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11/14/2023 7:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Carries tells Doug to find a way to invest their tax return check, Doug decides to buy an ice cream truck he sees for sale. Thinking this is a good way to make money, he sets out to sell ice cream. | |||||
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11/14/2023 7:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| A woman keeps calling Doug's house, claiming to have spent a romantic weekend with him, but Doug has no idea who she is and tries to find a way to stop her from calling. | |||||
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11/14/2023 8:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When O'Boyle goes into rehab, he asks Doug and Deacon to fill in for him as supervisor. Doug initially turns it down, but changes his mind in order to prove to Carrie that he isn't content with being a driver for his whole life. | |||||
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11/14/2023 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George tries to capitalize on Jerry's date with a deaf woman. | |||||
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11/14/2023 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine question Kramer's claim about a non-fat yogurt. | |||||
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11/14/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber; George gets a job. | |||||
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11/14/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend; Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name. | |||||
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11/14/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place. | |||||
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11/14/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion. | |||||
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11/15/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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11/15/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| En route to a dinner party, Elaine and Jerry pair off to find a perfect dessert, while Kramer and George search for the right wine -- only nothing seems to work out the way they planned. | |||||
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11/15/2023 1:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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11/15/2023 1:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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11/15/2023 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Reluctant Opie attends his first dancing party, and discovers dancing is fun, even with girls. | |||||
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11/15/2023 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy has a problem with a band of gypsies come to town armed with old-world hocus-pocus and modern science | |||||
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11/15/2023 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober falls in love with the new waitress in town but as far as she's concerned, it is Andy who is the Blue Plate Special | |||||
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11/15/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| When Henry goes for some R&R, Hawkeye pretends to crack up so that Frank will let him and Trapper go on some R&R. | |||||
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11/15/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| John Hodges, a chopper pilot referred to as The Cowboy because of his gun holster belt and cowboy hat, has been hit in the shoulder, and arrives at the 4077th. He is expecting a letter--he's worried his wife Jean at home is leav | |||||
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11/15/2023 4:35 am |
MASH |
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| Henry receives a citation for the camp achieving the best efficiency rating, and then General Hammond reassigns him to Tokyo. Frank then changes the camp to be more military, and he confiscates Hawkeye's and Trapper's still. The | |||||
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11/15/2023 5:10 am |
MASH |
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| A rash of thefts breaks out in the camp. Missing pieces include Frank's silver picture frame, Margaret's hair brush, and Trapper's watch. The camp is searched and everything is found in Hawkeye's locker. Everyone thinks he did i | |||||
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11/15/2023 5:45 am |
The Trail Gang |
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| An outlaw seeking revenge on the sherrif hires on at the Ponderosa under the name Sam Jackson, knowing their cattle drive will pass through the town where he will find that sheriff, who also happens to be his father. | |||||
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11/15/2023 6:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt Dillon is sentenced to life imprisonment of hard labor for shooting a fugitive in the town of Bedrock. | |||||
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11/15/2023 7:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Festus is caught in the middle when an Eastern preacher wants to build a church for the Indians and the townspeople, all of whom are filled with prejudice. | |||||
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11/15/2023 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Two bronco busters risk their lives to raise money for a ranch in Montana, only to have the dream ruined by a wild stallion. | |||||
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11/15/2023 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Manolo is not recognized as a man in the eyes of his people because he refuses to fight his father Alejo, a traditional Basque custom to prove one's manhood. | |||||
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11/15/2023 11:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Gomer proceeds to make a pest of himself after Andy wakes him to put out a minor fire. | |||||
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11/15/2023 11:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee saves money by buying a side of beef. the beef is tough, the freezer conks out, and Gomer attempts to fix the motor. | |||||
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11/15/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A strange mountain-style divorce ritual is frustrated by another ritual performed by Barney. | |||||
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11/15/2023 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie gets caught in a phony scheme to sell salve. Barney and Gomer come to his rescue. | |||||
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11/15/2023 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Joyce Jameson and Jean Carson appear as two fun-loving blondes who upset the procedures and routine of the sheriff's office. | |||||
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11/15/2023 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| British comedian Bernard Fox plays the peripatetic Englishman who returns to Mayberry and upsets aunt Bee with his efficiency. | |||||
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11/15/2023 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Feeling guilty about a childhood mistake, Ray brings Frank a bag of CDs of all his jazz records, but they wind up in the basement with a stack of electronic gifts that Frank and Marie never use. | |||||
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11/15/2023 2:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray arrives at the lodge to find Debra having a great time singing and drinking with Frank's friends, he can't help but mock Debra's new geriatric social circle. | |||||
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11/15/2023 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After mistakenly leaving Michael and Geoffrey home alone, Debra and Ray race home and discover that Ally stepped in to take care of the boys. | |||||
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11/15/2023 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After realizing that Debra places bets with the kids on his questionable behavior traits, Ray is disgusted that his own children now think he's a "doof." | |||||
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11/15/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra assures Ray she‘ll be on time for an important awards dinner, Ray hopes for the best and waits for her. But when she misses their 6:30 PM departure deadline, Ray decides to teach her a lesson in lateness. | |||||
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11/15/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray takes Ally dress shopping and is disgusted when he finds out that he has to shell out a small fortune so that she can attend the party of a girl whose mother Ray loves to hate. | |||||
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11/15/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert gets caught in the middle when Marie and Amy argue about whether he should retire from the police force. | |||||
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11/15/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After including stories about Robert, Frank and Marie in his speech, Ray is horrified when Amy clues him in on his huge omission. Feeling guilty for this major oversight, Ray must now figure out a way to make it up to Debra. | |||||
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11/15/2023 6:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug is reading Major a bedtime story and changes the end to make it scarier. The story ends up traumatizing Major, causing Kelly and Deacon to have problems getting him to be babysat by Doug. | |||||
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11/15/2023 6:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug and Carrie are not invited to the block party, Doug shows up anyway and ends up adopting a dog to prove he is a good person. He realizes a dog is a lot of work and wants to find a way to return it without looking bad. | |||||
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11/15/2023 7:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Deacon's son draws a picture of Arthur with crooked teeth, Arthur decides he needs braces. Doug uses this idea to try to improve Carrie by having Deacon's son draw a picture of her flat-chested. | |||||
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11/15/2023 7:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Deacon and Kelly buy a lake house, Carrie convinces Doug that they were able to afford it because they are so cheap. When Doug & Carrie go to the new home, they decide to get back at them by making them pay for everything. | |||||
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11/15/2023 8:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug, in an effort to be more healthy decides to become a vegetarian, which angers Carrie when he decides to push his new beliefs on her. | |||||
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11/15/2023 9:00 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy tries to help Julian, a handsome, newly sober AA member, but her attraction to him complicates things. Meanwhile, Bonnie jumps at the chance to attend a lavish charity gala with Jill. | |||||
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11/15/2023 9:35 pm |
Mom |
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| When Marjorie announces she's getting married, Christy and Bonnie are determined to make it the perfect day. | |||||
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11/15/2023 10:10 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy, Jill and Wendy find themselves in a sticky situation when they agree to help Bonnie smuggle an illegal substance across the Canadian border. | |||||
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11/15/2023 10:45 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| After Barb has her lawyer send over divorce papers, Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney, Howard (guest star CORBIN BERNSEN - Psych, L.A. Law), who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony. | |||||
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11/15/2023 11:15 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine begins seeing a therapist (recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK - "Will & Grace"), although it's unclear whether Christine is interested in pursuing therapy or romance. | |||||
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11/15/2023 11:50 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| MARION ROSS ("Happy Days") guest stars as Agnes Ross, an elderly tenant who Matthew and Richard try to force out of an apartment they wish to rent. | |||||
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11/16/2023 12:25 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Max (recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK) points out to Christine her tendency to flake when things get tough, and tries to teach her how to follow through. | |||||
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11/16/2023 1:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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11/16/2023 1:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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11/16/2023 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee agrees to week of baby sitting for her niece and finds the adorable infant adores everyone but her. | |||||
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11/16/2023 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Helen run into trouble when they promote a romance between the county clerk and the county nurse. | |||||
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11/16/2023 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee almost becomes the star of a TV commercial before she decides stardom is not for her. | |||||
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11/16/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye moves a wounded North Korean soldier into The Swamp, rather than let him be shipped out before he's stable. During the night he and Trapper play Dracula, and siphon off a pint of Frank's blood. The soldier then contracts | |||||
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11/16/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye writes home, describing Christmas in Korea. | |||||
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11/16/2023 4:35 am |
MASH |
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| The nurses go to extremes lengths to find a date for Nurse Eddie - they won't go out with anyone until Eddie gets a date. The men draw straws, and Hawkeye is the big loser, especially after Eddie nearly kills him in a scene rese | |||||
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11/16/2023 5:10 am |
MASH |
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| Radar gets a Dear John recording from home. Hawkeye and Trapper try to set him up with a date, but fail. Radar is taken by a new nurse at the camp and she is into poetry and music, so they coach him. Margaret wants to stop the r | |||||
