Schedules
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11/16/2023 7:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie decide to go visit their priest for some marriage counseling, and while there they run into some old friends who just had a baby. This causes them to consider a child. | |||||
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11/16/2023 7:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur's wedding day is here but he soon finds himself without a bride when Ava St. Clair leaves him for not being gay. Doug, still mad at Carrie, decides he is going to divorce her, and shows up drunk at the wedding. | |||||
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11/16/2023 8:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| After Doug tells Carrie his plans to leave her, she decides she wants to go to China and adopt the child they were going to get without him. Doug still wants this, so they race to get to the airport to get the baby. | |||||
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11/16/2023 9:00 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy tries to be supportive when a health scare throws Bonnie into a tailspin. | |||||
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11/16/2023 9:35 pm |
Mom |
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| Bonnie tries to get Christy to admit that she still has feelings for her ex-husband, Baxter. | |||||
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11/16/2023 10:10 pm |
Mom |
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| When the restaurant closes for renovation, Christy takes a job as Jill's personal assistant. Also, Bonnie answers a wrong number and falls for the guy on the other end of the line. | |||||
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11/16/2023 10:45 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Richard asks Christine to set him up on a date to help him get over New Christine. Guest star (and real-life wife of series star Clark Gregg) JENNIFER GREY appears as his date. | |||||
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11/16/2023 11:15 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave (recurring guest star JAMES LESURE - "For Your Love," "Las Vegas"), the immigration officer she has been seeing. | |||||
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11/16/2023 11:50 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine finds out Ritchie is the school bully, she decides to set a good example by making amends with the woman (AMY SEDARIS) she bullied as a kid. | |||||
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11/17/2023 12:25 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine attends her neighborhood Christmas party where she learns a juicy secret about her neighbor. MOLLY SHANNON ("Saturday Night Live") guest stars. | |||||
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11/17/2023 1:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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11/17/2023 1:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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11/17/2023 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober's girlfriend fills in for him at the filling station and proves so efficient that the boss wants her as a permanent replacement. | |||||
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11/17/2023 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl, settled over a jug of corn liquor. | |||||
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11/17/2023 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee's original song about Mayberry is a hit when it's played by a Rock N' roll star on his television show. | |||||
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11/17/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye creates a fake doctor, Captain Jonathan S. Tuttle, to give supplies to the local orphans. Henry wants Tuttle to be officer of the day, so Hawkeye creates a fake personnel file, and all his back pay is given to the orphan | |||||
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11/17/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye and Trapper operate on a famous Colonel - after discovering that he is particularly ruthless about sacrificing his men, they come up with a scheme to get him sent back to the states with a little unwitting help from Fran | |||||
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11/17/2023 4:35 am |
MASH |
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| Frank throws his back out whilst spending the evening with Margaret, and ends up in traction. He promptly applies for the Purple Heart, having been 'technically' wounded at a frontline unit. Tommy Gillis, an old friend of Hawkey | |||||
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11/17/2023 5:10 am |
MASH |
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| Once again, Hawkeye writes home to his father, telling him of the latest gossip: the camp gets a new surgeon, who turns out to be a fake; Hawkeye bets he can walk into the mess tent naked for lunch, and no one will notice; Radar | |||||
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11/17/2023 5:45 am |
Bonanza |
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| On his travels Joe meets a girl named Ann, a deaf mute and decides he can teach her sign language. Her father is skeptical and suspects Joe has other motives. Things become complicated when she fall in love with Joe. His effo | |||||
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11/17/2023 6:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A respectable rancher and his son hang an innocent man and let a bewhiskered bounty hunter go on trial for the murder. | |||||
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11/17/2023 7:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A gunfighter hired to kill Marshal Dillion is wounded trying to save the life of an aged Chinese man. | |||||
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11/17/2023 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A farmer whose credit has run out gets a loan from Marshal Dillon and Festus Haggen, then loses the money in a poker game. | |||||
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11/17/2023 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| After eight years in a prison for robbery a farmer returns home and hopes to find the stolen fortune he had buried under a tree. | |||||
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11/17/2023 11:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A campaign to fatten and stretch Barney Fife gets underway when it becomes apparent he doesn't match up to Civil Service physical requirements. | |||||
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11/17/2023 11:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee invited relatives to Mayberry for a visit and Andy becomes concerned when Uncle Ollie borrows the patrol car to go fishing. | |||||
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11/17/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Ernest T. Bass goes back to school when his girl spurns him as an illiterate. He quickly proves he won't win any gold stars for deportment of scholarship. | |||||
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11/17/2023 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee's old beau, a practical joker, shows up in Mayberry and resumes his courtship. Andy has misgivings. | |||||
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11/17/2023 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney's attempts to train an old mutt (named Blue) as a police dog coincide with a manhunt for an escaped criminal. | |||||
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11/17/2023 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney and Thelma Lou have a lovers' quarrel. Andy tries to help but only succeeds in getting caught in the middle. | |||||
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11/17/2023 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray craftily turns what looks to be misfortune, after Debra and Marie fight, into a night of passion by helping Debra channel her emotions into what he terms, "angry sex." | |||||
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11/17/2023 2:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Following a PTA meeting, Debra comments on Ray's sloppy attire, and Ray tells Debra that he overheard one of the mothers say that she looked "trampy." Amy does not help when she admires Debra for wearing "young" clothes." | |||||
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11/17/2023 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra and Ray are astonished when Ally comes home with an "F" in math on her report card. Ray and Debra set up a meeting with Ally's math teacher, Mr. Putnam, to see what she could do to improve. | |||||
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11/17/2023 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra, Amy and Marie convince Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to see his therapist, Dr. Greenberg. Moments after arriving at Dr. Greenberg's office, Ray and Frank coerce Robert to ditch therapy and go to the racetrack instead. | |||||
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11/17/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra invites her divorced parents to Thanksgiving dinner. Marie agrees to let Lois stay with her while Warren sleeps in Ray and Debra's bed. Ray is traumatized when he walks in on Lois and Warren having sex in his room. | |||||
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11/17/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Wondering why Marie is being extra nice to Robert and Amy, Ray discovers her plan: she wants grandchildren. Robert shares his disbelief with Amy that they are being “played” by Marie. | |||||
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11/17/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Amy's parents are concerned that Peter is lonely. Ray unwillingly goes to Peter's to give him some dating advice and encouragement. When that fails, Ray and Debra throw a cocktail party to introduce Peter to eligible women. | |||||
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11/17/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray rummages through a drawer so he can show Andy and Gianni personalized letter from Muhammed Ali. Debra confesses to Marie that she lied to Ray and accidentally threw the letter out. Marie surprisingly covers for Debra. | |||||
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11/17/2023 6:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie and Doug were happy. Doug had just gotten the perfect basement; it had a big screen TV, a fooseball table, everything he could ever want. But when Carrie's father has to move in with them, Doug loses his basement. | |||||
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11/17/2023 6:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug sees and old picture of Carrie's mother. She was young, hot, and skinny, just like Carrie. But then he sees another with her bigger than him. Afraid this might happen to Carrie he tries to trick her into dieting with him. | |||||
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11/17/2023 7:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug begins to wonder why Carrie would ever settle for a pathetic guy like him when Carrie starts doing well at work. | |||||
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11/17/2023 7:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie refuses to go on a double date with Richie and his new girlfriend and Doug wants to know why. | |||||
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11/17/2023 8:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur wants to go out with Doug's aunt Sheila, and Doug is bothered by this, because he wants Sheila to go back to his uncle. | |||||
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11/17/2023 9:00 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy encourages Bonnie to go out with a great new guy, Adam, only to find out that he's not as great as she thought. | |||||
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11/17/2023 9:35 pm |
Mom |
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| When Jodi's boyfriend, Travis, who was with her when she overdosed, shows up at an A.A. meeting, Christy struggles to show him the compassion he needs. Also, Bonnie's new boyfriend feels left out because she spends so much time at A.A. | |||||
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11/17/2023 10:10 pm |
Mom |
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| Despite being extremely ill, Christy insists on taking her final exams. Also, Bonnie is furious when she suspects that her boyfriend Adam is cheating on her. | |||||
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11/17/2023 10:45 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine decides to tell her therapist she's in love with him, his response is not what she expected. Recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK appears as Max, Christine's therapist. | |||||
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11/17/2023 11:15 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine finds herself falling in love with Max (recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK) until her ex-boyfriend, Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), comes back into her life. Will she have to choose? | |||||
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11/17/2023 11:50 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine feels left out as Richard and New Christine plan for their baby and decides she wants one too. TIM MEADOWS ("SNL") appears as Dr. Volk, New Christine's OB/GYN. | |||||
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11/18/2023 12:25 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine comes into some money and must decide whether to splurge on a designer dress or help starving children. ED BEGLEY JR. guest stars as Pastor Ed. | |||||
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11/18/2023 1:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| The usual symptoms - panic, pain and incredible joy - announce the imminent arrival of Jackie's child. Even though Fred is the father, Roseanne struggles to limit his participation in the process. | |||||
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11/18/2023 1:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne and Dan have different ideas about covering one of Dan's father's missed alimony payments. Meanwhile, new parents, Fred and Jackie, still can't figure out whether they love each other or not. | |||||
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11/18/2023 2:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| Ed is lying to Dan about the mental state of his mother. But Roseanne tries to get Dan to accept that the lie was really an act of kindness. | |||||
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11/18/2023 2:48 am |
Roseanne |
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| When Roseanne accepts delivery of too many new stoves for her diner, young D.J., who has found religion, begins spouting words of conscience and surprises Roseanne with some serious ethical questions. | |||||
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11/18/2023 3:24 am |
Roseanne |
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| When Bev breaks her pelvis in the retirement home, Roseanne and Dan are shocked to find out how it happened. As a result, Bev is forced to move in with them rather than die of embarrassment in the retirement community. | |||||
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11/18/2023 4:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| While Fred seeks advice on how to propose marriage to Jackie, Dan and Roseanne are rekindling their romance with inspiration from the soap opera "One Life to Live." | |||||
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11/18/2023 4:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| When they have a titanic ego clash, Roseanne is worried about the future of Fred and Jackie's relationship. It seems they just can't make up their minds, or egos, about walking down the aisle together. | |||||
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11/18/2023 5:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne's announcement that she is pregnant again leads to her and Dan debating kicking Becky out of the house to make room. Jackie and Fred squabble over sleeping arrangements. | |||||
