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    11/22/2023 7:15 pm

    King of Queens

    Maybe Baby

    Doug and Carrie are thinking of having a baby.

    11/22/2023 7:50 pm

    King of Queens

    Queasy Rider

    Doug gets a motorcycle, which causes a fight. Doug sells the motorcycle and tells Carrie he sold it because of her, but really he decided he hates it, and Carrie feels guilty.

    11/22/2023 8:25 pm

    King of Queens

    Female Problems

    Carrie doesn't have many friends, so Doug finds her one, but then Carrie starts spending too much time with her.

    11/22/2023 9:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Parent Trapped

    Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to become godparents.

    11/22/2023 9:35 pm

    King of Queens

    Tube Stakes

    Carrie leaves the garage door open and Doug's TV gets stollen.

    11/22/2023 10:10 pm

    King of Queens

    Doug Out

    Arthur overhears Doug calling him a degrading name and later he walks in on Carrie doing an impression of him. To make up for it, Doug brings Arthur to a Mets game. While trying to please Arther, Doug and Carrie wind up in jail.

    11/22/2023 10:45 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Get Smarter

    In the season finale, Christine feels intellectually inferior after meeting Max's (ERIC McCORMACK) friends at their "surprise" engagement party, driving her to make a decision.

    11/22/2023 11:15 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Pilot

    Divorced working mother Christine Campbell (series star JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS) owns a women's 30-minute workout gym, successfully juggling the daily stresses of motherhood and her business.

    11/22/2023 11:50 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Supertramp

    Upon learning that Richard and "new" Christine are enjoying an intimate relationship, Christine becomes determined to make her own romantic conquests.

    11/23/2023 12:25 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Open Waters

    Upon learning that her close friend Barb (recurring guest star Emmy Award winner WANDA SYKES) is responsible for matching up "new" Christine and Richard, Christine allows Barb to set her up on a blind date of her own.

    11/23/2023 1:00 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    11/23/2023 1:30 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    11/23/2023 2:00 am

    MASH

    Requiem For A Lightweight

    Trapper and Hawkeye seek to keep a new nurse from being transferred by Hot Lips, and they vie for her affection. Henry Blake, challenged by another commander to a boxing tournament, makes Trapper fight a big, intimidating soldie

    11/23/2023 2:30 am

    MASH

    Yankee Doodle Doctor

    The 4077th is designated as the setting for the making of an army film on Mobile Army Surgical Hospital units. Hawkeye is chosen as the star while Margaret and Frank compose a screenplay. The Eye Of The Hawk objects to the piece

    11/23/2023 3:00 am

    MASH

    Tuttle

    Hawkeye creates a fake doctor, Captain Jonathan S. Tuttle, to give supplies to the local orphans. Henry wants Tuttle to be officer of the day, so Hawkeye creates a fake personnel file, and all his back pay is given to the orphan

    11/23/2023 3:30 am

    MASH

    The Army - Navy Game

    The camp tunes into the Army/Navy football game, only to be shelled and have an unexploded bomb land in the middle of the compound. They ring around trying to identify the bomb, and the camp prepares for the worst. Hawkeye and T

    11/23/2023 4:00 am

    MASH

    Alcoholics Unanimous

    Henry's departure to Tokyo leaves Major Burns in charge of the 4077th. He declares total prohibition of alcohol, which leads to a near riot amongst the camp, especially from Hawkeye and Trapper.

    11/23/2023 4:30 am

    MASH

    Adam's Ribs

    Sick and tired of having liver and fish for an 11-day stretch, Hawkeye, driven near to insanity, starts a riot in the mess tent. He and Trapper then orders spare ribs and sauce from the best place he ever had them, in Chicago. T

    11/23/2023 5:00 am

    MASH

    The Nurses

    When Hot Lips confines Nurse Baker to her quarters, little does she know that Baker's husband has arrived in the camp. Hawkeye and B.J. put them together in Hot Lips' tent, telling everyone that a quarantined patient has been pl

    11/23/2023 5:30 am

    MASH

    Dear Sigmund

    Sidney Freedman, feeling depressed, visits the 4077th to observe how they fare under the pressures of war. He begins a letter to Sigmund Freud as a form of self-therapy, and releases his tension in the form of a practical joke w

    11/23/2023 6:00 am

    MASH

    38 Across

    Befuddled by a crossword puzzle, Hawkeye persuades his old friend Tippy Brooks, a whiz at puzzles, brought to camp. Tippy arrives with his commanding officer Admiral Prescot, thinking it's a medical emergency. Having scrubbed up

    11/23/2023 6:30 am

    MASH

    The Yalu Brick Road

    Hawkeye and BJ lose their way while rushing urgently needed antibiotics to the 4077th, which is wracked with low-mileage Thanksgiving turkey-induced salmonella. Wandering back to M*A*S*H, the pair are found by a peculiar North K

    11/23/2023 7:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Alcohol and Old Lace

    Andy and Barney finally solve the problem of moonshining in Mayberry.

    11/23/2023 7:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Andy Forecloses

    Andy faced with the unpleasant duty of serving an eviction notice, discovers a way to save the mortgagee's home.

    11/23/2023 8:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Bringing Up Opie

    Andy and Aunt Bee find that a good father-son relationship is more important to Opie than keeping him away from the sheriff's office.

    11/23/2023 8:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Opie's Hobo Friend

    Opie's friendship with a hobo begins to affect his ability to tell right from wrong.

    11/23/2023 9:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    The Pickle Story

    Rather than eat Aunt Bee's indigestible home-made pickles, Andy and Barney secretly substitute store-bought pickles in her preserving jars.

    11/23/2023 9:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Wedding Bells for Aunt Bee

    A misunderstanding leads Andy and Aunt Bee to believe that they are both anxious to get married.

    11/23/2023 10:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Mr. McBeevee

    When Opie starts talking about Mr. McBeevee, Andy and Barney suspect that the boy has an imaginary friend.

    11/23/2023 10:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    The Cow Thief

    The Mayberry mayor demands that Andy get a crime expert from the city to help solve several cow thefts.

    11/23/2023 11:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    The Bank Job

    Barney is convinced that Opie's piggy bank is safer than the Mayberry bank -- and sets out to prove his point.

    11/23/2023 11:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Barney and the Governor

    Barney hangs a parking ticket on the Governor's car, and refuses to tear it up.

    11/23/2023 12:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Andy Discovers America

    The sheriff's knowledge of American history is put to the test by Opie and an attractive new history teacher.

    11/23/2023 12:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    The Darlings are Coming

    The sheriff has his hands full as a clan of mountain musicians descend on Mayberry to meet a bus.

    11/23/2023 1:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Turkey or Fish

    Although Marie has always cooked the traditional turkey for Thanksgiving, Debra decides it's her turn to prepare the holiday meal. Not wanting to compete with Marie's turkey, she chooses to serve fish.

    11/23/2023 1:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Game

    When Ray and his family play a game of “Scruples” after their cable goes out and they have nothing but time on their hands, they find themselves arguing about honesty.

    11/23/2023 2:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Visit

    When Debra's mother comes to visit the family for a week, Debra finds herself shocked to discover that she wishes her mom were more like Marie.

    11/23/2023 2:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    No Fat

    Debra, Ray, and the kids make plans to spend the holiday at Frank and Marie's house. But their dreams of turkey with sausage stuffing and yams with marshmallows on top are quickly shattered by Marie's new heart-healthy diet.

    11/23/2023 3:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    No Thanks

    Inspired by how well the Barones got along at Thanksgiving dinner, Debra is intent on finding a way to improve her relationship with Marie.

    11/23/2023 3:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Wallpaper

    Ray finally reaches the breaking point with his parents and kicks them out of his house. Ray and Debra lose their cool when Frank and Marie pull the ultimate unannounced visit to their home.

    11/23/2023 4:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Fighting In-Laws

    While celebrating Thanksgiving, Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are not truely very happy with each other. Ray accidentally overhears his in-laws going at it with each other, and he relays the news to Debra.

    11/23/2023 4:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Older Women

    It's the first Thanksgiving since Debra's parents have been divorced and Debra is thrilled that both her parents have agreed to have dinner with them. However, she soon learns that Warren is bringing a date.

    11/23/2023 5:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Marie's Vision

    While Raymond, Robert and Frank don't want to bring up the fact that Marie is having vision trouble, Debra decides to level with her and suggests she visit an eye doctor.

    11/23/2023 5:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Bird

    When the Barones arrive at the Pennsylvania home of Amy's parents, they find that their differing family traditions encourage lots of lively conversation. If only the MacDougalls owned a television set!

    11/23/2023 6:05 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Debra's Parents

    Debra invites her divorced parents to Thanksgiving dinner. Marie agrees to let Lois stay with her while Warren sleeps in Ray and Debra's bed. Ray is traumatized when he walks in on Lois and Warren having sex in his room.

    11/23/2023 6:40 pm

    The Ball

    The Ball

    Ray Barone and his wife Debra live across the street from Ray's parents, Marie and Frank, and his older brother, Robert - who all have strong opinions about how things should go in the Barone household.

    11/23/2023 7:15 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All I Want For Christmas

    All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife and he's willing to try anything and everything to have his holiday wish come true.

    11/23/2023 7:50 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Toaster

    Ray is overjoyed by the reaction he is getting from friends and family who received a personalized “Barone” toaster from him as a gift. Even Debra's pretentious parents are thrilled with it.

    11/23/2023 8:25 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Christmas Picture

    Ray believes he has finally found the ultimate Christmas gift for his parents. If nothing else, it will certainly be something they will remember forever.

    11/23/2023 9:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Christmas Present

    Ray buys Debra an elaborate Christmas gift in the hopes that she will be so impressed, she will let him go on a weekend golf trip with his buddies. Ray believes he has the whole scenario worked out.

    11/23/2023 9:35 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Season's Greetings

    Marie becomes jealous when she receives a letter from a relative detailing how wonderful her life is and how well her kids are doing. She asks Debra for help in writing a Barone family update.

    11/23/2023 10:10 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Thought That Counts

    When Raymond lies and tells Debra that he's already bought her an incredibly thoughtful Christmas present, he frantically tries to figure out what to get.

    11/23/2023 10:45 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner

    Christine dreads going home to see her mother (guest star BRENDA BLETHYN - "Secrets & Lies," "Saving Grace") at Thanksgiving, but she discovers a secret they have in common.

    11/23/2023 11:15 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus

    Upon learning from the gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with an attorney, Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER), Richard does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages them.

    11/23/2023 11:50 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    I'll Show You Mine

    Christine gets nervous when Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER) tries to take their relationship to the next level. After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment.

    11/24/2023 12:25 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Other F Word, The

    Concerned about the uniformity of Ritchie's schoolmates, Christine takes it upon herself to help diversify the student body at his exclusive private school.

    11/24/2023 1:00 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    11/24/2023 1:30 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    11/24/2023 2:00 am

    MASH

    Dear Dad

    Hawkeye writes home, describing Christmas in Korea.

    11/24/2023 2:30 am

    MASH

    The M*A*S*H Olympics

    Colonel Potter, deciding that the camp is out of shape, enforces a calisthenics course. When nobody is enjoying it, he makes it fun by splitting the camp into two teams. These teams compete for three day R&R passes. Klinger trie

    11/24/2023 3:00 am

    MASH

    The Merchant of Korea

    After Charles hands B.J. two hundred dollars, he begins to take advantage. Everyone gets together and persuades Charles to play poker. He has incredible beginner's luck until Radar discovers that Charles whistles loudly when he

    11/24/2023 3:30 am

    MASH

    The Billfold Syndrome

    Charles becomes so irate, when he is turned down for a future medical position at home, that he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit, until Hawkeye and B.J. send him a false telegram from home. Meanwhile, a young soldier, Jerry

    11/24/2023 4:00 am

    MASH

    Baby, it's Cold Outside

    While everyone is complaining about the record cold snap, Charles becomes the most unpopular man in camp, when his parents send him a winter-ized polar suit that he insists on flaunting in front of everyone.

    11/24/2023 4:35 am

    MASH

    Dear Sis

    Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter to his sister, who is a nun. He recounts his frustrations at not being more effective at the 4077th.

    11/24/2023 5:10 am

    MASH

    The Party

    Talk of a post-war reunion gives BJ an idea- planning a present-day stateside gathering of 4077th families. He continues to obsess with the idea even under the duress of bug-out instigated by a Chinese breakthrough. Also, Klinge

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