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    11/23/2023 7:15 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All I Want For Christmas

    All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife and he's willing to try anything and everything to have his holiday wish come true.

    11/23/2023 7:50 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Toaster

    Ray is overjoyed by the reaction he is getting from friends and family who received a personalized “Barone” toaster from him as a gift. Even Debra's pretentious parents are thrilled with it.

    11/23/2023 8:25 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Christmas Picture

    Ray believes he has finally found the ultimate Christmas gift for his parents. If nothing else, it will certainly be something they will remember forever.

    11/23/2023 9:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Christmas Present

    Ray buys Debra an elaborate Christmas gift in the hopes that she will be so impressed, she will let him go on a weekend golf trip with his buddies. Ray believes he has the whole scenario worked out.

    11/23/2023 9:35 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Season's Greetings

    Marie becomes jealous when she receives a letter from a relative detailing how wonderful her life is and how well her kids are doing. She asks Debra for help in writing a Barone family update.

    11/23/2023 10:10 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Thought That Counts

    When Raymond lies and tells Debra that he's already bought her an incredibly thoughtful Christmas present, he frantically tries to figure out what to get.

    11/23/2023 10:45 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner

    Christine dreads going home to see her mother (guest star BRENDA BLETHYN - "Secrets & Lies," "Saving Grace") at Thanksgiving, but she discovers a secret they have in common.

    11/23/2023 11:15 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus

    Upon learning from the gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with an attorney, Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER), Richard does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages them.

    11/23/2023 11:50 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    I'll Show You Mine

    Christine gets nervous when Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER) tries to take their relationship to the next level. After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment.

    11/24/2023 12:25 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Other F Word, The

    Concerned about the uniformity of Ritchie's schoolmates, Christine takes it upon herself to help diversify the student body at his exclusive private school.

    11/24/2023 1:00 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    11/24/2023 1:30 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    11/24/2023 2:00 am

    MASH

    Dear Dad

    Hawkeye writes home, describing Christmas in Korea.

    11/24/2023 2:30 am

    MASH

    The M*A*S*H Olympics

    Colonel Potter, deciding that the camp is out of shape, enforces a calisthenics course. When nobody is enjoying it, he makes it fun by splitting the camp into two teams. These teams compete for three day R&R passes. Klinger trie

    11/24/2023 3:00 am

    MASH

    The Merchant of Korea

    After Charles hands B.J. two hundred dollars, he begins to take advantage. Everyone gets together and persuades Charles to play poker. He has incredible beginner's luck until Radar discovers that Charles whistles loudly when he

    11/24/2023 3:30 am

    MASH

    The Billfold Syndrome

    Charles becomes so irate, when he is turned down for a future medical position at home, that he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit, until Hawkeye and B.J. send him a false telegram from home. Meanwhile, a young soldier, Jerry

    11/24/2023 4:00 am

    MASH

    Baby, it's Cold Outside

    While everyone is complaining about the record cold snap, Charles becomes the most unpopular man in camp, when his parents send him a winter-ized polar suit that he insists on flaunting in front of everyone.

    11/24/2023 4:35 am

    MASH

    Dear Sis

    Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter to his sister, who is a nun. He recounts his frustrations at not being more effective at the 4077th.

    11/24/2023 5:10 am

    MASH

    The Party

    Talk of a post-war reunion gives BJ an idea- planning a present-day stateside gathering of 4077th families. He continues to obsess with the idea even under the duress of bug-out instigated by a Chinese breakthrough. Also, Klinge

    11/24/2023 5:45 am

    MASH

    Death Takes A Holiday

    Winchester fulfills a family Christmas tradition but has trouble maintaining the anonymity required to keep it a truly charitable act. Even Klinger lends a hand.

    11/24/2023 6:20 am

    MASH

    Twas the Day after Christmas

    To boost post-yuletide morale on Dec 26, Potter has the officers and enlisted men change places for the day.

    11/24/2023 6:55 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    A Christmas Story

    Andy and Barney give a Christmas party in the jail for a prisoner and his family, and thereby convert the town scrooge.

    11/24/2023 7:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Barney's First Car

    Jim Nabors appears as Gomer Pyle as Barney invests his life's savings in a used car.

    11/24/2023 8:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Mountain Wedding

    Howard Morris guest stars as Ernest T. Bass as the Darling clan returns to Maybery with its own kind of mountain trouble.

    11/24/2023 8:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Opie the Bird Man

    Opie accidentally kills a bird with a slingshot and becomes foster-mother to her three young birds.

    11/24/2023 9:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Andy and Opie's Pal

    Opie learns a lesson in friendship when he befriends a newcomer to Mayberry.

    11/24/2023 9:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Barney's Sidecar

    Barney adds a vintage motorcycle to the rolling stock of the Mayberry Sheriff's department, to the sheriff's regret.

    11/24/2023 10:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    The Song Festers

    Andy Griffith's wife, Barbara, appears in this episode as a member of the singing group. Barney suffers an ego blow when Gomer out-sings him.

    11/24/2023 10:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    The Shoplifters

    Barney disguises himself as a dummy in an attempt to solve a series of thefts in a Mayberry department store.

    11/24/2023 11:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Andy's Vacation

    Andy takes a week off, leaving Barney and Gomer in charge. A prisoner also takes off in the resultant confusion.

    11/24/2023 11:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Bargain Day

    Aunt Bee saves money by buying a side of beef. the beef is tough, the freezer conks out, and Gomer attempts to fix the motor.

    11/24/2023 12:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    The Darling Baby

    Opie finds himself an unwilling principal in a betrothal involving mountaineer Charlene Darling's new baby.

    11/24/2023 12:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Barney Runs for Sheriff

    Barney runs for Sheriff when Andy seems lined up for another job. Andy's job falls through and he becomes a write-in candidate for re-election.

    11/24/2023 1:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Supermarket Story

    Carrie plans on making a simple Thanksgiving dinner, but Arthur guilts her into making a big dinner like her mother used to.

    11/24/2023 1:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Noel Cowards

    Doug's car breaks down and he has to buy a new one, but he can't afford it.

    11/24/2023 2:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Assaulted Nuts

    Doug is goofing off at work, and ends up with a staple in his "area". He has to suffer through the pain while at a meeting with a banker because of an arguement with Carrie.

    11/24/2023 2:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Roamin' Holiday

    Carrie's friend and her husband are over for dinner and Carrie invites them to spend Thanksgiving weekend with them. Doug hates her husband, so he convinces Spence to move out and stay with them so Carrie's friends can't.

    11/24/2023 3:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Net Prophets

    Doug gets a $3000 dollar Christmas bonus and Carrie wants to invest it in the stock market. Doug can't handle it and keeps getting nervous when it falls.

    11/24/2023 3:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Dark Meet

    Doug and Carrie are arguing about who was the first one to tell each other "I love you". They think back to the day it happened, the day when Doug first met Carrie's family.

    11/24/2023 4:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Better Camera

    Doug buys Carrie a camera for Christmas, but her office gives her a better one. Lou Ferigno moves in next door.

    11/24/2023 4:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Ovary Action

    Doug's parents come over for Christmas. Carrie is ovulating and they want to use this time to get pregnant, but Doug's parents are getting in the way.

    11/24/2023 5:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Food Fight

    Carrie gets jelous when Doug starts paying a lot of attention to Spence's girlfriend, Becky. She is a great cook and Doug is always talking about her food. Carrie tries to impress Doug with her cooking, but can't do it.

    11/24/2023 5:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Connect Four

    Carrie wins 4 company seats to Knicks games, & invites her friend & husband to join. Doug hates her husband, so they invite Eddie & his girlfriend, who Carrie ends up hating. They decide to find a new couple to hang out with.

    11/24/2023 6:05 pm

    King of Queens

    Loaner Car

    Doug agrees to let Deacon borrow Carrie to make Thanksgiving dinner for his family. But when Deacon decides Holly is a better cook things start to get ugly.

    11/24/2023 6:40 pm

    King of Queens

    Bed Spread

    Doug manages to break the bed when he gets on it, and now Doug and Carrie have no bed. They order a new one and have to spend the next couple of days in separate beds.

    11/24/2023 7:15 pm

    King of Queens

    Affidavit Justice

    At a company picnic for Carrie's firm Doug's skills at softball make Carrie's boss ask if he will pretend to work for them so he can play on the company team. Doug convinces people that he's a lawyer and gets a job offer.

    11/24/2023 7:50 pm

    King of Queens

    Thanks Man

    Doug & Carrie have Thanksgiving at their house with all their friends. A strange man with an eye patch appears, asks to use the phone, and ends up staying for many hours. Carrie thinks he might be a murderer & wants him out.

    11/24/2023 8:25 pm

    King of Queens

    Santa Claustrophobia

    Carrie starts to work at IPS with Doug when the company gets busy during the holiday season. Doug can't stand this and begins suffering everyday. Arthur tries to get friends to be in a Christmas card with him.

    11/24/2023 9:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Awful Bigamy

    Holly gets kicked out of her apartment, and Arthur offers to let her stay in the basement. Carrie is very busy, and Holly starts cooking and cleaning to help. Doug learns what it is like to have an upstairs & downstairs wife.

    11/24/2023 9:35 pm

    King of Queens

    Furious Gorge

    Carrie gets fed up with Doug and his weight complex and convinces him to go to an overeaters group. Instead he walks into a meeting for people in abusive relationships. He starts blaming his overeating on Carrie & her anger.

    11/24/2023 10:10 pm

    King of Queens

    Present Tense

    When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.

    11/24/2023 10:45 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas

    Christine attends her neighborhood Christmas party where she learns a juicy secret about her neighbor. MOLLY SHANNON ("Saturday Night Live") guest stars.

    11/24/2023 11:15 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Long Day's Journey Into Stan

    Everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally after her breakup, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending some time on her own.

    11/24/2023 11:50 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Teach Your Children Well

    Christine feels pressured to throw an extravagant party for Ritchie's ninth birthday, his first involving children from his new private school.

    11/25/2023 12:25 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Ritchie Has Two Mommies

    Christine tries to behave maturely when Richard brings "new" Christine to breakfast with Ritchie so they can get to know each other.

    11/25/2023 1:00 am

    Roseanne

    We Gather Together

    The Conner clan gathers for an unforgettable Thanksgiving dinner. Dan is shocked to learn his father has feelings for Roseanne's widowed friend Crystal.

    11/25/2023 1:36 am

    Roseanne

    Thanksgiving 1991

    Roseanne doesn't believe her mother's excuse for why her father isn't attending Thanksgiving dinner.

    11/25/2023 2:12 am

    Roseanne

    Santa Claus

    Roseanne is concerned when Darlene's new friend turns out not to be a peer--- but a woman Roseanne's age.

    11/25/2023 2:48 am

    Roseanne

    It's No Place Like Home For the Holidays

    A terrible snow storm leaves Darlene snowed in at David's house for Christmas while Dan and DJ are stuck at home with Nancy and Marla. Roseanne and Jackie are trapped at the diner with Nana and their mother.

    11/25/2023 3:24 am

    Roseanne

    Thanksgiving '93

    In the midst of the Conner clan's Thanksgiving celebration, a fight breaks out and a long hidden, dark family secret is revealed. As a result, emotions fly and Bev flees the house.

    11/25/2023 4:00 am

    Roseanne

    White Trash Christmas

    The neighborhood association decides to lay down the law and dictate how much people can decorate for Christmas. So Roseanne and Dan shoot for a world record in tackiness. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Becky clash over college funds.

    11/25/2023 4:36 am

    Roseanne

    The Last Thursday in November

    D.J. performs in his school's Thanksgiving pageant in which the pilgrims pull out weapons and gun down the Indians "Pulp Fiction" style. D.J.'s Native-American teacher enlightens the parents with his story of Thanksgiving.

    11/25/2023 5:12 am

    Roseanne

    Follow the Son

    D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne is having trouble loosening the apron strings. Meanwhile, David is stunned to find that Darlene's planning to move in with her new boyfriend, Jimmy.

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    Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 12/29/2025 Time zone: Eastern Time (EST) UTC -5 Country: United States Language: English

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