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    11/24/2023 7:15 pm

    King of Queens

    Affidavit Justice

    At a company picnic for Carrie's firm Doug's skills at softball make Carrie's boss ask if he will pretend to work for them so he can play on the company team. Doug convinces people that he's a lawyer and gets a job offer.

    11/24/2023 7:50 pm

    King of Queens

    Thanks Man

    Doug & Carrie have Thanksgiving at their house with all their friends. A strange man with an eye patch appears, asks to use the phone, and ends up staying for many hours. Carrie thinks he might be a murderer & wants him out.

    11/24/2023 8:25 pm

    King of Queens

    Santa Claustrophobia

    Carrie starts to work at IPS with Doug when the company gets busy during the holiday season. Doug can't stand this and begins suffering everyday. Arthur tries to get friends to be in a Christmas card with him.

    11/24/2023 9:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Awful Bigamy

    Holly gets kicked out of her apartment, and Arthur offers to let her stay in the basement. Carrie is very busy, and Holly starts cooking and cleaning to help. Doug learns what it is like to have an upstairs & downstairs wife.

    11/24/2023 9:35 pm

    King of Queens

    Furious Gorge

    Carrie gets fed up with Doug and his weight complex and convinces him to go to an overeaters group. Instead he walks into a meeting for people in abusive relationships. He starts blaming his overeating on Carrie & her anger.

    11/24/2023 10:10 pm

    King of Queens

    Present Tense

    When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.

    11/24/2023 10:45 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas

    Christine attends her neighborhood Christmas party where she learns a juicy secret about her neighbor. MOLLY SHANNON ("Saturday Night Live") guest stars.

    11/24/2023 11:15 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Long Day's Journey Into Stan

    Everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally after her breakup, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending some time on her own.

    11/24/2023 11:50 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Teach Your Children Well

    Christine feels pressured to throw an extravagant party for Ritchie's ninth birthday, his first involving children from his new private school.

    11/25/2023 12:25 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Ritchie Has Two Mommies

    Christine tries to behave maturely when Richard brings "new" Christine to breakfast with Ritchie so they can get to know each other.

    11/25/2023 1:00 am

    Roseanne

    We Gather Together

    The Conner clan gathers for an unforgettable Thanksgiving dinner. Dan is shocked to learn his father has feelings for Roseanne's widowed friend Crystal.

    11/25/2023 1:36 am

    Roseanne

    Thanksgiving 1991

    Roseanne doesn't believe her mother's excuse for why her father isn't attending Thanksgiving dinner.

    11/25/2023 2:12 am

    Roseanne

    Santa Claus

    Roseanne is concerned when Darlene's new friend turns out not to be a peer--- but a woman Roseanne's age.

    11/25/2023 2:48 am

    Roseanne

    It's No Place Like Home For the Holidays

    A terrible snow storm leaves Darlene snowed in at David's house for Christmas while Dan and DJ are stuck at home with Nancy and Marla. Roseanne and Jackie are trapped at the diner with Nana and their mother.

    11/25/2023 3:24 am

    Roseanne

    Thanksgiving '93

    In the midst of the Conner clan's Thanksgiving celebration, a fight breaks out and a long hidden, dark family secret is revealed. As a result, emotions fly and Bev flees the house.

    11/25/2023 4:00 am

    Roseanne

    White Trash Christmas

    The neighborhood association decides to lay down the law and dictate how much people can decorate for Christmas. So Roseanne and Dan shoot for a world record in tackiness. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Becky clash over college funds.

    11/25/2023 4:36 am

    Roseanne

    The Last Thursday in November

    D.J. performs in his school's Thanksgiving pageant in which the pilgrims pull out weapons and gun down the Indians "Pulp Fiction" style. D.J.'s Native-American teacher enlightens the parents with his story of Thanksgiving.

    11/25/2023 5:12 am

    Roseanne

    Follow the Son

    D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne is having trouble loosening the apron strings. Meanwhile, David is stunned to find that Darlene's planning to move in with her new boyfriend, Jimmy.

    11/25/2023 5:48 am

    Roseanne

    Punch and Jimmy

    After D.J. gets pushed around by the town bully, Dan steps in to teach him the basics of self-defense. Recently dumped by Darlene, David begins overcompensating by acting "macho."

    11/25/2023 6:24 am

    Roseanne

    White Men Can't Kiss

    When DJ refuses to kiss a black girl in the school play, Dan broods over the source of DJ's racist attitudes. To everyone's surprise, Fred develops a close friendship with his mother-in-law, Bev.

    11/25/2023 7:00 am

    Roseanne

    Thanksgiving 1994

    Nana Mary's introduces her new husband at Thanksgiving.. Roseanne and Dan anxiously await the results from her prenatal test and learn that something may be wrong with the baby.

    11/25/2023 7:30 am

    Roseanne

    Maybe Baby

    Waiting for the prenatal test results leave Roseanne and Dan in a panic. Emotions run high as Roseanne mulls over her pregnancy options and consequently excludes Dan from any paternal involvement.

    11/25/2023 8:00 am

    Roseanne

    The Parenting Trap

    DJ's poor performance in school requires him to take "special" classes. Dan feels he is being shut out as a parent. Darlene learns something about David and his new girlfriend's relationship.

    11/25/2023 8:30 am

    Roseanne

    Rear Window

    A geriatric couple with a penchant for nudity has moved in next door. Darlene worries about how close Becky and David have gotten.

    11/25/2023 9:00 am

    Mike & Molly

    Mike Goes to the Opera

    Molly and Mike's mom clash when Mike gets sick.

    11/25/2023 9:30 am

    Mike & Molly

    Molly Makes Soup

    Molly's not happy when Vince tries to befriend Mike.

    11/25/2023 10:00 am

    Mike & Molly

    Jim Won't Eat

    Mike's mom asks Molly to take care of her dog.

    11/25/2023 10:30 am

    Mike & Molly

    Joyce & Vince and Peachers & Herb

    Molly goes out with Victoria when Mike won't leave the couch

    11/25/2023 11:00 am

    Mike & Molly

    Mike's Feet

    Mike & Carl's bromance is in jeopardy.

    11/25/2023 11:30 am

    Mike & Molly

    Peggy Shaves Her Legs

    When Peggy and Molly have lunch together, Mike worries about the conversation.

    11/25/2023 12:00 pm

    Mike & Molly

    Opening Day

    Mike invites Molly to the Chicago Cubs opening day.

    11/25/2023 12:30 pm

    Mike & Molly

    Samuel Gets Fired

    Samuel gets fired and moves in with Mike.

    11/25/2023 1:00 pm

    Mike & Molly

    Cigar Talk

    Mike helps Vince study for his GED.

    11/25/2023 1:30 pm

    Mike & Molly

    Victoria's Birthday

    Mike & Molly get caught up in Victoria's birthday drama.

    11/25/2023 2:00 pm

    Mike & Molly

    Peggy's New Beau

    Season finale: Mike & Molly are asked about marriage.

    11/25/2023 2:30 pm

    Mike & Molly

    Goin' Fishin'

    Mike and Molly adjust to life as an engaged couple.

    11/25/2023 3:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Merry Thanksgiving

    When Charlie finds out that his favorite ex girlfriend, Lisa (Denise Richards) is getting married, he tries to prove to her that he has become a better family man by throwing a big Thanksgiving dinner.

    11/25/2023 3:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    11/25/2023 4:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    11/25/2023 4:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    11/25/2023 5:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Rough Night in Hump Junction

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    11/25/2023 5:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    11/25/2023 6:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Fish in a Drawer

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    11/25/2023 6:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    If My Hole Could Talk

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    11/25/2023 7:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Waiting for the Right Snapper

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    11/25/2023 7:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Taterhead is Our Love Child

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    11/25/2023 8:00 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Chinese Restaurant

    Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant.

    11/25/2023 8:30 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Red Dot

    Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

    11/25/2023 9:00 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Pick

    Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

    11/25/2023 9:30 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Mom & Pop Store

    George claims he bought a celebrity's used car; Kramer tries to save a failing neighborhood business.

    11/25/2023 10:00 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Race

    Jerry finds an old high school classmate still disputes the outcome of a big race.

    11/25/2023 10:30 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Switch

    Jerry wants to date a new girlfriend's roommate.

    11/25/2023 11:00 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Butter Shave

    George gets a new job after he's mistaken for being handicapped while Jerry suspects Bania is taking advantage of him; Kramer's latest shaving technique backfires as Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend during a trans-Atlantic flight.

    11/25/2023 11:30 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Strike

    Elaine accidentally gives out a fake phone number on the back of a free sandwich coupon; George's father revives a holiday he invented to replace Christmas.

    11/26/2023 12:00 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    No Fault Divorce

    Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments between the two women.

    11/26/2023 12:30 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Exile On Lame Street

    Christine objects when Richard and "new" Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that her son is too young to be exposed to the vices on display there, Christine initially forbids it.

    11/26/2023 1:00 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Some Of My Best Friends Are Portuguese

    Shut out once again by the judgmental moms at Ritchie's school, Christine is overjoyed to finally make friends with another down-to-earth working woman, Belinda (ANA ORTIZ), who invites her over for a drink after work.

    11/26/2023 1:36 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Fair To Remember, A

    While volunteering at the spring carnival at Ritchie's school, Christine is surprised to learn that there's a hot new dad at the school--and excited that it's her ex-boyfriend, Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER).

    11/26/2023 2:12 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Passion Of Christine, The

    When Christine and the other moms meet the class' disarmingly handsome new teacher, Daniel Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), they decide to schedule a few parent-teacher conferences immediately.

    11/26/2023 2:48 am

    The Golden Girls

    A Little Romance

    Rose has been dating Dr. Jonathan Newman and begins to think their relationship is leading to the altar. However she begins to have second thoughts especially since he's a midget.

    11/26/2023 3:24 am

    The Golden Girls

    Ladies of the Evening

    The house is fumigated and the girls move into a Miami Beach hotel. Dressed up to attend a Burt Reynolds movie premiere, the girls are caught in a hotel raid, mistaken as prostitutes, and dragged off to jail.

    11/26/2023 4:00 am

    The Golden Girls

    'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas

    The girls each plan to spend Christmas with their families but a series of strange occurrences lead them to spend Christmas together in Miami.

    11/26/2023 4:36 am

    The Golden Girls

    Letter to Gorbachev

    Rose becomes concerned about nuclear war when girls in her cadet troop draw pictures of a bleak future, and writes letters to Gorbachev and Reagan. She's stunned to get a response and learn that Gorbechev would like to meet her.

    11/26/2023 5:12 am

    The Golden Girls

    My Brother, My Father

    Sophia's brother Angelo, a priest, comes to visit and doesn't know Dorothy and Stan are divorced. To spare his feelings, Sophia has Dorothy and Stan pretend to be married. Rose and Blanche prepare to star in The Sound of Music.

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