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    12/22/2023 7:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Domestic Disturbance

    When Carrie makes some extra money, she decides to hire a maid. The maid really annoys Doug because she constantly moves things and only speaks Spanish. He fires her and hires Spence's mom who ends up being terrible at the job.

    12/22/2023 7:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Pour Judgment

    Doug wants to take classes to learn to become a bartender, which has always been his dream. He soon realizes that being a bartender is not as fun as he thought it would be.

    12/22/2023 8:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Gym Neighbors

    Doug decides to buy a home gym because he feels that Carrie might be putting on some weight. Lou agrees to be their personal trainer, but when Doug has a hard time, he tries to bargain his way out of working out.

    12/22/2023 8:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Gorilla Warfare

    When Doug and Carrie were dating, Carrie was afraid Doug was not serious about her. Doug told her the most romantic thing she had ever heard and she was in love with him ever since. She finds out the line was from a dumb movie.

    12/22/2023 9:00 pm

    Mom

    Fireballs and Bullet Holes

    Christy tries to start a relationship with her father, Alvin, while Bonnie struggles to accept the fact that Christy wants him in her life.

    12/22/2023 9:30 pm

    Mom

    Horny-Goggles and a Catered Intervention

    Christy and Bonnie try to be supportive when Regina tells them she doesn't think she's an alcoholic. Also, Wendy tries to convince the women to attend a sober holiday dance.

    12/22/2023 10:00 pm

    Mom

    Foot Powder and the Barrelworks Pirates

    Christy searches for the perfect Secret Santa gift.

    12/22/2023 10:30 pm

    Mom

    Higgledy-Piggledy and a Cat Show

    Bonnie is forced to relive painful Christmas memories when Christy recounts tales from her childhood to Bonnie's sponsee Patty (recurring guest star KATE MICUCCI).

    12/22/2023 11:00 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    I Love Woo, I Hate You

    Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave (recurring guest star JAMES LESURE - "For Your Love," "Las Vegas"), the immigration officer she has been seeing.

    12/22/2023 11:30 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein

    When Christine finds out Ritchie is the school bully, she decides to set a good example by making amends with the woman (AMY SEDARIS) she bullied as a kid.

    12/23/2023 12:00 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas

    Christine attends her neighborhood Christmas party where she learns a juicy secret about her neighbor. MOLLY SHANNON ("Saturday Night Live") guest stars.

    12/23/2023 12:30 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    A Whale of a Tale

    When Christine decides to tell her therapist she's in love with him, his response is not what she expected. Recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK appears as Max, Christine's therapist.

    12/23/2023 1:00 am

    Roseanne

    Language Lessons

    Dan and Roseanne agree to take a body language test which exposes Dan's true feelings about Jackie.

    12/23/2023 1:36 am

    Roseanne

    Radio Days

    Roseanne encourages Dan's decision to enter a country-western song writing contest. Meanwhile, the friction between Booker and Jackie heats up.

    12/23/2023 2:12 am

    Roseanne

    Lovers' Lanes

    Roseanne gets a glimpse at Becky's first boyfriend. Meanwhile, Booker makes a bet with Jackie. If she loses, she'll have to spend the night with him.

    12/23/2023 2:48 am

    Roseanne

    The Memory Game

    Dan is enthusiastic to take photographs for his and Roseanne's upcoming fifteen-year high school reunion. Roseanne learns of a secret Dan has kept from her for years.

    12/23/2023 3:24 am

    Roseanne

    Here's to Good Friends

    Roseanne and Jackie console a broken-hearted Crystal by taking her out on the town. Jackie notices Booker with another woman.

    12/23/2023 4:00 am

    Roseanne

    Dan's Birthday Bash

    Dan goes head to head with a barroom bully at his birthday party. Becky awaits a dinner invitation from Chip.

    12/23/2023 4:30 am

    Roseanne

    Saturday

    Roseanne bets Dan that he can't stop wasting time long enough to fix his truck. If she loses, she'll have to do all the snow shoveling for the rest of her life. If she wins, Dan has to clean the oven for the rest of his life.

    12/23/2023 5:00 am

    Roseanne

    Canoga Time

    Roseanne and Dan are at odds over which of their possessions to save and which to donate to the PTA rummage sale.

    12/23/2023 5:30 am

    Roseanne

    The Monday Thru Friday Show

    Roseanne and Dan decide to take the honeymoon they never had. The couple disagrees about where they should go for their romantic getaway. Meanwhile, Becky refuses to dissect a frog in class while Darlene starts a paper route.

    12/23/2023 6:00 am

    Roseanne

    Santa Claus

    Roseanne is concerned when Darlene's new friend turns out not to be a peer--- but a woman Roseanne's age.

    12/23/2023 6:30 am

    Roseanne

    It's No Place Like Home For the Holidays

    A terrible snow storm leaves Darlene snowed in at David's house for Christmas while Dan and DJ are stuck at home with Nancy and Marla. Roseanne and Jackie are trapped at the diner with Nana and their mother.

    12/23/2023 7:00 am

    Roseanne

    White Trash Christmas

    The neighborhood association decides to lay down the law and dictate how much people can decorate for Christmas. So Roseanne and Dan shoot for a world record in tackiness. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Becky clash over college funds.

    12/23/2023 7:30 am

    Roseanne

    The Parenting Trap

    DJ's poor performance in school requires him to take "special" classes. Dan feels he is being shut out as a parent. Darlene learns something about David and his new girlfriend's relationship.

    12/23/2023 8:00 am

    Mike & Molly

    Peg O' My Heart Attack

    Mike blames Molly for his mom's heart attack.

    12/23/2023 8:30 am

    Mike & Molly

    Super Cop

    Mike becomes "Super Cop" after his wallet is stolen.

    12/23/2023 9:00 am

    Mike & Molly

    Joyce's Will Be Done

    Molly's shocked that Victoria gets the house in Joyce's will

    12/23/2023 9:30 am

    Mike & Molly

    The Good Wife

    Mike & Molly clash over her time when she's not writing.

    12/23/2023 10:00 am

    Mike & Molly

    Weekend with Birdie

    Mike brings home a stray puppy...to Molly's dismay.

    12/23/2023 10:30 am

    Mike & Molly

    The Wreck of the Vincent Moranto

    Mike is upset with Vince over a do-it-yourself project.

    12/23/2023 11:00 am

    Mike & Molly

    Baby, Please Don't Go

    Molly brings home a homeless & pregnant former student.

    12/23/2023 11:30 am

    Mike & Molly

    Baby Bump

    Molly reunites Frannie with her estranged sister.

    12/23/2023 12:00 pm

    Mike & Molly

    The Adoption Option

    The adoption agency pays a home visit.

    12/23/2023 12:30 pm

    Mike & Molly

    Curse of the Bambino

    Mike sees Carl's psychic and Peggy drags Molly to church.

    12/23/2023 1:00 pm

    Mike & Molly

    I See Love

    Mike & Molly reminisce with family in the series finale.

    12/23/2023 1:30 pm

    Mike & Molly

    Pilot

    A couple finds love at an Overeaters Anonymous meeting.

    12/23/2023 2:00 pm

    Mike & Molly

    First Date

    Molly develops a cold before her first date with Mike.

    12/23/2023 2:30 pm

    Mike & Molly

    First Kiss

    Mike gets his ego hurt during a bowling date with Molly.

    12/23/2023 3:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Standard Deviation

    Robert gives Ray and Debra an IQ test as part of his assignment for his criminal psychology class, and the results incite subtle competition between them. Robert informs Ray and Debra that they each scored higher than the other.

    12/23/2023 3:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Look, Don't Touch

    When a waitress at Nemo's catches Ray's eye, he has a lot of explaining to do to his wife. Especially when Ray accidentally leaves his wallet at Nemo's, and Angelina calls him at home to let him know she found it.

    12/23/2023 4:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Frank the Writer

    When Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest, he submits his writing samples to Ray's editor, hoping to get his own column in the newspaper.

    12/23/2023 4:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Your Place or Mine?

    Ray's parents stop speaking and Marie moves in with Ray and his family, while Frank enjoys bachelorhood. Debra visits Frank, who's enjoying his life as a free man, and begs him to apologize to Marie so she will move back home.

    12/23/2023 5:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    In-Laws

    When Ray's in-laws come for a visit, he begs his parents to be nice to them. Ray admits to his parents that he doesn't always see eye to eye with Debra's folks, but fakes it, and he'd like them to do the same.

    12/23/2023 5:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Win, Lose or Draw

    Ray gets tired of being treated like a kid at his father's poker game, so he ignores his father's advice and ends up losing all his money. Debra wants Ray to act like a mature adult and ask Frank for his money back.

    12/23/2023 6:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Hi, School

    Doug delivers a package to his old high school and sees his football coach. Soon, he's returning constantly and being treated like a football legend. Arthur loses his eyedrops and temporarily goes blind, deaf and mute.

    12/23/2023 6:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Deconstructing Carrie

    Carrie is feeling depressed about her looks with her 35th birthday approaching. Doug decides to get construction workers to hit on her as she walks by.

    12/23/2023 7:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Black List

    Deacon has a new friend that he is spending time with. Doug gets jealous, but when he finds out that he is black, he decides Deacon must be fulfiling his "black needs."

    12/23/2023 7:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Wish Boned

    Doug wins tickets to a Final Four game in St. Louis and Carrie wants Doug to take Arthur. Doug doesn't want to, but Carrie says he'll never have to do anything with Arthur again if he does this. Doug jumps at this idea.

    12/23/2023 8:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Van, Go

    While eating lunch with Deacon, Doug manages to annoy a waitress so much that she says she wants to fight him when he finishes eating. Meanwhile, Carrie goes shopping and convinces Holly to come so she can use her van.

    12/23/2023 8:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Ice Cubed

    Carrie is out buying an Ipod and the cashier forgets to ring it up. Carrie goes to talk to her pastor about what to do. Doug meets a family and discovers the wife's dad is moving in soon. He tells them what a bad idea that is.

    12/23/2023 9:00 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Barber

    Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber; George gets a job.

    12/23/2023 9:30 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Masseuse

    Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend; Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name.

    12/23/2023 10:00 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Cigar Store Indian

    Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place.

    12/23/2023 10:30 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Conversion

    In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion.

    12/23/2023 11:00 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Stall

    Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

    12/23/2023 11:30 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Dinner Party

    En route to a dinner party, Elaine and Jerry pair off to find a perfect dessert, while Kramer and George search for the right wine -- only nothing seems to work out the way they planned.

    12/24/2023 12:00 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Truth or Dare

    Christine finds herself falling in love with Max (recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK) until her ex-boyfriend, Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), comes back into her life. Will she have to choose?

    12/24/2023 12:30 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    A Family Unfair

    Christine feels left out as Richard and New Christine plan for their baby and decides she wants one too. TIM MEADOWS ("SNL") appears as Dr. Volk, New Christine's OB/GYN.

    12/24/2023 1:00 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Sweet Charity

    Christine comes into some money and must decide whether to splurge on a designer dress or help starving children. ED BEGLEY JR. guest stars as Pastor Ed.

    12/24/2023 1:30 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Subway, Somehow

    Christine urges Ritchie's school principal (NANCY LENEHAN - "My Name Is Earl") to let the class take the subway on a field trip in order to learn real-world skills.

    12/24/2023 2:00 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Up in the Airport

    When Christine realizes Ritchie's never been on a real family vacation like his classmates, she plans a trip to Florida. But things don't turn out quite as she intended and the trip goes horribly awry.

    12/24/2023 2:30 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas

    Christine attends her neighborhood Christmas party where she learns a juicy secret about her neighbor. MOLLY SHANNON ("Saturday Night Live") guest stars.

    12/24/2023 3:00 am

    The Golden Girls

    The Audit

    Dorothy is stunned to learn that Stan's tax problems are her tax problems since Stan is being audited for a number of years when they were still married. Blanche and Rose take a Spanish class, each for different reasons.

    12/24/2023 3:30 am

    The Golden Girls

    Three on a Couch

    Constant bickering causes the girls to seek help from a therapist. This prompts the girls to reminisce about times they didn't get along. The therapist's conclusion: they should not live with one another.

    12/24/2023 4:00 am

    The Golden Girls

    Charlie's Buddy

    A wartime buddy of Rose's late husband arrives in Miami to see Rose. However, he has more in mind than just a friendly visit. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Blanche haggle over the same dress to wear to a social event.

    12/24/2023 4:30 am

    The Golden Girls

    The Artist

    Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose each secretly pose nude for a sculptor who will unveil the statue at an art show opening. Meanwhile, Sophia brushes up on practical jokes to get back at a prankster at the Senior Citizens Center.

    12/24/2023 5:00 am

    The Golden Girls

    Blanche's Little Girl

    Blanche is thrilled by a visit from her daughter, Rebecca, an ex-model who has gained quite a bit of weight. Visiting with Rebecca is her oafish beau who constantly puts her down. The kicker: she's thinking of marrying him.

    12/24/2023 5:30 am

    The Golden Girls

    Dorothy's New Friend

    Dorothy befriends a novelist, Barbara Thorndyke, and she quickly infringes on Dorothy's relationship with Blanche and Rose, who think Barbara is nothing but a stuck up snob.

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