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12/24/2023 7:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry obsessively worries when he takes his date to a restaurant famous for their apple pie and she refuses to eat a piece; meanwhile, Elaine discovers that a mannequin resembling her has been showing up in quite a few window displays. | |||||
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12/24/2023 7:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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12/24/2023 8:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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12/24/2023 8:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer's moneymaking scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires when Morty has to depend on his Fl | |||||
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12/24/2023 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer's moneymaking scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires when Morty has to depend on his Fl | |||||
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12/24/2023 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George panics during a fire at his girlfriend's son's birthday party and bolts for an escape route, while Kramer's girlfriend has a heckling laugh that threatens to ruin Jerry's act at a comedy club. | |||||
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12/24/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and his friends take an ill-fated trip to the beach. | |||||
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12/24/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George does the opposite and turns his life around. | |||||
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12/24/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer chaperones Jerry's date with a Miss America hopeful. | |||||
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12/24/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry learns his date was dumped by Newman; Kramer worries that he caused a murder; George's petty remarks causes him trouble. | |||||
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12/25/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry accepts an invitation to help with a PBS pledge drive. | |||||
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12/25/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Crossed phone lines get Jerry a date and exposes the Costanza's plans to divorce. | |||||
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12/25/2023 1:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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12/25/2023 1:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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12/25/2023 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Deputy Warren captures a pair of thieves through sheer stupidity about the functions of a cannon. | |||||
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12/25/2023 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober has dreams of entering show-business when he thinks he owns a genuine talking dog. | |||||
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12/25/2023 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee gets a job at the town print shop where the new proprietors are really counterfeiters. | |||||
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12/25/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| Trapper and Hawkeye seek to keep a new nurse from being transferred by Hot Lips, and they vie for her affection. Henry Blake, challenged by another commander to a boxing tournament, makes Trapper fight a big, intimidating soldie | |||||
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12/25/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye writes home, describing Christmas in Korea. | |||||
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12/25/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Klinger pretends to be pregnant. Hawkeye and Trapper operate on General Mitchell's son, and the General gives them 3 days in Tokyo Henry keeps getting calls from Tokyo about what Hawkeye and Trapper are doing. When they get back | |||||
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12/25/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Henry's departure to Tokyo leaves Major Burns in charge of the 4077th. He declares total prohibition of alcohol, which leads to a near riot amongst the camp, especially from Hawkeye and Trapper. | |||||
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12/25/2023 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Sidney Freedman, feeling depressed, visits the 4077th to observe how they fare under the pressures of war. He begins a letter to Sigmund Freud as a form of self-therapy, and releases his tension in the form of a practical joke w | |||||
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12/25/2023 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter to his sister, who is a nun. He recounts his frustrations at not being more effective at the 4077th. | |||||
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12/25/2023 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Talk of a post-war reunion gives BJ an idea- planning a present-day stateside gathering of 4077th families. He continues to obsess with the idea even under the duress of bug-out instigated by a Chinese breakthrough. Also, Klinge | |||||
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12/25/2023 7:00 am |
MASH |
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| Winchester fulfills a family Christmas tradition but has trouble maintaining the anonymity required to keep it a truly charitable act. Even Klinger lends a hand. | |||||
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12/25/2023 7:30 am |
MASH |
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| To boost post-yuletide morale on Dec 26, Potter has the officers and enlisted men change places for the day. | |||||
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12/25/2023 8:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy makes a judgment concerning his son, Opie, before hearing his boy's side of the story. | |||||
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12/25/2023 8:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Barney give a Christmas party in the jail for a prisoner and his family, and thereby convert the town scrooge. | |||||
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12/25/2023 9:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Barney finally solve the problem of moonshining in Mayberry. | |||||
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12/25/2023 9:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy plays matchmaker for Barney but finds himself in difficulty when Barney misinterprets his efforts. | |||||
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12/25/2023 10:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Rather than eat Aunt Bee's indigestible home-made pickles, Andy and Barney secretly substitute store-bought pickles in her preserving jars. | |||||
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12/25/2023 10:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Aunt Bee find that a good father-son relationship is more important to Opie than keeping him away from the sheriff's office. | |||||
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12/25/2023 11:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The Mayberry mayor demands that Andy get a crime expert from the city to help solve several cow thefts. | |||||
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12/25/2023 11:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie accidentally kills a bird with a slingshot and becomes foster-mother to her three young birds. | |||||
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12/25/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy takes a week off, leaving Barney and Gomer in charge. A prisoner also takes off in the resultant confusion. | |||||
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12/25/2023 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie develops a crush on his teacher, who also happens to be his father's girlfriend. | |||||
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12/25/2023 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee invited relatives to Mayberry for a visit and Andy becomes concerned when Uncle Ollie borrows the patrol car to go fishing. | |||||
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12/25/2023 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney finds $250,000 in cash from a bank robbery and decides to capture the robber himself. | |||||
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12/25/2023 2:00 pm |
The Ball |
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| Ray Barone and his wife Debra live across the street from Ray's parents, Marie and Frank, and his older brother, Robert - who all have strong opinions about how things should go in the Barone household. | |||||
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12/25/2023 2:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife and he's willing to try anything and everything to have his holiday wish come true. | |||||
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12/25/2023 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is overjoyed by the reaction he is getting from friends and family who received a personalized “Barone” toaster from him as a gift. Even Debra's pretentious parents are thrilled with it. | |||||
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12/25/2023 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray believes he has finally found the ultimate Christmas gift for his parents. If nothing else, it will certainly be something they will remember forever. | |||||
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12/25/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray buys Debra an elaborate Christmas gift in the hopes that she will be so impressed, she will let him go on a weekend golf trip with his buddies. Ray believes he has the whole scenario worked out. | |||||
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12/25/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Marie becomes jealous when she receives a letter from a relative detailing how wonderful her life is and how well her kids are doing. She asks Debra for help in writing a Barone family update. | |||||
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12/25/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Raymond lies and tells Debra that he's already bought her an incredibly thoughtful Christmas present, he frantically tries to figure out what to get. | |||||
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12/25/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Feeling guilty about a childhood mistake, Ray brings Frank a bag of CDs of all his jazz records, but they wind up in the basement with a stack of electronic gifts that Frank and Marie never use. | |||||
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12/25/2023 6:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug's car breaks down and he has to buy a new one, but he can't afford it. | |||||
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12/25/2023 6:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug gets a $3000 dollar Christmas bonus and Carrie wants to invest it in the stock market. Doug can't handle it and keeps getting nervous when it falls. | |||||
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12/25/2023 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug buys Carrie a camera for Christmas, but her office gives her a better one. Lou Ferigno moves in next door. | |||||
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12/25/2023 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug's parents come over for Christmas. Carrie is ovulating and they want to use this time to get pregnant, but Doug's parents are getting in the way. | |||||
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12/25/2023 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie is trying to get her dad the perfect gift for Christmas. Doug wants to buy a toy that is a collector's item for himself and Deacon wants it too. | |||||
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12/25/2023 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets hit on by a midget while she and Doug are out shopping for a Christmas tree and Doug chases him away. When Doug realizes his wallet is gone, he thinks the midget stole it. He decides to hunt him down with Arthur. | |||||
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12/25/2023 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's new couch gets Elaine a new boyfriend. | |||||
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12/25/2023 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry is intrigued with the possibilities when he starts dating a former Olympic gymnast. | |||||
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12/25/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry regrets accepting an expensive suit from a comedian he doesn't like. | |||||
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12/25/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George claims he bought a celebrity's used car; Kramer tries to save a failing neighborhood business. | |||||
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12/25/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George hires an unattractive secretary. | |||||
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12/25/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George learns the truth about a friend's illness; Kramer helps bring in a notorious scofflaw. | |||||
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12/26/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine sets out to change a gay man's sexual preference. | |||||
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12/26/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry rebels at an intimate gesture as Kramer attempts to make their building more friendly. | |||||
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12/26/2023 1:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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12/26/2023 1:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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12/26/2023 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impovereshed congregation buy a new-church organ. | |||||
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12/26/2023 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Girl-shy Deputy Warren turns into a somnambulistic Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV. | |||||
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12/26/2023 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard and compounds the problem by replacing him with a bicyclist | |||||
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12/26/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| As a cure for the increased tension at the 4077th, Potter obtains a copy of his favorite film, "My Darling Clementine", and makes a social event out of it. As the film continues to break, tensions rise, until Mulcahy plays the p | |||||
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12/26/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Korean children and American soldiers are often badly wounded when they hunt for souvenirs which the enemy have booby-trapped. Potter asks for it to stop, and Hawkeye and B.J. put a local junk dealer out of business. | |||||
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12/26/2023 4:35 am |
MASH |
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| In the midst of a deluge of patients and their individual medical histories, the 4077th is out of blood. Everyone in camp is donating at 48-hour intervals when a truckload of Turkish soldiers arrives to offer their blood and sav | |||||
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12/26/2023 5:10 am |
MASH |
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| Prompted by pressure from Frank, Hot Lips sets a date for marriage with Lieutenant Colonel Donald Penobscott. When Donald arrives in camp for the wedding, a bridal shower and bachelor party are given. When he has passed out drun | |||||
