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		12/25/2023 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Better Camera
	Doug buys Carrie a camera for Christmas, but her office gives her a better one. Lou Ferigno moves in next door.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Better Camera Localized description: Doug buys Carrie a camera for Christmas, but her office gives her a better one. Lou Ferigno moves in next door.
		12/25/2023 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Ovary Action
	Doug's parents come over for Christmas. Carrie is ovulating and they want to use this time to get pregnant, but Doug's parents are getting in the way.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Ovary Action Localized description: Doug's parents come over for Christmas. Carrie is ovulating and they want to use this time to get pregnant, but Doug's parents are getting in the way.
		12/25/2023 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Mentalo Case
	Carrie is trying to get her dad the perfect gift for Christmas. Doug wants to buy a toy that is a collector's item for himself and Deacon wants it too.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Mentalo Case Localized description: Carrie is trying to get her dad the perfect gift for Christmas. Doug wants to buy a toy that is a collector's item for himself and Deacon wants it too.
		12/25/2023 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Silent Mite
	Carrie gets hit on by a midget while she and Doug are out shopping for a Christmas tree and Doug chases him away. When Doug realizes his wallet is gone, he thinks the midget stole it. He decides to hunt him down with Arthur.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Silent Mite Localized description: Carrie gets hit on by a midget while she and Doug are out shopping for a Christmas tree and Doug chases him away. When Doug realizes his wallet is gone, he thinks the midget stole it. He decides to hunt him down with Arthur.
		12/25/2023 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Couch
	Jerry's new couch gets Elaine a new boyfriend.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Couch Localized description: Jerry's new couch gets Elaine a new boyfriend.
		12/25/2023 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Gymnast
	Jerry is intrigued with the possibilities when he starts dating a former Olympic gymnast.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Gymnast Localized description: Jerry is intrigued with the possibilities when he starts dating a former Olympic gymnast.
		12/25/2023 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Soup
	Jerry regrets accepting an expensive suit from a comedian he doesn't like.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Soup Localized description: Jerry regrets accepting an expensive suit from a comedian he doesn't like.
		12/25/2023 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Mom & Pop Store
	George claims he bought a celebrity's used car; Kramer tries to save a failing neighborhood business.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Mom & Pop Store Localized description: George claims he bought a celebrity's used car; Kramer tries to save a failing neighborhood business.
		12/25/2023 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Secretary
	George hires an unattractive secretary.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Secretary Localized description: George hires an unattractive secretary.
		12/25/2023 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Scofflaw
	George learns the truth about a friend's illness; Kramer helps bring in a notorious scofflaw.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Scofflaw Localized description: George learns the truth about a friend's illness; Kramer helps bring in a notorious scofflaw.
		12/26/2023 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Beard
	Elaine sets out to change a gay man's sexual preference.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Beard Localized description: Elaine sets out to change a gay man's sexual preference.
		12/26/2023 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Kiss Hello
	Jerry rebels at an intimate gesture as Kramer attempts to make their building more friendly.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Kiss Hello Localized description: Jerry rebels at an intimate gesture as Kramer attempts to make their building more friendly.
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		12/26/2023 2:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Church Organ
	Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impovereshed congregation buy a new-church organ.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Church Organ Localized description: Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impovereshed congregation buy a new-church organ.
		12/26/2023 2:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Girl Shy
	Girl-shy Deputy Warren turns into a somnambulistic Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Girl Shy Localized description: Girl-shy Deputy Warren turns into a somnambulistic Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV.
		12/26/2023 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Malcolm at the Crossroads
	Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard and compounds the problem by replacing him with a bicyclist
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Malcolm at the Crossroads Localized description: Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard and compounds the problem by replacing him with a bicyclist
		12/26/2023 3:30 am	MASH	Movie Tonight
	As a cure for the increased tension at the 4077th, Potter obtains a copy of his favorite film, "My Darling Clementine", and makes a social event out of it. As the film continues to break, tensions rise, until Mulcahy plays the p
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Movie Tonight Localized description: As a cure for the increased tension at the 4077th, Potter obtains a copy of his favorite film, "My Darling Clementine", and makes a social event out of it. As the film continues to break, tensions rise, until Mulcahy plays the p
		12/26/2023 4:00 am	MASH	Souvenirs
	Korean children and American soldiers are often badly wounded when they hunt for souvenirs which the enemy have booby-trapped. Potter asks for it to stop, and Hawkeye and B.J. put a local junk dealer out of business.
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Souvenirs Localized description: Korean children and American soldiers are often badly wounded when they hunt for souvenirs which the enemy have booby-trapped. Potter asks for it to stop, and Hawkeye and B.J. put a local junk dealer out of business.
		12/26/2023 4:35 am	MASH	Post Op
	In the midst of a deluge of patients and their individual medical histories, the 4077th is out of blood. Everyone in camp is donating at 48-hour intervals when a truckload of Turkish soldiers arrives to offer their blood and sav
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Post Op Localized description: In the midst of a deluge of patients and their individual medical histories, the 4077th is out of blood. Everyone in camp is donating at 48-hour intervals when a truckload of Turkish soldiers arrives to offer their blood and sav
		12/26/2023 5:10 am	MASH	Margaret's Marriage
	Prompted by pressure from Frank, Hot Lips sets a date for marriage with Lieutenant Colonel Donald Penobscott. When Donald arrives in camp for the wedding, a bridal shower and bachelor party are given. When he has passed out drun
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Margaret's Marriage Localized description: Prompted by pressure from Frank, Hot Lips sets a date for marriage with Lieutenant Colonel Donald Penobscott. When Donald arrives in camp for the wedding, a bridal shower and bachelor party are given. When he has passed out drun
		12/26/2023 5:45 am	Bonanza	The Honor Of Cochise
	The Cartwright's make camp other way home, then suddenly have to come to the defense of Army Captain Moss Johnson running from an Apache attack. Ben and his sons find themselves surrounded by Cochise and his people who refuse t
Localized series title: Bonanza Localized episode title: The Honor Of Cochise Localized description: The Cartwright's make camp other way home, then suddenly have to come to the defense of Army Captain Moss Johnson running from an Apache attack. Ben and his sons find themselves surrounded by Cochise and his people who refuse t
		12/26/2023 6:50 am	Gunsmoke	P.S. Murray Christmas
	Seven homeless children en route from a Kansas orphanage to California find a Christmas they have never known.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: P.S. Murray Christmas Localized description: Seven homeless children en route from a Kansas orphanage to California find a Christmas they have never known.
		12/26/2023 7:55 am	Gunsmoke	Kiowa
	The abduction of a teen-aged girl by Indians involves Matt Dillon in a long trek to rescue her and return her to her family.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: Kiowa Localized description: The abduction of a teen-aged girl by Indians involves Matt Dillon in a long trek to rescue her and return her to her family.
		12/26/2023 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	Celia
	Newly's best friend becomes the victim of a con game perpetrated by a pretty young girl and her partner.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: Celia Localized description: Newly's best friend becomes the victim of a con game perpetrated by a pretty young girl and her partner.
		12/26/2023 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	Morgan
	A psychopathic outlaw takes over Dodge in Matt's absence, holding the town hostage as he awaits an expected gold shipment.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: Morgan Localized description: A psychopathic outlaw takes over Dodge in Matt's absence, holding the town hostage as he awaits an expected gold shipment.
		12/26/2023 11:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Prisoner of Love
	A beautiful prisoner threatens to crumble the security of the Mayberrry jail, as both Andy and Barney fall for her charms.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Prisoner of Love Localized description: A beautiful prisoner threatens to crumble the security of the Mayberrry jail, as both Andy and Barney fall for her charms.
		12/26/2023 11:36 am	Andy Griffith Show	Hot Rod Otis
	Otis Campbell acquires a car and threatens life and limb of Mayberry's pedestrian populations.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Hot Rod Otis Localized description: Otis Campbell acquires a car and threatens life and limb of Mayberry's pedestrian populations.
		12/26/2023 12:12 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Song Festers
	Andy Griffith's wife, Barbara, appears in this episode as a member of the singing group. Barney suffers an ego blow when Gomer out-sings him.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: The Song Festers Localized description: Andy Griffith's wife, Barbara, appears in this episode as a member of the singing group. Barney suffers an ego blow when Gomer out-sings him.
		12/26/2023 12:48 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Shoplifters
	Barney disguises himself as a dummy in an attempt to solve a series of thefts in a Mayberry department store.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: The Shoplifters Localized description: Barney disguises himself as a dummy in an attempt to solve a series of thefts in a Mayberry department store.
		12/26/2023 1:24 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy Saves Gomer
	Gomer proceeds to make a pest of himself after Andy wakes him to put out a minor fire.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Andy Saves Gomer Localized description: Gomer proceeds to make a pest of himself after Andy wakes him to put out a minor fire.
		12/26/2023 2:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Debra's Sick
	With Debra and the kids sick, Ray tries to juggle the responsibilities of home and work and ends up with chaos and an aborted meeting with ex-Pittsburgh Steeler quarterback Terry Bradshaw.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Debra's Sick Localized description: With Debra and the kids sick, Ray tries to juggle the responsibilities of home and work and ends up with chaos and an aborted meeting with ex-Pittsburgh Steeler quarterback Terry Bradshaw.
		12/26/2023 2:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Who's Handsome?
	Robert is reluctant to go on a date because he's insecure about his appearance. When Debra tells him he's attractive, Ray starts feeling insecure. So, Ray decides to get a head to toe make-over to impres Debra.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Who's Handsome? Localized description: Robert is reluctant to go on a date because he's insecure about his appearance. When Debra tells him he's attractive, Ray starts feeling insecure. So, Ray decides to get a head to toe make-over to impres Debra.
		12/26/2023 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Car
	Debra is annoyed about driving the old car Ray bought from his parents. She really gets upset when she discovers that is was his old “make out mobile.” Robert mistakenly blurts out this was the care where he first "got lucky."
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: The Car Localized description: Debra is annoyed about driving the old car Ray bought from his parents. She really gets upset when she discovers that is was his old “make out mobile.” Robert mistakenly blurts out this was the care where he first "got lucky."
		12/26/2023 3:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Diamonds
	When Ray discovers that the diamond in Debra's wedding ring is a fake, he finds a way to steal the ring so he can replace the stone, unaware that she replaced the diamond with a real one after their wedding.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Diamonds Localized description: When Ray discovers that the diamond in Debra's wedding ring is a fake, he finds a way to steal the ring so he can replace the stone, unaware that she replaced the diamond with a real one after their wedding.
		12/26/2023 4:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Game
	When Ray and his family play a game of “Scruples” after their cable goes out and they have nothing but time on their hands, they find themselves arguing about honesty.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: The Game Localized description: When Ray and his family play a game of “Scruples” after their cable goes out and they have nothing but time on their hands, they find themselves arguing about honesty.
		12/26/2023 4:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Recovering Pessimist
	When Debra tries to change Ray's pessimistic attitude about winning the “Sports Writer of the Year Award,” he agrees to change his ways and become more upbeat and suffers the downside of being the only optimist in his family.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Recovering Pessimist Localized description: When Debra tries to change Ray's pessimistic attitude about winning the “Sports Writer of the Year Award,” he agrees to change his ways and become more upbeat and suffers the downside of being the only optimist in his family.
		12/26/2023 5:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Dog
	Ray brings home a stray bulldog that reminds him of the dog he had to give up as a boy due to his allergies, but his brother Robert bonds with the animal and the siblings then have to decide who gets to keep him.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: The Dog Localized description: Ray brings home a stray bulldog that reminds him of the dog he had to give up as a boy due to his allergies, but his brother Robert bonds with the animal and the siblings then have to decide who gets to keep him.
		12/26/2023 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Neighbors
	When Frank's late-night buzz sawing and Marie's persistent meddling bother the neighborhood, they meet with Ray to discuss how he'll inform his parents of their complaints. Frank and Marie show up during the meeting.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Neighbors Localized description: When Frank's late-night buzz sawing and Marie's persistent meddling bother the neighborhood, they meet with Ray to discuss how he'll inform his parents of their complaints. Frank and Marie show up during the meeting.
		12/26/2023 6:00 pm	King of Queens	Catching Hell
	Carrie gets skybox tickets for a baseball game and brings Doug and his friends to watch while she talks to a potential client. Doug offends the client so Carrie sends him away and makes Spence pretend to be her husband.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Catching Hell Localized description: Carrie gets skybox tickets for a baseball game and brings Doug and his friends to watch while she talks to a potential client. Doug offends the client so Carrie sends him away and makes Spence pretend to be her husband.
		12/26/2023 6:30 pm	King of Queens	Slippery Slope
	Doug goes to listen to a presentation about a timeshare so that he can get a free plasma TV. Carrie is worried that the salesmen will convince him to buy something. Spence & Danny pretend to be a gay couple to get a free TV too.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Slippery Slope Localized description: Doug goes to listen to a presentation about a timeshare so that he can get a free plasma TV. Carrie is worried that the salesmen will convince him to buy something. Spence & Danny pretend to be a gay couple to get a free TV too.
		12/26/2023 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Buy Curious
	When a neighbor dies, Doug and Carrie decide it would be a good idea to buy the house so that they can sell it for a profit.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Buy Curious Localized description: When a neighbor dies, Doug and Carrie decide it would be a good idea to buy the house so that they can sell it for a profit.
		12/26/2023 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Pole Lox
	While at the gym, Doug sees a pole dancing class and wants to convince Carrie to take it. She reluctantly agrees, but then she loves it. She decides to show Doug on a pole they installed, but Doug finds out she is horrible.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Pole Lox Localized description: While at the gym, Doug sees a pole dancing class and wants to convince Carrie to take it. She reluctantly agrees, but then she loves it. She decides to show Doug on a pole they installed, but Doug finds out she is horrible.
		12/26/2023 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Vocal Discord
	Doug and Carrie get into a fight and a program on Carrie's computer records the entire thing. When they see the things they said to each other they decide to talk to a marriage counselor.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Vocal Discord Localized description: Doug and Carrie get into a fight and a program on Carrie's computer records the entire thing. When they see the things they said to each other they decide to talk to a marriage counselor.
		12/26/2023 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Consummate Professional
	Carrie finds out that Doug lied about getting a job while they were dating so that he could have sex with her.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Consummate Professional Localized description: Carrie finds out that Doug lied about getting a job while they were dating so that he could have sex with her.
		12/26/2023 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Doorman
	Jerry is intimated by Mr. Pitt's doorman.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Doorman Localized description: Jerry is intimated by Mr. Pitt's doorman.
		12/26/2023 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Jimmy
	George's new basketball teammate brings him into a new business deal.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Jimmy Localized description: George's new basketball teammate brings him into a new business deal.
		12/26/2023 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Doodle
	George is upset by a girlfriend's artistic rendering of him; Jerry's flea infested apartment forces his parents into Elaine's luxury hotel suite.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Doodle Localized description: George is upset by a girlfriend's artistic rendering of him; Jerry's flea infested apartment forces his parents into Elaine's luxury hotel suite.
		12/26/2023 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Fusilli Jerry
	Elaine's new boyfriend uses one of Jerry's intimate secrets; George's mom gets an eye job.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Fusilli Jerry Localized description: Elaine's new boyfriend uses one of Jerry's intimate secrets; George's mom gets an eye job.
		12/26/2023 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Diplomat's Club
	Jerry's plans to meet a gorgeous model for an airport rendezvous are derailed.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Diplomat's Club Localized description: Jerry's plans to meet a gorgeous model for an airport rendezvous are derailed.
		12/26/2023 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Face Painter
	Elaine discovers just how avid a hockey fan her boyfriend is; George tells his girlfriend that he loves her.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Face Painter Localized description: Elaine discovers just how avid a hockey fan her boyfriend is; George tells his girlfriend that he loves her.
		12/27/2023 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Understudy
	When singer Bette Midler is accidentally injured in their softball game, Jerry and George are accused of conspiring to get her understudy in a new musical the starring role.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Understudy Localized description: When singer Bette Midler is accidentally injured in their softball game, Jerry and George are accused of conspiring to get her understudy in a new musical the starring role.
		12/27/2023 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Engagement
	George gets engaged, while Elaine takes drastic measures to silence a barking dog.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Engagement Localized description: George gets engaged, while Elaine takes drastic measures to silence a barking dog.
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		12/27/2023 2:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Otis the Artist
	Deputy Warren starts the town drunk on a therapeutic art career.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Otis the Artist Localized description: Deputy Warren starts the town drunk on a therapeutic art career.
		12/27/2023 2:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Return of Barney Fife
	Barney makes a triumphal return to Mayberry to attend his high school reunion.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Return of Barney Fife Localized description: Barney makes a triumphal return to Mayberry to attend his high school reunion.
		12/27/2023 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Legend of Barney Fife
	Barney, is shamed into displaying his "legendary courage" by going after an escaped convict.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Legend of Barney Fife Localized description: Barney, is shamed into displaying his "legendary courage" by going after an escaped convict.
		12/27/2023 3:30 am	MASH	Fade Out, Fade In, Part 1 of 2
	After Maj. Margaret Houlihan-Penobscott leaves for her honeymoon, Maj. Frank Burns becomes very distraught, so Potter sends him on R&R. As they deal with the physical and psychological wounds in a heavy load of casualties, membe
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Fade Out, Fade In, Part 1 of 2 Localized description: After Maj. Margaret Houlihan-Penobscott leaves for her honeymoon, Maj. Frank Burns becomes very distraught, so Potter sends him on R&R. As they deal with the physical and psychological wounds in a heavy load of casualties, membe
		12/27/2023 4:00 am	MASH	Fade Out, Fade In, Part 2 of 2
	After Maj. Margaret Houlihan-Penobscott leaves for her honeymoon, Maj. Frank Burns becomes very distraught, so Potter sends him on R&R. As they deal with the physical and psychological wounds in a heavy load of casualties, membe
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Fade Out, Fade In, Part 2 of 2 Localized description: After Maj. Margaret Houlihan-Penobscott leaves for her honeymoon, Maj. Frank Burns becomes very distraught, so Potter sends him on R&R. As they deal with the physical and psychological wounds in a heavy load of casualties, membe
		12/27/2023 4:35 am	MASH	Fallen Idol
	Radar wants to become a man so Hawkeye recommends he goes to Seoul. On his way there he is hit by a mine. Hawkeye performs surgery on him. After surgery, Hawkeye goes to the Officers Club where he gets hammered. The next day he
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Fallen Idol Localized description: Radar wants to become a man so Hawkeye recommends he goes to Seoul. On his way there he is hit by a mine. Hawkeye performs surgery on him. After surgery, Hawkeye goes to the Officers Club where he gets hammered. The next day he
		12/27/2023 5:10 am	MASH	Last Laugh
	Madness strikes as B.J. and his old friend Bardonaro play a series of practical jokes on each other, just as Bardonaro is about to leave Korea. Hawkeye gets the last laugh. He sends Bardonaro off without his traveling papers, an
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Last Laugh Localized description: Madness strikes as B.J. and his old friend Bardonaro play a series of practical jokes on each other, just as Bardonaro is about to leave Korea. Hawkeye gets the last laugh. He sends Bardonaro off without his traveling papers, an

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