Schedules
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12/26/2023 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When a neighbor dies, Doug and Carrie decide it would be a good idea to buy the house so that they can sell it for a profit. | |||||
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12/26/2023 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| While at the gym, Doug sees a pole dancing class and wants to convince Carrie to take it. She reluctantly agrees, but then she loves it. She decides to show Doug on a pole they installed, but Doug finds out she is horrible. | |||||
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12/26/2023 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie get into a fight and a program on Carrie's computer records the entire thing. When they see the things they said to each other they decide to talk to a marriage counselor. | |||||
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12/26/2023 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie finds out that Doug lied about getting a job while they were dating so that he could have sex with her. | |||||
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12/26/2023 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry is intimated by Mr. Pitt's doorman. | |||||
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12/26/2023 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George's new basketball teammate brings him into a new business deal. | |||||
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12/26/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George is upset by a girlfriend's artistic rendering of him; Jerry's flea infested apartment forces his parents into Elaine's luxury hotel suite. | |||||
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12/26/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's new boyfriend uses one of Jerry's intimate secrets; George's mom gets an eye job. | |||||
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12/26/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's plans to meet a gorgeous model for an airport rendezvous are derailed. | |||||
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12/26/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine discovers just how avid a hockey fan her boyfriend is; George tells his girlfriend that he loves her. | |||||
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12/27/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| When singer Bette Midler is accidentally injured in their softball game, Jerry and George are accused of conspiring to get her understudy in a new musical the starring role. | |||||
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12/27/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George gets engaged, while Elaine takes drastic measures to silence a barking dog. | |||||
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12/27/2023 1:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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12/27/2023 1:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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12/27/2023 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Deputy Warren starts the town drunk on a therapeutic art career. | |||||
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12/27/2023 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney makes a triumphal return to Mayberry to attend his high school reunion. | |||||
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12/27/2023 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney, is shamed into displaying his "legendary courage" by going after an escaped convict. | |||||
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12/27/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| After Maj. Margaret Houlihan-Penobscott leaves for her honeymoon, Maj. Frank Burns becomes very distraught, so Potter sends him on R&R. As they deal with the physical and psychological wounds in a heavy load of casualties, membe | |||||
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12/27/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| After Maj. Margaret Houlihan-Penobscott leaves for her honeymoon, Maj. Frank Burns becomes very distraught, so Potter sends him on R&R. As they deal with the physical and psychological wounds in a heavy load of casualties, membe | |||||
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12/27/2023 4:35 am |
MASH |
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| Radar wants to become a man so Hawkeye recommends he goes to Seoul. On his way there he is hit by a mine. Hawkeye performs surgery on him. After surgery, Hawkeye goes to the Officers Club where he gets hammered. The next day he | |||||
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12/27/2023 5:10 am |
MASH |
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| Madness strikes as B.J. and his old friend Bardonaro play a series of practical jokes on each other, just as Bardonaro is about to leave Korea. Hawkeye gets the last laugh. He sends Bardonaro off without his traveling papers, an | |||||
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12/27/2023 5:45 am |
Bonanza |
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| Joe stops to visit the Widow Bolden, but his visit is interrupted when a wounded man stumbles on the place. Joe realizes the man is Trock and man wanted for bank robbery. He is unsure whether he should tell Mrs. Bolden and thi | |||||
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12/27/2023 6:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Three teenage boys, on probation from the country jail, are welcomed in Dodge City--for a while. | |||||
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12/27/2023 7:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A vengeful ex-convict seeks reprisal against a former partner-in-crime who ran out on a train holdup. | |||||
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12/27/2023 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| When a renegade Indian kills Matt's friend, the Marshal pursues the killer high into the New Mexico mountains. | |||||
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12/27/2023 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A young drifter kidnaps Kitty and holds her captive in a ghost town to lure Doc Adams, Festus and Matt to the area. | |||||
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12/27/2023 11:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee saves money by buying a side of beef. the beef is tough, the freezer conks out, and Gomer attempts to fix the motor. | |||||
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12/27/2023 11:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A strange mountain-style divorce ritual is frustrated by another ritual performed by Barney. | |||||
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12/27/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie gets caught in a phony scheme to sell salve. Barney and Gomer come to his rescue. | |||||
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12/27/2023 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Joyce Jameson and Jean Carson appear as two fun-loving blondes who upset the procedures and routine of the sheriff's office. | |||||
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12/27/2023 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| British comedian Bernard Fox plays the peripatetic Englishman who returns to Mayberry and upsets aunt Bee with his efficiency. | |||||
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12/27/2023 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy kisses Helen on the cheek and Barney interprets the kiss as tantamount to a secret engagement. the town gets the word and prepares a surprise party for the couple. | |||||
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12/27/2023 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra is being interviewed by a psychotherapist for a book on the American family, the doctor discovers that Ray and his family are more fascinating, in a quirky way, than she is. | |||||
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12/27/2023 2:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra gets fed up with Ray's family intruding in her life, they both reminisce about how quiet life used to be in their old apartment miles away from his family. | |||||
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12/27/2023 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is devastated when he discovers his family lied to him about his television debut on a sports chat show. When he gets a second chance to appear on the show, his family decides it's time they gave him some pointers. | |||||
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12/27/2023 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray gets to use the “active technique” he and Debra learned in parenting class on his parents when their stubbornness goes too far. Ray doesn't realize how much he's mastered the technique learned in class. | |||||
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12/27/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| At the urging of his parents, Ray takes his brother, Robert, out for a night on the town. But when Robert wants to get in touch with Ray's “feelings” Ray gets a little uncomfortable with “this brotherly bonding thing.” | |||||
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12/27/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ally decides to stop taking piano lessons from her Grandma, Ray tries to teach her an important lesson about not quitting by resuming the lessons he took from his mother 25 years earlier. | |||||
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12/27/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray tricks Debra into letting him play golf, his guilt manifests itself in an inevitable anxietyattack on the golf course and his doctor diagnoses a bad case of stress with the remedy being to play more golf. | |||||
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12/27/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| At a big surprise party for Frank and Marie's 40th wedding anniversary, Raymond learns that his parents were once separated for a year and might have gotten divorced if Frank hadn't returned home to help with Ray's broken arm. | |||||
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12/27/2023 6:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie feel like they might not be popular at work and start to try to win people over. | |||||
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12/27/2023 6:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Holly is getting married and moving away. Carrie tries to stop her from moving by making up dumb reasons for her not to get married. Doug sees a sandwich called The Deacon at Coopers, and thinks Deacon stole his sandwich idea. | |||||
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12/27/2023 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets mad at Doug when she realizes that he is constantly getting haircuts from a stylist because he thinks she is hot. Spence invites Lou to a Sci-fi convention, but then has to uninvite him when Adam West agrees to go. | |||||
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12/27/2023 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug takes Carrie to a bed and breakfast, thinking it would be romantic, but it ends up being terrible. The owners are disgusting but nice. Doug doesn't want to hurt their feelings by leaving, but they try to find a way out. | |||||
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12/27/2023 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Much to the confusion of the Heffernan's, Deacon and Kelly are disinterested in purchasing the house next door to Doug and Carrie when it goes on sale. | |||||
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12/27/2023 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug starts receiving fan mail from someone who saw his performance at a karaoke club, he lets the attention go to his head, only to have his ego shattered when the emails suddenly stop coming. | |||||
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12/27/2023 9:00 pm |
Mom |
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| When Christy's car dies, Bonnie refuses to let Adam loan her money for a new one, on the 100th episode. | |||||
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12/27/2023 9:30 pm |
Mom |
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| Jill returns from her wellness retreat a changed woman, but Bonnie is offended when she refuses to pay for lunch. Also, Christy's plans for the future are thrown off track following some disappointing news. | |||||
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12/27/2023 10:00 pm |
Mom |
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| Bonnie locks horns with Jill's “inner strength” coach, Miranda, while Christy struggles to bounce back after being rejected from law school. | |||||
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12/27/2023 10:30 pm |
Mom |
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| When Christy and Bonnie help Jill get sober again, Christy's boyfriend, Patrick, is less than understanding when it ruins his birthday weekend. | |||||
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12/27/2023 11:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Old Christine takes a cranky, very pregnant New Christine to a fancy salon to prepare her for the impromptu wedding that Richard is secretly planning. SCOTT BAKULA guest stars. | |||||
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12/27/2023 11:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine discovers that her five-year car lease is up, she evaluates her life during that time and realizes that not much has changed. She vows to make some big changes. Max (recurring guest ERIC McCORMACK) offers to help. | |||||
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12/28/2023 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine mistakes a hot cop for a stripper and New Christine goes into labor. TIM MEADOWS guest stars as Dr. Volk, New Christine's OB/GYN. | |||||
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12/28/2023 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| In the season finale, Christine feels intellectually inferior after meeting Max's (ERIC McCORMACK) friends at their "surprise" engagement party, driving her to make a decision. | |||||
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12/28/2023 1:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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12/28/2023 1:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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12/28/2023 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee collects insurance for the loss of an antique jeweled pin after she spends the money she finds the missing | |||||
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12/28/2023 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| An impostor takes the town of Mayberry when he introduces himself as Clarence Earp, descendent of the famous Wyatt. | |||||
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12/28/2023 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy faces some brand new problems when aunt Bee buys a second-hand car. | |||||
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12/28/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th, caught up in tension and nerves, creates a bonfire to release their pressure. Meanwhile, Sidney Freedman is depressed over a young soldier who blames him for his injuries, because Freedman had sent him back into comb | |||||
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12/28/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye tries unsuccessfully to get to Seoul, to see Nurse Gilmore for the weekend. Meanwhile, Winchester has taped a letter home, asking for his influential parents to help get him back to the States. To get even, Hawkeye and B | |||||
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12/28/2023 4:35 am |
MASH |
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| With supplies low, the 4077th gets a truckload of ice cream churns and salt tablets. But what it needs are light bulbs, and in the dimly lit post-op Charles makes an error for which he draws the ultimate wrath of his two surgeon | |||||
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12/28/2023 5:10 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye falls in love with Kyong Soon, a Korean woman who is caring for her sick mother and orphaned children. But all hope is lost as Kyong takes her possessions and the children to the south after her mother has died. | |||||
