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12/27/2023 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets mad at Doug when she realizes that he is constantly getting haircuts from a stylist because he thinks she is hot. Spence invites Lou to a Sci-fi convention, but then has to uninvite him when Adam West agrees to go. | |||||
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12/27/2023 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug takes Carrie to a bed and breakfast, thinking it would be romantic, but it ends up being terrible. The owners are disgusting but nice. Doug doesn't want to hurt their feelings by leaving, but they try to find a way out. | |||||
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12/27/2023 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Much to the confusion of the Heffernan's, Deacon and Kelly are disinterested in purchasing the house next door to Doug and Carrie when it goes on sale. | |||||
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12/27/2023 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug starts receiving fan mail from someone who saw his performance at a karaoke club, he lets the attention go to his head, only to have his ego shattered when the emails suddenly stop coming. | |||||
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12/27/2023 9:00 pm |
Mom |
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| When Christy's car dies, Bonnie refuses to let Adam loan her money for a new one, on the 100th episode. | |||||
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12/27/2023 9:30 pm |
Mom |
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| Jill returns from her wellness retreat a changed woman, but Bonnie is offended when she refuses to pay for lunch. Also, Christy's plans for the future are thrown off track following some disappointing news. | |||||
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12/27/2023 10:00 pm |
Mom |
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| Bonnie locks horns with Jill's “inner strength” coach, Miranda, while Christy struggles to bounce back after being rejected from law school. | |||||
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12/27/2023 10:30 pm |
Mom |
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| When Christy and Bonnie help Jill get sober again, Christy's boyfriend, Patrick, is less than understanding when it ruins his birthday weekend. | |||||
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12/27/2023 11:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Old Christine takes a cranky, very pregnant New Christine to a fancy salon to prepare her for the impromptu wedding that Richard is secretly planning. SCOTT BAKULA guest stars. | |||||
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12/27/2023 11:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine discovers that her five-year car lease is up, she evaluates her life during that time and realizes that not much has changed. She vows to make some big changes. Max (recurring guest ERIC McCORMACK) offers to help. | |||||
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12/28/2023 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine mistakes a hot cop for a stripper and New Christine goes into labor. TIM MEADOWS guest stars as Dr. Volk, New Christine's OB/GYN. | |||||
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12/28/2023 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| In the season finale, Christine feels intellectually inferior after meeting Max's (ERIC McCORMACK) friends at their "surprise" engagement party, driving her to make a decision. | |||||
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12/28/2023 1:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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12/28/2023 1:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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12/28/2023 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee collects insurance for the loss of an antique jeweled pin after she spends the money she finds the missing | |||||
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12/28/2023 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| An impostor takes the town of Mayberry when he introduces himself as Clarence Earp, descendent of the famous Wyatt. | |||||
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12/28/2023 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy faces some brand new problems when aunt Bee buys a second-hand car. | |||||
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12/28/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th, caught up in tension and nerves, creates a bonfire to release their pressure. Meanwhile, Sidney Freedman is depressed over a young soldier who blames him for his injuries, because Freedman had sent him back into comb | |||||
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12/28/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye tries unsuccessfully to get to Seoul, to see Nurse Gilmore for the weekend. Meanwhile, Winchester has taped a letter home, asking for his influential parents to help get him back to the States. To get even, Hawkeye and B | |||||
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12/28/2023 4:35 am |
MASH |
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| With supplies low, the 4077th gets a truckload of ice cream churns and salt tablets. But what it needs are light bulbs, and in the dimly lit post-op Charles makes an error for which he draws the ultimate wrath of his two surgeon | |||||
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12/28/2023 5:10 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye falls in love with Kyong Soon, a Korean woman who is caring for her sick mother and orphaned children. But all hope is lost as Kyong takes her possessions and the children to the south after her mother has died. | |||||
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12/28/2023 5:45 am |
Bonanza |
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| Two con artists visit Virginia City and of their first victims is a former circus performer, and owner of the local boarding house, Clementine Hawkins, who also happens to be sweet on Ben Cartwright. When Ben calls on her he fi | |||||
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12/28/2023 6:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| The son of a wealthy rancher escapes from prison and is captured by a bounty hunter who attempts to blackmail the youth's family. | |||||
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12/28/2023 7:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Doc Adams considers it a threat to both him and his patients when a woman doctor arrives to become his replacement. | |||||
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12/28/2023 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt, Doc, Festus and several other passengers are trapped on a train by a band of Indians in the snowy Colorado mountains. | |||||
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12/28/2023 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon is cornered by three Sioux Indians as he goes to find help for the freezing passengers of a trapped train. | |||||
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12/28/2023 11:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney is furious when he sees his girl, Thelma Lou, kiss Gomer Pyle. | |||||
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12/28/2023 11:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy takes Opie and several of his pals on a camping trip. Barney and Gomer tag along to help out, and succeed in getting themselves lost in the woods. | |||||
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12/28/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Gomer decides to join the Marine Corps and immediately falls afoul of Sergeant Carter, played by Frank Sutton. | |||||
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12/28/2023 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A campaign to fatten and stretch Barney Fife gets underway when it becomes apparent he doesn't match up to Civil Service physical requirements. | |||||
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12/28/2023 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Ernest T. Bass goes back to school when his girl spurns him as an illiterate. He quickly proves he won't win any gold stars for deportment of scholarship. | |||||
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12/28/2023 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee's old beau, a practical joker, shows up in Mayberry and resumes his courtship. Andy has misgivings. | |||||
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12/28/2023 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra fears that Ray is hiding out at work because he doesn't want to spend time at home with the family, she asks him to start working from home. Things don't turn out the way she planned. | |||||
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12/28/2023 2:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Sick of reading Ally the same stories night after night, Debra decides to try her hand at writing a children's book. Feeling great about doing something other than being a mom, she invites Ray to write the story with her. | |||||
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12/28/2023 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is feeling guilty about only getting his dad a card for his 65th birthday. He makes up for it by buying Frank a beautiful, gigantic aquarium. At first Frank adores the gift, but after one fish dies, he starts to hate it. | |||||
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12/28/2023 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| At Debra's insistence, Ray takes her to his 20th high school reunion, and it's even worse than he expected. It turns out that Debra is one of the cool people who hated him and used to throw him into the girl's bathroom. | |||||
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12/28/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Marie crashes and ultimately ruins her Tupperware party, Debra decides that the day has finally come to tell Ray's mom she can't stand her being so critical, intrusive, and overbearing and she takes pen to paper. | |||||
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12/28/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Feeling left out when he thinks that his father selectively asked his brother to join a Civil War re-enactment, Ray voluntarily enlists for the Battle of Gettysburg. | |||||
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12/28/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray's Zia Sarina comes to visit from Italy to help Ally with a school project on family trees, he's thrilled to finally meet a relative whom the whole family likes. Ray thinks it's too good to be true, and he is right. | |||||
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12/28/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Raymond chooses his mother's spaghetti and meatballs over his wife's lemon chicken, Debra gets upset. With good intentions, Ray asks his mom to give Debra cooking lessons. | |||||
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12/28/2023 6:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug runs into his old pal Ray Barone, and both wives happen to be out of town, they decide they're long overdue for a guys' night out. | |||||
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12/28/2023 6:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, he gets annoyed and tries to convince Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Dan. To do this, Doug borrows the baby so they can give parenting a test run. | |||||
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12/28/2023 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and his mom set off on a series of smaller poker games in order to come up with the $1,000 buy-in to play in the high stakes game. Meanwhile, Carrie tries to get rid of her accent to land a promotion at work. | |||||
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12/28/2023 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug & his friends secretly rent an apartment above their favorite restaurant as their own private hangout. Meanwhile, Carrie has to do something bizarre to keep her new client, Kirstie Alley, happy. | |||||
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12/28/2023 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug convinces Carrie that he can get rid of their bug problem and doesn't need to hire the creepy and expensive exterminator. But when his plan doesn't work, they have to sleep in the car while the house is treated. | |||||
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12/28/2023 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Arthur discovers that Doug is fully recovered, he blackmails him in order to get things that Carrie won't let him have. Meanwhile, Doug tells Carrie he's at his physical therapist's in order to play in the slam ball court. | |||||
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12/28/2023 9:00 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy is blindsided by a surprising offer from her boyfriend, Patrick. Also, Bonnie struggles to be the stable one in her relationship after Adam experiences a devastating loss. | |||||
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12/28/2023 9:30 pm |
Mom |
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| When the ladies bring a meeting to a women's prison, Bonnie is attacked by an old acquaintance, Tammy, and Christy helps Bonnie make amends. | |||||
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12/28/2023 10:00 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy considers getting a new sponsor, Nora, after witnessing Marjorie have a major meltdown in a grocery store. And Bonnie tries her hand at being a supportive friend. | |||||
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12/28/2023 10:30 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy is concerned that she and Bonnie might lose their apartment when Bonnie locks horns with the tough new building owner, Rita. | |||||
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12/28/2023 11:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Divorced working mother Christine Campbell (series star JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS) owns a women's 30-minute workout gym, successfully juggling the daily stresses of motherhood and her business. | |||||
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12/28/2023 11:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Upon learning that Richard and "new" Christine are enjoying an intimate relationship, Christine becomes determined to make her own romantic conquests. | |||||
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12/29/2023 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Upon learning that her close friend Barb (recurring guest star Emmy Award winner WANDA SYKES) is responsible for matching up "new" Christine and Richard, Christine allows Barb to set her up on a blind date of her own. | |||||
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12/29/2023 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Upon learning from the gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with an attorney, Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER), Richard does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages them. | |||||
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12/29/2023 1:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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12/29/2023 1:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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12/29/2023 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Reluctant Opie attends his first dancing party, and discovers dancing is fun, even with girls. | |||||
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12/29/2023 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy has a problem with a band of gypsies come to town armed with old-world hocus-pocus and modern science | |||||
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12/29/2023 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober falls in love with the new waitress in town but as far as she's concerned, it is Andy who is the Blue Plate Special | |||||
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12/29/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| Charles plans a scheme to get rich when he discovers that blue scrip is going to be exchanged for red. Hawkeye and B.J. outsmart him, and he is left holding the worthless scrip. Klinger tries to get into West Point so that he ca | |||||
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12/29/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Radar notices a number of tattoos on one of the wounded, and convinces himself that with a tattoo he will be irresistible to women. Everyone tries to discourage him, and he admits to having received a tattoo that will wash off. | |||||
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12/29/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Colonel Potter, deciding that the camp is out of shape, enforces a calisthenics course. When nobody is enjoying it, he makes it fun by splitting the camp into two teams. These teams compete for three day R&R passes. Klinger trie | |||||
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12/29/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Colonel Victor Bloodworth predicts that 280 wounded will arrive at the 4077th. Hawkeye is antagonized by Bloodworth and shoves him against a wall. Bloodworth presses for a court martial until he becomes one of the wounded and wa | |||||
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12/29/2023 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Lost behind enemy lines, Hawkeye and Margaret form a personal truce and seek shelter in a roadside hut. | |||||
