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    12/28/2023 7:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Gambling N'Diction

    Doug and his mom set off on a series of smaller poker games in order to come up with the $1,000 buy-in to play in the high stakes game. Meanwhile, Carrie tries to get rid of her accent to land a promotion at work.

    12/28/2023 7:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Apartment Complex

    Doug & his friends secretly rent an apartment above their favorite restaurant as their own private hangout. Meanwhile, Carrie has to do something bizarre to keep her new client, Kirstie Alley, happy.

    12/28/2023 8:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Buggie Nights

    Doug convinces Carrie that he can get rid of their bug problem and doesn't need to hire the creepy and expensive exterminator. But when his plan doesn't work, they have to sleep in the car while the house is treated.

    12/28/2023 8:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Knee Jerk

    When Arthur discovers that Doug is fully recovered, he blackmails him in order to get things that Carrie won't let him have. Meanwhile, Doug tells Carrie he's at his physical therapist's in order to play in the slam ball court.

    12/28/2023 9:00 pm

    Mom

    Eight Cats and the Hat Show

    Christy is blindsided by a surprising offer from her boyfriend, Patrick. Also, Bonnie struggles to be the stable one in her relationship after Adam experiences a devastating loss.

    12/28/2023 9:30 pm

    Mom

    Crazy Snakes and a Clog to the Head

    When the ladies bring a meeting to a women's prison, Bonnie is attacked by an old acquaintance, Tammy, and Christy helps Bonnie make amends.

    12/28/2023 10:00 pm

    Mom

    Spaghetti Sauce and a Dumpster Fire

    Christy considers getting a new sponsor, Nora, after witnessing Marjorie have a major meltdown in a grocery store. And Bonnie tries her hand at being a supportive friend.

    12/28/2023 10:30 pm

    Mom

    A Taco Bowl and a Tubby Seamstress

    Christy is concerned that she and Bonnie might lose their apartment when Bonnie locks horns with the tough new building owner, Rita.

    12/28/2023 11:00 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Pilot

    Divorced working mother Christine Campbell (series star JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS) owns a women's 30-minute workout gym, successfully juggling the daily stresses of motherhood and her business.

    12/28/2023 11:30 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Supertramp

    Upon learning that Richard and "new" Christine are enjoying an intimate relationship, Christine becomes determined to make her own romantic conquests.

    12/29/2023 12:00 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Open Waters

    Upon learning that her close friend Barb (recurring guest star Emmy Award winner WANDA SYKES) is responsible for matching up "new" Christine and Richard, Christine allows Barb to set her up on a blind date of her own.

    12/29/2023 12:30 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus

    Upon learning from the gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with an attorney, Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER), Richard does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages them.

    12/29/2023 1:00 am

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    12/29/2023 1:30 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    12/29/2023 2:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Look, Paw, I'm Dancing

    Reluctant Opie attends his first dancing party, and discovers dancing is fun, even with girls.

    12/29/2023 2:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    The Gypsies

    Andy has a problem with a band of gypsies come to town armed with old-world hocus-pocus and modern science

    12/29/2023 3:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Eat Your Heart Out

    Goober falls in love with the new waitress in town but as far as she's concerned, it is Andy who is the Blue Plate Special

    12/29/2023 3:30 am

    MASH

    Change Day

    Charles plans a scheme to get rich when he discovers that blue scrip is going to be exchanged for red. Hawkeye and B.J. outsmart him, and he is left holding the worthless scrip. Klinger tries to get into West Point so that he ca

    12/29/2023 4:00 am

    MASH

    Images

    Radar notices a number of tattoos on one of the wounded, and convinces himself that with a tattoo he will be irresistible to women. Everyone tries to discourage him, and he admits to having received a tattoo that will wash off.

    12/29/2023 4:30 am

    MASH

    The M*A*S*H Olympics

    Colonel Potter, deciding that the camp is out of shape, enforces a calisthenics course. When nobody is enjoying it, he makes it fun by splitting the camp into two teams. These teams compete for three day R&R passes. Klinger trie

    12/29/2023 5:00 am

    MASH

    The Grim Reaper

    Colonel Victor Bloodworth predicts that 280 wounded will arrive at the 4077th. Hawkeye is antagonized by Bloodworth and shoves him against a wall. Bloodworth presses for a court martial until he becomes one of the wounded and wa

    12/29/2023 5:30 am

    MASH

    Comrades In Arms, Part 1 of 2

    Lost behind enemy lines, Hawkeye and Margaret form a personal truce and seek shelter in a roadside hut.

    12/29/2023 6:00 am

    Bonanza

    Broken Ballad

    Gunfighter Ed Payson returns to Virginia City after his father dies, to claim his father's place. He isn't welcomed with open arms though, especially by Will Cass, a local storeowner whose son Dave was killed by Payson in a gun

    12/29/2023 7:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    Gentry's Law

    A heavy-handed land baron refuses to turn his two sons over to Marshal Dillon for a crime they have committed.

    12/29/2023 8:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    Luke

    A seriously wounded old-time outlaw is brought to Dodge City where he tries to find his long-neglected daughter before he dies.

    12/29/2023 9:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    The Gun

    A young man kills a notorious gunfighter in self-defense and becomes the victim of an unscrupulous reporter's publicity buildup.

    12/29/2023 10:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    Noon Day Devil

    Pursued by Marshal Matt Dillon, a Mexican bandit seeks sanctuary with a priest, his twin brother.

    12/29/2023 11:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Barney's Bloodhound

    Barney's attempts to train an old mutt (named Blue) as a police dog coincide with a manhunt for an escaped criminal.

    12/29/2023 11:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Man in the Middle

    Barney and Thelma Lou have a lovers' quarrel. Andy tries to help but only succeeds in getting caught in the middle.

    12/29/2023 12:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Barney's Uniform

    Barney starts wearing his uniform all the time after being threatened with bodily harm if he's ever caught without it on.

    12/29/2023 12:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Opie's Fortune

    Opie almost becomes $50 richer after finding a change purse.

    12/29/2023 1:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Goodbye Sheriff Taylor

    Andy goes to Raleigh for a job interview, and chaos prevails in Mayberry, with Barney as acting sheriff.

    12/29/2023 1:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    The Pageant

    Aunt Bee wants the starring role in the Mayberry Centennial Pageant. Andy and Opie are neglected at home.

    12/29/2023 2:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Checkbook

    When Raymond takes over the family checkbook to prove to Debra how easy it can be to balance it, he discovers he is no accountant. He quickly runs out of money and starts bouncing checks, he tries to hide the truth from Debra.

    12/29/2023 2:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Ride Along

    Spending a shift in the back of Robert's patrol car bores Ray at first. But when Raymond sees his brother risk his life during a hold-up at Nemo's, he gains a new respect for Robert.

    12/29/2023 3:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Family Bed

    When Ally, claiming that there are monsters in her room, insists on sleeping in her parent's bed, Ray and Debra do everything they can to slay the monsters so they can get a good night's sleep.

    12/29/2023 3:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Good Girls

    Debra discovers that her mother-in -law, Marie, likes Robert's girlfriend, Amy, better than she likes her because Amy is a “good girl.” Robert lets it slip that Amy is a virgin, and Marie is thrilled to pieces.

    12/29/2023 4:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    T-Ball

    Debra brings an “unapproved snack” to Ally's T-ball game and Ray doesn't stand up for her, prominently displaying his fear of being disliked. Debra had no idea that pretzels were noton the "approved snack list."

    12/29/2023 4:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Traffic School

    When Robert's traffic school students complain that his class causes severe insomnia, he practices on members of his family -- who turn out to be even tougher critics.

    12/29/2023 5:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Six Feet Under

    Debra tries to teach Raymond how to have a “normal” mid-life crisis, like everyone else, after he starts planning his burial. This is triggered by the realization that he's shrinking and is no longer six feet tall.

    12/29/2023 5:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Garage Sale

    When Debra gives away all the “baby stuff” at a family garage sale, Ray gets upset that she doesn't want to have any more children. Ray is surprised to hear that Debra just assumed they were finished having children.

    12/29/2023 6:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Present Tense

    When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.

    12/29/2023 6:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Sold-Y Locks

    After convincing Carrie to sell her hair to a wigmaker so they can afford to join Deacon and Kelly on a cruise, Doug realizes he doesn't find Carrie's new shorter hairdo attractive.

    12/29/2023 7:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Emotional Rollercoaster

    Doug lies to Carrie and tells her that he regrets not accomplishing more in life and that he's going to sign up for the IPS management program. He gets busted when Carrie thanks his boss for accepting Doug into the program.

    12/29/2023 7:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Four Play

    Everything is great with the newly formed friendships until Kelly grows tired of Doug's forgetfulness. Meanwhile, Gloria, the coffee shop girl, takes Arthur's relationship advice, and has success when she does the opposite.

    12/29/2023 8:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Hartford Wailer

    Carrie convinces her female co-workers to blow off work and take advantage of a hotel spa, after telling Doug that she'll be working all weekend. She gets caught in the lie when he discovers that she already has an appointment.

    12/29/2023 8:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Fight Schlub

    When Doug starts hanging out with Joe, a driver at Priority Plus, his fellow drivers lose all respect for him. When Joe invites Doug to a concert, he realizes that Joe was acting friendly only so he could play a trick on Doug.

    12/29/2023 9:00 pm

    Mom

    Ocular Fluid and Fighting Robots

    Christy's sponsor, Nora, challenges her to be nice to Bonnie at all costs; And Bonnie is convinced that Adam has stopped making an effort.

    12/29/2023 9:30 pm

    Mom

    Phone Confetti and a Wee Dingle

    Christy and Bonnie's relaxing trip to a spa takes a turn when Bonnie lands in jail.

    12/29/2023 10:00 pm

    Mom

    Diamond Earrings and a Pumpkin Head

    When Christy falls back into old habits, Bonnie worries about her well-being in the fifth season finale.

    12/29/2023 10:30 pm

    Mom

    Pre-Washed Lettuce and a Mime

    Christy has second thoughts about law school on the premiere.

    12/29/2023 11:00 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    I'll Show You Mine

    Christine gets nervous when Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER) tries to take their relationship to the next level. After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment.

    12/29/2023 11:30 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Other F Word, The

    Concerned about the uniformity of Ritchie's schoolmates, Christine takes it upon herself to help diversify the student body at his exclusive private school.

    12/30/2023 12:00 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Long Day's Journey Into Stan

    Everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally after her breakup, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending some time on her own.

    12/30/2023 12:30 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Teach Your Children Well

    Christine feels pressured to throw an extravagant party for Ritchie's ninth birthday, his first involving children from his new private school.

    12/30/2023 1:00 am

    Roseanne

    Bridge Over Troubled Sonny

    Dan doesn't understand Crystal's devotion to her deceased husband (who had cheated on her numerous times). Darlene is confused by her parents' reactions to her new smoking habit.

    12/30/2023 1:26 am

    Roseanne

    Father's Day

    Roseanne is forced into the role of peacemaker between Dan and his father during a weekend visit.

    12/30/2023 1:52 am

    Roseanne

    Nightmare on Oak Street

    Roseanne and Dan struggle to handle Darlene's transition into womanhood.

    12/30/2023 2:18 am

    Roseanne

    Mall Story

    The Conner family spends the day together at the mall. Unfortunately, family time turns into a disaster when Roseanne and Becky disagree over a party dress, Darlene goes on a junk food binge, and Dan gets in a tight squeeze.

    12/30/2023 2:44 am

    Roseanne

    Becky's Choice

    Roseanne invites Chip and his parents over for a dinner party on the same night Becky has plans with her secret other boyfriend. Chip's family and the Conners come to blows in a battle of the classes.

    12/30/2023 3:10 am

    Roseanne

    The Slice of Life

    Roseanne and Dan fear the worst when Darlene is rushed to the hospital for an emergency appendectomy.

    12/30/2023 3:36 am

    Roseanne

    Workin' Overtime

    Roseanne's balancing act of motherhood and heavy overtime at work reaches a boiling point. Having been pushed to the edge, Roseanne runs away to a diner.

    12/30/2023 4:02 am

    Roseanne

    Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore

    The Conner family makes the best out of a bad situation when an impending tornado keeps them from leaving the house. Roseanne worries when Jackie doesn't return from a shopping trip.

    12/30/2023 4:28 am

    Roseanne

    Death and Stuff

    A door-to-door salesman drops dead in Roseanne's kitchen.

    12/30/2023 4:54 am

    Roseanne

    Dear Mom and Dad

    Dan and Jackie encourage the normally outspoken Roseanne to stand up to her parents.

    12/30/2023 5:20 am

    Roseanne

    Let's Call It Quits

    Roseanne makes a deal with her overbearing new supervisor: she'll stop cracking wise at work if he begins to treat her fellow employees with respect.

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    Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 12/29/2025 Time zone: Eastern Time (EST) UTC -5 Country: United States Language: English

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