Schedules
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01/01/2024 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug runs into an old friend at his high school reunion and they decide to play a prank on the principle to get revenge for an event of the past. | |||||
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01/01/2024 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When an apartment in Manhattan becomes available to Doug and Carrie, Carrie sees it as a chance to live out her dream of living in the city, but Doug wants nothing to do with it. | |||||
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01/01/2024 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie decide to go visit their priest for some marriage counseling, and while there they run into some old friends who just had a baby. This causes them to consider a child. | |||||
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01/01/2024 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie and Doug were happy. Doug had just gotten the perfect basement; it had a big screen TV, a fooseball table, everything he could ever want. But when Carrie's father has to move in with them, Doug loses his basement. | |||||
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01/01/2024 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George tries to woo a photo store employee with pictures of himself; Elaine discovers her reputation is making it difficult to get medical treatment; Kramer offers to get a refund for Jerry's broken stereo. | |||||
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01/01/2024 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's promotion of a mail room clerk sparks a mutiny; Jerry discovers his girlfriend's mentor is dating Bania; Kramer brings Frank out of retirement to cook. | |||||
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01/01/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's fame in Japan endears Kramer to a group of tourists and inspires George to revive their TV pilot. | |||||
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01/01/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As a restaurant's bright lights keep Kramer awake, Elaine's job is threatened after she buys George an expensive hat on the company's account. | |||||
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01/01/2024 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine; Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school. | |||||
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01/01/2024 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As a bad check threatens to ruin Jerry's reputation, raising chickens involves Kramer in illegal cockfighting; George dates a women's prison inmate. | |||||
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01/02/2024 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry buys back a car his parents sold as the Costanzas decide to spend George's inheritance; Kramer can't sleep with his new girlfriend, while Peterman returns unexpectedly. | |||||
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01/02/2024 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry discovers he's been duped by a hapless tennis pro, George seeks revenge against a co-worker's cutting remarks; Kramer enlists Elaine's help in drafting a living will. | |||||
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01/02/2024 1:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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01/02/2024 1:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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01/02/2024 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl, settled over a jug of corn liquor. | |||||
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01/02/2024 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee's original song about Mayberry is a hit when it's played by a Rock N' roll star on his television show. | |||||
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01/02/2024 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie's friendship with an athletically superior little girl blossoms when she follows the advice of an older female and adopts the clinging vine approach. | |||||
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01/02/2024 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober blackballs county clerk Howard when he applies for membership in the Mayberry men's lodge. | |||||
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01/02/2024 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Margaret and Hawkeye seek solace from enemy fire in each other's arms and end up, briefly, as lovers. | |||||
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01/02/2024 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| After Charles hands B.J. two hundred dollars, he begins to take advantage. Everyone gets together and persuades Charles to play poker. He has incredible beginner's luck until Radar discovers that Charles whistles loudly when he | |||||
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01/02/2024 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th has just ended a rough 3-day ordeal with wounded soldiers. Charles plays (?) a French horn and drives Hawkeye and B.J. crazy. They refuse to bathe until the French horn playing is stopped; the two are even forced to e | |||||
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01/02/2024 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| In need of a special surgical clamp, Hawkeye and B.J. hire Mr. Shin, a local jewelry dealer, to make it. Days later the clamp is used to save the leg of a wounded soldier. Mr. Shin goes into the surgical supply business. | |||||
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01/02/2024 6:00 am |
Bonanza |
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| Gideon Flinch and his neice Jennifer check into the hotel with Flinch using the alias Homer T. Cranston. He is a meek man and hoping to elude a man named Bullethead Burke who lost $5000 on advice from Flinch. When Jennifer fin | |||||
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01/02/2024 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A family is held hostage by the relatives of a killer to prevent them from testifying at his trial. | |||||
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01/02/2024 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A black man, to save his own life, must falsely accuse a band of Indians of wiping out a wagon train. | |||||
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01/02/2024 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An outlaw grabs a hostage while Marshal Dillon is trying to arrest him and forces the marshal to work out a deal. | |||||
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01/02/2024 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An Army sergeant is accused of desertion and the theft of an Army payroll. | |||||
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01/02/2024 11:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie finds himself an unwilling principal in a betrothal involving mountaineer Charlene Darling's new baby. | |||||
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01/02/2024 11:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Helen are supposed to have a day off, but are continually interrupted at their secluded picnic spot by Barney asking questions about his duties. | |||||
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01/02/2024 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney demonstrates gypsy fortune telling to Opie. The wishes seem to begin to come true. | |||||
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01/02/2024 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Otis slips and falls in jail and is convinced by a lawyer that he should sue the county. | |||||
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01/02/2024 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney decides to dabble in real estate as a side line. He tries to get the Sheriff to put his house up for sale. | |||||
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01/02/2024 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober dismantles a car in the sheriff's office. | |||||
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01/02/2024 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| To settle the score and maintain his dignity, Ray challenges Frank to a winner take all ping pong match after Frank reveals that he purposely threw a childhood match so that Ray would finally beat him. | |||||
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01/02/2024 2:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Marie discovers that Ray held an unchaperoned, wild party at their home some 20 years ago, she is hurt and disappointed that her beloved Ray would have lied to her. | |||||
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01/02/2024 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert's entire demeanor changes when he starts clubbing with his patrol partner, Judy, and her friends. He starts using expressions such as “This is so whack” and “I'm down with it” and showing up in mustard colored suits. | |||||
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01/02/2024 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Frank is elected “Man of the Year” down at the Lodge and a reluctant Ray and Robert are enlisted to prepare his tribute. When they show up to interview Frank's friends for the testimonial video, they are shocked at comments. | |||||
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01/02/2024 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Just as Frank and Marie are about to embark on a high seas vacation, Frank hurts his knee and Ray, not wanting to disappoint his mother, agrees to accompany her on the Caribbean cruise. | |||||
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01/02/2024 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray is forced to confront the real reason he doesn't want to stay home alone. | |||||
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01/02/2024 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Trying to impress Robert when they visit the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, Ray uses his “weight” as a sports writer for Newsday to jump to the front of the line to meet the members of the '69 Miracle New York Mets. | |||||
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01/02/2024 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray confides to Debra that her constant need to cuddle and “be on top of him” when they are sleeping is causing him too many sleepless nights, Debra is more than happy to comply with his request to give him his space. | |||||
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01/02/2024 6:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug sees and old picture of Carrie's mother. She was young, hot, and skinny, just like Carrie. But then he sees another with her bigger than him. Afraid this might happen to Carrie he tries to trick her into dieting with him. | |||||
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01/02/2024 6:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug begins to wonder why Carrie would ever settle for a pathetic guy like him when Carrie starts doing well at work. | |||||
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01/02/2024 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie refuses to go on a double date with Richie and his new girlfriend and Doug wants to know why. | |||||
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01/02/2024 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur wants to go out with Doug's aunt Sheila, and Doug is bothered by this, because he wants Sheila to go back to his uncle. | |||||
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01/02/2024 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| After feeling bad that Arthur has no friends and nothing to do, Doug takes him out with him and his friends. Carrie is very "appreciative" and Doug tries doing it more to see how "appreciative" she will be. | |||||
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01/02/2024 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| A jeweler offers way more money for Carrie's ring than Doug originally paid, and they debate whether to sell it. | |||||
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01/02/2024 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry new girlfriend seems to goo to be true; George awards a scholarship to an average student; Elaine turns to Kramer for help in preparing Peterman's autobiography. | |||||
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01/02/2024 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While Elaine suffers in a case of mistaken identity and an ex-friend fears Jerry's retribution, George avoids a girlfriend looking to break up. | |||||
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01/02/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George loses a prized keychain in a pothole, Kramer adopts a section of highway. | |||||
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01/02/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's opinion of a film lands her in hot water; Kramer gets stuck with a trio of Cubans cigar rollers while George is obsessed with a beautiful woman's boyfriend. | |||||
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01/02/2024 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George builds a bed underneath his desk, Elaine gets a mattress from her back-conscious new boyfriend; Jerry struggles with an indecisive carpenter, while Kramer takes extreme measures to swim. | |||||
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01/02/2024 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry doubts his dentist's religious conversion; Kramer and Mickey fight over a double date as Elaine undermines a couple's chances at adoption. | |||||
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01/03/2024 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry lobbies for a good spot on his girlfriend's speed dial, George tries getting himself fired so he can accept a better job. | |||||
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01/03/2024 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine and a former boss join forces in a muffin top business; George pretends to be a tourist in order to get a date. | |||||
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01/03/2024 1:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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01/03/2024 1:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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01/03/2024 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The Mayberry barbershop quartet loses its tenor on the eve of the singing contest so Andy drafts a prisoner with an antisocial philosophy but a beautiful voice. | |||||
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01/03/2024 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy umpires a crucial junior baseball game when one of his decisions loses the game for Mayberry he becomes the town pariah. | |||||
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01/03/2024 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee buys a blonde wig and upsets Andy and the rest of Mayberry | |||||
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01/03/2024 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and the town of Mayberry undergo a trying experience when the hillbilly Darling family comes into a fortune of 300 dollars. | |||||
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01/03/2024 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| With British and American casualties heavy, the 4077th's supply of penicillin has been stolen. Father Mulcahy discovers, from Corporal Bryant, the location of some penicillin, and he and Klinger go out in search of it. They are | |||||
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01/03/2024 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| With the arrival of a shipment of records, Radar plays the part of a disc jockey and helps to get everyone through the incredibly long deluge of wounded. | |||||
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01/03/2024 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hot Lips, believing herself to be pregnant, asks Hawkeye to test her. The only rabbit available to use for the test is Radar's pet, Fluffy. Meanwhile, Martinson, a patient, holds Charles at gunpoint, demanding he be sent back to | |||||
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01/03/2024 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| After a delay of three weeks, five sacks of mail arrive, and everyone in camp reacts to good and bad news from home. Hawkeye receives love letters addressed to another Benjamin Pierce, another man has approached B.J.'s wife, and | |||||
