Schedules
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01/08/2024 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie tries to convince Doug to be the best man at Danny's wedding. | |||||
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01/08/2024 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug invites his old football teammates over so they can talk to a reporter about their team. Doug made a championship winning play, but people on the team think another player made it, so Doug tries to prove them wrong. | |||||
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01/08/2024 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Cold weather comes and Arthur has to move upstairs. When the weather warms up he stays upstairs, and Doug and Carrie want him back in the basement. | |||||
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01/08/2024 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug catches Carrie cheating at board games, so he tries to find what is making her cheat. | |||||
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01/08/2024 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry invests in the stock market on a hot tip from George. | |||||
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01/08/2024 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's best friend George is obsessed with finding a way to break up with his overbearing girlfriend. However, after dispensing his sage advice on the topic, Jerry finds himself in a similar agonizing position with the same woman. | |||||
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01/08/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry feels responsible for his aunt's untimely death. | |||||
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01/08/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While shopping with Elaine, Jerry discovers a suede jacket that is totally irresistible in spite of its hefty price tag. After buying the jacket, Jerry learns an age-old truth: Clothes don't make the man. | |||||
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01/08/2024 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| After mustering enough courage to call a girl for a second date, George repeatedly gets her answering machine then blurts out a nasty message. Regretting it later, he talks Jerry into helping get rid of the message before it can be heard. | |||||
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01/08/2024 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry has second thoughts after helping Elaine get an apartment in his building. | |||||
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01/09/2024 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine talks Jerry into hiring a friend who's working his way through college by cleaning people's homes. When a statue is discovered missing, he suspects the student. But Jerry is unsure how to handle getting it back. | |||||
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01/09/2024 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George plots to get revenge on his boss after-being fired; Jerry and Kramer target a laundry owner who they suspect of stealing. | |||||
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01/09/2024 1:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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01/09/2024 1:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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01/09/2024 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Detective Barney fife, of the big city police department, pays a visit to his old home-town. | |||||
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01/09/2024 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy's perennial romance with Helen is jolted a bit when Andy's old high school sweetheart moves back to town. | |||||
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01/09/2024 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee has a brief fling as co-owner of a Chinese restaurant. | |||||
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01/09/2024 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Floyd decides to give up his Mayberry barbershop when Howard Sprague buys the building and raises the rent fifteen dollars a month. | |||||
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01/09/2024 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| In this unique episode, the camera becomes the eyes of a young wounded soldier. It records his sensory responses to being wounded, flown by helicopter to the 4077th, examined, operated on, and treated in post-operation. | |||||
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01/09/2024 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye and B.J. discover that Charles is living the life of Riley, thanks to the attentions of his menially paid Korean servant, Comrade Park, a man of unusual skills. He has an important contribution to make - a native remedy | |||||
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01/09/2024 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Heavy casualties are arriving, creating severe problems for the M*A*S*H unit because they are nearly out of Pentothal. Mulcahy takes up a collection from everyone - including a case of wine from Charles' private supply - and he | |||||
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01/09/2024 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Father Mulcahy takes being passed over for promotion philosophically until he hears of the rapid advancement made by a heroic helicopter pilot. Then his uncharacteristically bold actions stun Colonel Potter and the entire compan | |||||
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01/09/2024 6:00 am |
Bonanza |
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| A man comes to town in the company of his sister, and claims to be the reincarnation of French Poet Francois Villon. When his irritating' behavior gets him kicked out of the local hotel, Joe and Hoss bring them to the Ponderosa | |||||
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01/09/2024 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Seeking refuge from a storm, Festus Haggen stumbles into a cave where an old Indian is dying. | |||||
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01/09/2024 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A one-time marshal saves Matt Dillon's life and agrees to fill in for Matt when the lawman's wounds confine him to bed. | |||||
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01/09/2024 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A hanging-minded jury sits in judgment of Lijah, a stern, silent mountain man accused of three wanton slayings. | |||||
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01/09/2024 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon determines to catch a cold-eyed gunslinger who has killed a sheriff and a priest in a small Kansas town. | |||||
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01/09/2024 11:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A Hollywood producer descends on Mayberry, and the town proceeds to make itself over in Hollywood's image. | |||||
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01/09/2024 11:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy cautions Opie about misrepresentation in the exchange of seeds for a cap pistol, but indulges in some fast and fancy "horse trading" when it comes to selling the town cannon. | |||||
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01/09/2024 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee, accused by Andy of being a gossip, proves that men are bigger gossips than women. | |||||
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01/09/2024 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy, appointed judge of a beauty contest, shows the wisdom of a solomon in picking a popular winner. | |||||
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01/09/2024 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Barney finally solve the problem of moonshining in Mayberry. | |||||
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01/09/2024 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy tries to solve the marriage problems of Fred and Jennie Boone who spend their married life fighting with each other. | |||||
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01/09/2024 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray's exhilaration over being sent to cover the Super Bowl for his newspaper is overshadowed by the fact that he must choose who will accompany him to the game. Ray sees the other reporters who have all brought their wives. | |||||
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01/09/2024 2:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is mortified when he realizes that Marie used to read his journal he kept as a teenager. When Marie blurts out an embarrassing incident from his past, he can't figure out how she could have possibly known that information. | |||||
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01/09/2024 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra is upset when she realizes during a Valentine's Day dinner with Ray, that they no longer have anything to talk about. Debra suggests that they get involved in each other's hobbies so they'll have something in common. | |||||
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01/09/2024 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is upset when he discovers that his twins, are playing fairies in the school play. At first he defends the boys against Frank's sarcastic comments about the situation. Ray later learns that the boys chose the role. | |||||
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01/09/2024 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert gets a surprise visit from Stefania, the woman he fell in love with in Italy. Robert's excitement quickly gives way to annoyance when he witnesses a few of her idiosyncrasies. Robert has to rethink his feelings for her. | |||||
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01/09/2024 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray purchases a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door to door saleswoman and it ignites a housekeeping war between Marie and Debra. Debra finds out why the saleswoman came to the door in the first place. | |||||
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01/09/2024 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that holds sentimental value and Debra insists that she has already given it back. Debra is surprised when she realizes she still has the canister. | |||||
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01/09/2024 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra becomes angry when Ray contributes $1,000 to his friends' scheme to open a go-cart business without first consulting her. Ray retaliates by saying that he can do what he wants with the money, since he earns the paycheck. | |||||
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01/09/2024 6:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie think back to the first time they met. Doug was working as a bouncer at a club, Carrie was out on a date with Richie even though she hated him, and Doug's date liked Richie. | |||||
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01/09/2024 6:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Delivery man Doug Heffernan has a good life: He's got a pretty wife (Carrie), a big TV and friends to watch it with. Then Carrie's goofy and annoying father Arthur moves in with them. | |||||
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01/09/2024 7:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug has to take Arthur out of the house so Carrie can set up for his suprise party for his 75th birthday. While at a restaurant, Doug loses Arthur. | |||||
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01/09/2024 7:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Deacon and Doug go to Atlantic City and Doug loses a lot of money, while Deacon makes a lot. Deacon used money that he was holding for Doug to win the money, so Doug wants some of it. | |||||
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01/09/2024 8:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug finds out that Deacon is a big brother for a kid, Doug signs up to be one too. But when he gets the kid, he decides he doesn't like him. | |||||
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01/09/2024 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George, ever the hypochondriac, thinks he's having a heart attack and, at Kramer's urging, seeks the advice of a "holistic" healer. | |||||
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01/09/2024 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine devise a new set of rules for their relationship. | |||||
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01/09/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer talks Jerry into getting cable-television service from an illegal source, and the crooked cable installer shows up on the same day Jerry has given use of his apartment to Elaine for a friend's baby shower. | |||||
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01/09/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant. | |||||
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01/09/2024 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George feels guilty for inadvertently getting a busboy fired from his job and then tries to make it up to him. Meanwhile, Elaine spends the week with an old boyfriend who is visiting her from out of town. | |||||
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01/09/2024 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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01/10/2024 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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01/10/2024 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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01/10/2024 1:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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01/10/2024 1:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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01/10/2024 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and aunt Bee learn their ancestor was the state's biggest swindler, just before the town of Mayberry unveils his statue as a hero. | |||||
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01/10/2024 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication and Andy faces the disquieting prospect of being the fiancee of a celebrity. | |||||
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01/10/2024 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Opie face the difficult problem of helping an old milk-wagon horse find contentment in retirement | |||||
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01/10/2024 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie insists on studying piano until he finds out that football practice and piano practice are incompatible. | |||||
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01/10/2024 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter to his sister, who is a nun. He recounts his frustrations at not being more effective at the 4077th. | |||||
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01/10/2024 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| B.J. almost becomes the surrogate father to a Korean family. Finding them a substitute for his own absent family, B.J. spends so much time with them that his medical efficiency begins to suffer, and Hawkeye worries about his hea | |||||
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01/10/2024 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| It's instant attraction for Hawkeye when a beautiful Swedish doctor, called Inga, arrives to observe combat surgery. That is, until she upstages him in the operating room with a superior technique, and his ego is bruised. | |||||
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01/10/2024 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th is confronted by two crises: Colonel Potter's mare, Sophie, mysteriously disappears from her corral, and Hawkeye and B.J. find themselves with a young Korean boy on their hands, who is trying to avoid conscription int | |||||
