Schedules
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01/30/2024 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie is sick and was supposed to be Arthur's partner in a shuffleboard tournament. Doug ends up taking her place, but is terrible. When he begins liking it, Arthur replaces him with Spence, a former shuffleboard champion. | |||||
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01/30/2024 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug needs to find a way to get to Vegas for the weekend, so he decides to build up credit with Carrie by taking her to the spa. Arthur teaches Spence to count cards, and they test his skills at a church poker tournament. | |||||
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01/30/2024 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie is put in charge of a group of people and has to get a project done. She works during the night and Doug begins to miss her, so he starts spending time with Arthur. | |||||
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01/30/2024 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets fed up with Doug and his weight complex and convinces him to go to an overeaters group. Instead he walks into a meeting for people in abusive relationships. He starts blaming his overeating on Carrie & her anger. | |||||
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01/30/2024 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new apartment; Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much sought-after transfer to Hawaii. | |||||
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01/30/2024 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As a bad check threatens to ruin Jerry's reputation, raising chickens involves Kramer in illegal cockfighting; George dates a women's prison inmate. | |||||
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01/30/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry buys back a car his parents sold as the Costanzas decide to spend George's inheritance; Kramer can't sleep with his new girlfriend, while Peterman returns unexpectedly. | |||||
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01/30/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry discovers he's been duped by a hapless tennis pro, George seeks revenge against a co-worker's cutting remarks; Kramer enlists Elaine's help in drafting a living will. | |||||
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01/30/2024 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry new girlfriend seems to goo to be true; George awards a scholarship to an average student; Elaine turns to Kramer for help in preparing Peterman's autobiography. | |||||
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01/30/2024 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While Elaine suffers in a case of mistaken identity and an ex-friend fears Jerry's retribution, George avoids a girlfriend looking to break up. | |||||
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01/31/2024 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As George loses a prized keychain in a pothole, Kramer adopts a section of highway. | |||||
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01/31/2024 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's opinion of a film lands her in hot water; Kramer gets stuck with a trio of Cubans cigar rollers while George is obsessed with a beautiful woman's boyfriend. | |||||
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01/31/2024 1:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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01/31/2024 1:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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01/31/2024 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy has a problem with a band of gypsies come to town armed with old-world hocus-pocus and modern science | |||||
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01/31/2024 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober falls in love with the new waitress in town but as far as she's concerned, it is Andy who is the Blue Plate Special | |||||
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01/31/2024 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee agrees to week of baby sitting for her niece and finds the adorable infant adores everyone but her. | |||||
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01/31/2024 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Helen run into trouble when they promote a romance between the county clerk and the county nurse. | |||||
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01/31/2024 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Colonel Potter nearly blows his stack when his well-intentioned colleagues mollycoddle him in order to lower his blood pressure. | |||||
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01/31/2024 4:35 am |
MASH |
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| When Hawkeye can't stop a sneezing fit that has no apparent cause, psychiatrist Sidney Freedman digs into the surgeon's past for a clue to this unusual malady. | |||||
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01/31/2024 5:10 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye is overcome by the devotion of a terminally ill G.I., who has leukemia, for his critically wounded buddy, but he has trouble coming to terms with the fact that he can't cure the man. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is worried | |||||
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01/31/2024 5:45 am |
Bonanza |
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| The Cartwrights are framed for a bank robbery and murder. They are thrown in jail but Little Joe Manages to escape and it is up to him to get help before his family is hung unjustly. | |||||
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01/31/2024 6:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A threatening range war brings a mercenary gunman to Dodge City. | |||||
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01/31/2024 7:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A widower tries to protect the reputation of his son's teacher, and faces a charge of murder because of it. | |||||
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01/31/2024 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Craig Stevens, Kurt Russell, and Tom Simcox are guest stars in the story of a farm youth's grim trackdown of the man who killed his father. | |||||
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01/31/2024 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An ambitious mother doesn't consider Newly O'Brien or a neighboring farmer suitable suitors for her daughter, provoking them into a fight which almost leads to tragedy. | |||||
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01/31/2024 11:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney plays cupid for Gomer when Barney's girl refuses to go to a dance unless her cousin also has a date. | |||||
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01/31/2024 11:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney tickets Gomer for a U-turn and is then detained in a citizen's arrest by Gomer for the same thing. | |||||
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01/31/2024 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie and his chums take their roles as Robin Hood and his merry men seriously as they befriend a hobo at the expense at the pantries of Mayberry. | |||||
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01/31/2024 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney organizes a rescue party when Andy and Helen are trapped in a cave by a landslide. | |||||
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01/31/2024 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie learns a lesson in friendship when he befriends a newcomer to Mayberry. | |||||
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01/31/2024 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee stirs up a crusade for a chicken farmer whose property has been condemned to make way for a new road. | |||||
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01/31/2024 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray's house is tented for termites, he moves his entire family into his parent's house and gives Frank and Marie a taste of their own medicine. Marie's initial excitement that “Raymond has come home!” quickly fades. | |||||
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01/31/2024 2:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Frank has one accident too many, Debra decides that the kids can't ride with him anymore, which makes Raymond realize that his dad is getting older. | |||||
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01/31/2024 3:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Feeling overwhelmed with her responsibilities, Debra decides to get a babysitter. But when Lisa, the babysitter, becomes the smash hit at “Space Station Barone” Debra develops into a jealous mother. | |||||
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01/31/2024 3:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Raymond begrudgingly agrees to be the auctioneer at the Our Lady of Faith School auction for new playground equipment, he's pleasantly surprised with the laughs he gets at Debra's expense. | |||||
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01/31/2024 4:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra's mother comes to visit the family for a week, Debra finds herself shocked to discover that she wishes her mom were more like Marie. | |||||
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01/31/2024 4:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Debra suggests that she might be more consistently romantic if she weren't in charge of the birth control, Ray decides to make the drastic move of “cutting the wires.” | |||||
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01/31/2024 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Feeling pathetic because he lives with his parents, Robert finally musters up the courage to move out on his own. Encouraged by Ray, and much to his parents' horror, Robert packs up his bags, takes his dog and moves out. | |||||
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01/31/2024 6:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| IPS hires a new worker, the guys love him, and think he is absolutely hilarious. Doug doesn't like this because he used to be the funny guy. He decides to win back the favor of the men. | |||||
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01/31/2024 6:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug is forced to go to a work function with Carrie. One of Carrie's coworkers starts talking to him, and he decides to fake a heart attack because he can't remember her name. Carrie's boss sends Doug to get his health tested. | |||||
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01/31/2024 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug's parents come to visit, and Doug gets them tickets to see their favorite play. Doug's dad is busy getting ready for a model train expo, so Arthur starts spending time with Doug's mom and soon starts to like her. | |||||
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01/31/2024 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets hit on by a midget while she and Doug are out shopping for a Christmas tree and Doug chases him away. When Doug realizes his wallet is gone, he thinks the midget stole it. He decides to hunt him down with Arthur. | |||||
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01/31/2024 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug & Carrie get in a fight with Deacon & Kelly and try to find a new couple to be friends with. They can't find anyone and are stuck hanging out with a couple that they hate to avoid the Palmers. | |||||
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01/31/2024 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug finds a new cologne that he likes, and everyone begins complimenting him on how good he smells, but Carrie hates the new scent. Doug keeps wearing it in secret, and when Carrie finds out, she starts doing things he hates. | |||||
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01/31/2024 9:00 pm |
Mom |
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| Jill struggles to make sense of a messy new relationship. | |||||
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01/31/2024 9:30 pm |
Mom |
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| Tammy pays a visit to the steakhouse she once robbed. | |||||
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01/31/2024 10:00 pm |
Mom |
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| Bonnie struggles with her self-worth after Tammy's success. | |||||
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01/31/2024 10:36 pm |
Mom |
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| Bonnie & Tammy's friendship is tested by a big project. | |||||
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01/31/2024 11:12 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine urges Ritchie's school principal (NANCY LENEHAN - "My Name Is Earl") to let the class take the subway on a field trip in order to learn real-world skills. | |||||
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01/31/2024 11:48 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine realizes Ritchie's never been on a real family vacation like his classmates, she plans a trip to Florida. But things don't turn out quite as she intended and the trip goes horribly awry. | |||||
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02/01/2024 12:24 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Old Christine takes a cranky, very pregnant New Christine to a fancy salon to prepare her for the impromptu wedding that Richard is secretly planning. SCOTT BAKULA guest stars. | |||||
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02/01/2024 1:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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02/01/2024 1:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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02/01/2024 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee almost becomes the star of a TV commercial before she decides stardom is not for her. | |||||
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02/01/2024 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober's girlfriend fills in for him at the filling station and proves so efficient that the boss wants her as a permanent replacement. | |||||
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02/01/2024 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl, settled over a jug of corn liquor. | |||||
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02/01/2024 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee's original song about Mayberry is a hit when it's played by a Rock N' roll star on his television show. | |||||
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02/01/2024 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th is given a gift of fresh-grown vegetables by a grateful Korean; and Potter questions the veracity of an upbeat letter from Radar. | |||||
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02/01/2024 4:35 am |
MASH |
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| A touring USO show brings an unexpected touch of vaudeville to the 4077th when the star showgirl requires an emergency operation. And wouldn't you know, the comedian is Klinger's hero! | |||||
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02/01/2024 5:10 am |
MASH |
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| A touring USO show brings an unexpected touch of vaudeville to the 4077th when the star showgirl requires an emergency operation. And wouldn't you know, the comedian is Klinger's hero! | |||||
