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    01/31/2024 7:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Offtrack...Bedding

    Doug's parents come to visit, and Doug gets them tickets to see their favorite play. Doug's dad is busy getting ready for a model train expo, so Arthur starts spending time with Doug's mom and soon starts to like her.

    01/31/2024 7:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Silent Mite

    Carrie gets hit on by a midget while she and Doug are out shopping for a Christmas tree and Doug chases him away. When Doug realizes his wallet is gone, he thinks the midget stole it. He decides to hunt him down with Arthur.

    01/31/2024 8:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Awed Couple

    Doug & Carrie get in a fight with Deacon & Kelly and try to find a new couple to be friends with. They can't find anyone and are stuck hanging out with a couple that they hate to avoid the Palmers.

    01/31/2024 8:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Cologne Ranger

    Doug finds a new cologne that he likes, and everyone begins complimenting him on how good he smells, but Carrie hates the new scent. Doug keeps wearing it in secret, and when Carrie finds out, she starts doing things he hates.

    01/31/2024 9:00 pm

    Mom

    Tiny Dancer and an Impromptu Picnic

    Jill struggles to make sense of a messy new relationship.

    01/31/2024 9:30 pm

    Mom

    Klondike-Five and a Secret Family

    Tammy pays a visit to the steakhouse she once robbed.

    01/31/2024 10:00 pm

    Mom

    Endorphins and a Toasty Tushy

    Bonnie struggles with her self-worth after Tammy's success.

    01/31/2024 10:36 pm

    Mom

    Vinyl Flooring and a Cartoon Bear

    Bonnie & Tammy's friendship is tested by a big project.

    01/31/2024 11:12 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Subway, Somehow

    Christine urges Ritchie's school principal (NANCY LENEHAN - "My Name Is Earl") to let the class take the subway on a field trip in order to learn real-world skills.

    01/31/2024 11:48 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Up in the Airport

    When Christine realizes Ritchie's never been on a real family vacation like his classmates, she plans a trip to Florida. But things don't turn out quite as she intended and the trip goes horribly awry.

    02/01/2024 12:24 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Revenge Makeover

    Old Christine takes a cranky, very pregnant New Christine to a fancy salon to prepare her for the impromptu wedding that Richard is secretly planning. SCOTT BAKULA guest stars.

    02/01/2024 1:00 am

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    02/01/2024 1:30 am

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    02/01/2024 2:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Foster Lady

    Aunt Bee almost becomes the star of a TV commercial before she decides stardom is not for her.

    02/01/2024 2:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Goober's Replacement

    Goober's girlfriend fills in for him at the filling station and proves so efficient that the boss wants her as a permanent replacement.

    02/01/2024 3:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Battle of Mayberry

    Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl, settled over a jug of corn liquor.

    02/01/2024 3:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    A Singer in Town

    Aunt Bee's original song about Mayberry is a hit when it's played by a Rock N' roll star on his television show.

    02/01/2024 4:00 am

    MASH

    The Foresight Saga

    The 4077th is given a gift of fresh-grown vegetables by a grateful Korean; and Potter questions the veracity of an upbeat letter from Radar.

    02/01/2024 4:35 am

    MASH

    That's Show Biz, Part 1 of 2

    A touring USO show brings an unexpected touch of vaudeville to the 4077th when the star showgirl requires an emergency operation. And wouldn't you know, the comedian is Klinger's hero!

    02/01/2024 5:10 am

    MASH

    That's Show Biz, Part 2 of 2

    A touring USO show brings an unexpected touch of vaudeville to the 4077th when the star showgirl requires an emergency operation. And wouldn't you know, the comedian is Klinger's hero!

    02/01/2024 5:45 am

    Bonanza

    The Crucible

    When Adam and Joe go to Eastgate after a cattle drive they decide to meet at Signal Rock in three days, but plans are altered when Adam is robbed on the way their and left for dead.

    02/01/2024 6:50 am

    Gunsmoke

    The Disciple

    The residents of Dodge City are stunned when Matt Dillon feels he can no longer keep law and order and turns in his Marshal's badge.

    02/01/2024 7:55 am

    Gunsmoke

    Matt Dillon Must Die

    Dillon finds himself in the revengeful hands of a half-crazed widower who plans, with the aid of his four surviving sons, to hunt Dillon down and kill him to revenge the death of his son, a wanted murderer.

    02/01/2024 9:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    The Guns of Cibola Blanca Part 1

    Doc and pretty saloon owner Lyla Ross find themselves virtual slaves when they are kidnapped by a band of former Confederate officers-turned-outlaws.

    02/01/2024 10:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    The Guns of Cibola Blanca Part 2

    With Doc overdue and a stage coach with three passengers missing, Matt, Festus, and Newly set out to find their friend in the conclusion of the two-part episode.

    02/01/2024 11:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Barney's Sidecar

    Barney adds a vintage motorcycle to the rolling stock of the Mayberry Sheriff's department, to the sheriff's regret.

    02/01/2024 11:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    My Fair Ernest T. Bass

    Howard Morris , playing a mountain-bred would-be Romeo, is brought into the sheriff's home in an effort to teach him some manners.

    02/01/2024 12:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Prisoner of Love

    A beautiful prisoner threatens to crumble the security of the Mayberrry jail, as both Andy and Barney fall for her charms.

    02/01/2024 12:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Hot Rod Otis

    Otis Campbell acquires a car and threatens life and limb of Mayberry's pedestrian populations.

    02/01/2024 1:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    The Song Festers

    Andy Griffith's wife, Barbara, appears in this episode as a member of the singing group. Barney suffers an ego blow when Gomer out-sings him.

    02/01/2024 1:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    The Shoplifters

    Barney disguises himself as a dummy in an attempt to solve a series of thefts in a Mayberry department store.

    02/01/2024 2:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Article

    It has always been Raymond's life long dream to get an article published in Sports Illustrated. So when his friend Andy, the “stat guy” and novice sportswriter, sells a piece to the magazine, Ray is devastated.

    02/01/2024 2:35 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Lone Barone

    Raymond is in a bad mood. Forced to wait home all day for the delivery guy to bring Debra's new curtains, he can't go out and play golf and laments to his brother that marriage is like a prison.

    02/01/2024 3:10 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    No Fat

    Debra, Ray, and the kids make plans to spend the holiday at Frank and Marie's house. But their dreams of turkey with sausage stuffing and yams with marshmallows on top are quickly shattered by Marie's new heart-healthy diet.

    02/01/2024 3:45 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Apartment

    Everywhere Ray looks, beautiful, sexy women are coming out of the woodwork to stop by and say “hi” to new tenant Robert. It's the best looking “welcome wagon” Ray has ever seen.

    02/01/2024 4:20 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Ping Pong

    To settle the score and maintain his dignity, Ray challenges Frank to a winner take all ping pong match after Frank reveals that he purposely threw a childhood match so that Ray would finally beat him.

    02/01/2024 4:55 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Pants on Fire

    When Marie discovers that Ray held an unchaperoned, wild party at their home some 20 years ago, she is hurt and disappointed that her beloved Ray would have lied to her.

    02/01/2024 5:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Robert's Date

    Robert's entire demeanor changes when he starts clubbing with his patrol partner, Judy, and her friends. He starts using expressions such as “This is so whack” and “I'm down with it” and showing up in mustard colored suits.

    02/01/2024 6:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Silent Mite

    Carrie gets hit on by a midget while she and Doug are out shopping for a Christmas tree and Doug chases him away. When Doug realizes his wallet is gone, he thinks the midget stole it. He decides to hunt him down with Arthur.

    02/01/2024 6:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Domestic Disturbance

    When Carrie makes some extra money, she decides to hire a maid. The maid really annoys Doug because she constantly moves things and only speaks Spanish. He fires her and hires Spence's mom who ends up being terrible at the job.

    02/01/2024 7:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Pour Judgment

    Doug wants to take classes to learn to become a bartender, which has always been his dream. He soon realizes that being a bartender is not as fun as he thought it would be.

    02/01/2024 7:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Gym Neighbors

    Doug decides to buy a home gym because he feels that Carrie might be putting on some weight. Lou agrees to be their personal trainer, but when Doug has a hard time, he tries to bargain his way out of working out.

    02/01/2024 8:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Gorilla Warfare

    When Doug and Carrie were dating, Carrie was afraid Doug was not serious about her. Doug told her the most romantic thing she had ever heard and she was in love with him ever since. She finds out the line was from a dumb movie.

    02/01/2024 8:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Hi, School

    Doug delivers a package to his old high school and sees his football coach. Soon, he's returning constantly and being treated like a football legend. Arthur loses his eyedrops and temporarily goes blind, deaf and mute.

    02/01/2024 9:00 pm

    Mom

    Scooby-Doo Checks and Salisbury Steak

    Jill & Andy find themselves in a life-or-death situation.

    02/01/2024 9:30 pm

    Mom

    A Community Hero and a Wide Turn

    Bonnie gives a speech at a gala honoring Marjorie.

    02/01/2024 10:00 pm

    Mom

    My Kinda People and the Big To-Do

    Bonnie gets a new outlook on sobriety in the series finale.

    02/01/2024 10:36 pm

    Mom

    Pilot

    Christy tries to get her newly sober life together, but is challenged when her estranged mother, Bonnie comes back into the picture.

    02/01/2024 11:12 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    I Love What You Do for Me

    When Christine discovers that her five-year car lease is up, she evaluates her life during that time and realizes that not much has changed. She vows to make some big changes. Max (recurring guest ERIC McCORMACK) offers to help.

    02/01/2024 11:48 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Scream

    Christine mistakes a hot cop for a stripper and New Christine goes into labor. TIM MEADOWS guest stars as Dr. Volk, New Christine's OB/GYN.

    02/02/2024 12:24 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Get Smarter

    In the season finale, Christine feels intellectually inferior after meeting Max's (ERIC McCORMACK) friends at their "surprise" engagement party, driving her to make a decision.

    02/02/2024 1:00 am

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    02/02/2024 1:30 am

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    02/02/2024 2:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Opie's Girlfriend

    Opie's friendship with an athletically superior little girl blossoms when she follows the advice of an older female and adopts the clinging vine approach.

    02/02/2024 2:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    The Lodge

    Goober blackballs county clerk Howard when he applies for membership in the Mayberry men's lodge.

    02/02/2024 3:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Barbershop Quartet

    The Mayberry barbershop quartet loses its tenor on the eve of the singing contest so Andy drafts a prisoner with an antisocial philosophy but a beautiful voice.

    02/02/2024 3:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    The Ball Game

    Andy umpires a crucial junior baseball game when one of his decisions loses the game for Mayberry he becomes the town pariah.

    02/02/2024 4:00 am

    MASH

    The Life You Save

    After Charles is nearly felled by a sniper's bullet, he develops a philosophical obsession with death. Meanwhile, the officers have all been assigned new responsibilities.

    02/02/2024 4:30 am

    MASH

    Indentity Crisis

    Father Mulcahy counsels a GI who is plagued by guilt because he has swapped tags with a dead colleague. Meanwhile, B.J. and Charles consider ways of keeping a soldier-salesman quiet.

    02/02/2024 5:00 am

    MASH

    Rumor at the top

    The latest scuttlebutt affects everyone's behavior when a visiting is rumored to be recruiting for a new M*A*S*H unit. The gang fears that the 4077th will be split up.

    02/02/2024 5:30 am

    MASH

    Give em' Hell, Hawkeye

    Hawkeye writes a heartfelt letter to President Harry Truman to protest at the continued fighting in Korea. Meanwhile, Colonel Ditka has promised a much-needed water-heater if the 4077th beautifies the camp.

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