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02/25/2024 7:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry conceals how he got an unlisted phone number, Elaine's favorite birth control device is discontinued. | |||||
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02/25/2024 7:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While helping Kramer revive an old movie theatre, George is mistaken for being insane. | |||||
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02/25/2024 8:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George must replace a loaf of bread his parents took from Susan's mom and dad. | |||||
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02/25/2024 8:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While leaving his car at work convinces George's bosses that he's working late, Elaine is disturbed by a bra-less acquaintance. | |||||
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02/25/2024 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Susan's friends steal their new daughter's name from George, Elaine loses an antique bike to Kramer. | |||||
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02/25/2024 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei. | |||||
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02/25/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei. | |||||
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02/25/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida, a drug test costs Elaine her job. | |||||
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02/25/2024 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While George is disturbed by a doll that looks like his mom, his dad searches for a long-lost cousin in Italy. | |||||
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02/25/2024 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's relationship with Susan's best friend is impaired by a missing jacket. | |||||
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02/26/2024 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry ends up buying a jacket he doesn't really like; a house guest irritates George. | |||||
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02/26/2024 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics. | |||||
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02/26/2024 1:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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02/26/2024 1:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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02/26/2024 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy's deputy upsets his weekend when he insists his extrasensory powers predict a picnic will prove disastrous. | |||||
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02/26/2024 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The Taylor family leaves for a Hollywood vacation. | |||||
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02/26/2024 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The Taylor family starts an exciting vacation in Hollywood, including a visit to a movie studio., | |||||
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02/26/2024 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy poses for a picture with a Hollywood starlet and his romance with Helen is jolted when it appears in the Mayberry paper. | |||||
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02/26/2024 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| The camp suffers from the severe cold, except for Hawkeye who has received some long john's from his father. They get passed around from person to person, as a gift, a gambling stake, a trade, a bribe, stolen, given up to Father | |||||
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02/26/2024 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye and Frank argue over Frank's surgical ability. Hawkeye performs a difficult operation and the patient does not recover, as he should. Hawkeye begins to doubt his ability and moves out of The Swamp. He decides to open up | |||||
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02/26/2024 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| As usual Frank's normal drone of verbal abuse upsets Ginger, so Hawkeye puts his arm in a cast while he is asleep. Frank puts in for a transfer, and after a broadcast goes out of Frank telling Margaret he's leaving, she decides | |||||
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02/26/2024 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| General Clayton calls so say that a ceasefire is to be declared. The camp celebrates, Klinger gives away his dresses and locals start to take pieces of the camp. But Trapper does not believe it. Hawkeye claims he is married to a | |||||
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02/26/2024 6:00 am |
Bonanza |
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| General Diaz and his mercenaries invade the Ponderosa and take Ben prisoner and force him to accompany them as they plan to ambush a gold train | |||||
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02/26/2024 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A professional gunfighter is hired to kill a Dodge City businessman who is now courting the gunfighter's former wife. | |||||
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02/26/2024 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Fear of a plague spreads in Dodge City when a private rail coach is quarantined because of a case of "spotted fever" aboard. | |||||
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02/26/2024 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Festus becomes involved with a wounded bank robber and is accused of being his partner. | |||||
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02/26/2024 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| When a young woman begins a romance with a drifter, her brothers plot his death so they will not lose her as a household servant. | |||||
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02/26/2024 11:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Otis Campbell overcomes his weakness for liquor and impresses his visiting relatives when Andy makes him a temporary deputy. | |||||
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02/26/2024 11:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| When Opie starts talking about Mr. McBeevee, Andy and Barney suspect that the boy has an imaginary friend. | |||||
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02/26/2024 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Joanna Moore plays the role of Peggy McMillan, who gets along fine with Andy until he discovers her father is rich. | |||||
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02/26/2024 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Veteran character actor Paley Baer plays the new mayor of Mayberry, who is critical of Andy's work as Sheriff. | |||||
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02/26/2024 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| When Aunt Bee goes away for a visit, Andy and Opie discover the problems of bachelor-hood. | |||||
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02/26/2024 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The Mayberry mayor demands that Andy get a crime expert from the city to help solve several cow thefts. | |||||
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02/26/2024 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| A young man, Sam Gilula, arrives at Frank and Marie's and everyone is surprised when he and Frank fondly embrace. Sam explains Frank had been quite an inspiration to him as a lad much to Ray and Robert's disbelief. | |||||
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02/26/2024 2:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray Barone and his wife Debra live across the street from Ray's parents, Marie and Frank, and his older brother, Robert - who all have strong opinions about how things should go in the Barone household. | |||||
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02/26/2024 3:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Frank and Marie have a wonderful time visiting old friends, they deliver the shocking news to the family that they have decided to buy a condo in New Jersey. Ray, Debra, Robert and Amy can barely contain their happiness. | |||||
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02/26/2024 3:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert's anxiety gets the best of him when Amy puts her personal touch on their newly acquired home. Ray and Debra visit Marie and Frank. While there, the head of the facility tells them that Frank and Marie must move out. | |||||
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02/26/2024 4:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray craftily turns what looks to be misfortune, after Debra and Marie fight, into a night of passion by helping Debra channel her emotions into what he terms, "angry sex." | |||||
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02/26/2024 4:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Following a PTA meeting, Debra comments on Ray's sloppy attire, and Ray tells Debra that he overheard one of the mothers say that she looked "trampy." Amy does not help when she admires Debra for wearing "young" clothes." | |||||
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02/26/2024 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra and Ray are astonished when Ally comes home with an "F" in math on her report card. Ray and Debra set up a meeting with Ally's math teacher, Mr. Putnam, to see what she could do to improve. | |||||
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02/26/2024 6:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug decides to take Deacon out to find women after Kelly left him. When he gets to the club he realizes how much he misses them and starts going even when Deacon doesn't come. | |||||
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02/26/2024 6:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug's third cousin, Ron, and his wife, Marcia, come over for dinner. Doug mentions going on a trip to New Orleans, and Ron & Marcia want to join. Doug hates them, so he and Carrie go alone, but his guilt gets the best of him. | |||||
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02/26/2024 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie get tickets to the annual golf outing Carrie's law firm has. They normally take Deacon and Kelly, but they can't. So Doug finds Deacon a new girl, but Carrie hates her. | |||||
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02/26/2024 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug's uncle offers to fund a sandwhich shop for Doug which has always been his dream. Carrie thinks it is a bad idea and has to find a way to stop Doug. | |||||
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02/26/2024 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie is out of town while Doug's parents are over. Doug has to take a test for IPS to make sure he is a safe driver, but fails & soon his mother starts running his life. Meanwhile, Arthur tries to get rich with a silly scheme. | |||||
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02/26/2024 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie has started going out for drinks after work with her friends and is coming home nicer than usual. When she gets in a fight with them, Doug realizes it is over, so he starts giving her alcohol at home to make her happier. | |||||
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02/26/2024 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic. | |||||
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02/26/2024 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic. | |||||
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02/26/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine take advantage of a friend's shaky marriage; Kramer's tight jeans causes problems. | |||||
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02/26/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George continues to have cold feet about his wedding, Jerry meets the woman of his dreams. | |||||
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02/26/2024 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George tries to put Susan behind him, Elaine is given control of J. Peterman's business. | |||||
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02/26/2024 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George frets about being suspected of killing his fiancee, Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend | |||||
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02/27/2024 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract women. | |||||
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02/27/2024 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's strange dancing loses her employees' respect; George cultivates a "bad boy" image; Jerry becomes an underground legend after he makes a bootleg videotape of a new movie. | |||||
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02/27/2024 1:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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02/27/2024 1:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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02/27/2024 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee wins a kitchen-full of appliances on a TV show but loses all her friends. | |||||
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02/27/2024 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Deputy Warren captures a pair of thieves through sheer stupidity about the functions of a cannon. | |||||
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02/27/2024 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober has dreams of entering show-business when he thinks he owns a genuine talking dog. | |||||
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02/27/2024 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee gets a job at the town print shop where the new proprietors are really counterfeiters. | |||||
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02/27/2024 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Captain Kaplan is to be shipped home, but becomes paranoid that something will happen to him before he leaves. He takes the wheel of the jeep to drive to Kimpo himself, but crashes and ends up in plaster. Henry's wife is in labo | |||||
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02/27/2024 4:35 am |
MASH |
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| Brought on by Frank and Margaret's negative reports, General Clayton assigns a psychiatrist, Captain Hildebrand, to examine the 4077th M*A*S*H unit, to see if it should be disbanded. Henry tells them to be on their best behavior | |||||
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02/27/2024 5:10 am |
MASH |
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| An inept North Korean pilot, known as "5 O'Clock Charlie", makes his daily attempt to bomb the ammo dump. Frank puts in a request for an anti-aircraft gun, which is granted when Charlie hits General Clayton's jeep. Frank takes c | |||||
