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		02/27/2024 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Two Thirty
	Doug visits a dentist who used to like Carrie, and Doug thinks that he is hurting him on purpose for getting Carrie. Arthur owes Deacon some money so he decides to teach Kirby to play piano, even though he has no idea how.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Two Thirty Localized description: Doug visits a dentist who used to like Carrie, and Doug thinks that he is hurting him on purpose for getting Carrie. Arthur owes Deacon some money so he decides to teach Kirby to play piano, even though he has no idea how.
		02/27/2024 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Shrink Wrap
	Arthur goes to visit a psychiatrist and they discover what may have caused Arthur's unique personality.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Shrink Wrap Localized description: Arthur goes to visit a psychiatrist and they discover what may have caused Arthur's unique personality.
		02/27/2024 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Arthur, Spooner
	Carrie has to work the nightshift at her lawfirm with a group of morons. Doug doesn't get to see her anymore, so he starts spending time with Arthur.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Arthur, Spooner Localized description: Carrie has to work the nightshift at her lawfirm with a group of morons. Doug doesn't get to see her anymore, so he starts spending time with Arthur.
		02/27/2024 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Window Pain
	A new couple moves in next to Doug and Carrie, and Carrie worries that they made a bad first impression when she realizes that they heard them fighting. So she decides to invite them over to dinner.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Window Pain Localized description: A new couple moves in next to Doug and Carrie, and Carrie worries that they made a bad first impression when she realizes that they heard them fighting. So she decides to invite them over to dinner.
		02/27/2024 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Package
	George tries to woo a photo store employee with pictures of himself; Elaine discovers her reputation is making it difficult to get medical treatment; Kramer offers to get a refund for Jerry's broken stereo.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Package Localized description: George tries to woo a photo store employee with pictures of himself; Elaine discovers her reputation is making it difficult to get medical treatment; Kramer offers to get a refund for Jerry's broken stereo.
		02/27/2024 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Fatigues
	Elaine's promotion of a mail room clerk sparks a mutiny; Jerry discovers his girlfriend's mentor is dating Bania; Kramer brings Frank out of retirement to cook.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Fatigues Localized description: Elaine's promotion of a mail room clerk sparks a mutiny; Jerry discovers his girlfriend's mentor is dating Bania; Kramer brings Frank out of retirement to cook.
		02/27/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Checks
	Jerry's fame in Japan endears Kramer to a group of tourists and inspires George to revive their TV pilot.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Checks Localized description: Jerry's fame in Japan endears Kramer to a group of tourists and inspires George to revive their TV pilot.
		02/27/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Chicken Roaster
	As a restaurant's bright lights keep Kramer awake, Elaine's job is threatened after she buys George an expensive hat on the company's account.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Chicken Roaster Localized description: As a restaurant's bright lights keep Kramer awake, Elaine's job is threatened after she buys George an expensive hat on the company's account.
		02/27/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Abstinence
	While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine; Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Abstinence Localized description: While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine; Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school.
		02/27/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	Andrea Doria
	George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new apartment; Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much sought-after transfer to Hawaii.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: Andrea Doria Localized description: George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new apartment; Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much sought-after transfer to Hawaii.
		02/28/2024 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Little Jerry
	As a bad check threatens to ruin Jerry's reputation, raising chickens involves Kramer in illegal cockfighting; George dates a women's prison inmate.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Little Jerry Localized description: As a bad check threatens to ruin Jerry's reputation, raising chickens involves Kramer in illegal cockfighting; George dates a women's prison inmate.
		02/28/2024 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Money
	Jerry buys back a car his parents sold as the Costanzas decide to spend George's inheritance; Kramer can't sleep with his new girlfriend, while Peterman returns unexpectedly.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Money Localized description: Jerry buys back a car his parents sold as the Costanzas decide to spend George's inheritance; Kramer can't sleep with his new girlfriend, while Peterman returns unexpectedly.
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		02/28/2024 2:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Church Organ
	Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impovereshed congregation buy a new-church organ.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Church Organ Localized description: Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impovereshed congregation buy a new-church organ.
		02/28/2024 2:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Girl Shy
	Girl-shy Deputy Warren turns into a somnambulistic Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Girl Shy Localized description: Girl-shy Deputy Warren turns into a somnambulistic Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV.
		02/28/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Malcolm at the Crossroads
	Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard and compounds the problem by replacing him with a bicyclist
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Malcolm at the Crossroads Localized description: Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard and compounds the problem by replacing him with a bicyclist
		02/28/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Otis the Artist
	Deputy Warren starts the town drunk on a therapeutic art career.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Otis the Artist Localized description: Deputy Warren starts the town drunk on a therapeutic art career.
		02/28/2024 4:00 am	MASH	Radar's Report
	Radar writes the weekly activity report. Hawkeye operates on a wounded prisoner who grabs a scalpel and attacks the doctors. Frank wants Klinger thrown out on a section 8, so Henry calls in a psychiatrist, Major Freedman. Hawkey
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Radar's Report Localized description: Radar writes the weekly activity report. Hawkeye operates on a wounded prisoner who grabs a scalpel and attacks the doctors. Frank wants Klinger thrown out on a section 8, so Henry calls in a psychiatrist, Major Freedman. Hawkey
		02/28/2024 4:35 am	MASH	For The Good Of The Outfit
	Hawkeye and Trapper want the army to admit responsibility for the accidental bombing of a local village. They fill out a report and Major Stoner arrives to investigate, and leaves with all the evidence. When the story is release
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: For The Good Of The Outfit Localized description: Hawkeye and Trapper want the army to admit responsibility for the accidental bombing of a local village. They fill out a report and Major Stoner arrives to investigate, and leaves with all the evidence. When the story is release
		02/28/2024 5:10 am	MASH	Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde
	Hawkeye has been in non-stop surgery for 3 straight days without sleep, and the wounded keep coming. He decides to find out who started the war, and sends a telegram to Harry S Trueman. After listening to some of Frank's rubbish
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde Localized description: Hawkeye has been in non-stop surgery for 3 straight days without sleep, and the wounded keep coming. He decides to find out who started the war, and sends a telegram to Harry S Trueman. After listening to some of Frank's rubbish
		02/28/2024 5:45 am	Bonanza	The Decision
	When Hoss is injured on a cattle drive, Ben seeks the town doctor only to find him in jail waiting to be hanged for murder. Ben asks the judge to release him so that he can save Hoss' life but the judge refuses, the judges wife
Localized series title: Bonanza Localized episode title: The Decision Localized description: When Hoss is injured on a cattle drive, Ben seeks the town doctor only to find him in jail waiting to be hanged for murder. Ben asks the judge to release him so that he can save Hoss' life but the judge refuses, the judges wife
		02/28/2024 6:50 am	Gunsmoke	Dead Man's Law
	A corrupt group attempts to take over Dodge City's law enforcement when Marshal Dillon is thought to be dead.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: Dead Man's Law Localized description: A corrupt group attempts to take over Dodge City's law enforcement when Marshal Dillon is thought to be dead.
		02/28/2024 7:55 am	Gunsmoke	Hill Girl
	A hillbilly girl hitches a ride into Dodge and her bullying brothers follow, soon getting her into trouble with the law.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: Hill Girl Localized description: A hillbilly girl hitches a ride into Dodge and her bullying brothers follow, soon getting her into trouble with the law.
		02/28/2024 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Gunrunners (Buffalo Man)
	A fur trapper, whose adopted Indian son is beaten and left to die by five Army deserters, sets out to track down the assailants.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: The Gunrunners (Buffalo Man) Localized description: A fur trapper, whose adopted Indian son is beaten and left to die by five Army deserters, sets out to track down the assailants.
		02/28/2024 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Jackals
	Marshal Dillon heads into Mexico in pursuit of four fugitives wanted for killing his friend, a retiring sheriff.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: The Jackals Localized description: Marshal Dillon heads into Mexico in pursuit of four fugitives wanted for killing his friend, a retiring sheriff.
		02/28/2024 11:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Convicts-At-Large
	Three escaped female convicts imprison Barney and Floyd in a remote cabin.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Convicts-At-Large Localized description: Three escaped female convicts imprison Barney and Floyd in a remote cabin.
		02/28/2024 11:36 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Bed Jacket
	Aunt Bee longs for a pretty bed jacket for her birthday but seems destined to get more practical gifts, dishcloths and canning jars.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: The Bed Jacket Localized description: Aunt Bee longs for a pretty bed jacket for her birthday but seems destined to get more practical gifts, dishcloths and canning jars.
		02/28/2024 12:12 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Bank Job
	Barney is convinced that Opie's piggy bank is safer than the Mayberry bank -- and sets out to prove his point.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: The Bank Job Localized description: Barney is convinced that Opie's piggy bank is safer than the Mayberry bank -- and sets out to prove his point.
		02/28/2024 12:48 pm	Andy Griffith Show	One-Punch-Opie
	Opie must either learn how to box or lose prestige among his peers when a new boy moves into town.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: One-Punch-Opie Localized description: Opie must either learn how to box or lose prestige among his peers when a new boy moves into town.
		02/28/2024 1:24 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney and the Governor
	Barney hangs a parking ticket on the Governor's car, and refuses to tear it up.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Barney and the Governor Localized description: Barney hangs a parking ticket on the Governor's car, and refuses to tear it up.
		02/28/2024 2:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Sister-In-Law
	Ray tells Robert that Amy is a chatterbox because she wouldn't stop talking to him while he was watching a basketball game. Ray's comment hurt Amy, but Robert cutting her off while she is talking angers her.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Sister-In-Law Localized description: Ray tells Robert that Amy is a chatterbox because she wouldn't stop talking to him while he was watching a basketball game. Ray's comment hurt Amy, but Robert cutting her off while she is talking angers her.
		02/28/2024 2:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Power Of No
	Debra confronts Ray when she discovers that he's been withholding sex from her in order to shift the power of their relationship.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Power Of No Localized description: Debra confronts Ray when she discovers that he's been withholding sex from her in order to shift the power of their relationship.
		02/28/2024 3:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Pat's Secret
	Robert is shocked when he catches Pat smoking a cigarette, but is thrilled to be part of Pat's dirty little secret.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Pat's Secret Localized description: Robert is shocked when he catches Pat smoking a cigarette, but is thrilled to be part of Pat's dirty little secret.
		02/28/2024 3:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Finale
	In the Series Finale, Ray is admitted to the hospital for minor surgery, but unexpectedly falls into a coma. The family, fearing the worst, experiences a number of heart-warming flashbacks.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Finale Localized description: In the Series Finale, Ray is admitted to the hospital for minor surgery, but unexpectedly falls into a coma. The family, fearing the worst, experiences a number of heart-warming flashbacks.
		02/28/2024 4:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Pilot
	Debra wants a quiet birthday at home with Raymond. He tells his parents and brother there's no party. Ray gets caught in a lie when his nosy parents and brother show up anyway and catch Ray and Debra in a compromising position.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Pilot Localized description: Debra wants a quiet birthday at home with Raymond. He tells his parents and brother there's no party. Ray gets caught in a lie when his nosy parents and brother show up anyway and catch Ray and Debra in a compromising position.
		02/28/2024 4:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	I Love You
	Ray's in the dog house for not showing more affection. Debra really mad when he talks about their problem with his parents. After Ray confesses he can't say “I love you,” the whole family goes overboard.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: I Love You Localized description: Ray's in the dog house for not showing more affection. Debra really mad when he talks about their problem with his parents. After Ray confesses he can't say “I love you,” the whole family goes overboard.
		02/28/2024 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	I Wish I Were Gus
	As Ray is giving the eulogy at his favorite uncle's funeral, his Aunt Alda arrives to rekindle a family feud. Aunt Alda and her sister Marie haven't spoken since Ray and Debra's wedding seven years ago.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: I Wish I Were Gus Localized description: As Ray is giving the eulogy at his favorite uncle's funeral, his Aunt Alda arrives to rekindle a family feud. Aunt Alda and her sister Marie haven't spoken since Ray and Debra's wedding seven years ago.
		02/28/2024 6:00 pm	King of Queens	Holy Mackerel
	Doug & Carrie run into their priest at a fish store, and the couple agree to go to church regularly. Carrie starts praying for everything including shoe discounts & a promotion. Doug is against it, but then prays for football.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Holy Mackerel Localized description: Doug & Carrie run into their priest at a fish store, and the couple agree to go to church regularly. Carrie starts praying for everything including shoe discounts & a promotion. Doug is against it, but then prays for football.
		02/28/2024 6:30 pm	King of Queens	Kirbed Enthusiasm
	Deacon asks Doug to help coach his son's football team, and Doug ends up being dared to try out for a semi-pro team.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Kirbed Enthusiasm Localized description: Deacon asks Doug to help coach his son's football team, and Doug ends up being dared to try out for a semi-pro team.
		02/28/2024 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Mammary Lane
	Carrie babysits for Mr. Kaplan in hopes of getting on his good side, but his son can't stop grabbing her. Doug tries to make a worker at a bowling alley feel good by talking to her, and she thinks he is stalking her.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Mammary Lane Localized description: Carrie babysits for Mr. Kaplan in hopes of getting on his good side, but his son can't stop grabbing her. Doug tries to make a worker at a bowling alley feel good by talking to her, and she thinks he is stalking her.
		02/28/2024 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Business Affairs
	Doug goes to Carrie's office & meets her "work husband". He gets jealous of how close they are, even though Curt is gay. Carrie compares Curt to Deacon; they then compete to see who can spend more time with their "work spouse".
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Business Affairs Localized description: Doug goes to Carrie's office & meets her "work husband". He gets jealous of how close they are, even though Curt is gay. Carrie compares Curt to Deacon; they then compete to see who can spend more time with their "work spouse".
		02/28/2024 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Loaner Car
	Doug agrees to let Deacon borrow Carrie to make Thanksgiving dinner for his family. But when Deacon decides Holly is a better cook things start to get ugly.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Loaner Car Localized description: Doug agrees to let Deacon borrow Carrie to make Thanksgiving dinner for his family. But when Deacon decides Holly is a better cook things start to get ugly.
		02/28/2024 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Mentalo Case
	Carrie is trying to get her dad the perfect gift for Christmas. Doug wants to buy a toy that is a collector's item for himself and Deacon wants it too.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Mentalo Case Localized description: Carrie is trying to get her dad the perfect gift for Christmas. Doug wants to buy a toy that is a collector's item for himself and Deacon wants it too.
		02/28/2024 9:00 pm	Mom	Patient Zero and a Chocolate Fountain
	Christy and Bonnie's contentious relationship makes them unwelcome guests wherever they go.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: Patient Zero and a Chocolate Fountain Localized description: Christy and Bonnie's contentious relationship makes them unwelcome guests wherever they go.
		02/28/2024 9:35 pm	Mom	Fun Girl Stuff and Eternal Salvation
	Christy blames Bonnie when Roscoe announces he wants to go live with his father.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: Fun Girl Stuff and Eternal Salvation Localized description: Christy blames Bonnie when Roscoe announces he wants to go live with his father.
		02/28/2024 10:10 pm	Mom	Thigh Gap and a Rack of Lamb
	Christy and Bonnie try to help Jodi, a teenage addict they met at their meeting.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: Thigh Gap and a Rack of Lamb Localized description: Christy and Bonnie try to help Jodi, a teenage addict they met at their meeting.
		02/28/2024 10:45 pm	Mom	Mozzarella Sticks and a Gay Piano Bar
	After Christy and Bonnie get Jodi, a recovering drug addict back on her feet, they find themselves addicted to the rush of helping others and take on a new "project," Michelle.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: Mozzarella Sticks and a Gay Piano Bar Localized description: After Christy and Bonnie get Jodi, a recovering drug addict back on her feet, they find themselves addicted to the rush of helping others and take on a new "project," Michelle.
		02/28/2024 11:15 pm	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down
	Christine and Barb go on a double date, but only one gets asked out a second time. Guest star TIM DeKAY (a.k.a. Bizarro Jerry on "Seinfeld") appears as Christine's date, Patrick.
Localized series title: The New Adventures of Old Christine Localized episode title: Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down Localized description: Christine and Barb go on a double date, but only one gets asked out a second time. Guest star TIM DeKAY (a.k.a. Bizarro Jerry on "Seinfeld") appears as Christine's date, Patrick.
		02/28/2024 11:50 pm	The New Adventures of Old Christine	So You Think You Can Date
	Richard joins Christine and her new boyfriend, Patrick (recurring guest star TIM DeKAY), on a dinner date.
Localized series title: The New Adventures of Old Christine Localized episode title: So You Think You Can Date Localized description: Richard joins Christine and her new boyfriend, Patrick (recurring guest star TIM DeKAY), on a dinner date.
		02/29/2024 12:25 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Self-Esteem Tempura
	Christine is thrilled when a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a television commercial after his shockingly great performance in a school play, but Richard refuses to let him go. Who will win the argument?
Localized series title: The New Adventures of Old Christine Localized episode title: Self-Esteem Tempura Localized description: Christine is thrilled when a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a television commercial after his shockingly great performance in a school play, but Richard refuses to let him go. Who will win the argument?
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		02/29/2024 2:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Return of Barney Fife
	Barney makes a triumphal return to Mayberry to attend his high school reunion.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Return of Barney Fife Localized description: Barney makes a triumphal return to Mayberry to attend his high school reunion.
		02/29/2024 2:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Legend of Barney Fife
	Barney, is shamed into displaying his "legendary courage" by going after an escaped convict.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Legend of Barney Fife Localized description: Barney, is shamed into displaying his "legendary courage" by going after an escaped convict.
		02/29/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Lost and Found
	Aunt Bee collects insurance for the loss of an antique jeweled pin after she spends the money she finds the missing
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Lost and Found Localized description: Aunt Bee collects insurance for the loss of an antique jeweled pin after she spends the money she finds the missing
		02/29/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Wyatt Earp Rides Again
	An impostor takes the town of Mayberry when he introduces himself as Clarence Earp, descendent of the famous Wyatt.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Wyatt Earp Rides Again Localized description: An impostor takes the town of Mayberry when he introduces himself as Clarence Earp, descendent of the famous Wyatt.
		02/29/2024 4:00 am	MASH	Kim
	Hawkeye operates on a 5-year old Korean boy, and Radar can't find his family. Henry plans to send him to the orphanage, and the camp enjoys his company while they can. Trapper decides to adopt him after consulting his wife, and
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Kim Localized description: Hawkeye operates on a 5-year old Korean boy, and Radar can't find his family. Henry plans to send him to the orphanage, and the camp enjoys his company while they can. Trapper decides to adopt him after consulting his wife, and
		02/29/2024 4:35 am	MASH	L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel)
	Corporal Walker is being sent home, and he wants to marry his Korean girl so she and their baby can return with him. CID sends Lt Willis to investigate, but when he refuses Hawkeye and Trapper frame him. Hawkeye is upset that a
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel) Localized description: Corporal Walker is being sent home, and he wants to marry his Korean girl so she and their baby can return with him. CID sends Lt Willis to investigate, but when he refuses Hawkeye and Trapper frame him. Hawkeye is upset that a
		02/29/2024 5:10 am	MASH	The Trial Of Henry Blake
	Majors Houlihan and Burns press charges against Colonel Blake to get him arrested and put Frank in charge, and put Hawkeye and trapper under arrest so that they can't help him. Fortunately for Henry, they escape, and with the ai
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: The Trial Of Henry Blake Localized description: Majors Houlihan and Burns press charges against Colonel Blake to get him arrested and put Frank in charge, and put Hawkeye and trapper under arrest so that they can't help him. Fortunately for Henry, they escape, and with the ai

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