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03/04/2024 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug & Carrie have Thanksgiving at their house with all their friends. A strange man with an eye patch appears, asks to use the phone, and ends up staying for many hours. Carrie thinks he might be a murderer & wants him out. | |||||
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03/04/2024 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie loses her job, and Doug is annoyed that she does nothing all day when he is struggling to help them survive. Instead of job hunting, Carrie decides to make decorative cell phone covers, which look awful. | |||||
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03/04/2024 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie starts to work at IPS with Doug when the company gets busy during the holiday season. Doug can't stand this and begins suffering everyday. Arthur tries to get friends to be in a Christmas card with him. | |||||
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03/04/2024 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie have an arguement about what lead them to their current home, so they tell the story of what happened when they were house-hunting. Doug initially wanted a terrible house and Carrie hated it. | |||||
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03/04/2024 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's boyfriend promises Jerry a good deal on a new car. | |||||
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03/04/2024 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine accidentally tosses out a friend's fur coat; Jerry and George disagree over the need for a wallet. | |||||
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03/04/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's harsh critique of an actress launches her career; an enigmatic cartoon inspires Elaine. | |||||
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03/04/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Kramer hides the keys for his new strongbox in Jerry's apartment, George and Elaine each look for ways out of their respective romantic relationships. | |||||
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03/04/2024 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Kramer moves to Florida, Jerry buys his dad an electronic organizer; George pretends to have a summer home in order to avoid his late fiancee's parents. | |||||
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03/04/2024 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine discovers her boyfriend is very religious as Jerry wonders if his latest girlfriend has been totally honest with him. | |||||
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03/05/2024 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry turns in Uncle Leo for shoplifting while George is forced to buy an expensive book he was caught reading in the store's bathroom. | |||||
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03/05/2024 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As George sets out to preserve his high score on an old arcade game, a serial killer's presence forces Jerry into a relationship he doesn't like. | |||||
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03/05/2024 1:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/05/2024 1:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/05/2024 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl, settled over a jug of corn liquor. | |||||
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03/05/2024 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee's original song about Mayberry is a hit when it's played by a Rock N' roll star on his television show. | |||||
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03/05/2024 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie's friendship with an athletically superior little girl blossoms when she follows the advice of an older female and adopts the clinging vine approach. | |||||
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03/05/2024 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober blackballs county clerk Howard when he applies for membership in the Mayberry men's lodge. | |||||
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03/05/2024 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| A riotous episode in which Hawkeye will do anything to get a new pair of boots: In order to get Zale to get him some, he must get an appointment for Zale with Futterman, the camp dentist, who will only do it if Henry will give h | |||||
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03/05/2024 4:35 am |
MASH |
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| Private Baker, who is always going AWOL, is desperate for plastic surgery on his nose. Hawkeye gets an old friend, and plastic surgeon, to visit the camp, promising him a nurse called "The Barracuda". They put together an elabor | |||||
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03/05/2024 5:10 am |
MASH |
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| A Korean family set up camp in the middle of the compound. A Korean woman with a baby comes looking for the father, and names Radar. Civilian affairs relocates the family and blood tests prove Radar is not the father. | |||||
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03/05/2024 5:45 am |
Bonanza |
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| Adam's friend Danny Morgan likes to take a rides at night, singing and playing his guitar. When a woman is murdered someone says they heard Danny singing at the time of the murder so he is arrested. But Adam doesn't believe it. | |||||
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03/05/2024 6:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A slick talking salesman, attended by three dissatisfied customers, is rescued by a farm widow. | |||||
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03/05/2024 7:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon has a long, hard ride back to Dodge City with a prisoner whose gang pursues them doggedly. | |||||
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03/05/2024 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt is forced to slay an old friend when the man becomes a murderer, following his fanatic opposition to bounty hunter's killing a renegade wolf. | |||||
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03/05/2024 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| In Matt's absence, deputy Newly O'Brien tracks down a wanted man, saves him from the bounty hunters, and finally establishes his innocence. | |||||
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03/05/2024 11:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy, Barney and Gomer are a trio of laughs as they tread the boards of a "haunted house." | |||||
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03/05/2024 11:36 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Ernest T. Bass is a mountain man very disgruntled with being rejected by the army. | |||||
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03/05/2024 12:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A visiting preacher urges the residents of Mayberry to relax and enjoy the simple pleasures of life -- leading to more work for all. | |||||
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03/05/2024 12:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee is the unwilling to object of matrimony when mountaineer Brisco Darling comes a'courting | |||||
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03/05/2024 1:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Gossiping Gomer Pyle, moves in with the sheriff when he loses his job and home at the filling station. | |||||
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03/05/2024 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Sick of reading Ally the same stories night after night, Debra decides to try her hand at writing a children's book. Feeling great about doing something other than being a mom, she invites Ray to write the story with her. | |||||
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03/05/2024 2:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is feeling guilty about only getting his dad a card for his 65th birthday. He makes up for it by buying Frank a beautiful, gigantic aquarium. At first Frank adores the gift, but after one fish dies, he starts to hate it. | |||||
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03/05/2024 3:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| At Debra's insistence, Ray takes her to his 20th high school reunion, and it's even worse than he expected. It turns out that Debra is one of the cool people who hated him and used to throw him into the girl's bathroom. | |||||
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03/05/2024 3:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Marie crashes and ultimately ruins her Tupperware party, Debra decides that the day has finally come to tell Ray's mom she can't stand her being so critical, intrusive, and overbearing and she takes pen to paper. | |||||
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03/05/2024 4:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife and he's willing to try anything and everything to have his holiday wish come true. | |||||
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03/05/2024 4:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Feeling left out when he thinks that his father selectively asked his brother to join a Civil War re-enactment, Ray voluntarily enlists for the Battle of Gettysburg. | |||||
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03/05/2024 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray's Zia Sarina comes to visit from Italy to help Ally with a school project on family trees, he's thrilled to finally meet a relative whom the whole family likes. Ray thinks it's too good to be true, and he is right. | |||||
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03/05/2024 6:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie starts to work at IPS with Doug when the company gets busy during the holiday season. Doug can't stand this and begins suffering everyday. Arthur tries to get friends to be in a Christmas card with him. | |||||
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03/05/2024 6:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Since Doug & Carrie have watched Deacon & Kelly's kids so much, they ask Deacon & Kelly to watch Arthur for a night. Trouble arises when they ignore Carrie's warnings about what happens when Arthur eats spicy food. | |||||
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03/05/2024 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug runs into an ex-girlfriend at an art gallery with Carrie. He does not want contact with her, but Carrie initially likes her, and they begin hanging out; soon she wants to stop seeing Trish because she is extremely annoying. | |||||
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03/05/2024 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug is sent to the hospital to have his appendix removed. When Carrie is visiting Doug, she hears him talking about other women in his sleep and she gets jealous about it. | |||||
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03/05/2024 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug has a new delivery route and has to deliver to a guy that always answers the door in nothing but a towel. Carrie takes up dog walking to make extra cash. Arthur has a burial plot to sell, but accidentally gives it away. | |||||
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03/05/2024 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Deacon has a new friend, but it turns out that his new friend is Doug's old enemy from high school. This causes trouble with their friendship because Doug still hates the him for telling people he ate food out of the trash can. | |||||
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03/05/2024 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| When Jerry starts sleeping with his maid, her work begins to decline; George decides he wants a nickname. | |||||
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03/05/2024 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| In this final episode of the series, Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer are arrested for their callous indifference to a car jacking victim. | |||||
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03/05/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| In this final episode of the series, Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer are arrested for their callous indifference to a car jacking victim. | |||||
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03/05/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry is ecstatic that a woman he met on the road is coming to stay with him in New York, but his flabbergasted when he discovers she's engaged to be married. | |||||
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03/05/2024 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and his ex-girlfriend Elaine discover the true meaning of friendship when Jerry decides to pursue romance with a gorgeous friend of Elaine's. | |||||
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03/05/2024 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| When Jerry's apartment is broken into, George persuades him to look at a new one. But the decision to move sets off an unhappy chain of events as Elaine wants to rent Jerry's old place, and George really wants his new one. | |||||
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03/06/2024 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry finds that trying to end a friendship with Joel, a guy he's known and disliked for years, is harder than breaking up with a woman. | |||||
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03/06/2024 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry invests in the stock market on a hot tip from George. | |||||
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03/06/2024 1:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/06/2024 1:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/06/2024 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The Mayberry barbershop quartet loses its tenor on the eve of the singing contest so Andy drafts a prisoner with an antisocial philosophy but a beautiful voice. | |||||
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03/06/2024 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy umpires a crucial junior baseball game when one of his decisions loses the game for Mayberry he becomes the town pariah. | |||||
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03/06/2024 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee buys a blonde wig and upsets Andy and the rest of Mayberry | |||||
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03/06/2024 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and the town of Mayberry undergo a trying experience when the hillbilly Darling family comes into a fortune of 300 dollars. | |||||
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03/06/2024 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| While there are no casualties, Hawkeye & Trapper crate up Frank while he sleeps and receive gorilla suits through the mail. Henry gets a tan and gives another sex orientation lecture. When the wounded start pouring in again, the | |||||
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03/06/2024 4:35 am |
MASH |
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| The supply lines to the camp are cut. Radar, the housing officer, starts doubling people up to save fuel and Klinger is thrown out of the nurse's tent. People start burning everything to stay warm while Frank wears his heated so | |||||
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03/06/2024 5:10 am |
MASH |
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| Burns tries to slap a dishonorable discharge on a decorated soldier who admits to being a homosexual, Private Weston. Weston: "Two guys got beaten up in my outfit. One colored, the other homosexual. As you can see, Doc., I'm not | |||||
