Schedules
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03/12/2024 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Much to the confusion of the Heffernan's, Deacon and Kelly are disinterested in purchasing the house next door to Doug and Carrie when it goes on sale. | |||||
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03/12/2024 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug starts receiving fan mail from someone who saw his performance at a karaoke club, he lets the attention go to his head, only to have his ego shattered when the emails suddenly stop coming. | |||||
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03/12/2024 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug runs into his old pal Ray Barone, and both wives happen to be out of town, they decide they're long overdue for a guys' night out. | |||||
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03/12/2024 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays. Arthur and Spence attempt to write a Christmas song so they can cash in on the holiday, but soon realize it is going nowhere. | |||||
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03/12/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Against their better judgment, Jerry and Elaine decide to play matchmaker for the jobless, dateless and possibly hopeless George, setting him up with a single friend of Elaine's. | |||||
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03/12/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/12/2024 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/12/2024 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/13/2024 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/13/2024 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/13/2024 1:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/13/2024 1:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/13/2024 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/13/2024 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/13/2024 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and aunt Bee learn their ancestor was the state's biggest swindler, just before the town of Mayberry unveils his statue as a hero. | |||||
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03/13/2024 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication and Andy faces the disquieting prospect of being the fiancee of a celebrity. | |||||
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03/13/2024 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Opie face the difficult problem of helping an old milk-wagon horse find contentment in retirement | |||||
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03/13/2024 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie insists on studying piano until he finds out that football practice and piano practice are incompatible. | |||||
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03/13/2024 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| A local dog bites Radar, and the camp conducts a search to find the pooch, so that Radar doesn't have to undergo a series of painful rabies vaccinations. Hawkeye defies Frank, to take care of a GI who's suffering from a case of | |||||
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03/13/2024 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| A Greek Colonel thanks the 4077th by giving them food and drink for an Easter celebration. Bu the feast is foiled when softhearted Radar saves the main course from the spit - a lamb, which Radar tricks Henry into giving a medica | |||||
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03/13/2024 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| The camp is under fire and is swamped with wounded. They are being attacked by their own artillery in a frightening "friendly fire" incident. Trapper and Margaret get trapped in the Supply Tent together. Frank's jealousy of Trap | |||||
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03/13/2024 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Louie Pheeters, found intoxicated beside a dying man and unable to remember what took place, is accused of murder. | |||||
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03/13/2024 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A young schoolmarm's unscrupulous relatives descend on Dodge City to begin a moonshining operation. | |||||
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03/13/2024 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| When Festus helps a woman school teacher get to Cimarion territory, they both become hostages of a family of hide thieves. | |||||
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03/13/2024 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A pretty, blind girl influences deputy Newly O'Brien's efforts to arrest a horse thief. | |||||
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03/13/2024 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee invited relatives to Mayberry for a visit and Andy becomes concerned when Uncle Ollie borrows the patrol car to go fishing. | |||||
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03/13/2024 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Ernest T. Bass goes back to school when his girl spurns him as an illiterate. He quickly proves he won't win any gold stars for deportment of scholarship. | |||||
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03/13/2024 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee's old beau, a practical joker, shows up in Mayberry and resumes his courtship. Andy has misgivings. | |||||
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03/13/2024 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney's attempts to train an old mutt (named Blue) as a police dog coincide with a manhunt for an escaped criminal. | |||||
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03/13/2024 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney and Thelma Lou have a lovers' quarrel. Andy tries to help but only succeeds in getting caught in the middle. | |||||
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03/13/2024 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra are discouraged when they realize that their sex life isn't what it used to be. Ray and Debra shrug it off by assuring each other that it's not an unusual occurrence for older couples to experience. | |||||
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03/13/2024 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Upon drafting their wills, Ray and Debra must decide who would make the best guardians for their children. After pondering long and hard over their decision, Ray and Debra choose the two people who they feel would be best . | |||||
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03/13/2024 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra is upset when her hippie, free spirit sister decides to become...a sister. It's a good indication that something is up when Debra's sister, Jennifer, shows up for a visit with rosary beads and prayer cards as gifts. | |||||
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03/13/2024 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray hires his overwhelmingly annoying cousin Gerard to assist him, and Debra points out how alike the two men are, Ray is mortified. | |||||
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03/13/2024 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is bewildered, but not altogether displeased when Debra starts initiating sex on a more than regular basis. He can't believe his luck when as a result of Debra's new behavior it's as if he and she were newlyweds again. | |||||
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03/13/2024 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Inspired by how well the Barones got along at Thanksgiving dinner, Debra is intent on finding a way to improve her relationship with Marie. | |||||
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03/13/2024 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While discussing the possibility of having to hold Michael back for another year of preschool, Ray is shocked to discover that he too was left back when he was that age. | |||||
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03/13/2024 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays. Arthur and Spence attempt to write a Christmas song so they can cash in on the holiday, but soon realize it is going nowhere. | |||||
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03/13/2024 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, he gets annoyed and tries to convince Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Dan. To do this, Doug borrows the baby so they can give parenting a test run. | |||||
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03/13/2024 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and his mom set off on a series of smaller poker games in order to come up with the $1,000 buy-in to play in the high stakes game. Meanwhile, Carrie tries to get rid of her accent to land a promotion at work. | |||||
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03/13/2024 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug & his friends secretly rent an apartment above their favorite restaurant as their own private hangout. Meanwhile, Carrie has to do something bizarre to keep her new client, Kirstie Alley, happy. | |||||
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03/13/2024 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug convinces Carrie that he can get rid of their bug problem and doesn't need to hire the creepy and expensive exterminator. But when his plan doesn't work, they have to sleep in the car while the house is treated. | |||||
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03/13/2024 10:00 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy considers giving up her dream of becoming a lawyer when Bonnie's ex-girlfriend, Jeanine offers her a lucrative job in real estate. Also, Adam is very curious about Bonnie's past with women. | |||||
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03/13/2024 10:35 pm |
Mom |
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| Bonnie fears she's become undesirable when she catches Adam smoking pot before sex, and Christy tries to smooth things over between them. | |||||
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03/13/2024 11:10 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy and Bonnie worry that Roscoe has a drug problem when Baxter and Candace catch him smoking pot. | |||||
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03/13/2024 11:45 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy and Bonnie rush to a sick Violet's side, only to find that having mono is the least of her worries. | |||||
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03/14/2024 12:15 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine feels left out as Richard and New Christine plan for their baby and decides she wants one too. TIM MEADOWS ("SNL") appears as Dr. Volk, New Christine's OB/GYN. | |||||
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03/14/2024 12:50 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine comes into some money and must decide whether to splurge on a designer dress or help starving children. ED BEGLEY JR. guest stars as Pastor Ed. | |||||
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03/14/2024 1:25 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine urges Ritchie's school principal (NANCY LENEHAN - "My Name Is Earl") to let the class take the subway on a field trip in order to learn real-world skills. | |||||
