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03/18/2024 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| After Doug tells Carrie his plans to leave her, she decides she wants to go to China and adopt the child they were going to get without him. Doug still wants this, so they race to get to the airport to get the baby. | |||||
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03/18/2024 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie plans on making a simple Thanksgiving dinner, but Arthur guilts her into making a big dinner like her mother used to. | |||||
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03/18/2024 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug's car breaks down and he has to buy a new one, but he can't afford it. | |||||
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03/18/2024 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug gets a $3000 dollar Christmas bonus and Carrie wants to invest it in the stock market. Doug can't handle it and keeps getting nervous when it falls. | |||||
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03/18/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| A valet's body odor haunts Jerry and Elaine; George discovers some surprising news about Susan. | |||||
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03/18/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/18/2024 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and George finally have their pilot produced by the network. | |||||
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03/18/2024 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and George finally have their pilot produced by the network. | |||||
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03/19/2024 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry learns an uncomfortable secret about his romance with Elaine. | |||||
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03/19/2024 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George's stolen glasses set off a bizarre chain of events. | |||||
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03/19/2024 1:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry is coerced into wearing a ridiculous "puffy" shirt designed by Kramer's girlfriend when he appears on the NBC News' "Today" with Bryant Gumbel. | |||||
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03/19/2024 1:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Worried about their investments, Jerry, Kramer and Newman search for clues to determine if their accountant's unexplained sniffle could be related to something he may have snorted. | |||||
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03/19/2024 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/19/2024 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/19/2024 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie joins a rock-and-roll group and starts getting failing grades in school. | |||||
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03/19/2024 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A visiting professor is attracted to Aunt Bee because she resembles his deceased wife. | |||||
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03/19/2024 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy opens a coin laundry to save money for Opie's college education. | |||||
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03/19/2024 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Howard proposes to Millie at the bakery where she works. | |||||
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03/19/2024 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Frank settles in as commanding officer, only to have a new one appointed over his head, one that, to his chagrin, fits in very well. | |||||
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03/19/2024 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| A freezing night, an artillery barrage that's coming too close, a patient going downhill, and Frank's searching Hot Lips' tent for his letters. | |||||
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03/19/2024 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| When Hawkeye's father is notified that he's dead, he finds it's no easy matter either to get word to him or to establish otherwise. | |||||
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03/19/2024 6:45 am |
Bonanza |
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| Hoss is on his way to see Bessie Sue Hightower when he finds himself being fired upon. His only refuge is a rundown cabin owned by an old prospector named Obie and his unusual dog Walter. | |||||
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03/19/2024 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A psychopathic outlaw takes over Dodge in Matt's absence, holding the town hostage as he awaits an expected gold shipment. | |||||
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03/19/2024 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Three teenage boys, on probation from the country jail, are welcomed in Dodge City--for a while. | |||||
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03/19/2024 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A vengeful ex-convict seeks reprisal against a former partner-in-crime who ran out on a train holdup. | |||||
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03/19/2024 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| When a renegade Indian kills Matt's friend, the Marshal pursues the killer high into the New Mexico mountains. | |||||
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03/19/2024 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie becomes a newspaper publisher and proceeds to put out a scandal sheet. He distributes free samples. | |||||
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03/19/2024 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee invents a beau. When she is pressed for a name, she names the butter and egg man who is married | |||||
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03/19/2024 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Two fast girls from Mt. Pilot get a speeding ticket and enjoy the attention they get from the law officers. | |||||
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03/19/2024 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Comedian Don Rickles guest stars as Newton Monroe, and itinerant peddler who seems unable to do anything right. | |||||
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03/19/2024 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney helps Opie with his school work, using a teaching method all his own. | |||||
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03/19/2024 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray fears that he will come down with something dreadful after someone sneezes on him. When Marie hears that Ray is under the weather, she doesn't waste any time in coddling her younger son with homemade chicken soup and TLC. | |||||
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03/19/2024 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray buys Debra an elaborate Christmas gift in the hopes that she will be so impressed, she will let him go on a weekend golf trip with his buddies. Ray believes he has the whole scenario worked out. | |||||
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03/19/2024 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray questions his manliness when everyone agrees that he's useless in an emergency. When Debra starts choking on a piece of food, she turns to Ray for help only to discover that he can't be counted on when it matters most. | |||||
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03/19/2024 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray's exhilaration over being sent to cover the Super Bowl for his newspaper is overshadowed by the fact that he must choose who will accompany him to the game. Ray sees the other reporters who have all brought their wives. | |||||
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03/19/2024 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is mortified when he realizes that Marie used to read his journal he kept as a teenager. When Marie blurts out an embarrassing incident from his past, he can't figure out how she could have possibly known that information. | |||||
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03/19/2024 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra is upset when she realizes during a Valentine's Day dinner with Ray, that they no longer have anything to talk about. Debra suggests that they get involved in each other's hobbies so they'll have something in common. | |||||
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03/19/2024 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is upset when he discovers that his twins, are playing fairies in the school play. At first he defends the boys against Frank's sarcastic comments about the situation. Ray later learns that the boys chose the role. | |||||
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03/19/2024 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie plans on making a simple Thanksgiving dinner, but Arthur guilts her into making a big dinner like her mother used to. | |||||
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03/19/2024 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug's car breaks down and he has to buy a new one, but he can't afford it. | |||||
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03/19/2024 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie doesn't have many friends, so Doug finds her one, but then Carrie starts spending too much time with her. | |||||
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03/19/2024 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie's friend and her husband are over for dinner and Carrie invites them to spend Thanksgiving weekend with them. Doug hates her husband, so he convinces Spence to move out and stay with them so Carrie's friends can't. | |||||
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03/19/2024 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug gets a $3000 dollar Christmas bonus and Carrie wants to invest it in the stock market. Doug can't handle it and keeps getting nervous when it falls. | |||||
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03/19/2024 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie think back to the first time they met. Doug was working as a bouncer at a club, Carrie was out on a date with Richie even though she hated him, and Doug's date liked Richie. | |||||
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03/19/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine agree to be godparents to a couple's newborn boy, but they're apprehensive about the duties they must perform at the baby's first religious ceremony. | |||||
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03/19/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George tries to capitalize on Jerry's date with a deaf woman. | |||||
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03/19/2024 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine question Kramer's claim about a non-fat yogurt. | |||||
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03/19/2024 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber; George gets a job. | |||||
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03/20/2024 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend; Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name. | |||||
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03/20/2024 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place. | |||||
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03/20/2024 1:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion. | |||||
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03/20/2024 1:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/20/2024 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/20/2024 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/20/2024 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy learns the truth when he sees his cousin Bradford alight from a freight train but keeps quiet because Aunt Bee thinks he's a wealthy relative. | |||||
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03/20/2024 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy catches the flu and Goober takes over as his deputy. | |||||
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03/20/2024 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Howard quits his boring job as county clerk and becomes a Caribbean island beachcomber. | |||||
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03/20/2024 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober buys the gas station with financial backing from Andy and Emmett. | |||||
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03/20/2024 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Its quid pro quo at the 4077th: two bottles of Scotch for secret surgery, and a tank to scare off snipers for an unauthorized shot of penicillin. | |||||
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03/20/2024 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Radar is driving Hawk, B.J., Sherman, and Frank in a bus back from a "medical conference" when they get lost. They stop to see if they can find anything they recognize. When they decide to turn around, they find that the bus doe | |||||
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03/20/2024 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| It's Potter's anniversary. While Potter writes home, Frank and Hot Lips have a wood carving made for him, and Radar rescues a horse and makes him a present of it. | |||||
