Schedules
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03/19/2024 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie doesn't have many friends, so Doug finds her one, but then Carrie starts spending too much time with her. | |||||
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03/19/2024 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie's friend and her husband are over for dinner and Carrie invites them to spend Thanksgiving weekend with them. Doug hates her husband, so he convinces Spence to move out and stay with them so Carrie's friends can't. | |||||
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03/19/2024 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug gets a $3000 dollar Christmas bonus and Carrie wants to invest it in the stock market. Doug can't handle it and keeps getting nervous when it falls. | |||||
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03/19/2024 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie think back to the first time they met. Doug was working as a bouncer at a club, Carrie was out on a date with Richie even though she hated him, and Doug's date liked Richie. | |||||
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03/19/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine agree to be godparents to a couple's newborn boy, but they're apprehensive about the duties they must perform at the baby's first religious ceremony. | |||||
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03/19/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George tries to capitalize on Jerry's date with a deaf woman. | |||||
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03/19/2024 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine question Kramer's claim about a non-fat yogurt. | |||||
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03/19/2024 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber; George gets a job. | |||||
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03/20/2024 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend; Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name. | |||||
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03/20/2024 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place. | |||||
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03/20/2024 1:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion. | |||||
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03/20/2024 1:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/20/2024 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/20/2024 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/20/2024 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy learns the truth when he sees his cousin Bradford alight from a freight train but keeps quiet because Aunt Bee thinks he's a wealthy relative. | |||||
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03/20/2024 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy catches the flu and Goober takes over as his deputy. | |||||
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03/20/2024 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Howard quits his boring job as county clerk and becomes a Caribbean island beachcomber. | |||||
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03/20/2024 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober buys the gas station with financial backing from Andy and Emmett. | |||||
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03/20/2024 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Its quid pro quo at the 4077th: two bottles of Scotch for secret surgery, and a tank to scare off snipers for an unauthorized shot of penicillin. | |||||
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03/20/2024 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Radar is driving Hawk, B.J., Sherman, and Frank in a bus back from a "medical conference" when they get lost. They stop to see if they can find anything they recognize. When they decide to turn around, they find that the bus doe | |||||
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03/20/2024 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| It's Potter's anniversary. While Potter writes home, Frank and Hot Lips have a wood carving made for him, and Radar rescues a horse and makes him a present of it. | |||||
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03/20/2024 6:45 am |
Bonanza |
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| Jud Lally has never told anyone he has a twin brother. Thus, no one has reason to be suspicious when his brother, Rube, makes him switch places so he can go with Joe to pick up a valuable stallion that Rube intends to steal. | |||||
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03/20/2024 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A young drifter kidnaps Kitty and holds her captive in a ghost town to lure Doc Adams, Festus and Matt to the area. | |||||
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03/20/2024 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| The son of a wealthy rancher escapes from prison and is captured by a bounty hunter who attempts to blackmail the youth's family. | |||||
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03/20/2024 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Doc Adams considers it a threat to both him and his patients when a woman doctor arrives to become his replacement. | |||||
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03/20/2024 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A heavy-handed land baron refuses to turn his two sons over to Marshal Dillon for a crime they have committed. | |||||
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03/20/2024 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie tries to win a birthday present for his father at a carnival, not realizing that the carnival shooting gallery is crooked. | |||||
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03/20/2024 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Jerry Van Dyke guest stars as a carnival's destitute banjo player. He also proves to be an inept lawman when he is hired in Barney's absence. | |||||
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03/20/2024 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy Taylor's son, Opie, demands that their new housekeeper be fired after the old one leaves to get married. | |||||
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03/20/2024 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy Griffith gives the state troopers an object lesson in the efficiency of a country sheriff when a dangerous criminal escapes. | |||||
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03/20/2024 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A hometown guitar player auditions from a jail cell, with a dance in an adjacent cell. | |||||
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03/20/2024 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert gets a surprise visit from Stefania, the woman he fell in love with in Italy. Robert's excitement quickly gives way to annoyance when he witnesses a few of her idiosyncrasies. Robert has to rethink his feelings for her. | |||||
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03/20/2024 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray purchases a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door to door saleswoman and it ignites a housekeeping war between Marie and Debra. Debra finds out why the saleswoman came to the door in the first place. | |||||
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03/20/2024 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that holds sentimental value and Debra insists that she has already given it back. Debra is surprised when she realizes she still has the canister. | |||||
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03/20/2024 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra becomes angry when Ray contributes $1,000 to his friends' scheme to open a go-cart business without first consulting her. Ray retaliates by saying that he can do what he wants with the money, since he earns the paycheck. | |||||
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03/20/2024 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Marie gathers Robert's ex-girlfriends and his female police partner, together so they can dissect his character in an effort to help her better understand why her eldest son can't commit to a relationship. | |||||
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03/20/2024 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray realizes that his kids would rather spend time with their Uncle Robert than with him. Robert comments that it seems as though Ray finds it boring to be around his kids. Ray makes an effort to spend more time with them. | |||||
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03/20/2024 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Although Debra has been aware that her parents have been having problems, she is devastated to learn that they are planning to separate after 40 years of marriage. This makes Debra worry about her own marriage. | |||||
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03/20/2024 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie can't decide what to do about their vacation. | |||||
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03/20/2024 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug decides he is too fat, and vows to lose 30 pounds. | |||||
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03/20/2024 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie are arguing about who was the first one to tell each other "I love you". They think back to the day it happened, the day when Doug first met Carrie's family. | |||||
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03/20/2024 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug decides he can't take his car anymore and buys a new one against Carrie's wishes. IPS goes on strike a few days later, and Carrie is forced to work overtime to pay for it. | |||||
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03/20/2024 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| The IPS strike is still going so Doug gets a job substitute teaching at the school where his sister works. | |||||
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03/20/2024 10:00 pm |
Mom |
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| When a heartbroken Bonnie drives everyone crazy, Christy begs Adam to take her back. | |||||
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03/20/2024 10:35 pm |
Mom |
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| When Bonnie discovers that Adam is still close with his ex-wife, Danielle, Christy worries the emotional fallout could jeopardize Bonnie's sobriety. | |||||
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03/20/2024 11:10 pm |
Mom |
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| When Christy and Adam get into a car accident, Bonnie is hurt to discover she is neither of their emergency contacts. | |||||
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03/20/2024 11:45 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy helps Jill adjust to being a new foster mother; and Bonnie has trouble convincing her tenants that she's a good building manager. | |||||
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03/21/2024 12:15 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine feels pressured to throw an extravagant party for Ritchie's ninth birthday, his first involving children from his new private school. | |||||
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03/21/2024 12:50 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine tries to behave maturely when Richard brings "new" Christine to breakfast with Ritchie so they can get to know each other. | |||||
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03/21/2024 1:25 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments between the two women. | |||||
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03/21/2024 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/21/2024 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/21/2024 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The head of a local TV station enlists Aunt Bee to do a nightly cooking show, having heard about her cooking. Although she may not exude great professionalism, she has that extra "naturalness" that they're looking for. But her m | |||||
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03/21/2024 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Emmett is needled into becoming an insurance salesman by his wife and her brother, a successful broker. | |||||
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03/21/2024 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie breaks a bottle of expensive perfume on his new job as a drug store clerk. | |||||
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03/21/2024 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A $500 bequest to the Mayberry church almost provokes a schism over how to spend it. | |||||
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03/21/2024 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th plays host to kids bombed out of their orphanage, and at the same time has to deliver a baby and care for battle casualties. | |||||
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03/21/2024 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Intelligence officer Colonel Flagg, and psychiatrist Sidney Freedman, grapples over the fate of a wounded officer, Captain Chandler, who claims to be Jesus Christ. Perhaps the most poignant scene is when Radar asks Chandler to b | |||||
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03/21/2024 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| B.J. writes home to his wife, Peg, reporting Klinger's escape attempts, the visit of a formidable chaplain, and one of Frank's goof-ups. | |||||
