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04/01/2024 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug starts hanging out with Joe, a driver at Priority Plus, his fellow drivers lose all respect for him. When Joe invites Doug to a concert, he realizes that Joe was acting friendly only so he could play a trick on Doug. | |||||
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04/01/2024 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Carries tells Doug to find a way to invest their tax return check, Doug decides to buy an ice cream truck he sees for sale. Thinking this is a good way to make money, he sets out to sell ice cream. | |||||
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04/01/2024 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug and Carrie are not invited to the block party, Doug shows up anyway and ends up adopting a dog to prove he is a good person. He realizes a dog is a lot of work and wants to find a way to return it without looking bad. | |||||
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04/01/2024 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Deacon's son draws a picture of Arthur with crooked teeth, Arthur decides he needs braces. Doug uses this idea to try to improve Carrie by having Deacon's son draw a picture of her flat-chested. | |||||
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04/01/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George frets about being suspected of killing his fiancee, Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend | |||||
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04/01/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract women. | |||||
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04/01/2024 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's strange dancing loses her employees' respect; George cultivates a "bad boy" image; Jerry becomes an underground legend after he makes a bootleg videotape of a new movie. | |||||
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04/01/2024 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George tries to woo a photo store employee with pictures of himself; Elaine discovers her reputation is making it difficult to get medical treatment; Kramer offers to get a refund for Jerry's broken stereo. | |||||
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04/02/2024 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's promotion of a mail room clerk sparks a mutiny; Jerry discovers his girlfriend's mentor is dating Bania; Kramer brings Frank out of retirement to cook. | |||||
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04/02/2024 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's fame in Japan endears Kramer to a group of tourists and inspires George to revive their TV pilot. | |||||
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04/02/2024 1:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As a restaurant's bright lights keep Kramer awake, Elaine's job is threatened after she buys George an expensive hat on the company's account. | |||||
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04/02/2024 1:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine; Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school. | |||||
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04/02/2024 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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04/02/2024 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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04/02/2024 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee collects insurance for the loss of an antique jeweled pin after she spends the money she finds the missing | |||||
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04/02/2024 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| An impostor takes the town of Mayberry when he introduces himself as Clarence Earp, descendent of the famous Wyatt. | |||||
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04/02/2024 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy faces some brand new problems when aunt Bee buys a second-hand car. | |||||
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04/02/2024 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Reluctant Opie attends his first dancing party, and discovers dancing is fun, even with girls. | |||||
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04/02/2024 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| While Colonel Potter goes to Tokyo on R&R, his horse develops colic. Klinger becomes chronically depressed, and Hot Lips gets appendicitis. The horse is flushed out with a hose, Hawkeye and B.J. perform an appendectomy on Hot Li | |||||
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04/02/2024 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| After Potter orders Radar to move a Korean spirit post believed to ward off evil spirits, things mysteriously begin to go wrong. When an old Korean man is brought into camp for medical attention, he refuses surgery unless the sp | |||||
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04/02/2024 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| After Hawkeye bemoans the young age of the wounded, he appears to develop problems. Sleepwalking and bad dreams, according to Sidney Freedman, are taking Hawkeye back to a simple time, but the horrors of war continue to intrude. | |||||
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04/02/2024 6:45 am |
Bonanza |
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| When a Virginia City newspaper prints Charles Dicken's novels as serials, with negative reviews, he goes to the newspaper office to confront them. As he walks into a ransacked office, Dickens is arresed for a crime he didn't do. | |||||
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04/02/2024 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An old trailblazer sets out to track down the slayer of a woman who had befriended him. | |||||
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04/02/2024 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Seven homeless children en route from a Kansas orphanage to California find a Christmas they have never known. | |||||
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04/02/2024 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A young man is caught in the web of a trumped-up rustling charge, jailbreak and murder. | |||||
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04/02/2024 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Critically injured Matt Dillon finds himself allied with a boy, a feeble old man and a young woman. | |||||
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04/02/2024 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The small-town methods of Mayberry prove more effective that the attempts of the State Police in the capture of a criminal. | |||||
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04/02/2024 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie learns how to be a good loser. | |||||
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04/02/2024 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy's diplomacy and modern engineering techniques are required to upgrade the music of the Mayberry choir. | |||||
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04/02/2024 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Barney are hard pressed when Mayberry's guest of honor turns out to be a pickpocket. | |||||
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04/02/2024 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy uses his wits to help a struggling salesman stay in Mayberry despite strong pressure from the competition. | |||||
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04/02/2024 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra assures Ray she‘ll be on time for an important awards dinner, Ray hopes for the best and waits for her. But when she misses their 6:30 PM departure deadline, Ray decides to teach her a lesson in lateness. | |||||
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04/02/2024 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray takes Ally dress shopping and is disgusted when he finds out that he has to shell out a small fortune so that she can attend the party of a girl whose mother Ray loves to hate. | |||||
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04/02/2024 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert gets caught in the middle when Marie and Amy argue about whether he should retire from the police force. | |||||
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04/02/2024 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After including stories about Robert, Frank and Marie in his speech, Ray is horrified when Amy clues him in on his huge omission. Feeling guilty for this major oversight, Ray must now figure out a way to make it up to Debra. | |||||
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04/02/2024 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Amy's parents put Robert on the defensive when they point out his strange habit of touching food to his chin before he eats it. | |||||
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04/02/2024 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When the MacDougalls are invited to spend Easter with the Barones, the families attempt to bond over a 500-piece puzzle. | |||||
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04/02/2024 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Robert informs Ray that Amy filled him in on some juicy gossip about him, Ray decides to get even with Debra by sharing some nasty secrets of his own. | |||||
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04/02/2024 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Deacon and Kelly buy a lake house, Carrie convinces Doug that they were able to afford it because they are so cheap. When Doug & Carrie go to the new home, they decide to get back at them by making them pay for everything. | |||||
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04/02/2024 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug, in an effort to be more healthy decides to become a vegetarian, which angers Carrie when he decides to push his new beliefs on her. | |||||
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04/02/2024 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug runs into an old friend at his high school reunion and they decide to play a prank on the principle to get revenge for an event of the past. | |||||
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04/02/2024 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When an apartment in Manhattan becomes available to Doug and Carrie, Carrie sees it as a chance to live out her dream of living in the city, but Doug wants nothing to do with it. | |||||
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04/02/2024 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur's wedding day is here but he soon finds himself without a bride when Ava St. Clair leaves him for not being gay. Doug, still mad at Carrie, decides he is going to divorce her, and shows up drunk at the wedding. | |||||
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04/02/2024 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| After Doug tells Carrie his plans to leave her, she decides she wants to go to China and adopt the child they were going to get without him. Doug still wants this, so they race to get to the airport to get the baby. | |||||
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04/02/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new apartment; Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much sought-after transfer to Hawaii. | |||||
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04/02/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As a bad check threatens to ruin Jerry's reputation, raising chickens involves Kramer in illegal cockfighting; George dates a women's prison inmate. | |||||
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04/02/2024 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry buys back a car his parents sold as the Costanzas decide to spend George's inheritance; Kramer can't sleep with his new girlfriend, while Peterman returns unexpectedly. | |||||
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04/02/2024 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry discovers he's been duped by a hapless tennis pro, George seeks revenge against a co-worker's cutting remarks; Kramer enlists Elaine's help in drafting a living will. | |||||
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04/03/2024 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry new girlfriend seems to goo to be true; George awards a scholarship to an average student; Elaine turns to Kramer for help in preparing Peterman's autobiography. | |||||
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04/03/2024 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| While Elaine suffers in a case of mistaken identity and an ex-friend fears Jerry's retribution, George avoids a girlfriend looking to break up. | |||||
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04/03/2024 1:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As George loses a prized keychain in a pothole, Kramer adopts a section of highway. | |||||
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04/03/2024 1:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's opinion of a film lands her in hot water; Kramer gets stuck with a trio of Cubans cigar rollers while George is obsessed with a beautiful woman's boyfriend. | |||||
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04/03/2024 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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04/03/2024 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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04/03/2024 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy has a problem with a band of gypsies come to town armed with old-world hocus-pocus and modern science | |||||
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04/03/2024 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober falls in love with the new waitress in town but as far as she's concerned, it is Andy who is the Blue Plate Special | |||||
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04/03/2024 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee agrees to week of baby sitting for her niece and finds the adorable infant adores everyone but her. | |||||
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04/03/2024 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Helen run into trouble when they promote a romance between the county clerk and the county nurse. | |||||
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04/03/2024 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Radar gets accepted into the "Famous Las Vegas Writers School", and begins to write his impressions of the camp. It happens to be Frank's birthday, so Hawkeye and B.J. stage a fight with each other to make Frank happy. Radar: "D | |||||
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04/03/2024 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Befuddled by a crossword puzzle, Hawkeye persuades his old friend Tippy Brooks, a whiz at puzzles, brought to camp. Tippy arrives with his commanding officer Admiral Prescot, thinking it's a medical emergency. Having scrubbed up | |||||
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04/03/2024 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Lieutenant Colonel Harold Beckett lies wounded in post-op waiting to get back to the front for five more days of combat duty to get his promotion. Meanwhile, Cho Lin, the Ping Pong champ, is engaged to Soony. He leaves to get he | |||||
