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		05/06/2024 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Precedent Nixin'
	Doug and Carrie are going to Florida to visit Doug's parents. Everything is going great until Doug and Carrie check into their hotel and realize it is filled with people on Spring Break.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Precedent Nixin' Localized description: Doug and Carrie are going to Florida to visit Doug's parents. Everything is going great until Doug and Carrie check into their hotel and realize it is filled with people on Spring Break.
		05/06/2024 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Foe: Pa
	Carrie has an interview at a prestigous real-estate firm, but Arthur ruins the interview by acting crazy in the lobby. Doug has to patch things up between them & Arthur is determined to fix everything he has screwed up for her.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Foe: Pa Localized description: Carrie has an interview at a prestigous real-estate firm, but Arthur ruins the interview by acting crazy in the lobby. Doug has to patch things up between them & Arthur is determined to fix everything he has screwed up for her.
		05/06/2024 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Tank Heaven
	Carrie wants to start hanging out with people from her office, but Doug hates the idea. She forces him to go along, and he tries to get back at her by doing embarrassing things while she is out of the room to drive them away.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Tank Heaven Localized description: Carrie wants to start hanging out with people from her office, but Doug hates the idea. She forces him to go along, and he tries to get back at her by doing embarrassing things while she is out of the room to drive them away.
		05/06/2024 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Alter Ego
	Spence finds out that his ex-girlfriend is getting married and wants to stop it. He gets his pals to go with him on the long drive. A series of complications make it difficult for the group to make it to the wedding on time.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Alter Ego Localized description: Spence finds out that his ex-girlfriend is getting married and wants to stop it. He gets his pals to go with him on the long drive. A series of complications make it difficult for the group to make it to the wedding on time.
		05/06/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	Seinfeld
	Jerry is ecstatic that a woman he met on the road is coming to stay with him in New York, but his flabbergasted when he discovers she's engaged to be married.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: Seinfeld Localized description: Jerry is ecstatic that a woman he met on the road is coming to stay with him in New York, but his flabbergasted when he discovers she's engaged to be married.
		05/06/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Stake Out
	Jerry and his ex-girlfriend Elaine discover the true meaning of friendship when Jerry decides to pursue romance with a gorgeous friend of Elaine's.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Stake Out Localized description: Jerry and his ex-girlfriend Elaine discover the true meaning of friendship when Jerry decides to pursue romance with a gorgeous friend of Elaine's.
		05/06/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Robbery
	When Jerry's apartment is broken into, George persuades him to look at a new one. But the decision to move sets off an unhappy chain of events as Elaine wants to rent Jerry's old place, and George really wants his new one.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Robbery Localized description: When Jerry's apartment is broken into, George persuades him to look at a new one. But the decision to move sets off an unhappy chain of events as Elaine wants to rent Jerry's old place, and George really wants his new one.
		05/06/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	Male Unbonding
	Jerry finds that trying to end a friendship with Joel, a guy he's known and disliked for years, is harder than breaking up with a woman.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: Male Unbonding Localized description: Jerry finds that trying to end a friendship with Joel, a guy he's known and disliked for years, is harder than breaking up with a woman.
		05/07/2024 12:00 am	Mom	Sober Wizard and a Woodshop Workshop
	Adam decides to go skiing for the first time since his accident.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: Sober Wizard and a Woodshop Workshop Localized description: Adam decides to go skiing for the first time since his accident.
		05/07/2024 12:30 am	Mom	Woo-Woo Lights and an Onside Kick
	Bonnie and the ladies indulge Jill.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: Woo-Woo Lights and an Onside Kick Localized description: Bonnie and the ladies indulge Jill.
		05/07/2024 1:00 am	Mom	S'Mores and a Sadness Cocoon
	Jill has an unexpected reaction when her dentist retires.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: S'Mores and a Sadness Cocoon Localized description: Jill has an unexpected reaction when her dentist retires.
		05/07/2024 1:30 am	Mom	Bloody Stumps and a Chemical Smell
	Tammy attempts to create boundaries with Marjorie.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: Bloody Stumps and a Chemical Smell Localized description: Tammy attempts to create boundaries with Marjorie.
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		05/07/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Battle of Mayberry
	Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl, settled over a jug of corn liquor.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Battle of Mayberry Localized description: Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl, settled over a jug of corn liquor.
		05/07/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	A Singer in Town
	Aunt Bee's original song about Mayberry is a hit when it's played by a Rock N' roll star on his television show.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: A Singer in Town Localized description: Aunt Bee's original song about Mayberry is a hit when it's played by a Rock N' roll star on his television show.
		05/07/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Girlfriend
	Opie's friendship with an athletically superior little girl blossoms when she follows the advice of an older female and adopts the clinging vine approach.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Opie's Girlfriend Localized description: Opie's friendship with an athletically superior little girl blossoms when she follows the advice of an older female and adopts the clinging vine approach.
		05/07/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Lodge
	Goober blackballs county clerk Howard when he applies for membership in the Mayberry men's lodge.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: The Lodge Localized description: Goober blackballs county clerk Howard when he applies for membership in the Mayberry men's lodge.
		05/07/2024 5:00 am	MASH	Goodbye, Cruel World
	Klinger redecorates his quarters, but the resultant ridicule he receives drives him to new heights in his efforts to get out of the Army. Meanwhile, the doctors are perplexed by the reaction of an Asian-American war hero who tri
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Goodbye, Cruel World Localized description: Klinger redecorates his quarters, but the resultant ridicule he receives drives him to new heights in his efforts to get out of the Army. Meanwhile, the doctors are perplexed by the reaction of an Asian-American war hero who tri
		05/07/2024 5:35 am	MASH	Dreams
	The 4077th can't escape the Korean War, even in its dreams. Exhausted after two days without sleep, members of the 4077th steal away for catnaps and experience dreams that reveal their fears, yearnings and frustrations.
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Dreams Localized description: The 4077th can't escape the Korean War, even in its dreams. Exhausted after two days without sleep, members of the 4077th steal away for catnaps and experience dreams that reveal their fears, yearnings and frustrations.
		05/07/2024 6:10 am	MASH	War Co-Respondent
	The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: War Co-Respondent Localized description: The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the
		05/07/2024 6:45 am	Bonanza	The Roper
	Will is home alone when army soldiers arrive at the Ponderosa with a prisoner named Hewitt. Soon after, Hewitt's men arrive & ambush the soldiers. Will realizes the men are waiting for Ben to return so they can get his money.
Localized series title: Bonanza Localized episode title: The Roper Localized description: Will is home alone when army soldiers arrive at the Ponderosa with a prisoner named Hewitt. Soon after, Hewitt's men arrive & ambush the soldiers. Will realizes the men are waiting for Ben to return so they can get his money.
		05/07/2024 7:50 am	Gunsmoke	Mail Drop
	A boy comes to Dodge City in search of his father only to learn that he is a wanted criminal.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: Mail Drop Localized description: A boy comes to Dodge City in search of his father only to learn that he is a wanted criminal.
		05/07/2024 8:55 am	Gunsmoke	Old Friend
	An embittered lawman seeks revenge against the men who destroyed his town and took away his wife.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: Old Friend Localized description: An embittered lawman seeks revenge against the men who destroyed his town and took away his wife.
		05/07/2024 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Favor
	Kitty's conscience is torn between her sense of obligation to a man who saved her life and her concern for the law and Matt Dillon.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: The Favor Localized description: Kitty's conscience is torn between her sense of obligation to a man who saved her life and her concern for the law and Matt Dillon.
		05/07/2024 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	Fandango
	Matt Dillon tries to bring a man to justice despite the onslaughts of an almost maniacal man wishing to exact his own revenge.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: Fandango Localized description: Matt Dillon tries to bring a man to justice despite the onslaughts of an almost maniacal man wishing to exact his own revenge.
		05/07/2024 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Mayberry Goes Bankrupt
	A citizen of Mayberry forestalls his eviction by trying to redeem a century-old municipal bond.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Mayberry Goes Bankrupt Localized description: A citizen of Mayberry forestalls his eviction by trying to redeem a century-old municipal bond.
		05/07/2024 12:36 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney on the Rebound
	Barney is almost thrown for a loss by a charming female con artist.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Barney on the Rebound Localized description: Barney is almost thrown for a loss by a charming female con artist.
		05/07/2024 1:12 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Hobo Friend
	Opie's friendship with a hobo begins to affect his ability to tell right from wrong.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Opie's Hobo Friend Localized description: Opie's friendship with a hobo begins to affect his ability to tell right from wrong.
		05/07/2024 1:48 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Crime Free Mayberry
	A bogus FBI agent and his accomplice nearly make off with the Mayberry Bank money.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Crime Free Mayberry Localized description: A bogus FBI agent and his accomplice nearly make off with the Mayberry Bank money.
		05/07/2024 2:24 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Perfect Female
	Andy is too obvious in his efforts to find out if a young lady meets his expectations.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: The Perfect Female Localized description: Andy is too obvious in his efforts to find out if a young lady meets his expectations.
		05/07/2024 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Thank You Notes
	When Amy becomes annoyed that Marie is already asking when she's going to send out their thank you notes from the wedding, Debra seizes the opportunity to convince her friend to join forces against her mother in-law.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Thank You Notes Localized description: When Amy becomes annoyed that Marie is already asking when she's going to send out their thank you notes from the wedding, Debra seizes the opportunity to convince her friend to join forces against her mother in-law.
		05/07/2024 3:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Home From School
	When Michael stays home from school for two days in a row, Ray suspects he has homework he hasn't finished. Everyone has an explanation for Michael's sudden aversion to school, but Ray decides to use the tough love approach.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Home From School Localized description: When Michael stays home from school for two days in a row, Ray suspects he has homework he hasn't finished. Everyone has an explanation for Michael's sudden aversion to school, but Ray decides to use the tough love approach.
		05/07/2024 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Misery Loves Company
	When Debra and Ray become embroiled in an argument in front of Robert, he tells Ray that in order to find happiness with Debra, he needs to be more affectionate with her.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Misery Loves Company Localized description: When Debra and Ray become embroiled in an argument in front of Robert, he tells Ray that in order to find happiness with Debra, he needs to be more affectionate with her.
		05/07/2024 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Contractor
	Tired of using Frank, Debra is pleased when she finds out Gianni can install a new stove in their kitchen. However, the thrill of having a contractor in the house gets old fast when Gianni takes his time to complete the job.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: The Contractor Localized description: Tired of using Frank, Debra is pleased when she finds out Gianni can install a new stove in their kitchen. However, the thrill of having a contractor in the house gets old fast when Gianni takes his time to complete the job.
		05/07/2024 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Peter on the Couch
	Although Robert initially tries to be civil with his houseguest, he finally loses it when Peter confronts him in front of Ray and Debra about why Robert is treating him so poorly. Ray reluctantly agrees to drive Peter home.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Peter on the Couch Localized description: Although Robert initially tries to be civil with his houseguest, he finally loses it when Peter confronts him in front of Ray and Debra about why Robert is treating him so poorly. Ray reluctantly agrees to drive Peter home.
		05/07/2024 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Liars
	When Ray lies to his mother to get out of spending the evening with her, the lie grows when Debra and the twins cover for him. Then, Robert tries to spill the beans and even more lies are told.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Liars Localized description: When Ray lies to his mother to get out of spending the evening with her, the lie grows when Debra and the twins cover for him. Then, Robert tries to spill the beans and even more lies are told.
		05/07/2024 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Surprise Party
	After Debra's mother, Lois, suggests throwing Debra an "old-fashioned English Tea Party," Ray reluctantly agrees. Later, Debra realizes Ray is planning something for her birthday and suggests he change the theme.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Surprise Party Localized description: After Debra's mother, Lois, suggests throwing Debra an "old-fashioned English Tea Party," Ray reluctantly agrees. Later, Debra realizes Ray is planning something for her birthday and suggests he change the theme.
		05/07/2024 7:05 pm	King of Queens	Icky Shuffle
	Carrie is sick and was supposed to be Arthur's partner in a shuffleboard tournament. Doug ends up taking her place, but is terrible. When he begins liking it, Arthur replaces him with Spence, a former shuffleboard champion.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Icky Shuffle Localized description: Carrie is sick and was supposed to be Arthur's partner in a shuffleboard tournament. Doug ends up taking her place, but is terrible. When he begins liking it, Arthur replaces him with Spence, a former shuffleboard champion.
		05/07/2024 7:40 pm	King of Queens	Awful Bigamy
	Holly gets kicked out of her apartment, and Arthur offers to let her stay in the basement. Carrie is very busy, and Holly starts cooking and cleaning to help. Doug learns what it is like to have an upstairs & downstairs wife.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Awful Bigamy Localized description: Holly gets kicked out of her apartment, and Arthur offers to let her stay in the basement. Carrie is very busy, and Holly starts cooking and cleaning to help. Doug learns what it is like to have an upstairs & downstairs wife.
		05/07/2024 8:15 pm	King of Queens	Lost Vegas
	Doug needs to find a way to get to Vegas for the weekend, so he decides to build up credit with Carrie by taking her to the spa. Arthur teaches Spence to count cards, and they test his skills at a church poker tournament.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Lost Vegas Localized description: Doug needs to find a way to get to Vegas for the weekend, so he decides to build up credit with Carrie by taking her to the spa. Arthur teaches Spence to count cards, and they test his skills at a church poker tournament.
		05/07/2024 8:50 pm	King of Queens	Dugan Groupie
	Carrie is put in charge of a group of people and has to get a project done. She works during the night and Doug begins to miss her, so he starts spending time with Arthur.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Dugan Groupie Localized description: Carrie is put in charge of a group of people and has to get a project done. She works during the night and Doug begins to miss her, so he starts spending time with Arthur.
		05/07/2024 9:25 pm	King of Queens	Furious Gorge
	Carrie gets fed up with Doug and his weight complex and convinces him to go to an overeaters group. Instead he walks into a meeting for people in abusive relationships. He starts blaming his overeating on Carrie & her anger.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Furious Gorge Localized description: Carrie gets fed up with Doug and his weight complex and convinces him to go to an overeaters group. Instead he walks into a meeting for people in abusive relationships. He starts blaming his overeating on Carrie & her anger.
		05/07/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Stock Tip
	Jerry invests in the stock market on a hot tip from George.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Stock Tip Localized description: Jerry invests in the stock market on a hot tip from George.
		05/07/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Ex-Girlfriend
	Jerry's best friend George is obsessed with finding a way to break up with his overbearing girlfriend. However, after dispensing his sage advice on the topic, Jerry finds himself in a similar agonizing position with the same woman.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Ex-Girlfriend Localized description: Jerry's best friend George is obsessed with finding a way to break up with his overbearing girlfriend. However, after dispensing his sage advice on the topic, Jerry finds himself in a similar agonizing position with the same woman.
		05/07/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Pony Remark
	Jerry feels responsible for his aunt's untimely death.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Pony Remark Localized description: Jerry feels responsible for his aunt's untimely death.
		05/07/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Jacket
	While shopping with Elaine, Jerry discovers a suede jacket that is totally irresistible in spite of its hefty price tag. After buying the jacket, Jerry learns an age-old truth: Clothes don't make the man.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Jacket Localized description: While shopping with Elaine, Jerry discovers a suede jacket that is totally irresistible in spite of its hefty price tag. After buying the jacket, Jerry learns an age-old truth: Clothes don't make the man.
		05/08/2024 12:00 am	Mom	Whip-Its and Emotionally Attuned Babies
	Jill finds herself attracted to Bonnie's therapist, Trevor.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: Whip-Its and Emotionally Attuned Babies Localized description: Jill finds herself attracted to Bonnie's therapist, Trevor.
		05/08/2024 12:30 am	Mom	Illegal Eels and the Cantaloupe Man
	The ladies struggle with love on Valentine's Day.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: Illegal Eels and the Cantaloupe Man Localized description: The ladies struggle with love on Valentine's Day.
		05/08/2024 1:00 am	Mom	Strutting Peacock and Father O'Leary
	Jill (JAIME PRESSLY) trades barbs with a worthy opponent.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: Strutting Peacock and Father O'Leary Localized description: Jill (JAIME PRESSLY) trades barbs with a worthy opponent.
		05/08/2024 1:30 am	Mom	Tiny Dancer and an Impromptu Picnic
	Jill struggles to make sense of a messy new relationship.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: Tiny Dancer and an Impromptu Picnic Localized description: Jill struggles to make sense of a messy new relationship.
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		05/08/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Barbershop Quartet
	The Mayberry barbershop quartet loses its tenor on the eve of the singing contest so Andy drafts a prisoner with an antisocial philosophy but a beautiful voice.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Barbershop Quartet Localized description: The Mayberry barbershop quartet loses its tenor on the eve of the singing contest so Andy drafts a prisoner with an antisocial philosophy but a beautiful voice.
		05/08/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Ball Game
	Andy umpires a crucial junior baseball game when one of his decisions loses the game for Mayberry he becomes the town pariah.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: The Ball Game Localized description: Andy umpires a crucial junior baseball game when one of his decisions loses the game for Mayberry he becomes the town pariah.
		05/08/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee's Crowning Glory
	Aunt Bee buys a blonde wig and upsets Andy and the rest of Mayberry
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Aunt Bee's Crowning Glory Localized description: Aunt Bee buys a blonde wig and upsets Andy and the rest of Mayberry
		05/08/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Darling Fortune
	Andy and the town of Mayberry undergo a trying experience when the hillbilly Darling family comes into a fortune of 300 dollars.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Darling Fortune Localized description: Andy and the town of Mayberry undergo a trying experience when the hillbilly Darling family comes into a fortune of 300 dollars.
		05/08/2024 5:00 am	MASH	Back Pay
	The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Back Pay Localized description: The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the
		05/08/2024 5:35 am	MASH	April Fools
	The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: April Fools Localized description: The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the
		05/08/2024 6:10 am	MASH	The Best of Enemies
	The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: The Best of Enemies Localized description: The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the

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