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    05/09/2024 8:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Gym Neighbors

    Doug decides to buy a home gym because he feels that Carrie might be putting on some weight. Lou agrees to be their personal trainer, but when Doug has a hard time, he tries to bargain his way out of working out.

    05/09/2024 8:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Gorilla Warfare

    When Doug and Carrie were dating, Carrie was afraid Doug was not serious about her. Doug told her the most romantic thing she had ever heard and she was in love with him ever since. She finds out the line was from a dumb movie.

    05/09/2024 9:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Hi, School

    Doug delivers a package to his old high school and sees his football coach. Soon, he's returning constantly and being treated like a football legend. Arthur loses his eyedrops and temporarily goes blind, deaf and mute.

    05/09/2024 9:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Deconstructing Carrie

    Carrie is feeling depressed about her looks with her 35th birthday approaching. Doug decides to get construction workers to hit on her as she walks by.

    05/09/2024 10:00 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Heart Attack

    George, ever the hypochondriac, thinks he's having a heart attack and, at Kramer's urging, seeks the advice of a "holistic" healer.

    05/09/2024 10:30 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Deal

    Jerry and Elaine devise a new set of rules for their relationship.

    05/09/2024 11:00 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Baby Shower

    Kramer talks Jerry into getting cable-television service from an illegal source, and the crooked cable installer shows up on the same day Jerry has given use of his apartment to Elaine for a friend's baby shower.

    05/09/2024 11:30 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Chinese Restaurant

    Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant.

    05/10/2024 12:00 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Popular

    Christine is shocked when a new dad at Ritchie's school calls her a "meanie mom" for being judgmental and standoffish, and dumps her for Marly and Lindsay.

    05/10/2024 12:30 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Traffic

    Christine attempts to stop sulking and get over her breakup with Mr. Harris. Meanwhile, Matthew goes to therapy and learns that his intimacy issues are due to his dysfunctional relationship with his sister, Christine.

    05/10/2024 1:00 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Between A Rock And A Hard Place

    Christine promises to accompany Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD) to an important event, but leaves him hanging when Ritchie's soccer game runs long.

    05/10/2024 1:30 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Christine reluctantly lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but the date goes from bad to worse as Christine discovers he is not who he made himself out to be.

    05/10/2024 2:00 am

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    05/10/2024 2:30 am

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    05/10/2024 3:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Big Fish in a Small Town

    Town clerk Howard, a non-fisherman, tags along on the first season and antagonizes the town's sportsmen by catching fish in the lake.

    05/10/2024 3:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Only a Rose

    Opie accidentally ruins Aunt Bee's prize rose entry on the eve of the Annual Mayberry Flower Show.

    05/10/2024 4:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Otis the Deputy

    Otis and Howard bunglingly rescue Andy who has been taken prisoner by a pair of desperate bank-robbers.

    05/10/2024 4:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Goober Makes History

    Inarticulate Goober grows a beard and suddenly turns into a verbose philosopher

    05/10/2024 5:00 am

    MASH

    Death Takes A Holiday

    Winchester fulfills a family Christmas tradition but has trouble maintaining the anonymity required to keep it a truly charitable act. Even Klinger lends a hand.

    05/10/2024 5:30 am

    MASH

    A War for All Seasons

    On New Year's Eve, the staff looks back on the highlights of 1951: The doctors invent an artificial kidney machine; Mulcahy plants a garden; Margaret takes up knitting; and Klinger and Winchester bet on a baseball team.

    05/10/2024 6:00 am

    MASH

    Your Retention Please

    Klinger is so depressed by news that his ex-wife plans to remarry, he reenlists for an additional six-year hitch.

    05/10/2024 6:30 am

    MASH

    Tell It To The Marines

    Winchester takes command during Potter's absence; and B.J. and Hawkeye try to convince the Marines to grant a hardship discharge to an immigrant soldier, Private Jost Van Liter.

    05/10/2024 7:00 am

    Bonanza

    Enter Thomas Bowers

    Bower, the famous Italian opera singer, is invited to perform in Virginia City. When he arrives, it's discovered that he is a black man & is shunned by the town. Bower is then arrested until his indentity can be confirmed.

    05/10/2024 8:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    Cattle Barons

    Marshal Dillon is caught in the middle when feuding cattle lords bring their struggle for power to Dodge City.

    05/10/2024 9:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    The Prodigal

    Two men return to Dodge City to find the man who shot their father in the back at the Long Branch saloon 12 years before.

    05/10/2024 10:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    Vengeance-Part 1

    A wealthy rancher has three drifters trampled by his horsemen after he accuses them of stealing a calf.

    05/10/2024 11:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    Vengeance-Part 2

    At Parkertown a trap awaits drifter Bob Johnson who is seeking revenge for the murder of two of his friends.

    05/10/2024 12:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Guest of Honor

    Andy and Barney are hard pressed when Mayberry's guest of honor turns out to be a pickpocket.

    05/10/2024 12:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Merchant of Mayberry

    Andy uses his wits to help a struggling salesman stay in Mayberry despite strong pressure from the competition.

    05/10/2024 1:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Aunt Bee the Warden

    The town drunk mends his ways after serving a jail term at Andy's and Aunt Bee's home.

    05/10/2024 1:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Country Nurse

    Andy is forced to exert all his persuasiveness to get a farmer to get a tetanus shot.

    05/10/2024 2:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Andy and Barney in the Big City

    Andy and Barney are involved in the catching of a jewel thief

    05/10/2024 2:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Wedding Bells for Aunt Bee

    A misunderstanding leads Andy and Aunt Bee to believe that they are both anxious to get married.

    05/10/2024 3:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Golf For It

    Ray Barone and his wife Debra live across the street from Ray's parents, Marie and Frank, and his older brother, Robert - who all have strong opinions about how things should go in the Barone household.

    05/10/2024 3:35 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Home

    After Frank and Marie have a wonderful time visiting old friends, they deliver the shocking news to the family that they have decided to buy a condo in New Jersey. Ray, Debra, Robert and Amy can barely contain their happiness.

    05/10/2024 4:10 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Not So Fast

    Robert's anxiety gets the best of him when Amy puts her personal touch on their newly acquired home. Ray and Debra visit Marie and Frank. While there, the head of the facility tells them that Frank and Marie must move out.

    05/10/2024 4:45 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Angry Sex

    Ray craftily turns what looks to be misfortune, after Debra and Marie fight, into a night of passion by helping Debra channel her emotions into what he terms, "angry sex."

    05/10/2024 5:20 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    P. T. & A.

    Following a PTA meeting, Debra comments on Ray's sloppy attire, and Ray tells Debra that he overheard one of the mothers say that she looked "trampy." Amy does not help when she admires Debra for wearing "young" clothes."

    05/10/2024 5:55 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Ally's F

    Debra and Ray are astonished when Ally comes home with an "F" in math on her report card. Ray and Debra set up a meeting with Ally's math teacher, Mr. Putnam, to see what she could do to improve.

    05/10/2024 6:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Boy's Therapy

    Debra, Amy and Marie convince Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to see his therapist, Dr. Greenberg. Moments after arriving at Dr. Greenberg's office, Ray and Frank coerce Robert to ditch therapy and go to the racetrack instead.

    05/10/2024 7:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Black List

    Deacon has a new friend that he is spending time with. Doug gets jealous, but when he finds out that he is black, he decides Deacon must be fulfiling his "black needs."

    05/10/2024 7:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Wish Boned

    Doug wins tickets to a Final Four game in St. Louis and Carrie wants Doug to take Arthur. Doug doesn't want to, but Carrie says he'll never have to do anything with Arthur again if he does this. Doug jumps at this idea.

    05/10/2024 8:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Van, Go

    While eating lunch with Deacon, Doug manages to annoy a waitress so much that she says she wants to fight him when he finishes eating. Meanwhile, Carrie goes shopping and convinces Holly to come so she can use her van.

    05/10/2024 8:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Ice Cubed

    Carrie is out buying an Ipod and the cashier forgets to ring it up. Carrie goes to talk to her pastor about what to do. Doug meets a family and discovers the wife's dad is moving in soon. He tells them what a bad idea that is.

    05/10/2024 9:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Catching Hell

    Carrie gets skybox tickets for a baseball game and brings Doug and his friends to watch while she talks to a potential client. Doug offends the client so Carrie sends him away and makes Spence pretend to be her husband.

    05/10/2024 9:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Slippery Slope

    Doug goes to listen to a presentation about a timeshare so that he can get a free plasma TV. Carrie is worried that the salesmen will convince him to buy something. Spence & Danny pretend to be a gay couple to get a free TV too.

    05/10/2024 10:00 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Busboy

    George feels guilty for inadvertently getting a busboy fired from his job and then tries to make it up to him. Meanwhile, Elaine spends the week with an old boyfriend who is visiting her from out of town.

    05/10/2024 10:30 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Note

    Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

    05/10/2024 11:00 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Truth

    Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

    05/10/2024 11:30 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Pen

    Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

    05/11/2024 12:00 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    House

    When Christine learns that Richard and New Christine bought the house she had always dreamed of, she tries to contain her jealousy and attempts to feel genuinely happy for them.

    05/11/2024 12:30 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Burning Down The House

    Christine considers taking a walk on the wild side in order to make Barb think she's not a square. DAVE FOLEY ("NewsRadio") returns to guest star as Richard's friend, Tom, with whom Christine once went on a date.

    05/11/2024 1:00 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Happy Couple, The

    Matthew and Barb pretend to be inseparable after Christine learns they spent the night together and forbids them to see one another.

    05/11/2024 1:30 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    One And A Half Man

    When Christine's gynecologist (guest star JASON ALEXANDER - "Seinfeld") suggests that her flu-like symptoms may be her experiencing perimenopause, Christine tries to take charge of her hormones.

    05/11/2024 2:00 am

    Roseanne

    Communicable Theater

    Roseanne's balances a more hectic day than usual: helping Jackie memorize her lines for a play, tending to flu-stricken Dan, and feigning excitement over DJ's merit-badge ceremony.

    05/11/2024 2:36 am

    Roseanne

    Vegas Interruptus

    Becky and Darlene plan a house party during their parents' Vegas trip. After a change of schedule at work, Roseanne must choose between canceling the trip or losing her job.

    05/11/2024 3:12 am

    Roseanne

    Her Boyfriend's Back

    Roseanne and Dan have reached their limit with Becky over her rebellious relationship with Mark.

    05/11/2024 3:48 am

    Roseanne

    Troubles with the Rubbles

    Well-off neighbors move in next to Roseanne, causing her to question her means, taste, and abilities as a mother.

    05/11/2024 4:24 am

    Roseanne

    Second Time Around

    The Conners anticipate a baby boom as Roseanne helps Crystal get ready for her childbirth classes. Also Dan has a near-miss accident at work that causes a worried D.J. to follow Dan wherever he goes.

    05/11/2024 5:00 am

    Roseanne

    Dances WIth Darlene

    Much to Darlene's chagrin, the whole family fusses over her when she gets asked to her first school dance.

    05/11/2024 5:30 am

    Roseanne

    Scenes from a Barbecue

    Shelley Winters guest-stars as Roseanne's grandmother, Mary, whose wisecracking personality charms everyone, so much so that Roseanne begs Mary to stay with the Conners - permanently.

    05/11/2024 6:00 am

    Roseanne

    A Bitter Pill to Swallow

    Roseanne is thrown when Becky confides that she wants to start taking birth control.

    05/11/2024 6:30 am

    Roseanne

    Take My Bike...Please!

    Dan and Roseanne's motorcycle business is floundering. Meanwhile, Becky is forced to be head-of-household while her parents are working.

    TV Land

    Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 06/13/2026 Time zone: Eastern Daylight Time (EDT) UTC -4 Country: United States Language: English

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