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05/15/2024 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and his mom set off on a series of smaller poker games in order to come up with the $1,000 buy-in to play in the high stakes game. Meanwhile, Carrie tries to get rid of her accent to land a promotion at work. | |||||
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05/15/2024 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug & his friends secretly rent an apartment above their favorite restaurant as their own private hangout. Meanwhile, Carrie has to do something bizarre to keep her new client, Kirstie Alley, happy. | |||||
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05/15/2024 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug convinces Carrie that he can get rid of their bug problem and doesn't need to hire the creepy and expensive exterminator. But when his plan doesn't work, they have to sleep in the car while the house is treated. | |||||
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05/15/2024 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Arthur discovers that Doug is fully recovered, he blackmails him in order to get things that Carrie won't let him have. Meanwhile, Doug tells Carrie he's at his physical therapist's in order to play in the slam ball court. | |||||
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05/15/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/15/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/15/2024 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/15/2024 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry dumps a girlfriend because she has breast implants. | |||||
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05/16/2024 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Richard joins Christine and her new boyfriend, Patrick (recurring guest star TIM DeKAY), on a dinner date. | |||||
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05/16/2024 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine is thrilled when a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a television commercial after his shockingly great performance in a school play, but Richard refuses to let him go. Who will win the argument? | |||||
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05/16/2024 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine thinks Patrick (TIM DeKAY) is the perfect boyfriend. But after Christine wins at tennis against him, he has a surprisingly odd reaction to her competitiveness and shows a shockingly bizarre side of himself. | |||||
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05/16/2024 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine dreads going home to see her mother (guest star BRENDA BLETHYN - "Secrets & Lies," "Saving Grace") at Thanksgiving, but she discovers a secret they have in common. | |||||
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05/16/2024 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/16/2024 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/16/2024 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Staid County Clerk Sprague becomes a comedian and even gets on a TV Amateur Hour | |||||
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05/16/2024 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| County Clerk Howard Sprague volunteers to become the Big Brother of a high school boy. | |||||
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05/16/2024 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy is distressed when Opie chooses someone else as his "Most Unforgettable character" for a school composition | |||||
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05/16/2024 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober faces disaster when a printing error awards Floyd a large cash prize in his gas station contest | |||||
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05/16/2024 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th is given a gift of fresh-grown vegetables by a grateful Korean; and Potter questions the veracity of an upbeat letter from Radar. | |||||
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05/16/2024 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| A touring USO show brings an unexpected touch of vaudeville to the 4077th when the star showgirl requires an emergency operation. And wouldn't you know, the comedian is Klinger's hero! | |||||
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05/16/2024 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| A touring USO show brings an unexpected touch of vaudeville to the 4077th when the star showgirl requires an emergency operation. And wouldn't you know, the comedian is Klinger's hero! | |||||
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05/16/2024 6:45 am |
Bonanza |
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| When Hoss' friend Obie has to leave town to visit his sister, he leaves his dog Walter in Hoss' care. Hoss soon has his hands full with a dog who has a mind of his own & bumbling outlaws who want to hold the dog for ransom. | |||||
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05/16/2024 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| The father of a young gunfighter tries to end his son's career by wounding his gun hand. | |||||
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05/16/2024 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A corrupt group attempts to take over Dodge City's law enforcement when Marshal Dillon is thought to be dead. | |||||
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05/16/2024 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A hillbilly girl hitches a ride into Dodge and her bullying brothers follow, soon getting her into trouble with the law. | |||||
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05/16/2024 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A fur trapper, whose adopted Indian son is beaten and left to die by five Army deserters, sets out to track down the assailants. | |||||
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05/16/2024 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney is convinced that Opie's piggy bank is safer than the Mayberry bank -- and sets out to prove his point. | |||||
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05/16/2024 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie must either learn how to box or lose prestige among his peers when a new boy moves into town. | |||||
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05/16/2024 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney hangs a parking ticket on the Governor's car, and refuses to tear it up. | |||||
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05/16/2024 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A car containing a high-powered businessman breaks down in low-powered Mayberry. | |||||
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05/16/2024 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney is sure that a Main Street gun duel is in the offing when an ex-con comes to town. | |||||
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05/16/2024 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Mayberry fears disaster when the sheriff discovers that a farmer's goat has eaten a good-sized meal of dynamite. | |||||
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05/16/2024 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray and his family play a game of “Scruples” after their cable goes out and they have nothing but time on their hands, they find themselves arguing about honesty. | |||||
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05/16/2024 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra tries to change Ray's pessimistic attitude about winning the “Sports Writer of the Year Award,” he agrees to change his ways and become more upbeat and suffers the downside of being the only optimist in his family. | |||||
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05/16/2024 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray brings home a stray bulldog that reminds him of the dog he had to give up as a boy due to his allergies, but his brother Robert bonds with the animal and the siblings then have to decide who gets to keep him. | |||||
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05/16/2024 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Frank's late-night buzz sawing and Marie's persistent meddling bother the neighborhood, they meet with Ray to discuss how he'll inform his parents of their complaints. Frank and Marie show up during the meeting. | |||||
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05/16/2024 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra is being interviewed by a psychotherapist for a book on the American family, the doctor discovers that Ray and his family are more fascinating, in a quirky way, than she is. | |||||
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05/16/2024 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra gets fed up with Ray's family intruding in her life, they both reminisce about how quiet life used to be in their old apartment miles away from his family. | |||||
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05/16/2024 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is devastated when he discovers his family lied to him about his television debut on a sports chat show. When he gets a second chance to appear on the show, his family decides it's time they gave him some pointers. | |||||
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05/16/2024 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home. | |||||
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05/16/2024 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| After convincing Carrie to sell her hair to a wigmaker so they can afford to join Deacon and Kelly on a cruise, Doug realizes he doesn't find Carrie's new shorter hairdo attractive. | |||||
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05/16/2024 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug lies to Carrie and tells her that he regrets not accomplishing more in life and that he's going to sign up for the IPS management program. He gets busted when Carrie thanks his boss for accepting Doug into the program. | |||||
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05/16/2024 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Everything is great with the newly formed friendships until Kelly grows tired of Doug's forgetfulness. Meanwhile, Gloria, the coffee shop girl, takes Arthur's relationship advice, and has success when she does the opposite. | |||||
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05/16/2024 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie convinces her female co-workers to blow off work and take advantage of a hotel spa, after telling Doug that she'll be working all weekend. She gets caught in the lie when he discovers that she already has an appointment. | |||||
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05/16/2024 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug starts hanging out with Joe, a driver at Priority Plus, his fellow drivers lose all respect for him. When Joe invites Doug to a concert, he realizes that Joe was acting friendly only so he could play a trick on Doug. | |||||
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05/16/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight. | |||||
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05/16/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| A valet's body odor haunts Jerry and Elaine; George discovers some surprising news about Susan. | |||||
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05/16/2024 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and George finally have their pilot produced by the network. | |||||
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05/16/2024 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and George finally have their pilot produced by the network. | |||||
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05/17/2024 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine and Barb may lose their gym franchise when a representative from their parent company (guest star MEGAN MULLALLY) informs them that a contractual clause has been broken. | |||||
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05/17/2024 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine and Barb can't get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a day spa. | |||||
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05/17/2024 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine realizes that one of the fathers at Ritchie's Parents Orientation was the seventh grade classmate who ruined her reputation, and she decides to take revenge. | |||||
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05/17/2024 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| New Christine loses all her inhibitions at a spontaneous bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas. CHARLES ESTEN ("ER," "The Office") guest stars as Joe. | |||||
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05/17/2024 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/17/2024 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/17/2024 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Mary Alice Carter accepts Opie's invitation to a party but throws him over at the eleventh hour for another. | |||||
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05/17/2024 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Howard, a last minute substitution on the bowling team sponsored by Emmett's fix-it shop, astonishes everyone by bowling a perfect game. | |||||
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05/17/2024 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee wins a free trip to Mexico for two -- but which two? | |||||
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05/17/2024 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy cancels a big date with Helen in order to confer with a lawyer in Raleigh -- who turns out to be a beautiful women. | |||||
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05/17/2024 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| After Charles is nearly felled by a sniper's bullet, he develops a philosophical obsession with death. Meanwhile, the officers have all been assigned new responsibilities. | |||||
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05/17/2024 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Father Mulcahy counsels a GI who is plagued by guilt because he has swapped tags with a dead colleague. Meanwhile, B.J. and Charles consider ways of keeping a soldier-salesman quiet. | |||||
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05/17/2024 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| The latest scuttlebutt affects everyone's behavior when a visiting is rumored to be recruiting for a new M*A*S*H unit. The gang fears that the 4077th will be split up. | |||||
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05/17/2024 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye writes a heartfelt letter to President Harry Truman to protest at the continued fighting in Korea. Meanwhile, Colonel Ditka has promised a much-needed water-heater if the 4077th beautifies the camp. | |||||
