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		05/28/2024 8:15 pm	King of Queens	Tube Stakes
	Carrie leaves the garage door open and Doug's TV gets stollen.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Tube Stakes Localized description: Carrie leaves the garage door open and Doug's TV gets stollen.
		05/28/2024 8:50 pm	King of Queens	Doug Out
	Arthur overhears Doug calling him a degrading name and later he walks in on Carrie doing an impression of him. To make up for it, Doug brings Arthur to a Mets game. While trying to please Arther, Doug and Carrie wind up in jail.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Doug Out Localized description: Arthur overhears Doug calling him a degrading name and later he walks in on Carrie doing an impression of him. To make up for it, Doug brings Arthur to a Mets game. While trying to please Arther, Doug and Carrie wind up in jail.
		05/28/2024 9:25 pm	King of Queens	Get Away
	Doug, Carrie, Deacon, and Kelly go on a vacation together. While at the hotel, Doug and Carrie find out that Deacon and Kelly have a more active sex life than them.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Get Away Localized description: Doug, Carrie, Deacon, and Kelly go on a vacation together. While at the hotel, Doug and Carrie find out that Deacon and Kelly have a more active sex life than them.
		05/28/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Van Buren Boys
	Jerry new girlfriend seems to goo to be true; George awards a scholarship to an average student; Elaine turns to Kramer for help in preparing Peterman's autobiography.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Van Buren Boys Localized description: Jerry new girlfriend seems to goo to be true; George awards a scholarship to an average student; Elaine turns to Kramer for help in preparing Peterman's autobiography.
		05/28/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Susie
	While Elaine suffers in a case of mistaken identity and an ex-friend fears Jerry's retribution, George avoids a girlfriend looking to break up.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Susie Localized description: While Elaine suffers in a case of mistaken identity and an ex-friend fears Jerry's retribution, George avoids a girlfriend looking to break up.
		05/28/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Pothole
	As George loses a prized keychain in a pothole, Kramer adopts a section of highway.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Pothole Localized description: As George loses a prized keychain in a pothole, Kramer adopts a section of highway.
		05/28/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The English Patient
	Elaine's opinion of a film lands her in hot water; Kramer gets stuck with a trio of Cubans cigar rollers while George is obsessed with a beautiful woman's boyfriend.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The English Patient Localized description: Elaine's opinion of a film lands her in hot water; Kramer gets stuck with a trio of Cubans cigar rollers while George is obsessed with a beautiful woman's boyfriend.
		05/29/2024 12:00 am	Mom	Fireballs and Bullet Holes
	Christy tries to start a relationship with her father, Alvin, while Bonnie struggles to accept the fact that Christy wants him in her life.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: Fireballs and Bullet Holes Localized description: Christy tries to start a relationship with her father, Alvin, while Bonnie struggles to accept the fact that Christy wants him in her life.
		05/29/2024 12:30 am	Mom	Nietzsche and a Beer Run
	Christy is tempted by her old vices when she dates an attractive, hard-partying man named David. Bonnie decides her advice is worth money and becomes a life coach.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: Nietzsche and a Beer Run Localized description: Christy is tempted by her old vices when she dates an attractive, hard-partying man named David. Bonnie decides her advice is worth money and becomes a life coach.
		05/29/2024 1:00 am	Mom	Jail Jail and Japanese Porn
	When Christy puts her new relationship with David ahead of her friends and family, Bonnie has to pick up the slack.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: Jail Jail and Japanese Porn Localized description: When Christy puts her new relationship with David ahead of her friends and family, Bonnie has to pick up the slack.
		05/29/2024 1:30 am	Mom	Sonograms and Tube Tops
	Violet is nervous about becoming a mom, so Christy plans a baby shower to get her excited. Meanwhile, Bonnie scores a new life-coaching client.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: Sonograms and Tube Tops Localized description: Violet is nervous about becoming a mom, so Christy plans a baby shower to get her excited. Meanwhile, Bonnie scores a new life-coaching client.
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		05/29/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Mayberry RFD
	Sam Jones invites a buddy from Italy to help work his land.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Mayberry RFD Localized description: Sam Jones invites a buddy from Italy to help work his land.
		05/29/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Job
	Opie gets a part-time job in a grocery store, but gives it up because another boys needs employment more.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Opie's Job Localized description: Opie gets a part-time job in a grocery store, but gives it up because another boys needs employment more.
		05/29/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Andy's Rival
	Jealousy appears in Mayberry when Andy realizes that a handsome big city teacher is spending evenings with Helen.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Andy's Rival Localized description: Jealousy appears in Mayberry when Andy realizes that a handsome big city teacher is spending evenings with Helen.
		05/29/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Bazaar
	Andy's eager-beaver deputy jails Aunt Bee and her friends for gambling at their charity bazaar.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: The Bazaar Localized description: Andy's eager-beaver deputy jails Aunt Bee and her friends for gambling at their charity bazaar.
		05/29/2024 5:00 am	MASH	The Joker is Wild
	Tired of reminders about Trapper John's skill as a practical joker, B.J. bets Hawkeye he can prank everyone present.
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: The Joker is Wild Localized description: Tired of reminders about Trapper John's skill as a practical joker, B.J. bets Hawkeye he can prank everyone present.
		05/29/2024 5:35 am	MASH	Who Knew ?
	Hawkeye volunteers to deliver the eulogy for a dead nurse that he briefly dated, and belatedly discovers her deep feelings for him.
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Who Knew ? Localized description: Hawkeye volunteers to deliver the eulogy for a dead nurse that he briefly dated, and belatedly discovers her deep feelings for him.
		05/29/2024 6:10 am	MASH	Bombshells
	Posing the theory that people will believe in anything, Charles and Hawkeye start a rumor that Marilyn Monroe plans to visit the 4077th, which gets everyone excited. Meanwhile, B.J. feels responsible when he's unable to rescue a
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Bombshells Localized description: Posing the theory that people will believe in anything, Charles and Hawkeye start a rumor that Marilyn Monroe plans to visit the 4077th, which gets everyone excited. Meanwhile, B.J. feels responsible when he's unable to rescue a
		05/29/2024 6:45 am	Bonanza	Square Deal Sam
	Sam is charming old conman that winds up taking all the Cartwright's and Hop Sing's money when they buy into a phony land deal. Old Sam and his wife eventually wind up running the orphanage in Virginia City.
Localized series title: Bonanza Localized episode title: Square Deal Sam Localized description: Sam is charming old conman that winds up taking all the Cartwright's and Hop Sing's money when they buy into a phony land deal. Old Sam and his wife eventually wind up running the orphanage in Virginia City.
		05/29/2024 7:50 am	Gunsmoke	The Prisoner
	Kitty becomes responsible for a wanted murderer and, believing him innocent, refuses to turn him over to an out-of-town sheriff.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: The Prisoner Localized description: Kitty becomes responsible for a wanted murderer and, believing him innocent, refuses to turn him over to an out-of-town sheriff.
		05/29/2024 8:55 am	Gunsmoke	Exodus
	An old friend of Matt's pursues his wife's killers into Dodge, demanding the right to deal with them in his own way.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: Exodus Localized description: An old friend of Matt's pursues his wife's killers into Dodge, demanding the right to deal with them in his own way.
		05/29/2024 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Devils Outpost
	When Matt arrests a young stagecoach robber, his notorious older brother and his gang pursue the marshal, seeking his death.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: The Devils Outpost Localized description: When Matt arrests a young stagecoach robber, his notorious older brother and his gang pursue the marshal, seeking his death.
		05/29/2024 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	Stryker
	Formal Dodge City Marshal Josh Stryker returns after 15 years in prison seeking vengeance against his successor, Marshal Dillon.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: Stryker Localized description: Formal Dodge City Marshal Josh Stryker returns after 15 years in prison seeking vengeance against his successor, Marshal Dillon.
		05/29/2024 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Fun Girls
	Joyce Jameson and Jean Carson appear as two fun-loving blondes who upset the procedures and routine of the sheriff's office.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Fun Girls Localized description: Joyce Jameson and Jean Carson appear as two fun-loving blondes who upset the procedures and routine of the sheriff's office.
		05/29/2024 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Return of Malcolm Merriweather
	British comedian Bernard Fox plays the peripatetic Englishman who returns to Mayberry and upsets aunt Bee with his efficiency.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Return of Malcolm Merriweather Localized description: British comedian Bernard Fox plays the peripatetic Englishman who returns to Mayberry and upsets aunt Bee with his efficiency.
		05/29/2024 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Rumor
	Andy kisses Helen on the cheek and Barney interprets the kiss as tantamount to a secret engagement. the town gets the word and prepares a surprise party for the couple.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: The Rumor Localized description: Andy kisses Helen on the cheek and Barney interprets the kiss as tantamount to a secret engagement. the town gets the word and prepares a surprise party for the couple.
		05/29/2024 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney and Thelma Lou, Phfft
	Barney is furious when he sees his girl, Thelma Lou, kiss Gomer Pyle.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Barney and Thelma Lou, Phfft Localized description: Barney is furious when he sees his girl, Thelma Lou, kiss Gomer Pyle.
		05/29/2024 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Back to Nature
	Andy takes Opie and several of his pals on a camping trip. Barney and Gomer tag along to help out, and succeed in getting themselves lost in the woods.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Back to Nature Localized description: Andy takes Opie and several of his pals on a camping trip. Barney and Gomer tag along to help out, and succeed in getting themselves lost in the woods.
		05/29/2024 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Gomer Pyle USMC
	Gomer decides to join the Marine Corps and immediately falls afoul of Sergeant Carter, played by Frank Sutton.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Gomer Pyle USMC Localized description: Gomer decides to join the Marine Corps and immediately falls afoul of Sergeant Carter, played by Frank Sutton.
		05/29/2024 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Hackidu
	Ray screws up a “Hackidu” (à la Pokemon) trade for his daughter, Ally, by giving away a “Scramisaur” card that ends up being worth a lot of money.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Hackidu Localized description: Ray screws up a “Hackidu” (à la Pokemon) trade for his daughter, Ally, by giving away a “Scramisaur” card that ends up being worth a lot of money.
		05/29/2024 3:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Debra Makes Something Good
	Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally creates a dish that everyone likes. Ray can't believe it when he samples Debra's braciole.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Debra Makes Something Good Localized description: Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally creates a dish that everyone likes. Ray can't believe it when he samples Debra's braciole.
		05/29/2024 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Marie and Frank's New Friends
	Ray and Debra devise a plan to push Frank and Marie into making new friends, thus leaving the older couple with less time to bother them. It seems perfect, but the situation is complicated by their new friend's reaction to Ray.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Marie and Frank's New Friends Localized description: Ray and Debra devise a plan to push Frank and Marie into making new friends, thus leaving the older couple with less time to bother them. It seems perfect, but the situation is complicated by their new friend's reaction to Ray.
		05/29/2024 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Alone Time
	Ray finds it hard to understand why Debra needs her “alone time.” When Debra realizes that all her time is spent with the kids, Ray and his family, she implores Ray to take the kids out more often.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Alone Time Localized description: Ray finds it hard to understand why Debra needs her “alone time.” When Debra realizes that all her time is spent with the kids, Ray and his family, she implores Ray to take the kids out more often.
		05/29/2024 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Someone's Cranky
	Still recuperating from his recent run-in with a bull, a cantankerous Robert is driving everyone crazy with his mean-spirited and nasty behavior. They think the reason for his attitude may be his having to stay at his parents'.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Someone's Cranky Localized description: Still recuperating from his recent run-in with a bull, a cantankerous Robert is driving everyone crazy with his mean-spirited and nasty behavior. They think the reason for his attitude may be his having to stay at his parents'.
		05/29/2024 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Bad Moon Rising
	In his desire to get a “quick fix” for Debra's womanly problems, hus making his life a heck of a lot easier, he turns a bad situation worse by suggesting that a simple pill will help with his wife's insufferable mood swings.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Bad Moon Rising Localized description: In his desire to get a “quick fix” for Debra's womanly problems, hus making his life a heck of a lot easier, he turns a bad situation worse by suggesting that a simple pill will help with his wife's insufferable mood swings.
		05/29/2024 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Confronting the Attacker
	After losing his nerve on the job during his first day back from medical leave, Robert quits the police force. No one realized how much of an effect the “bull incident” had on Robert's mental state.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Confronting the Attacker Localized description: After losing his nerve on the job during his first day back from medical leave, Robert quits the police force. No one realized how much of an effect the “bull incident” had on Robert's mental state.
		05/29/2024 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Dire Strayts
	Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone over for dinner. When the TV starts having reception problems Doug goes to fix and and gets stuck in the attic.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Dire Strayts Localized description: Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone over for dinner. When the TV starts having reception problems Doug goes to fix and and gets stuck in the attic.
		05/29/2024 7:30 pm	King of Queens	I, Candy
	A waitress at Cooper's asks about Doug's situation, and Doug decides he should start dressing better.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: I, Candy Localized description: A waitress at Cooper's asks about Doug's situation, and Doug decides he should start dressing better.
		05/29/2024 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Roamin' Holiday
	Carrie's friend and her husband are over for dinner and Carrie invites them to spend Thanksgiving weekend with them. Doug hates her husband, so he convinces Spence to move out and stay with them so Carrie's friends can't.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Roamin' Holiday Localized description: Carrie's friend and her husband are over for dinner and Carrie invites them to spend Thanksgiving weekend with them. Doug hates her husband, so he convinces Spence to move out and stay with them so Carrie's friends can't.
		05/29/2024 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Sparing Carrie
	Doug's bowling team sponsor is threatening to stop paying if they don't start winning. The only bad player on the team is Carrie, so Doug has to decide if he will replace her to win.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Sparing Carrie Localized description: Doug's bowling team sponsor is threatening to stop paying if they don't start winning. The only bad player on the team is Carrie, so Doug has to decide if he will replace her to win.
		05/29/2024 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Net Prophets
	Doug gets a $3000 dollar Christmas bonus and Carrie wants to invest it in the stock market. Doug can't handle it and keeps getting nervous when it falls.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Net Prophets Localized description: Doug gets a $3000 dollar Christmas bonus and Carrie wants to invest it in the stock market. Doug can't handle it and keeps getting nervous when it falls.
		05/29/2024 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Party Favor
	Carrie tries to convince Doug to be the best man at Danny's wedding.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Party Favor Localized description: Carrie tries to convince Doug to be the best man at Danny's wedding.
		05/29/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Nap
	As George builds a bed underneath his desk, Elaine gets a mattress from her back-conscious new boyfriend; Jerry struggles with an indecisive carpenter, while Kramer takes extreme measures to swim.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Nap Localized description: As George builds a bed underneath his desk, Elaine gets a mattress from her back-conscious new boyfriend; Jerry struggles with an indecisive carpenter, while Kramer takes extreme measures to swim.
		05/29/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Yada Yada
	Jerry doubts his dentist's religious conversion; Kramer and Mickey fight over a double date as Elaine undermines a couple's chances at adoption.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Yada Yada Localized description: Jerry doubts his dentist's religious conversion; Kramer and Mickey fight over a double date as Elaine undermines a couple's chances at adoption.
		05/29/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Millennium
	As Jerry lobbies for a good spot on his girlfriend's speed dial, George tries getting himself fired so he can accept a better job.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Millennium Localized description: As Jerry lobbies for a good spot on his girlfriend's speed dial, George tries getting himself fired so he can accept a better job.
		05/29/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Muffin Tops
	Elaine and a former boss join forces in a muffin top business; George pretends to be a tourist in order to get a date.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Muffin Tops Localized description: Elaine and a former boss join forces in a muffin top business; George pretends to be a tourist in order to get a date.
		05/30/2024 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Get Smarter
	In the season finale, Christine feels intellectually inferior after meeting Max's (ERIC McCORMACK) friends at their "surprise" engagement party, driving her to make a decision.
Localized series title: The New Adventures of Old Christine Localized episode title: Get Smarter Localized description: In the season finale, Christine feels intellectually inferior after meeting Max's (ERIC McCORMACK) friends at their "surprise" engagement party, driving her to make a decision.
		05/30/2024 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Pilot
	Divorced working mother Christine Campbell (series star JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS) owns a women's 30-minute workout gym, successfully juggling the daily stresses of motherhood and her business.
Localized series title: The New Adventures of Old Christine Localized episode title: Pilot Localized description: Divorced working mother Christine Campbell (series star JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS) owns a women's 30-minute workout gym, successfully juggling the daily stresses of motherhood and her business.
		05/30/2024 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Supertramp
	Upon learning that Richard and "new" Christine are enjoying an intimate relationship, Christine becomes determined to make her own romantic conquests.
Localized series title: The New Adventures of Old Christine Localized episode title: Supertramp Localized description: Upon learning that Richard and "new" Christine are enjoying an intimate relationship, Christine becomes determined to make her own romantic conquests.
		05/30/2024 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Open Waters
	Upon learning that her close friend Barb (recurring guest star Emmy Award winner WANDA SYKES) is responsible for matching up "new" Christine and Richard, Christine allows Barb to set her up on a blind date of her own.
Localized series title: The New Adventures of Old Christine Localized episode title: Open Waters Localized description: Upon learning that her close friend Barb (recurring guest star Emmy Award winner WANDA SYKES) is responsible for matching up "new" Christine and Richard, Christine allows Barb to set her up on a blind date of her own.
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		05/30/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee The Swinger
	Aunt Bee and her new boyfriend aren't as young as they used to be -- or as they at first think they are.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Aunt Bee The Swinger Localized description: Aunt Bee and her new boyfriend aren't as young as they used to be -- or as they at first think they are.
		05/30/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Warning From Warren
	Andy's deputy upsets his weekend when he insists his extrasensory powers predict a picnic will prove disastrous.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Warning From Warren Localized description: Andy's deputy upsets his weekend when he insists his extrasensory powers predict a picnic will prove disastrous.
		05/30/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Off to Hollywood
	The Taylor family leaves for a Hollywood vacation.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Off to Hollywood Localized description: The Taylor family leaves for a Hollywood vacation.
		05/30/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Taylors in Hollywood
	The Taylor family starts an exciting vacation in Hollywood, including a visit to a movie studio.,
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Taylors in Hollywood Localized description: The Taylor family starts an exciting vacation in Hollywood, including a visit to a movie studio.,
		05/30/2024 5:00 am	MASH	Settling Debts
	Hawkeye and the crew surprise Colonel Potter with a party to commemorate Mildred's final payment on the couple's mortgage.
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Settling Debts Localized description: Hawkeye and the crew surprise Colonel Potter with a party to commemorate Mildred's final payment on the couple's mortgage.
		05/30/2024 5:35 am	MASH	The Moon is Not Blue
	With the camp facing prohibition, and a severe medical supply shortage, during another heat wave, Hawkeye resolves to lift morale by importing a racy new movie.
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: The Moon is Not Blue Localized description: With the camp facing prohibition, and a severe medical supply shortage, during another heat wave, Hawkeye resolves to lift morale by importing a racy new movie.
		05/30/2024 6:10 am	MASH	Run for the Money
	When an Olympic runner assigned to the 4077th fails to materialize, Father Mulcahy must save the camp's honor in a high-stakes footrace against the 8063rd.
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Run for the Money Localized description: When an Olympic runner assigned to the 4077th fails to materialize, Father Mulcahy must save the camp's honor in a high-stakes footrace against the 8063rd.

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Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 06/13/2026 •Time zone: Eastern Daylight Time (EDT) UTC -4 • Country: United States •Language: English

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