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06/16/2024 8:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| When singer Bette Midler is accidentally injured in their softball game, Jerry and George are accused of conspiring to get her understudy in a new musical the starring role. | |||||
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06/16/2024 8:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George must replace a loaf of bread his parents took from Susan's mom and dad. | |||||
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06/16/2024 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei. | |||||
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06/16/2024 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei. | |||||
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06/16/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida, a drug test costs Elaine her job. | |||||
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06/16/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry buys back a car his parents sold as the Costanzas decide to spend George's inheritance; Kramer can't sleep with his new girlfriend, while Peterman returns unexpectedly. | |||||
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06/16/2024 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine accidentally gives out a fake phone number on the back of a free sandwich coupon; George's father revives a holiday he invented to replace Christmas. | |||||
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06/16/2024 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Kramer moves to Florida, Jerry buys his dad an electronic organizer; George pretends to have a summer home in order to avoid his late fiancee's parents. | |||||
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06/17/2024 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George claims he bought a celebrity's used car; Kramer tries to save a failing neighborhood business. | |||||
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06/17/2024 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George hires an unattractive secretary. | |||||
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06/17/2024 1:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry finds an old high school classmate still disputes the outcome of a big race. | |||||
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06/17/2024 1:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry wants to date a new girlfriend's roommate. | |||||
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06/17/2024 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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06/17/2024 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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06/17/2024 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Floyd decides to give up his Mayberry barbershop when Howard Sprague buys the building and raises the rent fifteen dollars a month. | |||||
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06/17/2024 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and aunt Bee learn their ancestor was the state's biggest swindler, just before the town of Mayberry unveils his statue as a hero. | |||||
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06/17/2024 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication and Andy faces the disquieting prospect of being the fiancee of a celebrity. | |||||
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06/17/2024 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Opie face the difficult problem of helping an old milk-wagon horse find contentment in retirement | |||||
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06/17/2024 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| The nurses are evacuated when the threat of an enemy parachute drop arises. Hawkeye and Trapper try to enliven everyone's spirits while they are gone. Hawkeye: "The plot thins. Watch the cake sue for malpractice when Frank cuts | |||||
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06/17/2024 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Sick and tired of having liver and fish for an 11-day stretch, Hawkeye, driven near to insanity, starts a riot in the mess tent. He and Trapper then orders spare ribs and sauce from the best place he ever had them, in Chicago. T | |||||
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06/17/2024 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye records a letter to his dad, detailing the exploits of a mad Turkish soldier who calls Hawkeye a "damn good Joe," the unfortunate loss of the corpse of a Luxembourg soldier (who turns out not to be dead), Lt. Henri-Batis | |||||
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06/17/2024 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| A local dog bites Radar, and the camp conducts a search to find the pooch, so that Radar doesn't have to undergo a series of painful rabies vaccinations. Hawkeye defies Frank, to take care of a GI who's suffering from a case of | |||||
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06/17/2024 7:00 am |
Bonanza |
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| A troop of circus trapeze visit Virginia City. Borelli, the aging star, is Ben's old friend. Borelli is in love with Pitina, the younger love interest of Carlo. When Carlos is found stabbed Borelli frames Joe for the crimes. | |||||
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06/17/2024 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Kitty Russell, injured and isolated by a stagecoach accident, must rely on a strange wild child to help her survive. | |||||
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06/17/2024 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A young convict makes a contract, upon release from prison, to kill a man he has never met. | |||||
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06/17/2024 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt Dillon delays his pursuit of an outlaw in order to help a young boy search for his mother. | |||||
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06/17/2024 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon confronts the outlaw whose pursuit he had delayed to help a small boy find his mother. | |||||
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06/17/2024 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A bogus FBI agent and his accomplice nearly make off with the Mayberry Bank money. | |||||
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06/17/2024 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy is too obvious in his efforts to find out if a young lady meets his expectations. | |||||
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06/17/2024 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee takes a shine to an itinerant handyman who has a way with ladies. | |||||
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06/17/2024 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy refuses to join an exclusive club when Barney's bid for membership is turned down. | |||||
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06/17/2024 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Rather than eat Aunt Bee's indigestible home-made pickles, Andy and Barney secretly substitute store-bought pickles in her preserving jars. | |||||
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06/17/2024 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A trial run as Sheriff of Mayberry convinces Barney that he is not quite ready to take over a similar job in a neighboring town. | |||||
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06/17/2024 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Robert informs Ray that Amy filled him in on some juicy gossip about him, Ray decides to get even with Debra by sharing some nasty secrets of his own. | |||||
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06/17/2024 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After a modeling agent tells Robert he has a unique look, he convinces him to pose for head shots with their "in-house" photographer. | |||||
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06/17/2024 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| A young man, Sam Gilula, arrives at Frank and Marie's and everyone is surprised when he and Frank fondly embrace. Sam explains Frank had been quite an inspiration to him as a lad much to Ray and Robert's disbelief. | |||||
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06/17/2024 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray Barone and his wife Debra live across the street from Ray's parents, Marie and Frank, and his older brother, Robert - who all have strong opinions about how things should go in the Barone household. | |||||
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06/17/2024 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Frank and Marie have a wonderful time visiting old friends, they deliver the shocking news to the family that they have decided to buy a condo in New Jersey. Ray, Debra, Robert and Amy can barely contain their happiness. | |||||
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06/17/2024 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert's anxiety gets the best of him when Amy puts her personal touch on their newly acquired home. Ray and Debra visit Marie and Frank. While there, the head of the facility tells them that Frank and Marie must move out. | |||||
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06/17/2024 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray craftily turns what looks to be misfortune, after Debra and Marie fight, into a night of passion by helping Debra channel her emotions into what he terms, "angry sex." | |||||
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06/17/2024 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie wins 4 company seats to Knicks games, & invites her friend & husband to join. Doug hates her husband, so they invite Eddie & his girlfriend, who Carrie ends up hating. They decide to find a new couple to hang out with. | |||||
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06/17/2024 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug agrees to let Deacon borrow Carrie to make Thanksgiving dinner for his family. But when Deacon decides Holly is a better cook things start to get ugly. | |||||
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06/17/2024 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie is trying to get her dad the perfect gift for Christmas. Doug wants to buy a toy that is a collector's item for himself and Deacon wants it too. | |||||
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06/17/2024 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie thinks that Doug should go to therapy to find what is making him overeat. When it starts to work, Carrie starts telling the therapist specific things she wants him to change. | |||||
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06/17/2024 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug becomes obsessed with throwing a great Super Bowl party when he finds out most of his friends are going to another party. Carrie doesn't think that Doug thinks about her during the day, & Doug has to prove that he does. | |||||
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06/17/2024 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie accidently get the pictures of a couple called the Hofferman's. They see the couple doing things such as scuba diving and mountain climbing, so Carrie decides that she and Doug should start being more active. | |||||
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06/17/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer's moneymaking scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires when Morty has to depend on his Fl | |||||
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06/17/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer's moneymaking scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires when Morty has to depend on his Fl | |||||
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06/17/2024 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George learns the truth about a friend's illness; Kramer helps bring in a notorious scofflaw. | |||||
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06/17/2024 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine sets out to change a gay man's sexual preference. | |||||
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06/18/2024 12:00 am |
Mom |
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| Christy is concerned with the way Bonnie is processing Alvin's death and tries to get her professional help. | |||||
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06/18/2024 12:30 am |
Mom |
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| When Christy gets promoted to manager of the restaurant, she discovers that being the boss comes with its own set of problems. Also, Bonnie has a nemesis in the building who wants her fired. | |||||
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06/18/2024 1:00 am |
Mom |
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| Christy discovers that she enjoys sex most when there's a risk of getting caught. Meanwhile, Bonnie takes her new role as Secretary of the women's AA meeting a little too seriously. | |||||
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06/18/2024 1:30 am |
Mom |
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| Christy and Bonnie are shocked when they discover how prison has changed their friend Regina. | |||||
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06/18/2024 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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06/18/2024 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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06/18/2024 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie insists on studying piano until he finds out that football practice and piano practice are incompatible. | |||||
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06/18/2024 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Staid County Clerk Sprague becomes a comedian and even gets on a TV Amateur Hour | |||||
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06/18/2024 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| County Clerk Howard Sprague volunteers to become the Big Brother of a high school boy. | |||||
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06/18/2024 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy is distressed when Opie chooses someone else as his "Most Unforgettable character" for a school composition | |||||
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06/18/2024 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| A Greek Colonel thanks the 4077th by giving them food and drink for an Easter celebration. Bu the feast is foiled when softhearted Radar saves the main course from the spit - a lamb, which Radar tricks Henry into giving a medica | |||||
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06/18/2024 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| The camp is under fire and is swamped with wounded. They are being attacked by their own artillery in a frightening "friendly fire" incident. Trapper and Margaret get trapped in the Supply Tent together. Frank's jealousy of Trap | |||||
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06/18/2024 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Camp activities include Henry's nervous delivery of a sex lecture, with Hawkeye's and Trapper's heckling, a Shirley Temple movie, and a cookout. | |||||
