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07/03/2024 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays. Arthur and Spence attempt to write a Christmas song so they can cash in on the holiday, but soon realize it is going nowhere. | |||||
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07/03/2024 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, he gets annoyed and tries to convince Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Dan. To do this, Doug borrows the baby so they can give parenting a test run. | |||||
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07/03/2024 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and his mom set off on a series of smaller poker games in order to come up with the $1,000 buy-in to play in the high stakes game. Meanwhile, Carrie tries to get rid of her accent to land a promotion at work. | |||||
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07/03/2024 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug & his friends secretly rent an apartment above their favorite restaurant as their own private hangout. Meanwhile, Carrie has to do something bizarre to keep her new client, Kirstie Alley, happy. | |||||
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07/03/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Riding the subway proves both boom and bust for Jerry and his friends. | |||||
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07/03/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's practical joke causes George problems with his new girlfriend. | |||||
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07/03/2024 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Against their better judgment, Jerry and Elaine decide to play matchmaker for the jobless, dateless and possibly hopeless George, setting him up with a single friend of Elaine's. | |||||
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07/03/2024 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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07/04/2024 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Upon learning that Richard and "new" Christine are enjoying an intimate relationship, Christine becomes determined to make her own romantic conquests. | |||||
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07/04/2024 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Upon learning that her close friend Barb (recurring guest star Emmy Award winner WANDA SYKES) is responsible for matching up "new" Christine and Richard, Christine allows Barb to set her up on a blind date of her own. | |||||
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07/04/2024 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Upon learning from the gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with an attorney, Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER), Richard does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages them. | |||||
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07/04/2024 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine gets nervous when Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER) tries to take their relationship to the next level. After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment. | |||||
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07/04/2024 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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07/04/2024 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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07/04/2024 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Deputy Warren captures a pair of thieves through sheer stupidity about the functions of a cannon. | |||||
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07/04/2024 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober has dreams of entering show-business when he thinks he owns a genuine talking dog. | |||||
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07/04/2024 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee gets a job at the town print shop where the new proprietors are really counterfeiters. | |||||
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07/04/2024 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impovereshed congregation buy a new-church organ. | |||||
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07/04/2024 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Following an offer of promotion made by Master Sergeant Woodruff at a poker game, Radar is promoted to the rank of lieutenant. Finding this position awkward, Radar opts to return to his position as an enlisted man. | |||||
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07/04/2024 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| When Hot Lips confines Nurse Baker to her quarters, little does she know that Baker's husband has arrived in the camp. Hawkeye and B.J. put them together in Hot Lips' tent, telling everyone that a quarantined patient has been pl | |||||
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07/04/2024 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| After hearing that North Korean prisoners have been released in the area, everyone is upset when Margaret disappears. Colonel Flagg is called in to investigate, and bungles things in his usual manner. Finally Hot Lips returns, a | |||||
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07/04/2024 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Sidney Freedman, feeling depressed, visits the 4077th to observe how they fare under the pressures of war. He begins a letter to Sigmund Freud as a form of self-therapy, and releases his tension in the form of a practical joke w | |||||
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07/04/2024 7:00 am |
MASH |
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| After Frank discovers that Danny Fitzsimmons has shot himself to get out of combat, Father Mulcahy is called in. Realizing his lack of understanding of the fighting, Mulcahy accompanies Radar to an aid station, where they encoun | |||||
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07/04/2024 7:30 am |
MASH |
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| When Dr. Syn Paik, a North Korean surgeon, arrives with some wounded, he is passed off as a South Korean by Hawkeye and B.J., but to no avail. Hot Lips and Frank try to convince Potter that Paik is a spy. Paik, Hawkeye, and B.J. | |||||
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07/04/2024 8:00 am |
MASH |
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| After 24 hours of surgery, Hawkeye and Potter venture off to a Korean hospital to lend a hand. Hawkeye is appalled to learn that he must carry a gun. After helping the Koreans, they are shelled on the way back. They scramble fro | |||||
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07/04/2024 8:30 am |
MASH |
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| While Colonel Potter goes to Tokyo on R&R, his horse develops colic. Klinger becomes chronically depressed, and Hot Lips gets appendicitis. The horse is flushed out with a hose, Hawkeye and B.J. perform an appendectomy on Hot Li | |||||
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07/04/2024 9:00 am |
MASH |
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| After Potter orders Radar to move a Korean spirit post believed to ward off evil spirits, things mysteriously begin to go wrong. When an old Korean man is brought into camp for medical attention, he refuses surgery unless the sp | |||||
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07/04/2024 9:30 am |
MASH |
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| After Hawkeye bemoans the young age of the wounded, he appears to develop problems. Sleepwalking and bad dreams, according to Sidney Freedman, are taking Hawkeye back to a simple time, but the horrors of war continue to intrude. | |||||
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07/04/2024 10:00 am |
MASH |
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| Radar gets accepted into the "Famous Las Vegas Writers School", and begins to write his impressions of the camp. It happens to be Frank's birthday, so Hawkeye and B.J. stage a fight with each other to make Frank happy. Radar: "D | |||||
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07/04/2024 10:30 am |
MASH |
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| Befuddled by a crossword puzzle, Hawkeye persuades his old friend Tippy Brooks, a whiz at puzzles, brought to camp. Tippy arrives with his commanding officer Admiral Prescot, thinking it's a medical emergency. Having scrubbed up | |||||
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07/04/2024 11:00 am |
MASH |
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| Lieutenant Colonel Harold Beckett lies wounded in post-op waiting to get back to the front for five more days of combat duty to get his promotion. Meanwhile, Cho Lin, the Ping Pong champ, is engaged to Soony. He leaves to get he | |||||
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07/04/2024 11:30 am |
MASH |
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| Billy Tyler, a young black sergeant, is brought into camp with a bullet wound in the leg. He is a football player, and when he discovers that his leg has been amputated, he wants to die. After talks with Radar, Billy agrees that | |||||
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07/04/2024 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Otis Campbell acquires a car and threatens life and limb of Mayberry's pedestrian populations. | |||||
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07/04/2024 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy Griffith's wife, Barbara, appears in this episode as a member of the singing group. Barney suffers an ego blow when Gomer out-sings him. | |||||
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07/04/2024 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney disguises himself as a dummy in an attempt to solve a series of thefts in a Mayberry department store. | |||||
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07/04/2024 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy takes a week off, leaving Barney and Gomer in charge. A prisoner also takes off in the resultant confusion. | |||||
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07/04/2024 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Gomer proceeds to make a pest of himself after Andy wakes him to put out a minor fire. | |||||
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07/04/2024 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee saves money by buying a side of beef. the beef is tough, the freezer conks out, and Gomer attempts to fix the motor. | |||||
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07/04/2024 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While discussing the possibility of having to hold Michael back for another year of preschool, Ray is shocked to discover that he too was left back when he was that age. | |||||
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07/04/2024 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray believes he has finally found the ultimate Christmas gift for his parents. If nothing else, it will certainly be something they will remember forever. | |||||
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07/04/2024 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra raises the notion that Robert's reluctance to commit to Amy may be a result of his being gay, Ray thinks she is beyond crazy. | |||||
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07/04/2024 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra have differing points of view on how best to handle the situation when they learn that Ally has been bullying another child on the school bus. | |||||
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07/04/2024 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Everyone gets on Ray's case because he doesn't go to Sunday Mass. When Ray starts feeling guilty about the good example Frank is setting by attending church, he commits to becoming a regular parishioner. | |||||
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07/04/2024 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray feels tremendous guilt when he cancels plans with Robert, who then gets hurt in the line of duty, when he should have been hanging out with his brother. | |||||
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07/04/2024 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| As Debra and Ray celebrate their 10th anniversary, she discovers that he taped over their wedding video years before with the '91 SuperBowl. Ray must renew their vows in front of family and friends with all the trimmings. | |||||
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07/04/2024 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug convinces Carrie that he can get rid of their bug problem and doesn't need to hire the creepy and expensive exterminator. But when his plan doesn't work, they have to sleep in the car while the house is treated. | |||||
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07/04/2024 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Arthur discovers that Doug is fully recovered, he blackmails him in order to get things that Carrie won't let him have. Meanwhile, Doug tells Carrie he's at his physical therapist's in order to play in the slam ball court. | |||||
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07/04/2024 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home. | |||||
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07/04/2024 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| After convincing Carrie to sell her hair to a wigmaker so they can afford to join Deacon and Kelly on a cruise, Doug realizes he doesn't find Carrie's new shorter hairdo attractive. | |||||
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07/04/2024 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug lies to Carrie and tells her that he regrets not accomplishing more in life and that he's going to sign up for the IPS management program. He gets busted when Carrie thanks his boss for accepting Doug into the program. | |||||
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07/04/2024 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Everything is great with the newly formed friendships until Kelly grows tired of Doug's forgetfulness. Meanwhile, Gloria, the coffee shop girl, takes Arthur's relationship advice, and has success when she does the opposite. | |||||
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07/04/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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07/04/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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07/04/2024 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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07/04/2024 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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07/05/2024 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Concerned about the uniformity of Ritchie's schoolmates, Christine takes it upon herself to help diversify the student body at his exclusive private school. | |||||
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07/05/2024 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally after her breakup, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending some time on her own. | |||||
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07/05/2024 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine feels pressured to throw an extravagant party for Ritchie's ninth birthday, his first involving children from his new private school. | |||||
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07/05/2024 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine tries to behave maturely when Richard brings "new" Christine to breakfast with Ritchie so they can get to know each other. | |||||
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07/05/2024 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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07/05/2024 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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07/05/2024 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Girl-shy Deputy Warren turns into a somnambulistic Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV. | |||||
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07/05/2024 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard and compounds the problem by replacing him with a bicyclist | |||||
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07/05/2024 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Deputy Warren starts the town drunk on a therapeutic art career. | |||||
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07/05/2024 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney makes a triumphal return to Mayberry to attend his high school reunion. | |||||
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07/05/2024 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Nurse Carrie Donovan receives a "Dear Jane" letter from her husband, and practically falls apart. B.J. consoles her, and they spend the night together. Feelings of guilt come over B.J. until he discusses them with Donovan and th | |||||
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07/05/2024 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Father Mulcahy comes down with infectious hepatitis, and Hawkeye has to give the whole camp antibiotics, whilst dealing with a psychosomatic back pain. Meanwhile, B.J. has to perform a very difficult operation. | |||||
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07/05/2024 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| In the midst of Hawkeye being considered, much to his distaste, for the position of a general's personal physician, Radar becomes a surrogate father to a Korean woman and her baby, until the baby's GI father returns. | |||||
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07/05/2024 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| As a cure for the increased tension at the 4077th, Potter obtains a copy of his favorite film, "My Darling Clementine", and makes a social event out of it. As the film continues to break, tensions rise, until Mulcahy plays the p | |||||
