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		07/04/2024 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Present Tense
	When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Present Tense Localized description: When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.
		07/04/2024 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Sold-Y Locks
	After convincing Carrie to sell her hair to a wigmaker so they can afford to join Deacon and Kelly on a cruise, Doug realizes he doesn't find Carrie's new shorter hairdo attractive.

		07/04/2024 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Emotional Rollercoaster
	Doug lies to Carrie and tells her that he regrets not accomplishing more in life and that he's going to sign up for the IPS management program. He gets busted when Carrie thanks his boss for accepting Doug into the program.

		07/04/2024 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Four Play
	Everything is great with the newly formed friendships until Kelly grows tired of Doug's forgetfulness. Meanwhile, Gloria, the coffee shop girl, takes Arthur's relationship advice, and has success when she does the opposite.

		07/04/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Boy Friend II
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		07/04/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Limo
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		07/04/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Good Samaritan
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		07/04/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Letter
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		07/05/2024 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Other F Word, The
	Concerned about the uniformity of Ritchie's schoolmates, Christine takes it upon herself to help diversify the student body at his exclusive private school.

		07/05/2024 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Long Day's Journey Into Stan
	Everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally after her breakup, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending some time on her own.

		07/05/2024 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Teach Your Children Well
	Christine feels pressured to throw an extravagant party for Ritchie's ninth birthday, his first involving children from his new private school.

		07/05/2024 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Ritchie Has Two Mommies
	Christine tries to behave maturely when Richard brings "new" Christine to breakfast with Ritchie so they can get to know each other.

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		07/05/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Girl Shy
	Girl-shy Deputy Warren turns into a somnambulistic Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV.

		07/05/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Malcolm at the Crossroads
	Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard and compounds the problem by replacing him with a bicyclist

		07/05/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Otis the Artist
	Deputy Warren starts the town drunk on a therapeutic art career.

		07/05/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Return of Barney Fife
	Barney makes a triumphal return to Mayberry to attend his high school reunion.

		07/05/2024 5:00 am	MASH	Hanky Panky
	Nurse Carrie Donovan receives a "Dear Jane" letter from her husband, and practically falls apart. B.J. consoles her, and they spend the night together. Feelings of guilt come over B.J. until he discusses them with Donovan and th

		07/05/2024 5:30 am	MASH	Hepatitis
	Father Mulcahy comes down with infectious hepatitis, and Hawkeye has to give the whole camp antibiotics, whilst dealing with a psychosomatic back pain. Meanwhile, B.J. has to perform a very difficult operation.

		07/05/2024 6:00 am	MASH	The General's Practitioner
	In the midst of Hawkeye being considered, much to his distaste, for the position of a general's personal physician, Radar becomes a surrogate father to a Korean woman and her baby, until the baby's GI father returns.

		07/05/2024 6:30 am	MASH	Movie Tonight
	As a cure for the increased tension at the 4077th, Potter obtains a copy of his favorite film, "My Darling Clementine", and makes a social event out of it. As the film continues to break, tensions rise, until Mulcahy plays the p

		07/05/2024 7:00 am	MASH	Souvenirs
	Korean children and American soldiers are often badly wounded when they hunt for souvenirs which the enemy have booby-trapped. Potter asks for it to stop, and Hawkeye and B.J. put a local junk dealer out of business.

		07/05/2024 7:30 am	MASH	Post Op
	In the midst of a deluge of patients and their individual medical histories, the 4077th is out of blood. Everyone in camp is donating at 48-hour intervals when a truckload of Turkish soldiers arrives to offer their blood and sav

		07/05/2024 8:00 am	MASH	Margaret's Marriage
	Prompted by pressure from Frank, Hot Lips sets a date for marriage with Lieutenant Colonel Donald Penobscott. When Donald arrives in camp for the wedding, a bridal shower and bachelor party are given. When he has passed out drun

		07/05/2024 8:30 am	MASH	Fade Out, Fade In, Part 1 of 2
	After Maj. Margaret Houlihan-Penobscott leaves for her honeymoon, Maj. Frank Burns becomes very distraught, so Potter sends him on R&R. As they deal with the physical and psychological wounds in a heavy load of casualties, membe

		07/05/2024 9:00 am	MASH	Fade Out, Fade In, Part 2 of 2
	After Maj. Margaret Houlihan-Penobscott leaves for her honeymoon, Maj. Frank Burns becomes very distraught, so Potter sends him on R&R. As they deal with the physical and psychological wounds in a heavy load of casualties, membe

		07/05/2024 9:30 am	MASH	Fallen Idol
	Radar wants to become a man so Hawkeye recommends he goes to Seoul. On his way there he is hit by a mine. Hawkeye performs surgery on him. After surgery, Hawkeye goes to the Officers Club where he gets hammered. The next day he

		07/05/2024 10:00 am	MASH	Last Laugh
	Madness strikes as B.J. and his old friend Bardonaro play a series of practical jokes on each other, just as Bardonaro is about to leave Korea. Hawkeye gets the last laugh. He sends Bardonaro off without his traveling papers, an

		07/05/2024 10:30 am	MASH	War of Nerves
	The 4077th, caught up in tension and nerves, creates a bonfire to release their pressure. Meanwhile, Sidney Freedman is depressed over a young soldier who blames him for his injuries, because Freedman had sent him back into comb

		07/05/2024 11:00 am	MASH	The Winchester Tapes
	Hawkeye tries unsuccessfully to get to Seoul, to see Nurse Gilmore for the weekend. Meanwhile, Winchester has taped a letter home, asking for his influential parents to help get him back to the States. To get even, Hawkeye and B

		07/05/2024 11:30 am	MASH	The Light That Failed
	With supplies low, the 4077th gets a truckload of ice cream churns and salt tablets. But what it needs are light bulbs, and in the dimly lit post-op Charles makes an error for which he draws the ultimate wrath of his two surgeon

		07/05/2024 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Divorce Mountain Style
	A strange mountain-style divorce ritual is frustrated by another ritual performed by Barney.

		07/05/2024 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	A Deal is a Deal
	Opie gets caught in a phony scheme to sell salve. Barney and Gomer come to his rescue.

		07/05/2024 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Fun Girls
	Joyce Jameson and Jean Carson appear as two fun-loving blondes who upset the procedures and routine of the sheriff's office.

		07/05/2024 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Return of Malcolm Merriweather
	British comedian Bernard Fox plays the peripatetic Englishman who returns to Mayberry and upsets aunt Bee with his efficiency.

		07/05/2024 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Rumor
	Andy kisses Helen on the cheek and Barney interprets the kiss as tantamount to a secret engagement. the town gets the word and prepares a surprise party for the couple.

		07/05/2024 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney and Thelma Lou, Phfft
	Barney is furious when he sees his girl, Thelma Lou, kiss Gomer Pyle.

		07/05/2024 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Hackidu
	Ray screws up a “Hackidu” (à la Pokemon) trade for his daughter, Ally, by giving away a “Scramisaur” card that ends up being worth a lot of money.

		07/05/2024 3:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Debra Makes Something Good
	Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally creates a dish that everyone likes. Ray can't believe it when he samples Debra's braciole.

		07/05/2024 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Marie and Frank's New Friends
	Ray and Debra devise a plan to push Frank and Marie into making new friends, thus leaving the older couple with less time to bother them. It seems perfect, but the situation is complicated by their new friend's reaction to Ray.

		07/05/2024 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Alone Time
	Ray finds it hard to understand why Debra needs her “alone time.” When Debra realizes that all her time is spent with the kids, Ray and his family, she implores Ray to take the kids out more often.

		07/05/2024 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Someone's Cranky
	Still recuperating from his recent run-in with a bull, a cantankerous Robert is driving everyone crazy with his mean-spirited and nasty behavior. They think the reason for his attitude may be his having to stay at his parents'.

		07/05/2024 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Bad Moon Rising
	In his desire to get a “quick fix” for Debra's womanly problems, hus making his life a heck of a lot easier, he turns a bad situation worse by suggesting that a simple pill will help with his wife's insufferable mood swings.

		07/05/2024 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Confronting the Attacker
	After losing his nerve on the job during his first day back from medical leave, Robert quits the police force. No one realized how much of an effect the “bull incident” had on Robert's mental state.

		07/05/2024 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Hartford Wailer
	Carrie convinces her female co-workers to blow off work and take advantage of a hotel spa, after telling Doug that she'll be working all weekend. She gets caught in the lie when he discovers that she already has an appointment.

		07/05/2024 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Fight Schlub
	When Doug starts hanging out with Joe, a driver at Priority Plus, his fellow drivers lose all respect for him. When Joe invites Doug to a concert, he realizes that Joe was acting friendly only so he could play a trick on Doug.

		07/05/2024 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Acting Out
	Arthur accidently starts a fire while cooking bacon and Carrie and Doug decide it is time to move Arthur into a retirement home. Doug then starts feeling guilty about abandoning him, and tries to convince Carrie to let him stay.

		07/05/2024 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Mama Cast
	When Carries tells Doug to find a way to invest their tax return check, Doug decides to buy an ice cream truck he sees for sale. Thinking this is a good way to make money, he sets out to sell ice cream.

		07/05/2024 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Affair Trade
	A woman keeps calling Doug's house, claiming to have spent a romantic weekend with him, but Doug has no idea who she is and tries to find a way to stop her from calling.

		07/05/2024 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Moxie Moron
	When O'Boyle goes into rehab, he asks Doug and Deacon to fill in for him as supervisor. Doug initially turns it down, but changes his mind in order to prove to Carrie that he isn't content with being a driver for his whole life.

		07/05/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Parking Space
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		07/05/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Keys
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		07/05/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Trip: Part 1
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		07/05/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Trip: Part 2
	While searching for Kramer in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up for questioning by the police, who suspect Kramer is a notorious serial killer known as the smog stranger.

		07/06/2024 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	No Fault Divorce
	Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments between the two women.

		07/06/2024 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Exile On Lame Street
	Christine objects when Richard and "new" Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that her son is too young to be exposed to the vices on display there, Christine initially forbids it.

		07/06/2024 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Some Of My Best Friends Are Portuguese
	Shut out once again by the judgmental moms at Ritchie's school, Christine is overjoyed to finally make friends with another down-to-earth working woman, Belinda (ANA ORTIZ), who invites her over for a drink after work.

		07/06/2024 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Fair To Remember, A
	While volunteering at the spring carnival at Ritchie's school, Christine is surprised to learn that there's a hot new dad at the school--and excited that it's her ex-boyfriend, Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER).

		07/06/2024 2:00 am	Roseanne	Couch Potatoes
	The Conners become a Nielsen family. Jackie and Fred decide to end their marriage.

		07/06/2024 2:30 am	Roseanne	Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute
	Dan's dream of building a boat leads to an episode full of fantasy and fun - Gilligan's Island style. Additionally, David graduates high school, and Darlene's unhappy about his summer plans.

		07/06/2024 3:00 am	Roseanne	Shower the People You Love With Stuff
	As the baby's birth approaches, the Conner family makes plans for the new arrival.

		07/06/2024 3:30 am	Roseanne	Let Them Eat Junk
	Roseanne and Jackie fight over parenting issues, and hurtful words are exchanged. Dan spends time with D.J.

		07/06/2024 4:00 am	Roseanne	Roseanne in the Hood
	Roseanne wages war against a new restaurant that opens across from the Lunch Box.

		07/06/2024 4:30 am	Roseanne	The Last Date
	Roseanne insists Dan go out with her for one last Saturday night "date" before their baby arrives and crash a Bar Mitzvah. Becky and Darlene bond over a bottle of Peppermint Schnapps.

		07/06/2024 5:00 am	Roseanne	Halloween - The Final Chapter
	The Ouija board makes this Halloween the weirdest and the happiest one of all. During a seance, Roseanne goes into labor and must be rushed to the hospital, where she gives birth to Jerry Garcia Conner.

		07/06/2024 5:30 am	Roseanne	The Fifties Show
	The Conners go back in time in this spoof of '50s sitcoms.

		07/06/2024 6:00 am	Roseanne	The Getaway, Almost
	Jackie, Roseanne and baby Jerry pick up a hitchhiker and run a truck off the road. Dan's desperate to enjoy having the house to himself.

		07/06/2024 6:30 am	Roseanne	The Last Thursday in November
	D.J. performs in his school's Thanksgiving pageant in which the pilgrims pull out weapons and gun down the Indians "Pulp Fiction" style. D.J.'s Native-American teacher enlightens the parents with his story of Thanksgiving.

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Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 06/13/2026 •Time zone: Eastern Daylight Time (EDT) UTC -4 • Country: United States •Language: English

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