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		07/08/2024 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Brace Yourself
	When Deacon's son draws a picture of Arthur with crooked teeth, Arthur decides he needs braces. Doug uses this idea to try to improve Carrie by having Deacon's son draw a picture of her flat-chested.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Brace Yourself Localized description: When Deacon's son draws a picture of Arthur with crooked teeth, Arthur decides he needs braces. Doug uses this idea to try to improve Carrie by having Deacon's son draw a picture of her flat-chested.
		07/08/2024 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Home Cheapo
	When Deacon and Kelly buy a lake house, Carrie convinces Doug that they were able to afford it because they are so cheap. When Doug & Carrie go to the new home, they decide to get back at them by making them pay for everything.

		07/08/2024 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Offensive Fowl
	Doug, in an effort to be more healthy decides to become a vegetarian, which angers Carrie when he decides to push his new beliefs on her.

		07/08/2024 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Mild Bunch
	Doug runs into an old friend at his high school reunion and they decide to play a prank on the principle to get revenge for an event of the past.

		07/08/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Bris
	Jerry and Elaine agree to be godparents to a couple's newborn boy, but they're apprehensive about the duties they must perform at the baby's first religious ceremony.

		07/08/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Lip Reader
	George tries to capitalize on Jerry's date with a deaf woman.

		07/08/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Non-Fat Yogurt
	Jerry and Elaine question Kramer's claim about a non-fat yogurt.

		07/08/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Barber
	Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber; George gets a job.

		07/09/2024 12:00 am	Mom	Nazi Zombies and a Two-Hundred Pound Baby
	Bonnie tries to get Christy to admit that she still has feelings for her ex-husband, Baxter.

		07/09/2024 12:30 am	Mom	Cornflakes and the Hair of Three Men
	When the restaurant closes for renovation, Christy takes a job as Jill's personal assistant. Also, Bonnie answers a wrong number and falls for the guy on the other end of the line.

		07/09/2024 1:00 am	Mom	Caperberries and a Glass Eye
	Christy encourages Bonnie to go out with a great new guy, Adam, only to find out that he's not as great as she thought.

		07/09/2024 1:30 am	Mom	Beast Mode and Old People Kissing
	When Jodi's boyfriend, Travis, who was with her when she overdosed, shows up at an A.A. meeting, Christy struggles to show him the compassion he needs. Also, Bonnie's new boyfriend feels left out because she spends so much time at A.A.

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		07/09/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Look, Paw, I'm Dancing
	Reluctant Opie attends his first dancing party, and discovers dancing is fun, even with girls.

		07/09/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Gypsies
	Andy has a problem with a band of gypsies come to town armed with old-world hocus-pocus and modern science

		07/09/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Eat Your Heart Out
	Goober falls in love with the new waitress in town but as far as she's concerned, it is Andy who is the Blue Plate Special

		07/09/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	A Baby in The House
	Aunt Bee agrees to week of baby sitting for her niece and finds the adorable infant adores everyone but her.

		07/09/2024 5:00 am	MASH	The Grim Reaper
	Colonel Victor Bloodworth predicts that 280 wounded will arrive at the 4077th. Hawkeye is antagonized by Bloodworth and shoves him against a wall. Bloodworth presses for a court martial until he becomes one of the wounded and wa

		07/09/2024 5:35 am	MASH	Comrades In Arms, Part 1 of 2
	Lost behind enemy lines, Hawkeye and Margaret form a personal truce and seek shelter in a roadside hut.

		07/09/2024 6:10 am	MASH	Comrades in Arms, Part 2 of 2
	Margaret and Hawkeye seek solace from enemy fire in each other's arms and end up, briefly, as lovers.

		07/09/2024 6:45 am	Bonanza	Four Sisters From Boston
	4 Lowell sisters arrive to claim the ranch their uncle left them. Upon arrivial they find the ranch being auctioned for unpaid taxes, & they don't have enough money to pay the taxes. Unknown to them, the auction has been rigged.

		07/09/2024 7:50 am	Gunsmoke	The Widow and the Rogue
	James Stacy guest stars as a personable thief, who doesn't relish the thought of a minimum two-year sentence because of his past record and, therefore, seeks to escape from Festus en route to the Dodge City jail.

		07/09/2024 8:55 am	Gunsmoke	Lynch Town
	Drunken Circuit Judge Warfield, who is on the payroll of town boss John King, is forced by Dillon to hold an inquest into the death of a woman saloon owner.

		07/09/2024 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Hanging of Newly O'Brien
	Newly's skill, with both people and medicine, is put to the test when Doc sends him out to check on families in the back country.

		07/09/2024 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	Susan Was Evil
	Kathleen Nolan guest stars as a widow who falls in love with a wounded prisoner of Matt Dillon's at a remote way station.

		07/09/2024 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee's Romance
	Aunt Bee's old beau, a practical joker, shows up in Mayberry and resumes his courtship. Andy has misgivings.

		07/09/2024 12:36 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney's Bloodhound
	Barney's attempts to train an old mutt (named Blue) as a police dog coincide with a manhunt for an escaped criminal.

		07/09/2024 1:12 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Man in the Middle
	Barney and Thelma Lou have a lovers' quarrel. Andy tries to help but only succeeds in getting caught in the middle.

		07/09/2024 1:48 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney's Uniform
	Barney starts wearing his uniform all the time after being threatened with bodily harm if he's ever caught without it on.

		07/09/2024 2:24 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Fortune
	Opie almost becomes $50 richer after finding a change purse.

		07/09/2024 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Ray's Journal
	Ray is mortified when he realizes that Marie used to read his journal he kept as a teenager. When Marie blurts out an embarrassing incident from his past, he can't figure out how she could have possibly known that information.

		07/09/2024 3:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Silent Partner
	Debra is upset when she realizes during a Valentine's Day dinner with Ray, that they no longer have anything to talk about. Debra suggests that they get involved in each other's hobbies so they'll have something in common.

		07/09/2024 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Fairies
	Ray is upset when he discovers that his twins, are playing fairies in the school play. At first he defends the boys against Frank's sarcastic comments about the situation. Ray later learns that the boys chose the role.

		07/09/2024 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Stefania Arrives
	Robert gets a surprise visit from Stefania, the woman he fell in love with in Italy. Robert's excitement quickly gives way to annoyance when he witnesses a few of her idiosyncrasies. Robert has to rethink his feelings for her.

		07/09/2024 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Humm Vac
	Ray purchases a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door to door saleswoman and it ignites a housekeeping war between Marie and Debra. Debra finds out why the saleswoman came to the door in the first place.

		07/09/2024 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Canister
	Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that holds sentimental value and Debra insists that she has already given it back. Debra is surprised when she realizes she still has the canister.

		07/09/2024 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Net Worth
	Debra becomes angry when Ray contributes $1,000 to his friends' scheme to open a go-cart business without first consulting her. Ray retaliates by saying that he can do what he wants with the money, since he earns the paycheck.

		07/09/2024 7:05 pm	King of Queens	Manhattan Project
	When an apartment in Manhattan becomes available to Doug and Carrie, Carrie sees it as a chance to live out her dream of living in the city, but Doug wants nothing to do with it.

		07/09/2024 7:40 pm	King of Queens	Single Spaced
	Doug and Carrie decide to go visit their priest for some marriage counseling, and while there they run into some old friends who just had a baby. This causes them to consider a child.

		07/09/2024 8:15 pm	King of Queens	China Syndrome Part 1
	Arthur's wedding day is here but he soon finds himself without a bride when Ava St. Clair leaves him for not being gay. Doug, still mad at Carrie, decides he is going to divorce her, and shows up drunk at the wedding.

		07/09/2024 8:50 pm	King of Queens	China Syndrome Part 2
	After Doug tells Carrie his plans to leave her, she decides she wants to go to China and adopt the child they were going to get without him. Doug still wants this, so they race to get to the airport to get the baby.

		07/09/2024 9:25 pm	King of Queens	Pilot
	Carrie and Doug were happy. Doug had just gotten the perfect basement; it had a big screen TV, a fooseball table, everything he could ever want. But when Carrie's father has to move in with them, Doug loses his basement.

		07/09/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Masseuse
	Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend; Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name.

		07/09/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Cigar Store Indian
	Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place.

		07/09/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Conversion
	In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion.

		07/09/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Stall
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		07/10/2024 12:00 am	Mom	A Catheter and a Dipsy-Doodle
	Despite being extremely ill, Christy insists on taking her final exams. Also, Bonnie is furious when she suspects that her boyfriend Adam is cheating on her.

		07/10/2024 12:30 am	Mom	Pure Evil and a Free Piece of Cheesecake
	When Christy learns she made the Dean's List at school, she's disappointed by Bonnie's lackluster response.

		07/10/2024 1:00 am	Mom	Mahjong Sally and the Ecstasy
	Christy and Bonnie don't know who to believe when they hear conflicting stories about Violet and Gregory's breakup.

		07/10/2024 1:30 am	Mom	Atticus Finch and the Downtrodden
	Christy's dream of becoming a lawyer is in jeopardy when she is hit with the reality of how much her education will cost. Also, Bonnie becomes the disciplinarian now that Violet is living at home.

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		07/10/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	The County Clerk
	Andy and Helen run into trouble when they promote a romance between the county clerk and the county nurse.

		07/10/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Foster Lady
	Aunt Bee almost becomes the star of a TV commercial before she decides stardom is not for her.

		07/10/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Goober's Replacement
	Goober's girlfriend fills in for him at the filling station and proves so efficient that the boss wants her as a permanent replacement.

		07/10/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Battle of Mayberry
	Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl, settled over a jug of corn liquor.

		07/10/2024 5:00 am	MASH	The Merchant of Korea
	After Charles hands B.J. two hundred dollars, he begins to take advantage. Everyone gets together and persuades Charles to play poker. He has incredible beginner's luck until Radar discovers that Charles whistles loudly when he

		07/10/2024 5:35 am	MASH	The Smell Of Music
	The 4077th has just ended a rough 3-day ordeal with wounded soldiers. Charles plays (?) a French horn and drives Hawkeye and B.J. crazy. They refuse to bathe until the French horn playing is stopped; the two are even forced to e

		07/10/2024 6:10 am	MASH	Patient 4077
	In need of a special surgical clamp, Hawkeye and B.J. hire Mr. Shin, a local jewelry dealer, to make it. Days later the clamp is used to save the leg of a wounded soldier. Mr. Shin goes into the surgical supply business.

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Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 06/13/2026 •Time zone: Eastern Daylight Time (EDT) UTC -4 • Country: United States •Language: English

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