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07/09/2024 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur's wedding day is here but he soon finds himself without a bride when Ava St. Clair leaves him for not being gay. Doug, still mad at Carrie, decides he is going to divorce her, and shows up drunk at the wedding. | |||||
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07/09/2024 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| After Doug tells Carrie his plans to leave her, she decides she wants to go to China and adopt the child they were going to get without him. Doug still wants this, so they race to get to the airport to get the baby. | |||||
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07/09/2024 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie and Doug were happy. Doug had just gotten the perfect basement; it had a big screen TV, a fooseball table, everything he could ever want. But when Carrie's father has to move in with them, Doug loses his basement. | |||||
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07/09/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend; Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name. | |||||
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07/09/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place. | |||||
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07/09/2024 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion. | |||||
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07/09/2024 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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07/10/2024 12:00 am |
Mom |
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| Despite being extremely ill, Christy insists on taking her final exams. Also, Bonnie is furious when she suspects that her boyfriend Adam is cheating on her. | |||||
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07/10/2024 12:30 am |
Mom |
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| When Christy learns she made the Dean's List at school, she's disappointed by Bonnie's lackluster response. | |||||
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07/10/2024 1:00 am |
Mom |
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| Christy and Bonnie don't know who to believe when they hear conflicting stories about Violet and Gregory's breakup. | |||||
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07/10/2024 1:30 am |
Mom |
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| Christy's dream of becoming a lawyer is in jeopardy when she is hit with the reality of how much her education will cost. Also, Bonnie becomes the disciplinarian now that Violet is living at home. | |||||
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07/10/2024 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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07/10/2024 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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07/10/2024 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Helen run into trouble when they promote a romance between the county clerk and the county nurse. | |||||
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07/10/2024 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee almost becomes the star of a TV commercial before she decides stardom is not for her. | |||||
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07/10/2024 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober's girlfriend fills in for him at the filling station and proves so efficient that the boss wants her as a permanent replacement. | |||||
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07/10/2024 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl, settled over a jug of corn liquor. | |||||
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07/10/2024 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| After Charles hands B.J. two hundred dollars, he begins to take advantage. Everyone gets together and persuades Charles to play poker. He has incredible beginner's luck until Radar discovers that Charles whistles loudly when he | |||||
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07/10/2024 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th has just ended a rough 3-day ordeal with wounded soldiers. Charles plays (?) a French horn and drives Hawkeye and B.J. crazy. They refuse to bathe until the French horn playing is stopped; the two are even forced to e | |||||
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07/10/2024 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| In need of a special surgical clamp, Hawkeye and B.J. hire Mr. Shin, a local jewelry dealer, to make it. Days later the clamp is used to save the leg of a wounded soldier. Mr. Shin goes into the surgical supply business. | |||||
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07/10/2024 6:45 am |
Bonanza |
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| Charlie likes to tell a lot of tales that Hoss doesn't believe, until Charlie's wife explains that he does help others, regardless of his own safety. Later Billy Barker decides to rob Charlie, & it's Hoss who comes to the rescue | |||||
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07/10/2024 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A young man named Billy arrives in Dodge to visit his best friend, Festus. When the teenager, who has no family and is retarded, attacks and injures a drover for tormenting a cat, he is arrested. | |||||
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07/10/2024 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Sam Groom and Sandra Morgan play a fugitive and his Indian wife, who frustrate Newly by seeking medical help for their baby and then refusing to take his advice. | |||||
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07/10/2024 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A daring jailbreak reunites a family of vicious outlaws who wound a pursuing U.S. marshal, kill his deputy, then wait in ambush for the injured lawman and Marshal Dillon. | |||||
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07/10/2024 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Nehemiah Persoff guest stars as a reformed criminal, with Gloria De Haven as his former sweetheart. | |||||
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07/10/2024 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy goes to Raleigh for a job interview, and chaos prevails in Mayberry, with Barney as acting sheriff. | |||||
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07/10/2024 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee wants the starring role in the Mayberry Centennial Pageant. Andy and Opie are neglected at home. | |||||
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07/10/2024 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie finds himself an unwilling principal in a betrothal involving mountaineer Charlene Darling's new baby. | |||||
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07/10/2024 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Helen are supposed to have a day off, but are continually interrupted at their secluded picnic spot by Barney asking questions about his duties. | |||||
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07/10/2024 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney demonstrates gypsy fortune telling to Opie. The wishes seem to begin to come true. | |||||
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07/10/2024 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Otis slips and falls in jail and is convinced by a lawyer that he should sue the county. | |||||
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07/10/2024 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Marie gathers Robert's ex-girlfriends and his female police partner, together so they can dissect his character in an effort to help her better understand why her eldest son can't commit to a relationship. | |||||
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07/10/2024 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray realizes that his kids would rather spend time with their Uncle Robert than with him. Robert comments that it seems as though Ray finds it boring to be around his kids. Ray makes an effort to spend more time with them. | |||||
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07/10/2024 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Although Debra has been aware that her parents have been having problems, she is devastated to learn that they are planning to separate after 40 years of marriage. This makes Debra worry about her own marriage. | |||||
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07/10/2024 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Frank offers to paint Ray and Debra's house, but refuses to paint it the color they have chosen. Ray takes matters into his own hands and relieves Frank of his duties as house painter. | |||||
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07/10/2024 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| As Ray escorts Ally to a father-daughter dance, he realizes how grown up and independent his daughter has become. As a result, he begins to recall the day, nine years ago, when the Barone clan welcomed her into the family. | |||||
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07/10/2024 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra are more than a little concerned when they realize that the constant bickering and screaming that goes on between them and Ray's parents are having an effect on young Michael. | |||||
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07/10/2024 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray and Debra sit down to lay "Sensuoopoly," it's clear that they have different approaches to playing the game. This leads to an conversation about ways they can improve their intimacy after being together for 12 years. | |||||
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07/10/2024 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug sees and old picture of Carrie's mother. She was young, hot, and skinny, just like Carrie. But then he sees another with her bigger than him. Afraid this might happen to Carrie he tries to trick her into dieting with him. | |||||
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07/10/2024 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug begins to wonder why Carrie would ever settle for a pathetic guy like him when Carrie starts doing well at work. | |||||
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07/10/2024 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie refuses to go on a double date with Richie and his new girlfriend and Doug wants to know why. | |||||
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07/10/2024 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur wants to go out with Doug's aunt Sheila, and Doug is bothered by this, because he wants Sheila to go back to his uncle. | |||||
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07/10/2024 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| After feeling bad that Arthur has no friends and nothing to do, Doug takes him out with him and his friends. Carrie is very "appreciative" and Doug tries doing it more to see how "appreciative" she will be. | |||||
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07/10/2024 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| A jeweler offers way more money for Carrie's ring than Doug originally paid, and they debate whether to sell it. | |||||
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07/10/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| En route to a dinner party, Elaine and Jerry pair off to find a perfect dessert, while Kramer and George search for the right wine -- only nothing seems to work out the way they planned. | |||||
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07/10/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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07/10/2024 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry obsessively worries when he takes his date to a restaurant famous for their apple pie and she refuses to eat a piece; meanwhile, Elaine discovers that a mannequin resembling her has been showing up in quite a few window displays. | |||||
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07/10/2024 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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07/11/2024 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine's attraction to Ritchie's teacher, Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), causes a scene at a school fundraiser---especially after Ritchie wins a playdate with him. | |||||
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07/11/2024 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine realizes she can't afford the newly raised tuition at Ritchie's school, she tries to get help from everyone except the person who is offering it freely: Barb (recurring guest star WANDA SYKES). | |||||
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07/11/2024 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Annoyed that Ritchie finds his weekends with his dad more fun than his weekdays with her, Christine decides to make Richard responsible for helping Ritchie complete a big homework assignment. | |||||
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07/11/2024 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Now that Barb (recurring guest star WANDA SYKES) is a co-owner of Christine's women's gym, the two women don't always agree on how to run it. | |||||
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07/11/2024 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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07/11/2024 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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07/11/2024 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee's original song about Mayberry is a hit when it's played by a Rock N' roll star on his television show. | |||||
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07/11/2024 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie's friendship with an athletically superior little girl blossoms when she follows the advice of an older female and adopts the clinging vine approach. | |||||
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07/11/2024 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober blackballs county clerk Howard when he applies for membership in the Mayberry men's lodge. | |||||
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07/11/2024 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The Mayberry barbershop quartet loses its tenor on the eve of the singing contest so Andy drafts a prisoner with an antisocial philosophy but a beautiful voice. | |||||
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07/11/2024 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| With British and American casualties heavy, the 4077th's supply of penicillin has been stolen. Father Mulcahy discovers, from Corporal Bryant, the location of some penicillin, and he and Klinger go out in search of it. They are | |||||
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07/11/2024 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| With the arrival of a shipment of records, Radar plays the part of a disc jockey and helps to get everyone through the incredibly long deluge of wounded. | |||||
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07/11/2024 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Hot Lips, believing herself to be pregnant, asks Hawkeye to test her. The only rabbit available to use for the test is Radar's pet, Fluffy. Meanwhile, Martinson, a patient, holds Charles at gunpoint, demanding he be sent back to | |||||
