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07/12/2024 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| “Coon and Friends” set out to help the victims of BP's latest drilling accident in the Gulf, but Mysterion beats them to it. After being rejected by his fellow Super Heroes, the Coon joins forces with the dark lord Cthulhu. | |||||
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07/12/2024 5:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment. | |||||
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07/12/2024 6:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight. | |||||
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07/12/2024 6:30 am |
South Park |
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| For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool. Now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge. | |||||
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07/12/2024 7:00 am |
South Park |
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| Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs. | |||||
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07/12/2024 7:30 am |
South Park |
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| When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates. | |||||
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07/12/2024 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople with its incredible bargains. Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart and its low, low prices. | |||||
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07/12/2024 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings. | |||||
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07/12/2024 9:00 am |
Paid Programming |
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07/12/2024 9:30 am |
Paid Programming |
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07/12/2024 10:00 am |
Paid Programming |
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07/12/2024 10:30 am |
Paid Programming |
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07/12/2024 11:00 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| Freight Train and Cookie announce their plans to re-marry; Cleveland is chosen to be best man...until he's replaced by Donna's ex-husband; Cleveland Jr. offers to pay for the wedding ceremony after he inherits money from his mother. | |||||
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07/12/2024 11:30 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| Cleveland helps ignite the career of a struggling rapper after the pair produce a new hit single. | |||||
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07/12/2024 12:00 pm |
The Cleveland Show |
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| In this “live” broadcast of “The Cleveland Show,” complications ensue when Cleveland and Donna attempt to celebrate their anniversary. | |||||
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07/12/2024 12:30 pm |
The Cleveland Show |
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| After being humiliated in a baseball challenge, Cleveland decides to vacation in Africa, but a layover in Hawaii proves to be the cure for his shattered confidence. | |||||
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07/12/2024 1:00 pm |
Futurama |
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| Amy and Leela join the Butterfly Derby and become addicted to the nutritional supplement Nectar. | |||||
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07/12/2024 1:35 pm |
Futurama |
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| Fed up with his inferiority to machines, Hermes replaces his body parts with mechanical upgrades. | |||||
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07/12/2024 2:10 pm |
South Park |
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| The fourth grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand-new toy set that comes complete with a video camera with a night vision filter. To impress her the girls plan to make their own video. | |||||
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07/12/2024 2:45 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall. The local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes. | |||||
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07/12/2024 3:15 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all. | |||||
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07/12/2024 3:50 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents. | |||||
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07/12/2024 4:25 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever? | |||||
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07/12/2024 5:00 pm |
South Park |
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| If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer. | |||||
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07/12/2024 5:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead. | |||||
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07/12/2024 6:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Against their better judgment, Jerry and Elaine decide to play matchmaker for the jobless, dateless and possibly hopeless George, setting him up with a single friend of Elaine's. | |||||
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07/12/2024 6:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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07/12/2024 7:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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07/12/2024 7:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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07/12/2024 8:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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07/12/2024 8:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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07/12/2024 9:00 pm |
The Office |
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| With the elevators down, Dwight takes extreme measures to coerce Stanley out on a sales call, and Jim and Pam confide in coworkers about their relationship woes. | |||||
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07/12/2024 9:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Angela pines for Dwight during a office-wide paper airplane tournament, and Andy struggles with the demands of his first paid acting gig. | |||||
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07/12/2024 10:00 pm |
The Office |
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| The staff is skeptical of Andy's decision to quit and pursue acting full time, Jim cuts back on work to focus on his marriage, and Dwight finally earns his black belt. | |||||
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07/12/2024 10:35 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight is named branch manager, Andy burns his bridges, and Angela struggles with living on her own after her divorce. | |||||
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07/12/2024 11:10 pm |
The Office |
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| The office prepares to watch the documentary, Jim looks for an assistant to the assistant regional manager for Dwight, and Andy tries out for a singing competition show. | |||||
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07/12/2024 11:45 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight tries to find out if he's the father of Angela's son, Andy crashes a singing competition show, Jim reaffirms his love for Pam, and the office watches the documentary. | |||||
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07/13/2024 12:20 am |
The Office |
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| The film crew returns to Scranton a year after the documentary aired to catch up with the Dunder Mifflin staff during Dwight and Angela's bachelor and bachelorette parties. | |||||
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07/13/2024 12:55 am |
The Office |
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| Former colleagues return for Dwight and Angela's wedding, Pam and Jim decide to move to Austin, and the Dunder Mifflin staff gathers together in the office one last time. | |||||
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07/13/2024 1:30 am |
The Office |
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| When a documentary crew comes to Dunder Mifflin to observe the employees, manager Michael Scott tries to paint a happy picture of his domain, but his jokes keep falling flat. | |||||
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07/13/2024 2:00 am |
The Office |
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| After learning that the corporate office wants Michael to pick a cheaper health plan for his employees, he delegates the task to Dwight. | |||||
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07/13/2024 2:30 am |
The Office |
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| Amid the rumors of downsizing, Michael tries to raise employee morale with a birthday party, despite the fact that the closest birthday is a month away. | |||||
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07/13/2024 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees. | |||||
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07/13/2024 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show. | |||||
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07/13/2024 4:00 am |
Beavis And Butt-Head Do The Universe |
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| Beavis and Butt-Head go on a Space Shuttle mission in 1998, fall into a black hole, and reemerge on Earth in 2022, where they are pursued by the NSA, the Governor of Texas, and a highly-intelligent version of themselves from a parallel universe. | |||||
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07/13/2024 6:00 am |
Mike Judge's Beavis & Butt-Head |
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| Beavis and Butt-Head try to empty their minds and find they are surprisingly good at it./Beavis and Butt-Head mistake their neighborhood polling place for a strip club. | |||||
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07/13/2024 6:30 am |
Mike Judge's Beavis & Butt-Head |
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| Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head attend a city council meeting to get their apartment demolished./Beavis and Butt-Head struggle to prank a neighborhood home. | |||||
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07/13/2024 7:00 am |
South Park |
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| The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It's imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate the sleep over. | |||||
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07/13/2024 7:30 am |
South Park |
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| Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave? But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage. | |||||
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07/13/2024 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer. | |||||
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07/13/2024 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park. He convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home. | |||||
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07/13/2024 9:00 am |
Paid Programming |
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07/13/2024 9:30 am |
Paid Programming |
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07/13/2024 10:00 am |
Paid Programming |
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07/13/2024 10:30 am |
Paid Programming |
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07/13/2024 11:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie realizes that the department has forgotten Jerry's birthday and decides to throw a party for him at a special location. | |||||
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07/13/2024 11:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie and Ben are caught off guard when her opponent hires a powerful campaign manager from Washington. Chris forces Ron to interview replacements for Leslie. | |||||
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07/13/2024 12:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Members of the office prepare for a game of basketball against the workers in the warehouse. | |||||
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07/13/2024 12:36 pm |
The Office |
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| An attractive woman arrives at the office to sell purses, and several male staff members vie for her attention. | |||||
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07/13/2024 1:12 pm |
The Office |
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| The Dunder Mifflin employees suffer through The Dundies, the annual office awards ceremony. | |||||
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07/13/2024 1:48 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael forwards an inappropriate e-mail, and his obnoxious best friend Todd Packer drops by for a visit. | |||||
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07/13/2024 2:24 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael has a panic attack when he tries to close the deal on his new condo, and Jim and Pam organize an "office Olympics." | |||||