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07/14/2024 8:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George is upset by a girlfriend's artistic rendering of him; Jerry's flea infested apartment forces his parents into Elaine's luxury hotel suite. | |||||
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07/14/2024 8:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's new boyfriend uses one of Jerry's intimate secrets; George's mom gets an eye job. | |||||
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07/14/2024 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's plans to meet a gorgeous model for an airport rendezvous are derailed. | |||||
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07/14/2024 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine discovers just how avid a hockey fan her boyfriend is; George tells his girlfriend that he loves her. | |||||
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07/14/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| When singer Bette Midler is accidentally injured in their softball game, Jerry and George are accused of conspiring to get her understudy in a new musical the starring role. | |||||
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07/14/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George gets engaged, while Elaine takes drastic measures to silence a barking dog. | |||||
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07/14/2024 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine is jealous over George's upcoming wedding, but George wants to postpone it. | |||||
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07/14/2024 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry refuses an eccentric friend's request, while George commits himself to helping a store security guard. | |||||
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07/15/2024 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Grapefruit juice in George's eye unleashes a wild chain-reaction of events. | |||||
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07/15/2024 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry worries when Elaine hosts a marathon runner with a tendency to oversleep, while Kramer's new hot tub gets him in hot water. | |||||
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07/15/2024 1:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| A demanding soup stand chef bans Elaine from eating his wares. | |||||
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07/15/2024 1:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George's secret bank code inadvertently becomes a dying woman's last word. | |||||
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07/15/2024 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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07/15/2024 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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07/15/2024 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee and County Clerk Howard, both decide to run for office of town councilman. | |||||
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07/15/2024 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Helen Crump and her teenaged students convince a crotchety old principal that today's youngsters are not different from his own generation's. | |||||
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07/15/2024 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie and his friend find an abandoned baby, and they run into trouble when they innocently try to find it some new parents. | |||||
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07/15/2024 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Town clerk Howard, a non-fisherman, tags along on the first season and antagonizes the town's sportsmen by catching fish in the lake. | |||||
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07/15/2024 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| With the possibility of contaminated morphine, the doctors at the 4077th administer placebos to the patients, which seems to work. Meanwhile, a new soldier, "Boots" Miller, is released on a Section Eight. | |||||
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07/15/2024 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye undergoes a drastic change when he becomes temporary commander of the 4077th, and learns about the tedious bureaucracy and accompanying headaches that Colonel Potter deals with daily. | |||||
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07/15/2024 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye becomes so disgusted with the stalled Panmunjon peace talks that he impulsively takes matters into his own hands, and goes to the meetings to lend a hand. | |||||
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07/15/2024 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Colonel Potter meets a female soldier of the same age and interests as himself, named Lil. The others in the camp think that he might be cheating on Mildred, even though his friendship with Lil is completely platonic. Meanwhile | |||||
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07/15/2024 7:00 am |
Bonanza |
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| Joe, in Chiso for a trip, meets Friday, a gunfighter. Friday is sick and Joe is the only one in town that will help him. Judge Wylitt, whose son was killed by Friday in a gunfight, is planning to get revenge for his son's death. | |||||
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07/15/2024 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Dillon finds himself in the revengeful hands of a half-crazed widower who plans, with the aid of his four surviving sons, to hunt Dillon down and kill him to revenge the death of his son, a wanted murderer. | |||||
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07/15/2024 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Dillon is captured and held for ransom by five bank robbers he has been pursuing when he rides into a small town to warn it about the outlaws--only to find out that they have taken over the place. | |||||
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07/15/2024 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Doc and pretty saloon owner Lyla Ross find themselves virtual slaves when they are kidnapped by a band of former Confederate officers-turned-outlaws. | |||||
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07/15/2024 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| With Doc overdue and a stage coach with three passengers missing, Matt, Festus, and Newly set out to find their friend in the conclusion of the two-part episode. | |||||
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07/15/2024 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Two fast girls from Mt. Pilot get a speeding ticket and enjoy the attention they get from the law officers. | |||||
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07/15/2024 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Comedian Don Rickles guest stars as Newton Monroe, and itinerant peddler who seems unable to do anything right. | |||||
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07/15/2024 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney helps Opie with his school work, using a teaching method all his own. | |||||
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07/15/2024 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie tries to win a birthday present for his father at a carnival, not realizing that the carnival shooting gallery is crooked. | |||||
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07/15/2024 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Jerry Van Dyke guest stars as a carnival's destitute banjo player. He also proves to be an inept lawman when he is hired in Barney's absence. | |||||
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07/15/2024 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy Taylor's son, Opie, demands that their new housekeeper be fired after the old one leaves to get married. | |||||
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07/15/2024 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra takes offense when Marie accuses her of being rude and the two wind up fighting and not speaking to each other. Ray tries to make things better by having them apologize, but he only ends up making matters worse. | |||||
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07/15/2024 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Now that Debra and Ray's mom aren't speaking to each other, Debra goes out of her way to ensure that Ray doesn't spend time with his mother. Ray begins to like the fact that the two of them are not speaking to each other. | |||||
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07/15/2024 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra accuses Ray of still not being able to pick up on her "not in the mood" signals, they fondly recall the first night they spent together. | |||||
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07/15/2024 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Depressed that Marie and Debra can't seem to resolve their differences, Robert decides to join a support group that the family believes is a cult. | |||||
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07/15/2024 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After arguing with Ray over his inability to help with the housework, Debra becomes intrigued when their friends mention they've been seeing a marriage counselor. Ray is completely against the idea until he meets the counselor. | |||||
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07/15/2024 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ally's teacher, overhears Ray commenting about the kids' excessive workload, she invites Raymond to address the curriculum review board and gives him a mountain of material for review and evaluation. | |||||
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07/15/2024 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| The twins doodle on the back of Ray's eulogy and then give it to Marie and Frank. Ray attempts to recover the picture before Frank finds out what he did. Marie admits that she is upset Ray did not write one for her too. | |||||
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07/15/2024 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray and Debra spend an evening apart, Ray admits he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends. Thrilled that Ray is finally growing up, Debra invites him to attend a book reading where Ray falls asleep. | |||||
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07/15/2024 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug has a hot woman as a trainee and he is upset that this is not making Carrie jelous. Arthur has to find a way to change the date of death on his pre-purchased tombstone so the first numbers are 20 and not 19. | |||||
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07/15/2024 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug goes to a cocktail party Carrie's boss is having, but to get there he has to skip eating that day. When Doug gets to the party, he finds out there is no food. | |||||
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07/15/2024 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie have always hated their neighbors, the Sackskys, but when they offer Doug & Carrie their Hamptons timeshare because they are having marital problems, they decide that they have to be nice until they get the keys. | |||||
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07/15/2024 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie try to pawn Arthur off on somebody for a weekend so that they can be alone. Doug calls his cousin Danny who he hates, but Danny agrees let Arthur stay. Doug then finds that Danny wants to hang out with him more. | |||||
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07/15/2024 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur almost gets Doug fired, so Doug yells at him, and Arthur moves out of the house. Arthur ends up living in a great apartment that he could never afford, and Carrie has to convince him to move back. | |||||
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07/15/2024 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie are thinking of having a baby. | |||||
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07/15/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George worries about Susan becoming friendly with his pals. | |||||
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07/15/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry conceals how he got an unlisted phone number, Elaine's favorite birth control device is discontinued. | |||||
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07/15/2024 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While helping Kramer revive an old movie theatre, George is mistaken for being insane. | |||||
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07/15/2024 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George must replace a loaf of bread his parents took from Susan's mom and dad. | |||||
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07/16/2024 12:00 am |
Mom |
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| Bonnie and Adam's relationship is tested when he moves in with her and Christy for a few weeks. Also, Christy learns the hard way that it may be a mistake to try and meet men with Jill. | |||||
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07/16/2024 12:30 am |
Mom |
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| Christy considers giving up her dream of becoming a lawyer when Bonnie's ex-girlfriend, Jeanine offers her a lucrative job in real estate. Also, Adam is very curious about Bonnie's past with women. | |||||
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07/16/2024 1:00 am |
Mom |
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| Bonnie fears she's become undesirable when she catches Adam smoking pot before sex, and Christy tries to smooth things over between them. | |||||
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07/16/2024 1:30 am |
Mom |
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| Christy and Bonnie worry that Roscoe has a drug problem when Baxter and Candace catch him smoking pot. | |||||
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07/16/2024 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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07/16/2024 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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07/16/2024 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie accidentally ruins Aunt Bee's prize rose entry on the eve of the Annual Mayberry Flower Show. | |||||
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07/16/2024 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Otis and Howard bunglingly rescue Andy who has been taken prisoner by a pair of desperate bank-robbers. | |||||
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07/16/2024 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Inarticulate Goober grows a beard and suddenly turns into a verbose philosopher | |||||
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07/16/2024 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The town's new doctor is shunned by all the Mayberry citizens until Andy shows his faith in the young MD by letting him remove Opie's tonsils. | |||||
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07/16/2024 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Newscaster Clete Roberts, reprising an earlier interview appearance, returns to update Korean War conditions, when he conducts a series of television talks with the leading characters of the 4077th. | |||||
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07/16/2024 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Newscaster Clete Roberts, reprising an earlier interview appearance, returns to update Korean War conditions, when he conducts a series of television talks with the leading characters of the 4077th. | |||||
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07/16/2024 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Charles becomes so irate, when he is turned down for a future medical position at home, that he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit, until Hawkeye and B.J. send him a false telegram from home. Meanwhile, a young soldier, Jerry | |||||
