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		07/16/2024 8:15 pm	King of Queens	Assaulted Nuts
	Doug is goofing off at work, and ends up with a staple in his "area". He has to suffer through the pain while at a meeting with a banker because of an arguement with Carrie.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Assaulted Nuts Localized description: Doug is goofing off at work, and ends up with a staple in his "area". He has to suffer through the pain while at a meeting with a banker because of an arguement with Carrie.
		07/16/2024 8:50 pm	King of Queens	Parent Trapped
	Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to become godparents.

		07/16/2024 9:25 pm	King of Queens	Tube Stakes
	Carrie leaves the garage door open and Doug's TV gets stollen.

		07/16/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Caddy
	While leaving his car at work convinces George's bosses that he's working late, Elaine is disturbed by a bra-less acquaintance.

		07/16/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Seven
	As Susan's friends steal their new daughter's name from George, Elaine loses an antique bike to Kramer.

		07/16/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Cadillac - Part 1
	Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei.

		07/16/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Cadillac - Part 2
	Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei.

		07/17/2024 12:00 am	Mom	Blow and a Free McMuffin
	Christy and Bonnie rush to a sick Violet's side, only to find that having mono is the least of her worries.

		07/17/2024 12:30 am	Mom	Xanax and a Baby Duck
	An overprotective Christy keeps a constant eye on her 12-year-old son Roscoe after discovering he has been using drugs and alcohol, while Bonnie finds herself in the strange position of being the calm and rational one.

		07/17/2024 1:00 am	Mom	Cornbread and a Cashmere Onesie
	Christy and Bonnie worry about Jill after her cry for help on the anniversary of her mother's suicide.

		07/17/2024 1:30 am	Mom	Freckled Bananas and a Little Schwinn
	Christy and Bonnie dip back into illegal activities, and Adam questions their morality.

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		07/17/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Don't Miss a Good Bet
	Andy and four of his level-headed friends and relatives are taken in by a con man's get-rich-quick scheme.

		07/17/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Dinner at Eight
	Andy looks forward to eating a few snacks and spending an evening alone in the house be he finds he must eat three spaghetti dinners cooked by thoughtful friends.

		07/17/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	A Visit To Barney Fife
	Andy visits Barney, now with the Raleigh police department, and makes a hero out of his bumbling former deputy

		07/17/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Barney Comes To Mayberry
	Detective Barney fife, of the big city police department, pays a visit to his old home-town.

		07/17/2024 5:00 am	MASH	None Like It Hot
	As the temperatures reach triple digits, Hawkeye and BJ recieve their new rubber bathtub from Abercrombie & Fitch. However, soon the whole camp is hot under the collar as word leaks out about the tub and everyone wants a dip, ex

		07/17/2024 5:35 am	MASH	They Call The Wind Korea
	A strong windstorm affects the MAS*H personnel in varying ways: Hawkeye and most of the unit busy themselves securing items that could blow away; Radar prepares his animal hutch for the worst; a disgusted Charles switches his

		07/17/2024 6:10 am	MASH	Major Ego
	Captain Tom Greenleigh of Stars and Stripes comes to the 4077th to write an article about Charles, which makes him act even more egotistical than usual. Meanwhile, Margeret finds out her estranged husband Donald has tied up thei

		07/17/2024 6:45 am	Bonanza	Journey To Terror
	Joe visits friends Tom & Ellie Sue, who have fallen on hard times. Tom has been looking for work, but Ellie doesn't know that Tom belonged to a gang of outlaws. She discovers the truth when the outlaws come to demand her help.

		07/17/2024 7:50 am	Gunsmoke	The Tarnished Badge
	Victor French guest stars as Sheriff Bo Harker, a town tamer who keeps his citizens in line with fear and brutality.

		07/17/2024 8:55 am	Gunsmoke	In Performance of Duty
	Dillon is frustrated by Judge Kendall's insistence that the letter of the law be maintained and the Emmett Kaysinger and his gang, all known outlaws, be set free unless there is solid evidence to hold them.

		07/17/2024 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	Island in the Desert Part 1
	Strother Martin guest stars as Ben Snow, a half-crazed desert hermit who saves Festus' life only to force him to become a human pack animal.

		07/17/2024 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	Island in the Desert Part 2
	In the conclusion of a two-part episode, Ben Snow tries to get his long-hidden gold back to civilization to use in fighting an old enemy.

		07/17/2024 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy the Matchmaker
	Andy encourages a romance between his deputy, Barney, and Miss Rosemary, the dressmaker.

		07/17/2024 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Charity
	Andy makes a judgment concerning his son, Opie, before hearing his boy's side of the story.

		07/17/2024 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	A Feud is a Feud
	Andy stops a feud between two mountain families, thus permitting the marriage of their children.

		07/17/2024 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Ellie for Council
	Ellie Walker sets the men and women of Mayberry against each other when she runs for a seat on the town council.

		07/17/2024 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	A Christmas Story
	Andy and Barney give a Christmas party in the jail for a prisoner and his family, and thereby convert the town scrooge.

		07/17/2024 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Stranger in Town
	A stranger comes to Mayberry and disrupts the lives of the townspeople because he knows everyone's name and business.

		07/17/2024 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Somebody Hates Raymond
	When Ray's friend, Andy, gets a job booking guests for a local sports radio show, Ray offers to appear as a guest, only to find out that the show's host, Jerry Musso, hates him.

		07/17/2024 3:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Just a Formailty
	Robert finally decides to propose to Amy. Robert confides his decision to Raymond and then convinces Ray to accompany him to meet Amy's ultra-conservative parents.

		07/17/2024 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Disciplinarian
	Tired of being labeled the "evil witch" around the house, Debra convinces Ray that it's his turn to discipline the kids. Debra tells Ray that he must force the twins to clean up their room or they can't go out and play.

		07/17/2024 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Sweet Charity
	After Debra forces Ray to do some charity work at a local hospital, he winds up enjoying himself because the patients treat him like he's a celebrity. Ray's newfound calling causes him to neglect his family responsibilities.

		07/17/2024 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Meeting the Parents
	Robert is caught in a compromising position by Amy's parents when they arrive unexpectedly at her apartment. After encountering another awkward moment with Robert, Amy's parents try to dissuade their daughter from marrying him.

		07/17/2024 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Plan
	When Robert is put in charge of selecting his wedding invitations, Ray suggests he intentionally botch the assignment so that Amy will let Robert off the hook with their wedding plans.

		07/17/2024 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Sleepover at Peggy's
	Raymond is horrified when he thinks his "cookie nemesis" flirted with him. When Debra is too sick to take Ally to a sleepover, Ray reluctantly agrees to take her despite the fact he must come face to face with Peggy.

		07/17/2024 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Doug Out
	Arthur overhears Doug calling him a degrading name and later he walks in on Carrie doing an impression of him. To make up for it, Doug brings Arthur to a Mets game. While trying to please Arther, Doug and Carrie wind up in jail.

		07/17/2024 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Get Away
	Doug, Carrie, Deacon, and Kelly go on a vacation together. While at the hotel, Doug and Carrie find out that Deacon and Kelly have a more active sex life than them.

		07/17/2024 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Dire Strayts
	Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone over for dinner. When the TV starts having reception problems Doug goes to fix and and gets stuck in the attic.

		07/17/2024 8:30 pm	King of Queens	I, Candy
	A waitress at Cooper's asks about Doug's situation, and Doug decides he should start dressing better.

		07/17/2024 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Roamin' Holiday
	Carrie's friend and her husband are over for dinner and Carrie invites them to spend Thanksgiving weekend with them. Doug hates her husband, so he convinces Spence to move out and stay with them so Carrie's friends can't.

		07/17/2024 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Sparing Carrie
	Doug's bowling team sponsor is threatening to stop paying if they don't start winning. The only bad player on the team is Carrie, so Doug has to decide if he will replace her to win.

		07/17/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Shower Head
	As George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida, a drug test costs Elaine her job.

		07/17/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Doll
	While George is disturbed by a doll that looks like his mom, his dad searches for a long-lost cousin in Italy.

		07/17/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Friar's Club
	Jerry's relationship with Susan's best friend is impaired by a missing jacket.

		07/17/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Wigmaster
	Jerry ends up buying a jacket he doesn't really like; a house guest irritates George.

		07/18/2024 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Popular
	Christine is shocked when a new dad at Ritchie's school calls her a "meanie mom" for being judgmental and standoffish, and dumps her for Marly and Lindsay.

		07/18/2024 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Traffic
	Christine attempts to stop sulking and get over her breakup with Mr. Harris. Meanwhile, Matthew goes to therapy and learns that his intimacy issues are due to his dysfunctional relationship with his sister, Christine.

		07/18/2024 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Between A Rock And A Hard Place
	Christine promises to accompany Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD) to an important event, but leaves him hanging when Ritchie's soccer game runs long.

		07/18/2024 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	The New Adventures of Old Christine
	Christine reluctantly lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but the date goes from bad to worse as Christine discovers he is not who he made himself out to be.

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		07/18/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Andy's Old Girlfriend
	Andy's perennial romance with Helen is jolted a bit when Andy's old high school sweetheart moves back to town.

		07/18/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee's Restaurant
	Aunt Bee has a brief fling as co-owner of a Chinese restaurant.

		07/18/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Floyd's Barbershop
	Floyd decides to give up his Mayberry barbershop when Howard Sprague buys the building and raises the rent fifteen dollars a month.

		07/18/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Statute
	Andy and aunt Bee learn their ancestor was the state's biggest swindler, just before the town of Mayberry unveils his statue as a hero.

		07/18/2024 5:00 am	MASH	Baby, it's Cold Outside
	While everyone is complaining about the record cold snap, Charles becomes the most unpopular man in camp, when his parents send him a winter-ized polar suit that he insists on flaunting in front of everyone.

		07/18/2024 5:35 am	MASH	Point of View
	In this unique episode, the camera becomes the eyes of a young wounded soldier. It records his sensory responses to being wounded, flown by helicopter to the 4077th, examined, operated on, and treated in post-operation.

		07/18/2024 6:10 am	MASH	Dear Comrade
	Hawkeye and B.J. discover that Charles is living the life of Riley, thanks to the attentions of his menially paid Korean servant, Comrade Park, a man of unusual skills. He has an important contribution to make - a native remedy

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Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 06/13/2026 •Time zone: Eastern Daylight Time (EDT) UTC -4 • Country: United States •Language: English

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