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		07/27/2024 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Phone Message
	After mustering enough courage to call a girl for a second date, George repeatedly gets her answering machine then blurts out a nasty message. Regretting it later, he talks Jerry into helping get rid of the message before it can be heard.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Phone Message Localized description: After mustering enough courage to call a girl for a second date, George repeatedly gets her answering machine then blurts out a nasty message. Regretting it later, he talks Jerry into helping get rid of the message before it can be heard.
		07/27/2024 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Apartment
	Jerry has second thoughts after helping Elaine get an apartment in his building.

		07/27/2024 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Statue
	Elaine talks Jerry into hiring a friend who's working his way through college by cleaning people's homes. When a statue is discovered missing, he suspects the student. But Jerry is unsure how to handle getting it back.

		07/27/2024 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Revenge
	George plots to get revenge on his boss after-being fired; Jerry and Kramer target a laundry owner who they suspect of stealing.

		07/27/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Heart Attack
	George, ever the hypochondriac, thinks he's having a heart attack and, at Kramer's urging, seeks the advice of a "holistic" healer.

		07/27/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Deal
	Jerry and Elaine devise a new set of rules for their relationship.

		07/27/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Baby Shower
	Kramer talks Jerry into getting cable-television service from an illegal source, and the crooked cable installer shows up on the same day Jerry has given use of his apartment to Elaine for a friend's baby shower.

		07/27/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Chinese Restaurant
	Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant.

		07/28/2024 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Busboy
	George feels guilty for inadvertently getting a busboy fired from his job and then tries to make it up to him. Meanwhile, Elaine spends the week with an old boyfriend who is visiting her from out of town.

		07/28/2024 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Note
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		07/28/2024 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Bahamian Rhapsody
	In the fifth season premiere, Christine and Matthew fly to the Bahamas to help get Barb an illegal visa, after she was thrown in jail by immigration during Richard and New Christine's disastrous wedding.

		07/28/2024 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Burning Love
	Christine and Richard meet up with some old college buddies and are shocked to see how much their friends have aged.

		07/28/2024 2:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	The Mole
	Christine thinks she is dying after Richard awkwardly spots an irregular mole on her chest, and panics when she can not get in to see a doctor fast enough. Meanwhile, Richard decides he needs to move back in with New Christine.

		07/28/2024 2:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	For Love or Money
	After Barb has her lawyer send over divorce papers, Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney, Howard (guest star CORBIN BERNSEN - Psych, L.A. Law), who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.

		07/28/2024 3:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Doctor Little Man
	Christine begins seeing a therapist (recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK - "Will & Grace"), although it's unclear whether Christine is interested in pursuing therapy or romance.

		07/28/2024 3:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	The Curious Case of Britney B
	MARION ROSS ("Happy Days") guest stars as Agnes Ross, an elderly tenant who Matthew and Richard try to force out of an apartment they wish to rent.

		07/28/2024 4:00 am	The Golden Girls	Stan's Return
	Dorothy's ex-husband, Stan, shows up to settle a piece of land they bought on their honeymoon. This leads to Dorothy and Stan spending the night together. Rose and Blanche plan a vacation that Sophia is not invited on.

		07/28/2024 4:30 am	The Golden Girls	The Custody Battle
	Dorothy's sister, Gloria, comes to Miami for a visit and asks Sophia to come live with her in California. Meanwhile, Blanche is furious when Rose is cast as Lady Macbeth in a local play, and not her.

		07/28/2024 5:00 am	The Golden Girls	A Little Romance
	Rose has been dating Dr. Jonathan Newman and begins to think their relationship is leading to the altar. However she begins to have second thoughts especially since he's a midget.

		07/28/2024 5:30 am	The Golden Girls	That Was No Lady
	Dorothy latest boyfriend, Glen, shocks her when he reveals he's married. She surprises herself when she finds herself sneaking around to be with him. Blanche unloads her old car on Rose in order to buy a new one.

		07/28/2024 6:00 am	The Golden Girls	In a Bed of Rose's
	Late one evening, Rose brings a man home and they spend the night together. However, in the morning she finds that he has passed away. Even worse, she later discovers he was married.

		07/28/2024 6:30 am	The Golden Girls	The Truth Will Out
	Rose is apprehensive about a visit from her daughter and granddaughter, since their reason for coming is to settle Rose's late-husband's will. Meanwhile, Blanche gets caught up in the tabloids of a society murder.

		07/28/2024 7:00 am	The Golden Girls	Nice and Easy
	Blanche's visiting niece is a chip right off the old block when she dates a different man all night every night. Dorothy does battle with a mouse living in the house.

		07/28/2024 7:30 am	The Golden Girls	The Operation
	Dorothy is hesitant about having foot surgery just as she was scheduled to tap dance with Blanche and Rose at a dance recital.

		07/28/2024 8:00 am	The Golden Girls	Second Motherhood
	Blanche is romanced by a wealthy suitor who she learns has several small children. This fact dampens his proposal of marriage. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Rose go to bat with the bathroom plumbing.

		07/28/2024 8:30 am	The Golden Girls	Adult Education
	Blanche's professor sexually harasses her when he asks for help on a difficult test. If she has sex with him, he'll give her an "A." Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia each try to get tickets for a sold out Frank Sinatra concert.

		07/28/2024 9:00 am	Mike & Molly	'57 Chevy Bel Air
	Mike buys Vince's 57 Chevy instead of saving for the wedding

		07/28/2024 9:35 am	Mike & Molly	Victoria Runs Away
	Mike's in the middle of Molly's family feud!

		07/28/2024 10:10 am	Mike & Molly	Happy Halloween
	Molly persuades Mike to attend her boss's Halloween party.

		07/28/2024 10:45 am	Mike & Molly	Mike Cheats
	Mike cheats on his diet...and hides it from Molly.

		07/28/2024 11:15 am	Mike & Molly	Molly Needs a Number
	Molly asks Mike for help with the wedding plans.

		07/28/2024 11:50 am	Mike & Molly	Christmas Break
	Disappointment at work threatens to ruin Molly's Christmas.

		07/28/2024 12:25 pm	Mike & Molly	Carl Has Issues
	Carl freaks out when his relationship gets serious.

		07/28/2024 1:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Victoria Can't Drive
	Victoria is arrested! Can Mike save the day?

		07/28/2024 1:30 pm	Mike & Molly	Joyce's Choices
	Joyce drives Vince crazy with jealousy.

		07/28/2024 2:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Valentine Piggyback
	Mike crashes Carl's Valentine's Day plans.

		07/28/2024 2:30 pm	Mike & Molly	Mike Likes Lasagna
	Mike panics when Molly suggests they write their own vows.

		07/28/2024 3:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Peggy Goes to Branson
	Mike & Molly "dogsit" Jim, when Peggy goes out of town.

		07/28/2024 3:30 pm	Mike & Molly	Molly Can't Lie
	Molly's outspoken manner costs her a wedding chapel.

		07/28/2024 4:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Rough Night in Hump Junction
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		07/28/2024 4:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		07/28/2024 5:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Fish in a Drawer
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		07/28/2024 5:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	If My Hole Could Talk
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		07/28/2024 6:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Waiting for the Right Snapper
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		07/28/2024 6:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Taterhead is Our Love Child
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		07/28/2024 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Truth
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		07/28/2024 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Pen
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		07/28/2024 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Dog
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		07/28/2024 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Library
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		07/28/2024 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Parking Garage
	Jerry and his friends get lost in a parking garage.

		07/28/2024 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Cafe
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		07/28/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Tape
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		07/28/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Nose Job
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		07/28/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Stranded
	Elaine and Jerry are left stranded at a party after George goes home with his date.

		07/28/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Alternate Side
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		07/29/2024 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Red Dot
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		07/29/2024 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Subway
	Riding the subway proves both boom and bust for Jerry and his friends.

		07/29/2024 1:00 am	Seinfeld	The Pez Dispenser
	Jerry's practical joke causes George problems with his new girlfriend.

		07/29/2024 1:30 am	Seinfeld	The Fix-Up
	Against their better judgment, Jerry and Elaine decide to play matchmaker for the jobless, dateless and possibly hopeless George, setting him up with a single friend of Elaine's.

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		07/29/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Emmett's Brother-In-Law
	Emmett is needled into becoming an insurance salesman by his wife and her brother, a successful broker.

		07/29/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Drug Store Job
	Opie breaks a bottle of expensive perfume on his new job as a drug store clerk.

		07/29/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Church Benefactors
	A $500 bequest to the Mayberry church almost provokes a schism over how to spend it.

		07/29/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Barney Hosts A Summit Meeting
	Barney Fife is on the spot when he gets Andy to let him use the Taylor home for an East-West summit meeting.

		07/29/2024 5:00 am	MASH	Private Finance
	A South Korean Woman misinterprets Klinger's motives when he tries to aid her daughter financially. Meanwhile, Hawkeye wrestles with his conscience over a promise made to a dying soldier, Eddie Hastings.

		07/29/2024 5:30 am	MASH	Mr. and Mrs Who ?
	Charles returns to the 4077th after a trip to Tokyo with an uncharacteristic hangover and the uneasy feeling of a romantic entanglement. Meanwhile, the hospital struggles to find a cure for an outbreak of deadly hemorrhagic feve

		07/29/2024 6:00 am	MASH	The Yalu Brick Road
	Hawkeye and BJ lose their way while rushing urgently needed antibiotics to the 4077th, which is wracked with low-mileage Thanksgiving turkey-induced salmonella. Wandering back to MAS*H, the pair are found by a peculiar North K

		07/29/2024 6:30 am	MASH	Lifetime
	Hawkeye and BJ race against the clock to save a soldier from paralysis. BJ harvesting an aorta from a dead soldier doesn't sit well with the soldier's friend.

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