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		08/03/2024 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Shoes
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Shoes Localized description: Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.
		08/03/2024 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Outing
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		08/03/2024 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Old Man
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		08/03/2024 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Implant
	Jerry dumps a girlfriend because she has breast implants.

		08/03/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Junior Mint
	Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight.

		08/03/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Smelly Car
	A valet's body odor haunts Jerry and Elaine; George discovers some surprising news about Susan.

		08/03/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Handicap Spot
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		08/03/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Pilot - Part I
	Jerry and George finally have their pilot produced by the network.

		08/04/2024 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Pilot - Part II
	Jerry and George finally have their pilot produced by the network.

		08/04/2024 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Mango
	Jerry learns an uncomfortable secret about his romance with Elaine.

		08/04/2024 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	I Love What You Do for Me
	When Christine discovers that her five-year car lease is up, she evaluates her life during that time and realizes that not much has changed. She vows to make some big changes. Max (recurring guest ERIC McCORMACK) offers to help.

		08/04/2024 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Scream
	Christine mistakes a hot cop for a stripper and New Christine goes into labor. TIM MEADOWS guest stars as Dr. Volk, New Christine's OB/GYN.

		08/04/2024 2:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Get Smarter
	In the season finale, Christine feels intellectually inferior after meeting Max's (ERIC McCORMACK) friends at their "surprise" engagement party, driving her to make a decision.

		08/04/2024 2:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Pilot
	Divorced working mother Christine Campbell (series star JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS) owns a women's 30-minute workout gym, successfully juggling the daily stresses of motherhood and her business.

		08/04/2024 3:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Supertramp
	Upon learning that Richard and "new" Christine are enjoying an intimate relationship, Christine becomes determined to make her own romantic conquests.

		08/04/2024 3:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Open Waters
	Upon learning that her close friend Barb (recurring guest star Emmy Award winner WANDA SYKES) is responsible for matching up "new" Christine and Richard, Christine allows Barb to set her up on a blind date of her own.

		08/04/2024 4:00 am	The Golden Girls	The Flu
	A week before an awards ceremony, Blanche, Dorothy and Rose each come down with a nasty flu, which compounds their arguing over who will win a prestigious award.

		08/04/2024 4:30 am	The Golden Girls	Job Hunting
	Rose loses her job at the grief center and begins searching for other sources of work. Meanwhile, Blanche tries to lose a few pounds and Dorothy is excited when a man she once had a crush on contacts her and asks her out.

		08/04/2024 5:00 am	The Golden Girls	Blind Ambitions
	Rose's sister, Lily must deal with life as a blind person after recently losing her sight. Meanwhile, the girls hold a garage sale in order to buy a new TV but find it hard to part with things.

		08/04/2024 5:30 am	The Golden Girls	Big Daddy
	Blanche's father, Big Daddy, visits and announces he's sold the family plantation and is setting out to become a country singer. Sophia places a "curse" on a neighbor who won't remove his tree that fell onto the lanai.

		08/04/2024 6:00 am	The Golden Girls	The Way We Met
	One night after watching "Psycho," the girls find it hard to sleep so they stay up and reminisce about how they all came to live with one another.

		08/04/2024 6:30 am	The Golden Girls	End of the Curse
	Blanche is mortified after taking a pregnancy test which indicates she's pregnant. After visiting her doctor, she learns the truth that she's beginning menopause. Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia go into the mink breeding business.

		08/04/2024 7:00 am	The Golden Girls	Ladies of the Evening
	The house is fumigated and the girls move into a Miami Beach hotel. Dressed up to attend a Burt Reynolds movie premiere, the girls are caught in a hotel raid, mistaken as prostitutes, and dragged off to jail.

		08/04/2024 7:30 am	The Golden Girls	Take Him, He's Mine
	Dorothy dumps a depressed Stan on Blanche, but then becomes incredibly jealous when Blanche and Stan hit it off. Sophia and Rose begin selling sandwiches on the Boardwalk but inadvertently make an enemy of another vendor.

		08/04/2024 8:00 am	The Golden Girls	It's a Miserable Life
	The girls circulate a petition to save a 200 year old oak tree which is located on the property of the most hated woman in the neighborhood, Frieda Claxton, who wants the tree cut down.

		08/04/2024 8:30 am	The Golden Girls	Isn't It Romantic
	Dorothy's friend Jean comes to visit and Dorothy doesn't tell Blanche and Rose that Jean is a lesbian. After spending time with Rose, Jean begins to fall for her. Meanwhile, a new VCR prompts Sophia to rent "dirty movies."

		08/04/2024 9:00 am	Mike & Molly	Yard Sale
	While Mike's away, Molly decides to have a yard sale.

		08/04/2024 9:35 am	Mike & Molly	Thanksgiving Is Cancelled
	Molly gets a break when Mike is sick for Thanksgiving.

		08/04/2024 10:10 am	Mike & Molly	Karaoke Christmas
	Mike worries over Molly's Christmas spending habits.

		08/04/2024 10:45 am	Mike & Molly	Molly's Birthday
	Mike takes an unexpected "trip" on Molly's birthday.

		08/04/2024 11:15 am	Mike & Molly	Carl Gets a Roommate
	Mike starts construction on the basement.

		08/04/2024 11:50 am	Mike & Molly	Mike the Tease
	A worried Mike visits a fertility clinic.

		08/04/2024 12:25 pm	Mike & Molly	St. Patrick's Day
	Carl & Samuel throw a St. Patrick's party to meet women.

		08/04/2024 1:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Spring Break
	Molly & Victoria set off on a Spring Break road trip.

		08/04/2024 1:30 pm	Mike & Molly	Molly's Out of Town
	Mike goes on a junk food binge while Molly's away.

		08/04/2024 2:00 pm	Mike & Molly	School Recital
	Molly's got an admirer. Mike joins Vince in a scheme.

		08/04/2024 2:30 pm	Mike & Molly	Windy City
	Molly's got big news on the third season finale.

		08/04/2024 3:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Molly Unleashed
	Molly makes a huge decision on the Season Four Premiere.

		08/04/2024 3:30 pm	Mike & Molly	Sex and Death
	Molly visits Victoria at the funeral parlor where she works.

		08/04/2024 4:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Pie Hole, Herb
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/04/2024 4:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Damn You, Eggs Benedict
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/04/2024 5:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Flavin' and the Mavin'
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/04/2024 5:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	A Jock Strap in Hell
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/04/2024 6:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	It's Always Nazi Week
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/04/2024 6:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Best H.O. Money Can Buy
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/04/2024 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Glasses
	George's stolen glasses set off a bizarre chain of events.

		08/04/2024 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Puffy Shirt
	Jerry is coerced into wearing a ridiculous "puffy" shirt designed by Kramer's girlfriend when he appears on the NBC News' "Today" with Bryant Gumbel.

		08/04/2024 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Sniffing Accountant
	Worried about their investments, Jerry, Kramer and Newman search for clues to determine if their accountant's unexplained sniffle could be related to something he may have snorted.

		08/04/2024 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Bris
	Jerry and Elaine agree to be godparents to a couple's newborn boy, but they're apprehensive about the duties they must perform at the baby's first religious ceremony.

		08/04/2024 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Lip Reader
	George tries to capitalize on Jerry's date with a deaf woman.

		08/04/2024 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Non-Fat Yogurt
	Jerry and Elaine question Kramer's claim about a non-fat yogurt.

		08/04/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Barber
	Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber; George gets a job.

		08/04/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Masseuse
	Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend; Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name.

		08/04/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Cigar Store Indian
	Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place.

		08/04/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Conversion
	In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion.

		08/05/2024 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Stall
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		08/05/2024 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Dinner Party
	En route to a dinner party, Elaine and Jerry pair off to find a perfect dessert, while Kramer and George search for the right wine -- only nothing seems to work out the way they planned.

		08/05/2024 1:00 am	Seinfeld	The Marine Biologist
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		08/05/2024 1:30 am	Seinfeld	The Pie
	Jerry obsessively worries when he takes his date to a restaurant famous for their apple pie and she refuses to eat a piece; meanwhile, Elaine discovers that a mannequin resembling her has been showing up in quite a few window displays.

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		08/05/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Hollywood Party
	Andy poses for a picture with a Hollywood starlet and his romance with Helen is jolted when it appears in the Mayberry paper.

		08/05/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee on TV
	Aunt Bee wins a kitchen-full of appliances on a TV show but loses all her friends.

		08/05/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Cannon
	Deputy Warren captures a pair of thieves through sheer stupidity about the functions of a cannon.

		08/05/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	A Man's Best Friend
	Goober has dreams of entering show-business when he thinks he owns a genuine talking dog.

		08/05/2024 5:00 am	MASH	April Fools
	The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the

		08/05/2024 5:30 am	MASH	The Best of Enemies
	The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the

		08/05/2024 6:00 am	MASH	Letters
	Members of the 4077th share their impressions of war in response to letters from fourth graders in Hawkeye's hometown.

		08/05/2024 6:30 am	MASH	Cementing Relationships
	A jilted Italian soldier, Corpsman Ignazio De Simone, is smitten by Margaret; Klinger pours a cement floor in the operating room to fight the spread of germs.

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Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 06/13/2026 •Time zone: Eastern Daylight Time (EDT) UTC -4 • Country: United States •Language: English

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