Schedules
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08/11/2024 8:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George's secret bank code inadvertently becomes a dying woman's last word. | |||||
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08/11/2024 8:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George worries about Susan becoming friendly with his pals. | |||||
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08/11/2024 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry conceals how he got an unlisted phone number, Elaine's favorite birth control device is discontinued. | |||||
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08/11/2024 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While helping Kramer revive an old movie theatre, George is mistaken for being insane. | |||||
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08/11/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George must replace a loaf of bread his parents took from Susan's mom and dad. | |||||
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08/11/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While leaving his car at work convinces George's bosses that he's working late, Elaine is disturbed by a bra-less acquaintance. | |||||
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08/11/2024 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Susan's friends steal their new daughter's name from George, Elaine loses an antique bike to Kramer. | |||||
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08/11/2024 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei. | |||||
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08/12/2024 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei. | |||||
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08/12/2024 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida, a drug test costs Elaine her job. | |||||
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08/12/2024 1:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| While George is disturbed by a doll that looks like his mom, his dad searches for a long-lost cousin in Italy. | |||||
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08/12/2024 1:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's relationship with Susan's best friend is impaired by a missing jacket. | |||||
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08/12/2024 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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08/12/2024 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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08/12/2024 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober's girlfriend fills in for him at the filling station and proves so efficient that the boss wants her as a permanent replacement. | |||||
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08/12/2024 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl, settled over a jug of corn liquor. | |||||
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08/12/2024 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee's original song about Mayberry is a hit when it's played by a Rock N' roll star on his television show. | |||||
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08/12/2024 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie's friendship with an athletically superior little girl blossoms when she follows the advice of an older female and adopts the clinging vine approach. | |||||
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08/12/2024 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| When Hawkeye can't stop a sneezing fit that has no apparent cause, psychiatrist Sidney Freedman digs into the surgeon's past for a clue to this unusual malady. | |||||
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08/12/2024 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye is overcome by the devotion of a terminally ill G.I., who has leukemia, for his critically wounded buddy, but he has trouble coming to terms with the fact that he can't cure the man. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is worried | |||||
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08/12/2024 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th is given a gift of fresh-grown vegetables by a grateful Korean; and Potter questions the veracity of an upbeat letter from Radar. | |||||
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08/12/2024 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| After Charles is nearly felled by a sniper's bullet, he develops a philosophical obsession with death. Meanwhile, the officers have all been assigned new responsibilities. | |||||
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08/12/2024 7:00 am |
Bonanza |
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| After Cully returns from serving a 5 year prison term for bank robbery, the bank is robbed again & everyone assumes Cully did it. Brogen is especially insistent that Cully on this, as it was actually him who robbed the bank. | |||||
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08/12/2024 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| In Mexico, Marshal Dillon is befriended by a 13-year old boy who sees Dillon as a man who can rid his village of all banditos. | |||||
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08/12/2024 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A bizarre attempted robbery by two bumbling hill-country brothers turns into a comedy of errors before it's finally thwarted by Festus who is acting as Matt's deputy. | |||||
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08/12/2024 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| After Marshal Dillon is forced to kill a crooked gambler, his vengeful father sets out to kill the marshal. | |||||
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08/12/2024 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A small, ornery Irishman named O'Quillian spreads dissension and disaster in Dodge City. | |||||
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08/12/2024 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Howard Morris , playing a mountain-bred would-be Romeo, is brought into the sheriff's home in an effort to teach him some manners. | |||||
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08/12/2024 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A beautiful prisoner threatens to crumble the security of the Mayberrry jail, as both Andy and Barney fall for her charms. | |||||
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08/12/2024 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Otis Campbell acquires a car and threatens life and limb of Mayberry's pedestrian populations. | |||||
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08/12/2024 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy Griffith's wife, Barbara, appears in this episode as a member of the singing group. Barney suffers an ego blow when Gomer out-sings him. | |||||
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08/12/2024 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney disguises himself as a dummy in an attempt to solve a series of thefts in a Mayberry department store. | |||||
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08/12/2024 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy takes a week off, leaving Barney and Gomer in charge. A prisoner also takes off in the resultant confusion. | |||||
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08/12/2024 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Marie surprises the family with the news that she's treating them all to a two-week vacation in Rome, everybody loves the idea except Raymond. They do their best to not let Ray's sour mood spoil the trip for them. | |||||
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08/12/2024 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Marie surprises the family with the news that she's treating them all to a two-week vacation in Rome, everybody loves the idea except Raymond. Robert meets the girl of his dreams, who works in a gelato shop. | |||||
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08/12/2024 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray finally reaches the breaking point with his parents and kicks them out of his house. Ray and Debra lose their cool when Frank and Marie pull the ultimate unannounced visit to their home. | |||||
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08/12/2024 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert finds himself in the most unlikely position of having to choose one of three women. Girlfriend Amy, ex-wife Joanne or Italian bombshell Stefania to share the future with him. | |||||
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08/12/2024 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray inadvertently commits petslaughter on Ally's hamster while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend. Ray breaks the news to Ally about Pumpernickel's untimely demise, and Debra insists that they give it a proper burial. | |||||
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08/12/2024 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| The competition for attention between Ray and Robert reaches an all-time high with the brothers ending up in a fight. Ray's dreams of authoring a sports book get squashed when the publishing company takes a pass on it. | |||||
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08/12/2024 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is mortified when he meets a girl whom he dated 25 years earlier and believes he treated with disrespect. Ray, is wracked with guilt meeting Elizabeth again because he feels he didn't behave properly on their date. | |||||
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08/12/2024 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| All hell breaks loose when Robert starts dating a girl half his age. While Frank and Ray are fawning over Erica, Robert's latest conquest, Marie and Debra are fuming over how ridiculous the whole situation makes Robert look. | |||||
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08/12/2024 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie's gynecologist needs to get some landscaping work done. She recommends Danny for the job and Danny tries to overcharge the doctor. Carrie starts to worry that the doctor will drop her as a patient after this. | |||||
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08/12/2024 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie finds out that there will be layoffs at her firm & that her boss might be fired. She worries about losing her job. Meanwhile, Doug gets in trouble with Deacon when he loses the koosh ball that Deacon's son gave him. | |||||
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08/12/2024 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug & Carrie have Thanksgiving at their house with all their friends. A strange man with an eye patch appears, asks to use the phone, and ends up staying for many hours. Carrie thinks he might be a murderer & wants him out. | |||||
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08/12/2024 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie loses her job, and Doug is annoyed that she does nothing all day when he is struggling to help them survive. Instead of job hunting, Carrie decides to make decorative cell phone covers, which look awful. | |||||
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08/12/2024 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie starts to work at IPS with Doug when the company gets busy during the holiday season. Doug can't stand this and begins suffering everyday. Arthur tries to get friends to be in a Christmas card with him. | |||||
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08/12/2024 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie have an arguement about what lead them to their current home, so they tell the story of what happened when they were house-hunting. Doug initially wanted a terrible house and Carrie hated it. | |||||
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08/12/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry ends up buying a jacket he doesn't really like; a house guest irritates George. | |||||
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08/12/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics. | |||||
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08/12/2024 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic. | |||||
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08/12/2024 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic. | |||||
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08/13/2024 12:00 am |
Mom |
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| After Bonnie and Adam attend a traditional wedding, they discover they're not on the same page about their own wedding. Also, Christy and Patrick have trouble setting the mood for their “first time.” | |||||
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08/13/2024 12:30 am |
Mom |
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| When Christy's car dies, Bonnie refuses to let Adam loan her money for a new one, on the 100th episode. | |||||
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08/13/2024 1:00 am |
Mom |
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| Jill returns from her wellness retreat a changed woman, but Bonnie is offended when she refuses to pay for lunch. Also, Christy's plans for the future are thrown off track following some disappointing news. | |||||
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08/13/2024 1:30 am |
Mom |
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| Bonnie locks horns with Jill's “inner strength” coach, Miranda, while Christy struggles to bounce back after being rejected from law school. | |||||
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08/13/2024 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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08/13/2024 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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08/13/2024 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober blackballs county clerk Howard when he applies for membership in the Mayberry men's lodge. | |||||
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08/13/2024 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The Mayberry barbershop quartet loses its tenor on the eve of the singing contest so Andy drafts a prisoner with an antisocial philosophy but a beautiful voice. | |||||
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08/13/2024 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy umpires a crucial junior baseball game when one of his decisions loses the game for Mayberry he becomes the town pariah. | |||||
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08/13/2024 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee buys a blonde wig and upsets Andy and the rest of Mayberry | |||||
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08/13/2024 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| A touring USO show brings an unexpected touch of vaudeville to the 4077th when the star showgirl requires an emergency operation. And wouldn't you know, the comedian is Klinger's hero! | |||||
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08/13/2024 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| A touring USO show brings an unexpected touch of vaudeville to the 4077th when the star showgirl requires an emergency operation. And wouldn't you know, the comedian is Klinger's hero! | |||||
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08/13/2024 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Father Mulcahy counsels a GI who is plagued by guilt because he has swapped tags with a dead colleague. Meanwhile, B.J. and Charles consider ways of keeping a soldier-salesman quiet. | |||||
