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08/18/2024 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation. | |||||
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08/18/2024 5:30 am |
South Park |
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| When Kyle chooses to invite Butters over Cartman on a birthday trip, Cartman arranges to have Butters go conveniently "missing." | |||||
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08/18/2024 6:00 am |
South Park |
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| When a Mormon kid moves to South Park Stan has to kick his ass, while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons. | |||||
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08/18/2024 6:30 am |
South Park |
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| After anti-smoking campaign representatives do their song and dance for South Park Elementary, the boys take up the nasty habit. | |||||
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08/18/2024 7:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys go to a local restaurant known for great wings and hot girls, and Butters thinks he's found the girl of his dreams. | |||||
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08/18/2024 7:30 am |
South Park |
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| After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors. | |||||
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08/18/2024 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| When Cartman dresses up like a robot to pick on Butters, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, Hollywood is relying on him to develop their next blockbuster. | |||||
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08/18/2024 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event. | |||||
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08/18/2024 9:00 am |
Paid Programming |
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08/18/2024 9:30 am |
Paid Programming |
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08/18/2024 10:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| When Leslie and Ben make their relationship known, Chris must launch an ethics investigation and trial against the couple. | |||||
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08/18/2024 10:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Unable to get work done from inside the Parks Department, Leslie forms a citizen action group and fights from the outside. | |||||
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08/18/2024 11:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie enlists everyone's help in staging an attention-getting event. Ben explores a new hobby, while April and Andy adopt a pet. | |||||
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08/18/2024 11:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Faced with a tough opponent, Leslie and Ben disagree on the content of her first campaign ad. Ron is uncomfortable when Chris tries to befriend him. | |||||
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08/18/2024 12:00 pm |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie and Ben throw a bowling party after hearing feedback from a focus group. April, Chris, Donna and Jerry try to raise money by cold calling. | |||||
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08/18/2024 12:30 pm |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie decides she needs to find Ann a new man. Ben must enlist Ron's help when he is stumped by Leslie's elaborate Valentine's Day scavenger hunt. | |||||
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08/18/2024 1:00 pm |
Parks and Recreation |
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| While trying to get an endorsement from the Chief of Police, Leslie and Ben awkwardly run into Leslie's ex, Dave. Meanwhile, Andy works on a campaign theme song. | |||||
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08/18/2024 1:30 pm |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie realizes that the department has forgotten Jerry's birthday and decides to throw a party for him at a special location. | |||||
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08/18/2024 2:00 pm |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie and Ben are caught off guard when her opponent hires a powerful campaign manager from Washington. Chris forces Ron to interview replacements for Leslie. | |||||
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08/18/2024 2:30 pm |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie and Ben are thrilled when a talk show host wants to interview Leslie. April and Ron prep Andy for his final exam in his women's studies course. | |||||
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08/18/2024 3:00 pm |
Parks and Recreation |
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| When Leslie finds out that Parks Department budget is about to be cut, she convinces Councilman Pillner to make the cuts elsewhere, which causes unexpected problems for her campaign. | |||||
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08/18/2024 3:30 pm |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie faces off with Bobby Newport in their televised debate. Ann, Tom and Chris work in the media spin room, while Ron goes the extra mile to save a party for Leslie's donors. | |||||
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08/18/2024 4:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Worried about their investments, Jerry, Kramer and Newman search for clues to determine if their accountant's unexplained sniffle could be related to something he may have snorted. | |||||
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08/18/2024 4:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine agree to be godparents to a couple's newborn boy, but they're apprehensive about the duties they must perform at the baby's first religious ceremony. | |||||
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08/18/2024 5:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George tries to capitalize on Jerry's date with a deaf woman. | |||||
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08/18/2024 5:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine question Kramer's claim about a non-fat yogurt. | |||||
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08/18/2024 6:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber; George gets a job. | |||||
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08/18/2024 6:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend; Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name. | |||||
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08/18/2024 7:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place. | |||||
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08/18/2024 7:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion. | |||||
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08/18/2024 8:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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08/18/2024 8:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| En route to a dinner party, Elaine and Jerry pair off to find a perfect dessert, while Kramer and George search for the right wine -- only nothing seems to work out the way they planned. | |||||
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08/18/2024 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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08/18/2024 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry obsessively worries when he takes his date to a restaurant famous for their apple pie and she refuses to eat a piece; meanwhile, Elaine discovers that a mannequin resembling her has been showing up in quite a few window displays. | |||||
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08/18/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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08/18/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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08/18/2024 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer's moneymaking scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires when Morty has to depend on his Fl | |||||
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08/18/2024 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer's moneymaking scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires when Morty has to depend on his Fl | |||||
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08/19/2024 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George panics during a fire at his girlfriend's son's birthday party and bolts for an escape route, while Kramer's girlfriend has a heckling laugh that threatens to ruin Jerry's act at a comedy club. | |||||
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08/19/2024 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and his friends take an ill-fated trip to the beach. | |||||
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08/19/2024 1:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George does the opposite and turns his life around. | |||||
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08/19/2024 1:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer chaperones Jerry's date with a Miss America hopeful. | |||||
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08/19/2024 2:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry learns his date was dumped by Newman; Kramer worries that he caused a murder; George's petty remarks causes him trouble. | |||||
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08/19/2024 2:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry accepts an invitation to help with a PBS pledge drive. | |||||
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08/19/2024 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| When Stan gets challenged to a dance off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete. | |||||
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08/19/2024 3:36 am |
South Park |
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| Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs. | |||||
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08/19/2024 4:12 am |
South Park |
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| All the children of South Park are attracted to "Mr. Jefferson", his son, and their home filled with games, toys and animals. Cartman wants "Mr. Jefferson" to love him, while the local police try to take him down. | |||||
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08/19/2024 4:48 am |
South Park |
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| When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates. | |||||
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08/19/2024 5:24 am |
South Park |
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| The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople with its incredible bargains. Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart and its low, low prices. | |||||
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08/19/2024 6:00 am |
South Park |
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| For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool. Now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge. | |||||
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08/19/2024 6:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings. | |||||
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08/19/2024 7:00 am |
South Park |
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| The fourth grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand-new toy set that comes complete with a video camera with a night vision filter. To impress her the girls plan to make their own video. | |||||
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08/19/2024 7:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall. The local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes. | |||||
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08/19/2024 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees. | |||||
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08/19/2024 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all. | |||||
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08/19/2024 9:00 am |
Paid Programming |
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08/19/2024 9:30 am |
Paid Programming |
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08/19/2024 10:00 am |
Paid Programming |
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08/19/2024 10:30 am |
Paid Programming |
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08/19/2024 11:00 am |
Futurama |
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| The Professor creates a What If machine that answers every question. The first question is What if Bender was 500 feet tall, the second is what if Leela was more impulsive and the third is what if Fry never came to the future. | |||||
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08/19/2024 11:24 am |
Futurama |
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| When the inheritance Bender claims in the Old Country isn't quite what he expected, the Planet Express crew has to find the source of the age old curse. | |||||
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08/19/2024 11:48 am |
Futurama |
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| Fry is reunited with his girlfriend from the 20th Century, but she doesn't adapt to the 31st century as well as he has. | |||||
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08/19/2024 12:12 pm |
Futurama |
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| The crew takes a trip inside Fry's body to save him from parasitic worms. | |||||
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08/19/2024 12:36 pm |
Futurama |
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| Bender falls in love a with a fembot, but gets jealous when he thinks she might still love her ex. | |||||
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08/19/2024 1:00 pm |
Futurama |
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| Knowledge-sucking alien brains come to Earth, and only Fry's superior inferior brain can save the day. | |||||
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08/19/2024 1:35 pm |
Futurama |
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| Dr. Zoidberg heads to Hollywood to help his washed-up uncle revive his film career. | |||||
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08/19/2024 2:10 pm |
The Cleveland Show |
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| Cleveland and his overweight 14-year-old son say goodbye to Quahog and set out for California. Along the way, Cleveland stops in his old hometown, where he eventually marries former classmate Donna Tubbs. | |||||