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		08/17/2024 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The English Patient
	Elaine's opinion of a film lands her in hot water; Kramer gets stuck with a trio of Cubans cigar rollers while George is obsessed with a beautiful woman's boyfriend.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The English Patient Localized description: Elaine's opinion of a film lands her in hot water; Kramer gets stuck with a trio of Cubans cigar rollers while George is obsessed with a beautiful woman's boyfriend.
		08/17/2024 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Nap
	As George builds a bed underneath his desk, Elaine gets a mattress from her back-conscious new boyfriend; Jerry struggles with an indecisive carpenter, while Kramer takes extreme measures to swim.

		08/17/2024 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Yada Yada
	Jerry doubts his dentist's religious conversion; Kramer and Mickey fight over a double date as Elaine undermines a couple's chances at adoption.

		08/17/2024 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Millennium
	As Jerry lobbies for a good spot on his girlfriend's speed dial, George tries getting himself fired so he can accept a better job.

		08/17/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Muffin Tops
	Elaine and a former boss join forces in a muffin top business; George pretends to be a tourist in order to get a date.

		08/17/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Summer of George
	After getting fired from the Yankees, George uses his free time to help Jerry with a demanding girlfriend; Kramer accidentally wins a Tony Award while Elaine is accused of being mean by her co-workers.

		08/17/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Butter Shave
	George gets a new job after he's mistaken for being handicapped while Jerry suspects Bania is taking advantage of him; Kramer's latest shaving technique backfires as Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend during a trans-Atlantic flight.

		08/17/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Voice
	As Jerry risks losing a girlfriend over a joke, George continues to work despite having been asked to leave; Elaine finds breaking up is hard to do as Kramer hires an assistant.

		08/18/2024 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Serenity Now
	As Jerry accepts his girlfriend's challenge to get angry, George tries selling computers with is father as Elaine fends off Lippman and his teenage son.

		08/18/2024 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Blood
	Kramer starts his own blood bank and George works at combining, sex, food and television.

		08/18/2024 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Friends
	Ritchie is excited to go on his first overnight camping trip with his class, but Christine worries about him making it through the night without her.

		08/18/2024 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Frasier
	Christine is stunned to discover that a night of fun may have resulted in an unforeseen consequence. Her reckless actions could also jeopardize her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris.

		08/18/2024 2:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Big Bang, The
	Christine and Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD) are finally ready to consummate their relationship -- until Barb says something that gives Christine reason to worry.

		08/18/2024 2:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Beauty is Only Spanx Deep
	After a pretty young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), Christine worries he will leave her for someone younger and visits a plastic surgeon.

		08/18/2024 3:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Popular
	Christine is shocked when a new dad at Ritchie's school calls her a "meanie mom" for being judgmental and standoffish, and dumps her for Marly and Lindsay.

		08/18/2024 3:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Traffic
	Christine attempts to stop sulking and get over her breakup with Mr. Harris. Meanwhile, Matthew goes to therapy and learns that his intimacy issues are due to his dysfunctional relationship with his sister, Christine.

		08/18/2024 4:00 am	The Golden Girls	And Then There Was One
	Sophia readies herself for participating in a walkathon. Meanwhile, Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose babysit for the walkathon participants' children. But when the event is over, a baby is left unclaimed.

		08/18/2024 4:30 am	The Golden Girls	Bedtime Story
	When the girls learn that a number of relatives are going to be visiting, they reminisce about times they've had to share a bed and strange places they've had to sleep, including a train station.

		08/18/2024 5:00 am	The Golden Girls	Forgive Me, Father
	Blanche and Rose plan a nice dinner at the house for Dorothy and her new boyfriend, who she later learns is a priest. She later gets another shock when she learns he plans to leave the church.

		08/18/2024 5:30 am	The Golden Girls	Long Days Journey into Marinara
	Sophia's sister, Angela, arrives in Miami for a visit and decides to move there. Dorothy invites her to stay with the girls. This ticks off Sophia since she thinks that Angela is after everything that she has.

		08/18/2024 6:00 am	The Golden Girls	Whose Face is This, Anyway?
	Blanche is convinced that her beauty is fading after attending her high school reunion and discovers many of classmates have had face lifts. Meanwhile, Rose is making a home movie for class she's taking.

		08/18/2024 6:30 am	The Golden Girls	Dorothy's Prized Pupil
	Dorothy feels that it's her fault when her prized pupil wins a writing contest which inadvertently signals the INS that he's an illegal alien.

		08/18/2024 7:00 am	The Golden Girls	Dorothy's Prized Pupil
	While Dorothy and Rose are planning a hospital charity banquet, Blanche falls for the caterer. She quickly learns he's more blue jeans than a black tie, which prompts her to foolishly put a stop to their romance.

		08/18/2024 7:30 am	The Golden Girls	Son-in-Law Dearest
	Dorothy's daughter, Kate, is coming for a visit with a big announcement. Dorothy thinks Kate is pregnant, but when Kate arrives, her announcement is far from exciting. Blanche and Rose stay up watching an "I Love Lucy" marathon.

		08/18/2024 8:00 am	The Golden Girls	To Catch a Neighbor
	Two police detectives stake out the girls' home to investigate the neighbors whom are believed to be dealers in stolen gems.

		08/18/2024 8:30 am	The Golden Girls	A Piece of Cake
	While preparing for a friend's birthday party, the girls recall past birthdays, including Rose's surprise party for Dorothy, a surprise birthday party for Blanche, and Sophia's birthday involving her late husband, Sal.

		08/18/2024 9:00 am	Mike & Molly	No Kay Morale
	Peggy's friend Kay (KATHY BATES) returns to visit.

		08/18/2024 9:35 am	Mike & Molly	Mother From Another Mudlick
	Mike meets his Aunt Rosemary (MARGO MARTINDALE).

		08/18/2024 10:10 am	Mike & Molly	Fight to the Finish
	Molly gets mad at Mike for not listening to her complaints.

		08/18/2024 10:45 am	Mike & Molly	Near Death Do Us Part
	Carl decides to propose to Victoria after a close call.

		08/18/2024 11:15 am	Mike & Molly	The Bitter Man And The Sea
	Mike & Molly uninvite Carl to their anniversary cruise.

		08/18/2024 11:50 am	Mike & Molly	Cops on the Rocks
	Mike & Carl get couples counseling on the Season 6 premiere.

		08/18/2024 12:25 pm	Mike & Molly	One Small Step for Mike
	Molly encourages Mike to exercise with a fitness tracker.

		08/18/2024 1:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Peg O' My Heart Attack
	Mike blames Molly for his mom's heart attack.

		08/18/2024 1:30 pm	Mike & Molly	Super Cop
	Mike becomes "Super Cop" after his wallet is stolen.

		08/18/2024 2:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Joyce's Will Be Done
	Molly's shocked that Victoria gets the house in Joyce's will

		08/18/2024 2:30 pm	Mike & Molly	The Good Wife
	Mike & Molly clash over her time when she's not writing.

		08/18/2024 3:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Weekend with Birdie
	Mike brings home a stray puppy...to Molly's dismay.

		08/18/2024 3:30 pm	Mike & Molly	The Wreck of the Vincent Moranto
	Mike is upset with Vince over a do-it-yourself project.

		08/18/2024 4:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/18/2024 4:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	I'd Like to Start with the Cat
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/18/2024 5:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/18/2024 5:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/18/2024 6:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	My Son's Enormous Head
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/18/2024 6:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Two Finger Rule
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/18/2024 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Junk Mail
	Kramer's efforts to stop junk mail jeopardizes Newman; Jerry tries to avoid hurting an old friend's feelings, while George suspects his parents are avoiding him and Elaine falls for a TV commercial personality.

		08/18/2024 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Merv Griffin Show
	As Kramer puts a discarded talk show set in his apartment, Jerry schemes to play with a girlfriend's vintage toys; while Elaine deals with a scheming employee.

		08/18/2024 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Slicer
	While Jerry dates a dermatologist to help George deceive a new employer, Kramer is obsessed with a new meat slicer.

		08/18/2024 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Betrayal
	Elaine takes Jerry and George to India to upset a rival's wedding; Kramer is the object of an evil birthday wish.

		08/18/2024 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Apology
	While George demands an apology, Jerry is troubled by a girlfriend's frequent nudity.

		08/18/2024 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Strike
	Elaine accidentally gives out a fake phone number on the back of a free sandwich coupon; George's father revives a holiday he invented to replace Christmas.

		08/18/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Dealership
	Elaine's boyfriend promises Jerry a good deal on a new car.

		08/18/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Reverse Peephole
	Elaine accidentally tosses out a friend's fur coat; Jerry and George disagree over the need for a wallet.

		08/18/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Cartoon
	Jerry's harsh critique of an actress launches her career; an enigmatic cartoon inspires Elaine.

		08/18/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Strongbox
	As Kramer hides the keys for his new strongbox in Jerry's apartment, George and Elaine each look for ways out of their respective romantic relationships.

		08/19/2024 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Wizard
	As Kramer moves to Florida, Jerry buys his dad an electronic organizer; George pretends to have a summer home in order to avoid his late fiancee's parents.

		08/19/2024 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Burning
	Elaine discovers her boyfriend is very religious as Jerry wonders if his latest girlfriend has been totally honest with him.

		08/19/2024 1:00 am	Seinfeld	The Bookstore
	Jerry turns in Uncle Leo for shoplifting while George is forced to buy an expensive book he was caught reading in the store's bathroom.

		08/19/2024 1:30 am	Seinfeld	The Frogger
	As George sets out to preserve his high score on an old arcade game, a serial killer's presence forces Jerry into a relationship he doesn't like.

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		08/19/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	A Visit To Barney Fife
	Andy visits Barney, now with the Raleigh police department, and makes a hero out of his bumbling former deputy

		08/19/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Barney Comes To Mayberry
	Detective Barney fife, of the big city police department, pays a visit to his old home-town.

		08/19/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Andy's Old Girlfriend
	Andy's perennial romance with Helen is jolted a bit when Andy's old high school sweetheart moves back to town.

		08/19/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee's Restaurant
	Aunt Bee has a brief fling as co-owner of a Chinese restaurant.

		08/19/2024 5:00 am	MASH	A Holy Mess
	An AWOL soldier, Nick Gillis, seeks sanctuary in the mess tent, after Father Mulcahy's service. At the same time, a special Sunday brunch is due to be served, following the donation of some eggs to the camp by a grateful farmer.

		08/19/2024 5:30 am	MASH	The Tooth Shall Set you Free
	Charles has a serious toothache, but hates the thought of having anything done about it. The doctors suspect prejudice when an inordinate number of black casualties are brought in from a single unit, led by Major Weems.

		08/19/2024 6:00 am	MASH	Pressure Points
	Potter sends for Sidney Freedman when he loses confidence in his surgical abilities, and Winchester loses patience with his bunkmates' sloppiness.

		08/19/2024 6:30 am	MASH	Where There's a Will, There's a War
	Hawkeye draws up a will, leaving various items to his friends at the 4077th.

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Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 06/13/2026 •Time zone: Eastern Daylight Time (EDT) UTC -4 • Country: United States •Language: English

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