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		08/21/2024 8:15 pm	King of Queens	Vocal Discord
	Doug and Carrie get into a fight and a program on Carrie's computer records the entire thing. When they see the things they said to each other they decide to talk to a marriage counselor.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Vocal Discord Localized description: Doug and Carrie get into a fight and a program on Carrie's computer records the entire thing. When they see the things they said to each other they decide to talk to a marriage counselor.
		08/21/2024 8:50 pm	King of Queens	Consummate Professional
	Carrie finds out that Doug lied about getting a job while they were dating so that he could have sex with her.

		08/21/2024 9:25 pm	King of Queens	Like Hell
	Doug and Carrie feel like they might not be popular at work and start to try to win people over.

		08/21/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Ex-Girlfriend
	Jerry's best friend George is obsessed with finding a way to break up with his overbearing girlfriend. However, after dispensing his sage advice on the topic, Jerry finds himself in a similar agonizing position with the same woman.

		08/21/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Pony Remark
	Jerry feels responsible for his aunt's untimely death.

		08/21/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Jacket
	While shopping with Elaine, Jerry discovers a suede jacket that is totally irresistible in spite of its hefty price tag. After buying the jacket, Jerry learns an age-old truth: Clothes don't make the man.

		08/21/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Phone Message
	After mustering enough courage to call a girl for a second date, George repeatedly gets her answering machine then blurts out a nasty message. Regretting it later, he talks Jerry into helping get rid of the message before it can be heard.

		08/22/2024 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Between A Rock And A Hard Place
	Christine promises to accompany Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD) to an important event, but leaves him hanging when Ritchie's soccer game runs long.

		08/22/2024 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	The New Adventures of Old Christine
	Christine reluctantly lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but the date goes from bad to worse as Christine discovers he is not who he made himself out to be.

		08/22/2024 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	House
	When Christine learns that Richard and New Christine bought the house she had always dreamed of, she tries to contain her jealousy and attempts to feel genuinely happy for them.

		08/22/2024 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Burning Down The House
	Christine considers taking a walk on the wild side in order to make Barb think she's not a square. DAVE FOLEY ("NewsRadio") returns to guest star as Richard's friend, Tom, with whom Christine once went on a date.

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		08/22/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Goober's Contest
	Goober faces disaster when a printing error awards Floyd a large cash prize in his gas station contest

		08/22/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's First Love
	Mary Alice Carter accepts Opie's invitation to a party but throws him over at the eleventh hour for another.

		08/22/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Howard The Bowler
	Howard, a last minute substitution on the bowling team sponsored by Emmett's fix-it shop, astonishes everyone by bowling a perfect game.

		08/22/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	A Trip To Mexico
	Aunt Bee wins a free trip to Mexico for two -- but which two?

		08/22/2024 5:00 am	MASH	Trick or Treatment
	It's Halloween at the 4077th, and the staff dons costumes and trade ghost stories. Father Mulcahy discovers a soldier alive that had been pronounced dead.

		08/22/2024 5:35 am	MASH	Foreign Affairs
	The Army tries to get a North Korean pilot to defect, and Charles gets a rude shock when he falls for a French nurse with a Bohemian past.

		08/22/2024 6:10 am	MASH	The Joker is Wild
	Tired of reminders about Trapper John's skill as a practical joker, B.J. bets Hawkeye he can prank everyone present.

		08/22/2024 6:45 am	Bonanza	In Defense Of Honor
	Davey was abandoned by his tribe during a battle in which his parents were killed, but has been taken care of by Ben since. Ben is arranging a treaty between the Utes & White Men, yet a situation with Davey threatens the treaty.

		08/22/2024 7:50 am	Gunsmoke	The Still
	A young schoolmarm's unscrupulous relatives descend on Dodge City to begin a moonshining operation.

		08/22/2024 8:55 am	Gunsmoke	The Innocent
	When Festus helps a woman school teacher get to Cimarion territory, they both become hostages of a family of hide thieves.

		08/22/2024 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	Ring of Darkness
	A pretty, blind girl influences deputy Newly O'Brien's efforts to arrest a horse thief.

		08/22/2024 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	Jake MacGraw
	People suspect ex-gunfighter Jake MacGraw has ulterior motives when he gets a job as piano-player in the Long Branch saloon.

		08/22/2024 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Opie and the Carnival
	Opie tries to win a birthday present for his father at a carnival, not realizing that the carnival shooting gallery is crooked.

		08/22/2024 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Banjo Playing Deputy
	Jerry Van Dyke guest stars as a carnival's destitute banjo player. He also proves to be an inept lawman when he is hired in Barney's absence.

		08/22/2024 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Job
	Opie gets a part-time job in a grocery store, but gives it up because another boys needs employment more.

		08/22/2024 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy's Rival
	Jealousy appears in Mayberry when Andy realizes that a handsome big city teacher is spending evenings with Helen.

		08/22/2024 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Bazaar
	Andy's eager-beaver deputy jails Aunt Bee and her friends for gambling at their charity bazaar.

		08/22/2024 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee The Swinger
	Aunt Bee and her new boyfriend aren't as young as they used to be -- or as they at first think they are.

		08/22/2024 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Sweet Charity
	After Debra forces Ray to do some charity work at a local hospital, he winds up enjoying himself because the patients treat him like he's a celebrity. Ray's newfound calling causes him to neglect his family responsibilities.

		08/22/2024 3:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Meeting the Parents
	Robert is caught in a compromising position by Amy's parents when they arrive unexpectedly at her apartment. After encountering another awkward moment with Robert, Amy's parents try to dissuade their daughter from marrying him.

		08/22/2024 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Plan
	When Robert is put in charge of selecting his wedding invitations, Ray suggests he intentionally botch the assignment so that Amy will let Robert off the hook with their wedding plans.

		08/22/2024 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Sleepover at Peggy's
	Raymond is horrified when he thinks his "cookie nemesis" flirted with him. When Debra is too sick to take Ally to a sleepover, Ray reluctantly agrees to take her despite the fact he must come face to face with Peggy.

		08/22/2024 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Who's Next
	Debra gets annoyed with Ray when he seems pleased that she's picked one of her attractive friends to replace her if she dies.

		08/22/2024 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Shower
	Debra gives a bridal shower for Amy, but her good intentions get sidetracked by Marie's overzealous participation. When Marie attempts to "take over" Amy's wedding shower, Debra gets upset and yells at her.

		08/22/2024 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Baggage
	Robert asks Ray if he can borrow a suitcase sitting on the stairway for his honeymoon; Ray explains he and Debra have been in an "unspoken" battle of wills since a weekend trip over who is responsible for putting the case away.

		08/22/2024 7:05 pm	King of Queens	Sandwiched Out
	Holly is getting married and moving away. Carrie tries to stop her from moving by making up dumb reasons for her not to get married. Doug sees a sandwich called The Deacon at Coopers, and thinks Deacon stole his sandwich idea.

		08/22/2024 7:40 pm	King of Queens	Shear Torture
	Carrie gets mad at Doug when she realizes that he is constantly getting haircuts from a stylist because he thinks she is hot. Spence invites Lou to a Sci-fi convention, but then has to uninvite him when Adam West agrees to go.

		08/22/2024 8:15 pm	King of Queens	Inn Escapable
	Doug takes Carrie to a bed and breakfast, thinking it would be romantic, but it ends up being terrible. The owners are disgusting but nice. Doug doesn't want to hurt their feelings by leaving, but they try to find a way out.

		08/22/2024 8:50 pm	King of Queens	Move Doubt
	Much to the confusion of the Heffernan's, Deacon and Kelly are disinterested in purchasing the house next door to Doug and Carrie when it goes on sale.

		08/22/2024 9:25 pm	King of Queens	G'Night, Stalker
	When Doug starts receiving fan mail from someone who saw his performance at a karaoke club, he lets the attention go to his head, only to have his ego shattered when the emails suddenly stop coming.

		08/22/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Apartment
	Jerry has second thoughts after helping Elaine get an apartment in his building.

		08/22/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Statue
	Elaine talks Jerry into hiring a friend who's working his way through college by cleaning people's homes. When a statue is discovered missing, he suspects the student. But Jerry is unsure how to handle getting it back.

		08/22/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Revenge
	George plots to get revenge on his boss after-being fired; Jerry and Kramer target a laundry owner who they suspect of stealing.

		08/22/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Heart Attack
	George, ever the hypochondriac, thinks he's having a heart attack and, at Kramer's urging, seeks the advice of a "holistic" healer.

		08/23/2024 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Happy Couple, The
	Matthew and Barb pretend to be inseparable after Christine learns they spent the night together and forbids them to see one another.

		08/23/2024 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	One And A Half Man
	When Christine's gynecologist (guest star JASON ALEXANDER - "Seinfeld") suggests that her flu-like symptoms may be her experiencing perimenopause, Christine tries to take charge of her hormones.

		08/23/2024 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	A Decent Proposal
	Christine proposes marriage to Barb to save her best friend from being deported to the Bahamas. Meanwhile, Richard attempts to propose marriage to New Christine.

		08/23/2024 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	How I Hate Your Mother
	Richard asks Christine to return her wedding ring -- previously his mother's -- so he can use it to propose to New Christine.

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		08/23/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Andy's Trip To Raleigh
	Andy cancels a big date with Helen in order to confer with a lawyer in Raleigh -- who turns out to be a beautiful women.

		08/23/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie Steps Up In Class
	Andy sends Opie to a swank boys' camp.

		08/23/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Howard's Main Event
	Howard, dating Millie, is threatened by her husky former boyfriend.

		08/23/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee, The Juror
	Aunt Bee, summoned for jury duty, disagrees with fellow jurors on her first case.

		08/23/2024 5:00 am	MASH	Who Knew ?
	Hawkeye volunteers to deliver the eulogy for a dead nurse that he briefly dated, and belatedly discovers her deep feelings for him.

		08/23/2024 5:30 am	MASH	Bombshells
	Posing the theory that people will believe in anything, Charles and Hawkeye start a rumor that Marilyn Monroe plans to visit the 4077th, which gets everyone excited. Meanwhile, B.J. feels responsible when he's unable to rescue a

		08/23/2024 6:00 am	MASH	Settling Debts
	Hawkeye and the crew surprise Colonel Potter with a party to commemorate Mildred's final payment on the couple's mortgage.

		08/23/2024 6:30 am	MASH	The Moon is Not Blue
	With the camp facing prohibition, and a severe medical supply shortage, during another heat wave, Hawkeye resolves to lift morale by importing a racy new movie.

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Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 06/13/2026 •Time zone: Eastern Daylight Time (EDT) UTC -4 • Country: United States •Language: English

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