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		09/04/2024 8:15 pm	King of Queens	S'Ain't Valentine's
	Doug plans the perfect Valentine's Day, but first he has to take Spence out for a beer for his birthday. Spence's mom plans a surprise party and ropes his friends into staying, even when Spence storms off embarrassed.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: S'Ain't Valentine's Localized description: Doug plans the perfect Valentine's Day, but first he has to take Spence out for a beer for his birthday. Spence's mom plans a surprise party and ropes his friends into staying, even when Spence storms off embarrassed.
		09/04/2024 8:50 pm	King of Queens	Court Date
	Carrie gets a speeding ticket and Doug wants Carrie to go out with the cop to make the ticket disappear.

		09/04/2024 9:25 pm	King of Queens	White Collar
	Doug's supervisor is in the hospital and Doug is temporarliy promoted to his position. Doug ends up hating working behind a desk and misses his truck. But the supervisor dies and Doug is stuck.

		09/04/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Soup Nazi
	A demanding soup stand chef bans Elaine from eating his wares.

		09/04/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Secret Code
	George's secret bank code inadvertently becomes a dying woman's last word.

		09/04/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Pool Guy
	George worries about Susan becoming friendly with his pals.

		09/04/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Sponge
	As Jerry conceals how he got an unlisted phone number, Elaine's favorite birth control device is discontinued.

		09/05/2024 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	I Love Woo, I Hate You
	Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave (recurring guest star JAMES LESURE - "For Your Love," "Las Vegas"), the immigration officer she has been seeing.

		09/05/2024 12:40 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein
	When Christine finds out Ritchie is the school bully, she decides to set a good example by making amends with the woman (AMY SEDARIS) she bullied as a kid.

		09/05/2024 1:20 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas
	Christine attends her neighborhood Christmas party where she learns a juicy secret about her neighbor. MOLLY SHANNON ("Saturday Night Live") guest stars.

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		09/05/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Cannon
	Deputy Warren captures a pair of thieves through sheer stupidity about the functions of a cannon.

		09/05/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	A Man's Best Friend
	Goober has dreams of entering show-business when he thinks he owns a genuine talking dog.

		09/05/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee Takes A Job
	Aunt Bee gets a job at the town print shop where the new proprietors are really counterfeiters.

		09/05/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Church Organ
	Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impovereshed congregation buy a new-church organ.

		09/05/2024 5:00 am	MASH	Sticky Wicket
	Hawkeye and Frank argue over Frank's surgical ability. Hawkeye performs a difficult operation and the patient does not recover, as he should. Hawkeye begins to doubt his ability and moves out of The Swamp. He decides to open up

		09/05/2024 5:35 am	MASH	Major Fred C. Dobbs
	As usual Frank's normal drone of verbal abuse upsets Ginger, so Hawkeye puts his arm in a cast while he is asleep. Frank puts in for a transfer, and after a broadcast goes out of Frank telling Margaret he's leaving, she decides

		09/05/2024 6:10 am	MASH	Cease-Fire
	General Clayton calls so say that a ceasefire is to be declared. The camp celebrates, Klinger gives away his dresses and locals start to take pieces of the camp. But Trapper does not believe it. Hawkeye claims he is married to a

		09/05/2024 6:45 am	Bonanza	The Clarion
	Ben helps his old friend Ruth Manning keep ownership of her newspaper, despite efforts by Judge Tabor to take the newspaper using any means necessary.

		09/05/2024 7:50 am	Gunsmoke	Dirty Sally (part 1)
	A young outlaw is reformed by the kindness and help of an elderly female junk collector.

		09/05/2024 8:55 am	Gunsmoke	Dirty Sally (part 2)
	Continued from part 1-- A young outlaw is reformed by the kindness and help of an elderly female junk collector.

		09/05/2024 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Lost
	Kitty Russell, injured and isolated by a stagecoach accident, must rely on a strange wild child to help her survive.

		09/05/2024 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	Phoenix
	A young convict makes a contract, upon release from prison, to kill a man he has never met.

		09/05/2024 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Country Nurse
	Andy is forced to exert all his persuasiveness to get a farmer to get a tetanus shot.

		09/05/2024 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy and Barney in the Big City
	Andy and Barney are involved in the catching of a jewel thief

		09/05/2024 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Wedding Bells for Aunt Bee
	A misunderstanding leads Andy and Aunt Bee to believe that they are both anxious to get married.

		09/05/2024 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Three's a Crowd
	Romance blossoms for Andy and Mary Simpson, the county nurse, but the ever-present Barney remains blissfully unaware that three constitute a crowd.

		09/05/2024 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Bookie Barber
	Barber Floyd Lawson takes on an assistant who turns out to be a bookie.

		09/05/2024 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy on Trial
	Andy faces charges of malfeasance in office when a disgruntled traffic offender seeks revenge.

		09/05/2024 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Golf
	When Ray tricks Debra into letting him play golf, his guilt manifests itself in an inevitable anxietyattack on the golf course and his doctor diagnoses a bad case of stress with the remedy being to play more golf.

		09/05/2024 3:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Anniversary
	At a big surprise party for Frank and Marie's 40th wedding anniversary, Raymond learns that his parents were once separated for a year and might have gotten divorced if Frank hadn't returned home to help with Ray's broken arm.

		09/05/2024 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Working Late Again
	When Debra fears that Ray is hiding out at work because he doesn't want to spend time at home with the family, she asks him to start working from home. Things don't turn out the way she planned.

		09/05/2024 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Children's Book
	Sick of reading Ally the same stories night after night, Debra decides to try her hand at writing a children's book. Feeling great about doing something other than being a mom, she invites Ray to write the story with her.

		09/05/2024 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Gift
	Ray is feeling guilty about only getting his dad a card for his 65th birthday. He makes up for it by buying Frank a beautiful, gigantic aquarium. At first Frank adores the gift, but after one fish dies, he starts to hate it.

		09/05/2024 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	High School
	At Debra's insistence, Ray takes her to his 20th high school reunion, and it's even worse than he expected. It turns out that Debra is one of the cool people who hated him and used to throw him into the girl's bathroom.

		09/05/2024 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Letter
	When Marie crashes and ultimately ruins her Tupperware party, Debra decides that the day has finally come to tell Ray's mom she can't stand her being so critical, intrusive, and overbearing and she takes pen to paper.

		09/05/2024 7:05 pm	King of Queens	Rayny Day
	Ray asks Doug to go golfing at his private club but Doug already has plans with Richie. Doug cancels and tells Richie to come over later. But when a storm traps the guys at the club, Doug wonders if he can make it in time.

		09/05/2024 7:40 pm	King of Queens	Train Wreck
	Doug has a hot woman as a trainee and he is upset that this is not making Carrie jelous. Arthur has to find a way to change the date of death on his pre-purchased tombstone so the first numbers are 20 and not 19.

		09/05/2024 8:15 pm	King of Queens	Hungry Man
	Doug goes to a cocktail party Carrie's boss is having, but to get there he has to skip eating that day. When Doug gets to the party, he finds out there is no food.

		09/05/2024 8:50 pm	King of Queens	Time Share
	Doug and Carrie have always hated their neighbors, the Sackskys, but when they offer Doug & Carrie their Hamptons timeshare because they are having marital problems, they decide that they have to be nice until they get the keys.

		09/05/2024 9:25 pm	King of Queens	Where's Poppa?
	Doug and Carrie try to pawn Arthur off on somebody for a weekend so that they can be alone. Doug calls his cousin Danny who he hates, but Danny agrees let Arthur stay. Doug then finds that Danny wants to hang out with him more.

		09/05/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Gum
	While helping Kramer revive an old movie theatre, George is mistaken for being insane.

		09/05/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Rye
	George must replace a loaf of bread his parents took from Susan's mom and dad.

		09/05/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Caddy
	While leaving his car at work convinces George's bosses that he's working late, Elaine is disturbed by a bra-less acquaintance.

		09/05/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Seven
	As Susan's friends steal their new daughter's name from George, Elaine loses an antique bike to Kramer.

		09/06/2024 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	A Whale of a Tale
	When Christine decides to tell her therapist she's in love with him, his response is not what she expected. Recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK appears as Max, Christine's therapist.

		09/06/2024 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Truth or Dare
	Christine finds herself falling in love with Max (recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK) until her ex-boyfriend, Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), comes back into her life. Will she have to choose?

		09/06/2024 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	A Family Unfair
	Christine feels left out as Richard and New Christine plan for their baby and decides she wants one too. TIM MEADOWS ("SNL") appears as Dr. Volk, New Christine's OB/GYN.

		09/06/2024 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Sweet Charity
	Christine comes into some money and must decide whether to splurge on a designer dress or help starving children. ED BEGLEY JR. guest stars as Pastor Ed.

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		09/06/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Girl Shy
	Girl-shy Deputy Warren turns into a somnambulistic Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV.

		09/06/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Malcolm at the Crossroads
	Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard and compounds the problem by replacing him with a bicyclist

		09/06/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Otis the Artist
	Deputy Warren starts the town drunk on a therapeutic art career.

		09/06/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Return of Barney Fife
	Barney makes a triumphal return to Mayberry to attend his high school reunion.

		09/06/2024 5:00 am	MASH	Showtime
	Captain Kaplan is to be shipped home, but becomes paranoid that something will happen to him before he leaves. He takes the wheel of the jeep to drive to Kimpo himself, but crashes and ends up in plaster. Henry's wife is in labo

		09/06/2024 5:30 am	MASH	Divided We Stand
	Brought on by Frank and Margaret's negative reports, General Clayton assigns a psychiatrist, Captain Hildebrand, to examine the 4077th MAS*H unit, to see if it should be disbanded. Henry tells them to be on their best behavior

		09/06/2024 6:00 am	MASH	5 O'Clock Charlie
	An inept North Korean pilot, known as "5 O'Clock Charlie", makes his daily attempt to bomb the ammo dump. Frank puts in a request for an anti-aircraft gun, which is granted when Charlie hits General Clayton's jeep. Frank takes c

		09/06/2024 6:30 am	MASH	Radar's Report
	Radar writes the weekly activity report. Hawkeye operates on a wounded prisoner who grabs a scalpel and attacks the doctors. Frank wants Klinger thrown out on a section 8, so Henry calls in a psychiatrist, Major Freedman. Hawkey

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Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 06/13/2026 •Time zone: Eastern Daylight Time (EDT) UTC -4 • Country: United States •Language: English

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