Schedules
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09/08/2024 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there. | |||||
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09/08/2024 5:30 am |
South Park |
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| Mr. Garrison returns to teaching with a new assistant to replace Mr. Hat, and the boys are sent to the Death Camp of Tolerance. | |||||
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09/08/2024 6:00 am |
South Park |
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| When a famous psychic fails to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body, Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him. | |||||
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09/08/2024 6:30 am |
South Park |
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| A 32-year-old man arrives in South Park claiming to be Stan from the future, and Cartman goes into the business of revenge. | |||||
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09/08/2024 7:00 am |
South Park |
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| After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out. | |||||
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09/08/2024 7:30 am |
South Park |
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| The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show. | |||||
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09/08/2024 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good. | |||||
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09/08/2024 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department. | |||||
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09/08/2024 9:00 am |
Paid Programming |
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09/08/2024 9:30 am |
Paid Programming |
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09/08/2024 10:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie and Andy plan a concert while fighting the flu. Donna, Tom and April sample wines for Tom's new restaurant. | |||||
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09/08/2024 10:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie and Ben attempt to keep her pregnancy a secret. Meanwhile, April steps in to manage Andy's schedule, while Ron helps Donna deal with her ex-boyfriend. | |||||
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09/08/2024 11:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie, Ben and Andy travel to San Francisco for a conference. Tom's restaurant suffers a disastrous opening night. The Parks Department presents the Unity Concert. | |||||
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09/08/2024 11:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie, Ben and Andy travel to San Francisco for a conference. Tom's restaurant suffers a disastrous opening night. The Parks Department presents the Unity Concert. | |||||
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09/08/2024 12:00 pm |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Three years in the future, Leslie and the others have each moved on to new ventures, but her mysterious feud with Ron threatens her latest project. | |||||
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09/08/2024 12:30 pm |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie seeks Jamm's support for a crucial city council vote, but he's now dating a horrifying familiar face. Andy and Tom go to Chicago. | |||||
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09/08/2024 1:00 pm |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Undeterred in her battle with Ron, Leslie makes a pitch for the Newport land after it's linked to a short-tenured U.S. president, William Henry Harrison. | |||||
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09/08/2024 1:30 pm |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Tired of Leslie and Ron's increasingly hostile rivalry, their friends lock the pair in an office and refuse to release them until they reconcile. | |||||
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09/08/2024 2:00 pm |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie goes to court -- Perd Hapley's TV Court -- with a grievance against Gryzzl. Tom becomes Andy's manager. April befriends a new intern. | |||||
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09/08/2024 2:30 pm |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie organizes a protest when she learns that Dennis Feinstein is planning to shut down J.J.'s Diner. Donna and Tom revive their favorite tradition. | |||||
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09/08/2024 3:00 pm |
Parks and Recreation |
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| April and Craig do their best to help Donna's wedding go smoothly. Jennifer Barkley presents a new offer to Ben. Tom and Lucy have an important talk. | |||||
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09/08/2024 3:30 pm |
Parks and Recreation |
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| April joins Leslie on a trip to Washington, D.C., and shares news that makes Leslie upset. Andy, Ben and Ron team up on a project back home. | |||||
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09/08/2024 4:00 pm |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Ben and Leslie make waves when they decline to participate in a traditional pie-making contest. Andy, April and Ron try to solve a puzzle. | |||||
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09/08/2024 4:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight's office behavior earns him some unwanted attention from corporate, and Pam struggles to talk to her father about her parents' ailing marriage. | |||||
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09/08/2024 5:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael hosts a roast of himself in an effort to improve his relationship with the staff, but the burns prove too much for him to handle. | |||||
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09/08/2024 5:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael goes on a speaking tour of the other Dunder Mifflin offices, while a forgotten birthday at the Scranton branch causes chaos. | |||||
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09/08/2024 6:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael learns a lesson during a visit to the Utica branch of Dunder Mifflin, and the Scranton party-planning committee struggles to please the rest of the office. | |||||
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09/08/2024 6:30 pm |
The Office |
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| On Valentine's Day, the single people in the office decide to throw a Lonely Hearts party, and Michael thinks he has a connection with a woman at the office blood drive. | |||||
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09/08/2024 7:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael comes up with a new marketing idea, and Andy, Jim and Pam give Kevin very different advice for wooing a woman. | |||||
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09/08/2024 7:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael has big plans for his 15th anniversary party at Dunder Mifflin, and Jim's latest prank on Dwight has unexpected results. | |||||
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09/08/2024 8:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael's relationship with the company's vice president becomes increasingly tense, Pam faces the challenge of a new copier, and Kelly develops a crush. | |||||
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09/08/2024 8:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Jim faces off against his new boss in a soccer game in the Dunder Mifflin parking lot, and Michael has trouble leaving his house. | |||||
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09/08/2024 9:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight and Andy strike up an unlikely friendship and plan a hunting trip, and Michael hosts a Paper & Pancakes luncheon. | |||||
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09/08/2024 9:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight's loyalty to Michael is tested when he finds a new hero in Charles, and Andy tries to provide for all of Jim's emotional needs. | |||||
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09/08/2024 10:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael's new company struggles to make early morning deliveries while the office tries to get their expense reports in on time after Angela enforces Dunder Mifflin's policy. | |||||
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09/08/2024 10:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael mediates a dispute within his new sales team, and trouble brews in the office when several employees take the term ʺcasual Fridayʺ too loosely. | |||||
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09/08/2024 11:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael turns the former office of the Michael Scott Paper Company into a dance club, Phyllis opens up to Dwight, and Jim and Pam plan a secret trip. | |||||
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09/08/2024 11:30 pm |
The Office |
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| At the annual Dunder Mifflin company picnic, Michael and Holly are reunited, and the Scranton branch competes in the picnic's volleyball tournament. | |||||
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09/09/2024 12:00 am |
The Office |
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| Michael feels left out as the rest of the office gossips about the summer interns, and Andy struggles with heterosexuality. | |||||
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09/09/2024 12:30 am |
The Office |
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| Pam deals with the guest list for her wedding, and Dwight convinces Toby to investigate Darryl's worker's comp claim. | |||||
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09/09/2024 1:00 am |
The Office |
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| Dwight reaches his breaking point with Jim and looks to the rest of the office for allies, and Pam wants to request cash instead of wedding gifts. | |||||
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09/09/2024 1:30 am |
The Office |
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| The entire office travels to Niagara Falls for Jim and Pam's wedding, and they're under strict orders not to mention that Pam is pregnant. | |||||
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09/09/2024 2:00 am |
The Office |
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| Things get rowdy in Niagara Falls before Jim and Pam finally tie the knot. | |||||
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09/09/2024 2:30 am |
The Office |
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| Michael meets with an insurance salesman who visits the office, and Erin accidentally ruins Pam's painting. | |||||
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09/09/2024 3:00 am |
The Office |
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| Michael shocks Jim and Pam when he reveals the identity of the new woman he's been dating, and Dwight apologizes to Jim for years of torment with a strange peace offering. | |||||
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09/09/2024 3:30 am |
The Office |
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| Michael gets teased by everyone at the office after he takes an embarrassing fall at a meeting and Pam and Andy go cold calling to drum up more sales. | |||||
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09/09/2024 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians. | |||||
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09/09/2024 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out. | |||||
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09/09/2024 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation. | |||||
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09/09/2024 5:30 am |
South Park |
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| After anti-smoking campaign representatives do their song and dance for South Park Elementary, the boys take up the nasty habit. | |||||
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09/09/2024 6:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys go to a local restaurant known for great wings and hot girls, and Butters thinks he's found the girl of his dreams. | |||||
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09/09/2024 6:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event. | |||||
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09/09/2024 7:00 am |
South Park |
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| When Stan gets challenged to a dance off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete. | |||||
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09/09/2024 7:30 am |
South Park |
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| Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs. | |||||
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09/09/2024 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| All the children of South Park are attracted to "Mr. Jefferson", his son, and their home filled with games, toys and animals. Cartman wants "Mr. Jefferson" to love him, while the local police try to take him down. | |||||
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09/09/2024 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates. | |||||
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09/09/2024 9:00 am |
Paid Programming |
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09/09/2024 9:30 am |
Paid Programming |
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09/09/2024 10:00 am |
Paid Programming |
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09/09/2024 10:30 am |
Paid Programming |
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09/09/2024 11:00 am |
Futurama |
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| The crew gets stranded on a planet of Amazonian women. | |||||
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09/09/2024 11:24 am |
Futurama |
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| Bender falls in love a with a fembot, but gets jealous when he thinks she might still love her ex. | |||||
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09/09/2024 11:48 am |
Futurama |
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| Knowledge-sucking alien brains come to Earth, and only Fry's superior inferior brain can save the day. | |||||
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09/09/2024 12:12 pm |
Futurama |
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| Dr. Zoidberg heads to Hollywood to help his washed-up uncle revive his film career. | |||||
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09/09/2024 12:36 pm |
Futurama |
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| Leela fights to save the penguins of Pluto after an oil spill. | |||||
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09/09/2024 1:00 pm |
Futurama |
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| Fry travels to Old New York to retrieve his lucky clover. | |||||
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09/09/2024 1:30 pm |
Futurama |
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| A trip to the orphanarium leads Leela to get cosmetic surgery and Bender to adopt 12 orphans. | |||||
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09/09/2024 2:00 pm |
Futurama |
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| Fry thinks he's a robot after being brainwashed at an insane robot asylum. | |||||
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09/09/2024 2:30 pm |
Futurama |
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| A paralyzed Bender joins rock star Beck on the concert road. | |||||