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		09/07/2024 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Calzone
	As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Calzone Localized description: As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics.
		09/07/2024 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	Bottle Deposit - Part 1
	As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic.

		09/07/2024 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	Bottle Deposit - Part 2
	As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic.

		09/07/2024 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Wait Out
	Jerry and Elaine take advantage of a friend's shaky marriage; Kramer's tight jeans causes problems.

		09/07/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Invitations
	As George continues to have cold feet about his wedding, Jerry meets the woman of his dreams.

		09/07/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Foundation
	As George tries to put Susan behind him, Elaine is given control of J. Peterman's business.

		09/07/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Soulmate
	As George frets about being suspected of killing his fiancee, Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend

		09/07/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Bizarro Jerry
	Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract women.

		09/08/2024 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Little Kicks
	Elaine's strange dancing loses her employees' respect; George cultivates a "bad boy" image; Jerry becomes an underground legend after he makes a bootleg videotape of a new movie.

		09/08/2024 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Package
	George tries to woo a photo store employee with pictures of himself; Elaine discovers her reputation is making it difficult to get medical treatment; Kramer offers to get a refund for Jerry's broken stereo.

		09/08/2024 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Scream
	Christine mistakes a hot cop for a stripper and New Christine goes into labor. TIM MEADOWS guest stars as Dr. Volk, New Christine's OB/GYN.

		09/08/2024 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Get Smarter
	In the season finale, Christine feels intellectually inferior after meeting Max's (ERIC McCORMACK) friends at their "surprise" engagement party, driving her to make a decision.

		09/08/2024 2:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Pilot
	Divorced working mother Christine Campbell (series star JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS) owns a women's 30-minute workout gym, successfully juggling the daily stresses of motherhood and her business.

		09/08/2024 2:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Supertramp
	Upon learning that Richard and "new" Christine are enjoying an intimate relationship, Christine becomes determined to make her own romantic conquests.

		09/08/2024 3:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Open Waters
	Upon learning that her close friend Barb (recurring guest star Emmy Award winner WANDA SYKES) is responsible for matching up "new" Christine and Richard, Christine allows Barb to set her up on a blind date of her own.

		09/08/2024 3:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus
	Upon learning from the gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with an attorney, Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER), Richard does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages them.

		09/08/2024 4:00 am	The Golden Girls	Rose's Big Adventure
	Rose's latest boyfriend has just retired and she is ready to spend a whole lot more time with him, but his retirement quickly turns him into a couch potato. Meanwhile, the girls deal with remodeling the garage into a guest room.

		09/08/2024 4:30 am	The Golden Girls	Mister Terrific
	Rose begins to date "Mr. Terrific," a kiddie show host, who gets fired when Dorothy gets a part-time job as a consultant on the show, a job he helped her get.

		09/08/2024 5:00 am	The Golden Girls	Mother's Day
	While waiting for phone calls from their children wishing them a happy Mother's Day, the girls reminisce about past Mother's Days.

		09/08/2024 5:30 am	The Golden Girls	Yes, We Have No Havanas
	Blanche's new boyfriend is a charming Cuban who sweeps her off her feet, but she's not the only one. Blanche discovers he's also been dating Sophia. Rose takes a course taught by Dorothy so she can get a high school diploma.

		09/08/2024 6:00 am	The Golden Girls	The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo
	While Sophia organizes a band to raise money, volunteers at the hospital and battles return policies at the supermarket, Blanche, Dorothy, and Rose sit around discussing what to do.

		09/08/2024 6:30 am	The Golden Girls	The One That Got Away
	Blanche is determined to sleep with the one man who has refused her once in the past. Meanwhile, Rose claims to have seen a UFO and gets the Air Force involved.

		09/08/2024 7:00 am	The Golden Girls	Yokel Hero
	Rose is running for St. Olaf Woman of the Year, and is a sure winner after altering her qualifications with help from Blanche and Dorothy. Meanwhile, the girls' air conditioning goes out.

		09/08/2024 7:30 am	The Golden Girls	Bang the Drum, Stanley
	At a baseball game, Sophia gets beaned. This prompts Stan to talk her into filing a lawsuit for payment on her severe injuries, which he gets her to fake. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose prepare for roles in the play "Cats."

		09/08/2024 8:00 am	The Golden Girls	Sophia's Wedding (1)
	Dorothy prompts Sophia to make amends with her deceased friend's husband, Max, but they get a little too close and wind up in bed together. Soon they announce their engagement. Blanche and Rose begin an Elvis Presley fan club.

		09/08/2024 8:30 am	The Golden Girls	Sophia's Wedding (2)
	Sophia and Max come back from their honeymoon with no place to stay, so the girls put them up. They decide to restart the old business Max had with Sophia's late husband, a pizza knish stand. Dorothy starts smoking again.

		09/08/2024 9:00 am	Mike & Molly	Thanksgiving Is Cancelled
	Molly gets a break when Mike is sick for Thanksgiving.

		09/08/2024 9:36 am	Mike & Molly	Karaoke Christmas
	Mike worries over Molly's Christmas spending habits.

		09/08/2024 10:12 am	Mike & Molly	Fish For Breakfast
	In hopes of having a baby, Mike & Molly try to eat healthier

		09/08/2024 10:48 am	Mike & Molly	Molly's Birthday
	Mike takes an unexpected "trip" on Molly's birthday.

		09/08/2024 11:18 am	Mike & Molly	Carl Gets a Roommate
	Mike starts construction on the basement.

		09/08/2024 11:54 am	Mike & Molly	St. Patrick's Day
	Carl & Samuel throw a St. Patrick's party to meet women.

		09/08/2024 12:30 pm	Mike & Molly	Spring Break
	Molly & Victoria set off on a Spring Break road trip.

		09/08/2024 1:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Molly's Out of Town
	Mike goes on a junk food binge while Molly's away.

		09/08/2024 1:30 pm	Mike & Molly	Sex and Death
	Molly visits Victoria at the funeral parlor where she works.

		09/08/2024 2:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Careful What You Dig For
	SUSAN SARANDON guest stars as Molly's literary idol.

		09/08/2024 2:30 pm	Mike & Molly	Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back
	Molly recruits Joyce to spy on her suspicious neighbor.

		09/08/2024 3:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Shoeless Molly Flynn
	Molly needs to adjust her spending habits on shoes.

		09/08/2024 3:30 pm	Mike & Molly	They Shoot Asses, Don't They?
	Mike rethinks his life after being shot.

		09/08/2024 4:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Warning, It's Dirty
	Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas. Guest Stars: Carl Reiner

		09/08/2024 4:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/08/2024 5:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Yay, No Polyps!
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/08/2024 5:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Crude and Uncalled For
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/08/2024 6:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/08/2024 6:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Tinkle Like a Princess
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/08/2024 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Fatigues
	Elaine's promotion of a mail room clerk sparks a mutiny; Jerry discovers his girlfriend's mentor is dating Bania; Kramer brings Frank out of retirement to cook.

		09/08/2024 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Checks
	Jerry's fame in Japan endears Kramer to a group of tourists and inspires George to revive their TV pilot.

		09/08/2024 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Chicken Roaster
	As a restaurant's bright lights keep Kramer awake, Elaine's job is threatened after she buys George an expensive hat on the company's account.

		09/08/2024 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Abstinence
	While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine; Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school.

		09/08/2024 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	Andrea Doria
	George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new apartment; Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much sought-after transfer to Hawaii.

		09/08/2024 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Little Jerry
	As a bad check threatens to ruin Jerry's reputation, raising chickens involves Kramer in illegal cockfighting; George dates a women's prison inmate.

		09/08/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Money
	Jerry buys back a car his parents sold as the Costanzas decide to spend George's inheritance; Kramer can't sleep with his new girlfriend, while Peterman returns unexpectedly.

		09/08/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Comeback
	As Jerry discovers he's been duped by a hapless tennis pro, George seeks revenge against a co-worker's cutting remarks; Kramer enlists Elaine's help in drafting a living will.

		09/08/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Van Buren Boys
	Jerry new girlfriend seems to goo to be true; George awards a scholarship to an average student; Elaine turns to Kramer for help in preparing Peterman's autobiography.

		09/08/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Susie
	While Elaine suffers in a case of mistaken identity and an ex-friend fears Jerry's retribution, George avoids a girlfriend looking to break up.

		09/09/2024 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Pothole
	As George loses a prized keychain in a pothole, Kramer adopts a section of highway.

		09/09/2024 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The English Patient
	Elaine's opinion of a film lands her in hot water; Kramer gets stuck with a trio of Cubans cigar rollers while George is obsessed with a beautiful woman's boyfriend.

		09/09/2024 1:00 am	Seinfeld	The Nap
	As George builds a bed underneath his desk, Elaine gets a mattress from her back-conscious new boyfriend; Jerry struggles with an indecisive carpenter, while Kramer takes extreme measures to swim.

		09/09/2024 1:30 am	Seinfeld	The Yada Yada
	Jerry doubts his dentist's religious conversion; Kramer and Mickey fight over a double date as Elaine undermines a couple's chances at adoption.

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		09/09/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Lost and Found
	Aunt Bee collects insurance for the loss of an antique jeweled pin after she spends the money she finds the missing

		09/09/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Wyatt Earp Rides Again
	An impostor takes the town of Mayberry when he introduces himself as Clarence Earp, descendent of the famous Wyatt.

		09/09/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee Learns to Drive
	Andy faces some brand new problems when aunt Bee buys a second-hand car.

		09/09/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Look, Paw, I'm Dancing
	Reluctant Opie attends his first dancing party, and discovers dancing is fun, even with girls.

		09/09/2024 5:00 am	MASH	For The Good Of The Outfit
	Hawkeye and Trapper want the army to admit responsibility for the accidental bombing of a local village. They fill out a report and Major Stoner arrives to investigate, and leaves with all the evidence. When the story is release

		09/09/2024 5:30 am	MASH	Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde
	Hawkeye has been in non-stop surgery for 3 straight days without sleep, and the wounded keep coming. He decides to find out who started the war, and sends a telegram to Harry S Trueman. After listening to some of Frank's rubbish

		09/09/2024 6:00 am	MASH	Kim
	Hawkeye operates on a 5-year old Korean boy, and Radar can't find his family. Henry plans to send him to the orphanage, and the camp enjoys his company while they can. Trapper decides to adopt him after consulting his wife, and

		09/09/2024 6:30 am	MASH	L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel)
	Corporal Walker is being sent home, and he wants to marry his Korean girl so she and their baby can return with him. CID sends Lt Willis to investigate, but when he refuses Hawkeye and Trapper frame him. Hawkeye is upset that a

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