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		09/12/2024 8:15 pm	King of Queens	Surprise Artie
	Doug has to take Arthur out of the house so Carrie can set up for his suprise party for his 75th birthday. While at a restaurant, Doug loses Arthur.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Surprise Artie Localized description: Doug has to take Arthur out of the house so Carrie can set up for his suprise party for his 75th birthday. While at a restaurant, Doug loses Arthur.
		09/12/2024 8:50 pm	King of Queens	Wild Cards
	Deacon and Doug go to Atlantic City and Doug loses a lot of money, while Deacon makes a lot. Deacon used money that he was holding for Doug to win the money, so Doug wants some of it.

		09/12/2024 9:25 pm	King of Queens	Big Dougie
	When Doug finds out that Deacon is a big brother for a kid, Doug signs up to be one too. But when he gets the kid, he decides he doesn't like him.

		09/12/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Merv Griffin Show
	As Kramer puts a discarded talk show set in his apartment, Jerry schemes to play with a girlfriend's vintage toys; while Elaine deals with a scheming employee.

		09/12/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Slicer
	While Jerry dates a dermatologist to help George deceive a new employer, Kramer is obsessed with a new meat slicer.

		09/12/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Betrayal
	Elaine takes Jerry and George to India to upset a rival's wedding; Kramer is the object of an evil birthday wish.

		09/12/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Apology
	While George demands an apology, Jerry is troubled by a girlfriend's frequent nudity.

		09/13/2024 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Fair To Remember, A
	While volunteering at the spring carnival at Ritchie's school, Christine is surprised to learn that there's a hot new dad at the school--and excited that it's her ex-boyfriend, Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER).

		09/13/2024 12:40 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Passion Of Christine, The
	When Christine and the other moms meet the class' disarmingly handsome new teacher, Daniel Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), they decide to schedule a few parent-teacher conferences immediately.

		09/13/2024 1:20 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Answer Is Maybe, The
	Worried about Richard's indiscriminate dating habits and reluctantly realizing that she misses New Christine as well, Christine vows to bring the couple back together.

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		09/13/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee's Crowning Glory
	Aunt Bee buys a blonde wig and upsets Andy and the rest of Mayberry

		09/13/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Darling Fortune
	Andy and the town of Mayberry undergo a trying experience when the hillbilly Darling family comes into a fortune of 300 dollars.

		09/13/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Mind Over Matter
	Healthy goober's friends convince him he has a severe case of whiplash so he promptly becomes a helpless invalid

		09/13/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Politics Begin at Home
	Aunt Bee and County Clerk Howard, both decide to run for office of town councilman.

		09/13/2024 5:00 am	MASH	For Want Of A Boot
	A riotous episode in which Hawkeye will do anything to get a new pair of boots: In order to get Zale to get him some, he must get an appointment for Zale with Futterman, the camp dentist, who will only do it if Henry will give h

		09/13/2024 5:30 am	MASH	Operation Noselift
	Private Baker, who is always going AWOL, is desperate for plastic surgery on his nose. Hawkeye gets an old friend, and plastic surgeon, to visit the camp, promising him a nurse called "The Barracuda". They put together an elabor

		09/13/2024 6:00 am	MASH	The Chosen People
	A Korean family set up camp in the middle of the compound. A Korean woman with a baby comes looking for the father, and names Radar. Civilian affairs relocates the family and blood tests prove Radar is not the father.

		09/13/2024 6:30 am	MASH	As You Were
	While there are no casualties, Hawkeye & Trapper crate up Frank while he sleeps and receive gorilla suits through the mail. Henry gets a tan and gives another sex orientation lecture. When the wounded start pouring in again, the

		09/13/2024 7:00 am	Bonanza	A Lawman's Lot Is Not A Happy One
	Roy & Ben are going to San Francisco to testify against timber sharks, until he finds the deputy from Plaserville won't be arriving, as Hoss had a fight with him. Ben needs Roy to testify so Ben insists Hoss take over as Sheriff

		09/13/2024 8:00 am	Gunsmoke	Alias Festus Haggen
	Festus is arrested and forced to stand trial as a murderer named Frank Eaton who looks just like the Dodge City deputy.

		09/13/2024 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Wedding
	A strong-willed daughter marries against the wishes of her father, who has dominated her all of her life.

		09/13/2024 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	The River Part 1
	A gang of outlaws trying to recover some lost loot run into Marshal Dillon. Dillon is trapped in a shootout with the gang and dives off a cliff into a rushing river in order to get away. He is pulled onto a raft by two runaway

		09/13/2024 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	The River Part 2
	As the gang closes in on Dillon, a new threat develops from a Frenchman the Marshal once saved -- he sees the man making signals to an unseen band of accomplices.

		09/13/2024 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Rivals
	Opie suffers from puppy love so Barney attempts to show him how to handle women.

		09/13/2024 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	A Wife for Andy
	Barney decides that it's time to push Andy into matrimony, but Barney's marriage bureau collapses at a frantic dinner party.

		09/13/2024 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Dogs-Dogs-Dogs
	A pack of hunting dogs overruns the Mayberry Courthouse just as Andy is trying to impress a visiting state official.

		09/13/2024 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Mountain Wedding
	Howard Morris guest stars as Ernest T. Bass as the Darling clan returns to Maybery with its own kind of mountain trouble.

		09/13/2024 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Big House
	Barney becomes super-efficient in executing his duties as deputy sheriff after two thieves are jailed in Mayberry until their accomplices are captured.

		09/13/2024 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Opie the Bird Man
	Opie accidentally kills a bird with a slingshot and becomes foster-mother to her three young birds.

		09/13/2024 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Be Nice
	When Ray babysits for the kids at the park and Debra sees how sweet and helpful he is towards the other mothers, she demands to know why she does not receive the same treatment.

		09/13/2024 3:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Dancing with Debra
	After Ray urges Debra to go swing dancing with Robert (letting himself off the hook), he can't believe how infatuated the two become with their new hobby, and it's starting to tick him off.

		09/13/2024 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Robert Moves Back
	When Robert and Amy get caught alone by some of Robert's fellow apartment tenants, they are desperate to find a play where they can have time to themselves. Ray comes to the rescue by allowing them to move into the basement.

		09/13/2024 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	How They Met
	Memories of Ray and Debra first met 15 years ago flood back in a flashback episode when they prepare Ally for her first play date with a little boy.

		09/13/2024 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Boob Job
	Debra is upset when she sees Ray's giddy reaction to her friend's recently acquired “new and improved” breasts. She is anxious to find out whether or not Ray is content with her body as is, so she conducts a little experiment.

		09/13/2024 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Can Opener
	Everyone in the family takes sides when Ray and Debra have a senseless argument over a newly purchased can opener, that seems to have opened a can of worms.

		09/13/2024 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	You Bet
	When Frank starts showing a keen interest in Ray's work, walking around in a jovial mood and not being his usual cheap self, everyone questions the radical change in behavior.

		09/13/2024 7:05 pm	King of Queens	Soft Touch
	Tim Sacksky convinces Doug to join his water filter selling business. It turns out to be nothing more than a pyramid scheme and Carrie wants Doug to go get his money back, but Doug still thinks he can make money.

		09/13/2024 7:40 pm	King of Queens	Restaurant Row
	Doug takes Carrie to an italian restaurant he found, but Carrie thinks the waiter was rude to her and forbids Doug to go again. Doug loves the restaurant, so he decides to sneak behind her back.

		09/13/2024 8:15 pm	King of Queens	Flower Power
	Doug shows Carrie he can still be romantic, and Arthur get jury duty.

		09/13/2024 8:50 pm	King of Queens	The Whine Country
	Doug and Carrie can't decide what to do about their vacation.

		09/13/2024 9:25 pm	King of Queens	Do Rico
	Doug does an imitation of Rico, a person he works with to get Carrie to have sex with him. But then when Carrie wants him to do the voice again, Doug worries she doesn't want him anymore.

		09/13/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Strike
	Elaine accidentally gives out a fake phone number on the back of a free sandwich coupon; George's father revives a holiday he invented to replace Christmas.

		09/13/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Dealership
	Elaine's boyfriend promises Jerry a good deal on a new car.

		09/13/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Reverse Peephole
	Elaine accidentally tosses out a friend's fur coat; Jerry and George disagree over the need for a wallet.

		09/13/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Cartoon
	Jerry's harsh critique of an actress launches her career; an enigmatic cartoon inspires Elaine.

		09/14/2024 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Come to Papa Jeff
	When Christine's parents are unable to attend Grandparents' Day at Ritchie's school, New Christine suggests that Jeff (recurring guest star SCOTT BAKULA), the new man in Christine's life, go as Ritchie's special friend.

		09/14/2024 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Oh God, Yes
	Christine is surprised when Ritchie expresses a newfound interest in religion after returning from a church festival with Richard and New Christine.

		09/14/2024 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Separation Anxiety
	After announcing that she and her husband are getting a divorce, Barb (recurring guest star WANDA SYKES) moves in with Christine.

		09/14/2024 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Champ, The
	When manipulative moms Marly and Lindsay convince Christine to serve hot lunch at Ritchie's school, Christine finds herself serving with Stan.

		09/14/2024 2:00 am	Roseanne	Terms of Estrangement (Part 1 of 2)
	Roseanne and Dan try to keep laughing so they won't start crying as their motorcycle shop goes out of business. Meanwhile, Becky's boyfriend Mark is offered a fabulous job in another state, so they decide to elope.

		09/14/2024 2:36 am	Roseanne	Terms of Estrangement (Part 2 of 2)
	Roseanne tries to lift Dan's spirits when he feels like a failure over the loss of his motorcycle shop. Also, Becky and Mark return from their elopement to face a bitter Dan and Roseanne.

		09/14/2024 3:12 am	Roseanne	The Dark Ages
	When the Conners can't pay their electric bill, they're left in the dark.literally. Roseanne and Dan jump to the wrong conclusion when they discover Darlene's boyfriend spent the night in their room during the blackout.

		09/14/2024 3:48 am	Roseanne	Mommy Nearest
	Roseanne and Jackie's mother comes to town with shocking news. She's moving to Lanford! To ease the blow, she's giving her children thousands of dollars. Also, Jackie begins dating a much younger man.

		09/14/2024 4:24 am	Roseanne	Pretty in Black
	It's Darlene's sweet sixteen and Roseanne plans a nightmarish surprise party. In a futile attempt at revenge, Darlene dyes her hair jet black. Meanwhile, Roseanne entertains the notion of investing in Jackie's business idea.

		09/14/2024 5:00 am	Roseanne	Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places
	Roseanne and Jackie have trouble securing a bank loan for the business, and their worst nightmare becomes a reality - they must turn to their mother for help. Mom agrees under one condition; she wants to be a partner!

		09/14/2024 5:30 am	Roseanne	Halloween IV
	After refusing to take part in the spooky festivities, Roseanne is visited by the ghosts of Halloween Past, Present, and Future.

		09/14/2024 6:00 am	Roseanne	Ladies' Choice
	Roseanne begins to feel her age when her mom moves into a retirement home. Meanwhile, Nancy drops a bombshell on Roseanne and Jackie by confessing to her relationship with another woman.

		09/14/2024 6:30 am	Roseanne	Stand On Your Man
	Arnie attempts to win back Nancy. Roseanne feels she must tell him Nancy is gay. When a stranger threatens Roseanne at The Lunch Box, Jackie insists that she, Roseanne and Nancy enroll in a self-defense class.

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Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 06/13/2026 •Time zone: Eastern Daylight Time (EDT) UTC -4 • Country: United States •Language: English

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