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		09/14/2024 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Burning
	Elaine discovers her boyfriend is very religious as Jerry wonders if his latest girlfriend has been totally honest with him.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Burning Localized description: Elaine discovers her boyfriend is very religious as Jerry wonders if his latest girlfriend has been totally honest with him.
		09/14/2024 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Bookstore
	Jerry turns in Uncle Leo for shoplifting while George is forced to buy an expensive book he was caught reading in the store's bathroom.

		09/14/2024 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Frogger
	As George sets out to preserve his high score on an old arcade game, a serial killer's presence forces Jerry into a relationship he doesn't like.

		09/14/2024 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Maid
	When Jerry starts sleeping with his maid, her work begins to decline; George decides he wants a nickname.

		09/14/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Finale Pt. 1
	In this final episode of the series, Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer are arrested for their callous indifference to a car jacking victim.

		09/14/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Finale Pt. 2
	In this final episode of the series, Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer are arrested for their callous indifference to a car jacking victim.

		09/14/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	Seinfeld
	Jerry is ecstatic that a woman he met on the road is coming to stay with him in New York, but his flabbergasted when he discovers she's engaged to be married.

		09/14/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Stake Out
	Jerry and his ex-girlfriend Elaine discover the true meaning of friendship when Jerry decides to pursue romance with a gorgeous friend of Elaine's.

		09/15/2024 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Robbery
	When Jerry's apartment is broken into, George persuades him to look at a new one. But the decision to move sets off an unhappy chain of events as Elaine wants to rent Jerry's old place, and George really wants his new one.

		09/15/2024 12:30 am	Seinfeld	Male Unbonding
	Jerry finds that trying to end a friendship with Joel, a guy he's known and disliked for years, is harder than breaking up with a woman.

		09/15/2024 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Playdate With Destiny
	Christine's attraction to Ritchie's teacher, Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), causes a scene at a school fundraiser---especially after Ritchie wins a playdate with him.

		09/15/2024 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Women N 'Tuition
	When Christine realizes she can't afford the newly raised tuition at Ritchie's school, she tries to get help from everyone except the person who is offering it freely: Barb (recurring guest star WANDA SYKES).

		09/15/2024 2:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Mission Impossible
	Annoyed that Ritchie finds his weekends with his dad more fun than his weekdays with her, Christine decides to make Richard responsible for helping Ritchie complete a big homework assignment.

		09/15/2024 2:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	What About Barb?
	Now that Barb (recurring guest star WANDA SYKES) is a co-owner of Christine's women's gym, the two women don't always agree on how to run it.

		09/15/2024 3:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Crash
	When Christine's modest hybrid car crashes into Marly's gigantic sports utility vehicle in the school parking lot, the women agree to take care of their own damage.

		09/15/2024 3:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Ritchie Scores
	Christine reluctantly signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris, Ritchie's fourth grade teacher and the school's soccer coach, informs her and Richard that Ritchie is having trouble making friends.

		09/15/2024 4:00 am	The Golden Girls	Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?
	Sophia accidentally gives away Blanche's jacket (with a winning lottery ticket in the pocket!) They try to get it back from a homeless shelter, but realize how badly the money is needed there, and give the ticket to the shelter.

		09/15/2024 4:30 am	The Golden Girls	Scared Straight
	Blanche's brother, Clayton, comes to Miami for a visit, and Blanche goes all out fixing him up on blind dates. However, Rose learns the truth: Clayton is gay and is afraid to tell Blanche the truth about himself.

		09/15/2024 5:00 am	The Golden Girls	Stan Takes a Wife
	Stan breaks the news that he's engaged - something Dorothy at first seems to accept. However, after Sophia falls ill, Stan comforts Dorothy, which sparks old feelings. She contemplates trying to get back together with Stan.

		09/15/2024 5:30 am	The Golden Girls	The Auction
	The girls try to find enough money for a new roof. Meanwhile, Sophia's volunteer job at the hospital gives them a piece of inside information: a famous artist is dying. The girls head to an auction to buy one of his paintings.

		09/15/2024 6:00 am	The Golden Girls	Blind Date
	After being dumped by her boyfriend, Blanche befriends a man at a bar and makes a date with him. Unknown to her, he's blind. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Rose try their hand at coaching a kids' football team.

		09/15/2024 6:30 am	The Golden Girls	The Impotence of Being Ernest
	Rose is crazy about her latest boyfriend, Ernie, but can't understand why he doesn't approach the subject of sex. When she forces the subject, she learns the truth that he's impotent.

		09/15/2024 7:00 am	The Golden Girls	Love Me Tender
	When Sophia sets Dorothy up on a blind date, Dorothy secretly falls for the seemingly simple man, claiming "he's the greatest lover she ever had." Blanche and Rose join the "Be a Pal" and become pals to two motherless girls.

		09/15/2024 7:30 am	The Golden Girls	Valentine's Day
	It's Valentine's Day, and the girls are all excited until each one of their dates cancels at the last minute. This leaves them to reminisce about Valentine's Day past.

		09/15/2024 8:00 am	The Golden Girls	Two Rode Together
	Dorothy wants to spend some "quality" time with Sophia and takes her to Disney World for the weekend. However, her attempts fail when a fed up Sophia storms out. Rose and Blanche try their hand at writing children's stories.

		09/15/2024 8:30 am	The Golden Girls	You Gotta Have Hope
	Dorothy is in charge of a hospital charity show and things aren't going her way. Rose's solution for her problem makes things worse when the girls scour Miami in hopes of getting Bob Hope to perform in the show.

		09/15/2024 9:00 am	Mike & Molly	Sex, Lies and Helicopters
	Molly catches Carl coming out of Victoria's room at night.

		09/15/2024 9:36 am	Mike & Molly	This Old Peggy
	Peggy's bathtub falls through her ceiling!

		09/15/2024 10:12 am	Mike & Molly	Eight is Enough
	On the season finale, Molly makes a major decision.

		09/15/2024 10:48 am	Mike & Molly	The Book of Molly
	Molly's getting published on the Season Five Premiere.

		09/15/2024 11:18 am	Mike & Molly	To Have and Withhold
	Molly (MELISSA McCARTHY) has writer's block.

		09/15/2024 11:54 am	Mike & Molly	'Tis the Season to be Molly
	Mike struggles to be home for Christmas.

		09/15/2024 12:30 pm	Mike & Molly	Gone Cheatin'
	Carl invites Victoria on the guys-only fishing trip.

		09/15/2024 1:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Molly's Neverending Story
	Molly annoys everyone with her numerous book drafts.

		09/15/2024 1:30 pm	Mike & Molly	The Last Temptation of Mike
	Mike feels guilty after flirting with a rookie cop.

		09/15/2024 2:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Support Your Local Samuel
	Samuel contemplates moving back to Africa for his parents.

		09/15/2024 2:30 pm	Mike & Molly	Mike Check
	Molly urges Mike to go to the doctor in the 100th episode.

		09/15/2024 3:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Hack to the Future
	Molly's publisher wants a provocative change to her book.

		09/15/2024 3:30 pm	Mike & Molly	Checkpoint Joyce
	Mike is forced to arrest Joyce for a DUI.

		09/15/2024 4:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	I Found Your Moustache
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/15/2024 4:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Ixnay on the Oggie Day
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/15/2024 5:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Keith Moon is Vomiting in His Grave
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/15/2024 5:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	I Called Him Magoo
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/15/2024 6:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Gumby with a Pokey
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/15/2024 6:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	This is Not Gonna End Well
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/15/2024 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Stock Tip
	Jerry invests in the stock market on a hot tip from George.

		09/15/2024 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Ex-Girlfriend
	Jerry's best friend George is obsessed with finding a way to break up with his overbearing girlfriend. However, after dispensing his sage advice on the topic, Jerry finds himself in a similar agonizing position with the same woman.

		09/15/2024 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Pony Remark
	Jerry feels responsible for his aunt's untimely death.

		09/15/2024 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Jacket
	While shopping with Elaine, Jerry discovers a suede jacket that is totally irresistible in spite of its hefty price tag. After buying the jacket, Jerry learns an age-old truth: Clothes don't make the man.

		09/15/2024 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Phone Message
	After mustering enough courage to call a girl for a second date, George repeatedly gets her answering machine then blurts out a nasty message. Regretting it later, he talks Jerry into helping get rid of the message before it can be heard.

		09/15/2024 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Apartment
	Jerry has second thoughts after helping Elaine get an apartment in his building.

		09/15/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Statue
	Elaine talks Jerry into hiring a friend who's working his way through college by cleaning people's homes. When a statue is discovered missing, he suspects the student. But Jerry is unsure how to handle getting it back.

		09/15/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Revenge
	George plots to get revenge on his boss after-being fired; Jerry and Kramer target a laundry owner who they suspect of stealing.

		09/15/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Heart Attack
	George, ever the hypochondriac, thinks he's having a heart attack and, at Kramer's urging, seeks the advice of a "holistic" healer.

		09/15/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Deal
	Jerry and Elaine devise a new set of rules for their relationship.

		09/16/2024 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Baby Shower
	Kramer talks Jerry into getting cable-television service from an illegal source, and the crooked cable installer shows up on the same day Jerry has given use of his apartment to Elaine for a friend's baby shower.

		09/16/2024 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Chinese Restaurant
	Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant.

		09/16/2024 1:00 am	Seinfeld	The Busboy
	George feels guilty for inadvertently getting a busboy fired from his job and then tries to make it up to him. Meanwhile, Elaine spends the week with an old boyfriend who is visiting her from out of town.

		09/16/2024 1:30 am	Seinfeld	The Note
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

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		09/16/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Senior Play
	Helen Crump and her teenaged students convince a crotchety old principal that today's youngsters are not different from his own generation's.

		09/16/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie Finds a Baby
	Opie and his friend find an abandoned baby, and they run into trouble when they innocently try to find it some new parents.

		09/16/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Big Fish in a Small Town
	Town clerk Howard, a non-fisherman, tags along on the first season and antagonizes the town's sportsmen by catching fish in the lake.

		09/16/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Only a Rose
	Opie accidentally ruins Aunt Bee's prize rose entry on the eve of the Annual Mayberry Flower Show.

		09/16/2024 5:00 am	MASH	Crisis
	The supply lines to the camp are cut. Radar, the housing officer, starts doubling people up to save fuel and Klinger is thrown out of the nurse's tent. People start burning everything to stay warm while Frank wears his heated so

		09/16/2024 5:30 am	MASH	George
	Burns tries to slap a dishonorable discharge on a decorated soldier who admits to being a homosexual, Private Weston. Weston: "Two guys got beaten up in my outfit. One colored, the other homosexual. As you can see, Doc., I'm not

		09/16/2024 6:00 am	MASH	Mail Call
	The arrival of a new batch of mail leaves Trapper depressed, and thinking of desertion, despite Hawkeye's efforts to dissuade him. Meanwhile, Hawkeye learns that he has successfully tricked Frank into buying stocks in a fictitio

		09/16/2024 6:30 am	MASH	A Smattering Of Intelligence
	A classic episode in which Colonel Flagg and another secret agent from another intelligence agency come to the 4077th to keep their eyes on one another and the camp. Hawkeye and Trapper trick them both into thinking that Burns i

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