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		09/15/2024 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Pony Remark
	Jerry feels responsible for his aunt's untimely death.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Pony Remark Localized description: Jerry feels responsible for his aunt's untimely death.
		09/15/2024 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Jacket
	While shopping with Elaine, Jerry discovers a suede jacket that is totally irresistible in spite of its hefty price tag. After buying the jacket, Jerry learns an age-old truth: Clothes don't make the man.

		09/15/2024 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Phone Message
	After mustering enough courage to call a girl for a second date, George repeatedly gets her answering machine then blurts out a nasty message. Regretting it later, he talks Jerry into helping get rid of the message before it can be heard.

		09/15/2024 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Apartment
	Jerry has second thoughts after helping Elaine get an apartment in his building.

		09/15/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Statue
	Elaine talks Jerry into hiring a friend who's working his way through college by cleaning people's homes. When a statue is discovered missing, he suspects the student. But Jerry is unsure how to handle getting it back.

		09/15/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Revenge
	George plots to get revenge on his boss after-being fired; Jerry and Kramer target a laundry owner who they suspect of stealing.

		09/15/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Heart Attack
	George, ever the hypochondriac, thinks he's having a heart attack and, at Kramer's urging, seeks the advice of a "holistic" healer.

		09/15/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Deal
	Jerry and Elaine devise a new set of rules for their relationship.

		09/16/2024 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Baby Shower
	Kramer talks Jerry into getting cable-television service from an illegal source, and the crooked cable installer shows up on the same day Jerry has given use of his apartment to Elaine for a friend's baby shower.

		09/16/2024 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Chinese Restaurant
	Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant.

		09/16/2024 1:00 am	Seinfeld	The Busboy
	George feels guilty for inadvertently getting a busboy fired from his job and then tries to make it up to him. Meanwhile, Elaine spends the week with an old boyfriend who is visiting her from out of town.

		09/16/2024 1:30 am	Seinfeld	The Note
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

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		09/16/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Senior Play
	Helen Crump and her teenaged students convince a crotchety old principal that today's youngsters are not different from his own generation's.

		09/16/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie Finds a Baby
	Opie and his friend find an abandoned baby, and they run into trouble when they innocently try to find it some new parents.

		09/16/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Big Fish in a Small Town
	Town clerk Howard, a non-fisherman, tags along on the first season and antagonizes the town's sportsmen by catching fish in the lake.

		09/16/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Only a Rose
	Opie accidentally ruins Aunt Bee's prize rose entry on the eve of the Annual Mayberry Flower Show.

		09/16/2024 5:00 am	MASH	Crisis
	The supply lines to the camp are cut. Radar, the housing officer, starts doubling people up to save fuel and Klinger is thrown out of the nurse's tent. People start burning everything to stay warm while Frank wears his heated so

		09/16/2024 5:30 am	MASH	George
	Burns tries to slap a dishonorable discharge on a decorated soldier who admits to being a homosexual, Private Weston. Weston: "Two guys got beaten up in my outfit. One colored, the other homosexual. As you can see, Doc., I'm not

		09/16/2024 6:00 am	MASH	Mail Call
	The arrival of a new batch of mail leaves Trapper depressed, and thinking of desertion, despite Hawkeye's efforts to dissuade him. Meanwhile, Hawkeye learns that he has successfully tricked Frank into buying stocks in a fictitio

		09/16/2024 6:30 am	MASH	A Smattering Of Intelligence
	A classic episode in which Colonel Flagg and another secret agent from another intelligence agency come to the 4077th to keep their eyes on one another and the camp. Hawkeye and Trapper trick them both into thinking that Burns i

		09/16/2024 7:00 am	Bonanza	Anatomy Of A Lynching
	Will Griner is acquitted of murder, which upsets the people of Virginia City. They feel Griner silenced witnesses, & are ready to lynch him. Ben works to reopen the case by finding the truth about the case.

		09/16/2024 8:00 am	Gunsmoke	Bohannan
	Bohannan is a faith healer who travels the West ministering to a stream of supplicants. Doc Adams, skeptical of Bohannan's reputed cures, brings some of the people the man has treated to Dodge City in an effort to expose him as

		09/16/2024 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	Judgment
	A former convict arrives in Dodge seeking revenge against the man who caused his capture.

		09/16/2024 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Drummer
	A young Indian boy helps redeem an ex-cavalry soldier who was responsible for crippling him during an attack on the boy's village.

		09/16/2024 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	Sarah
	Matt Dillon runs into an old flame when he rides into an outlaw hideout. He is passed off as her husband in order to protect him from the lawless band.

		09/16/2024 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army
	Ernest T. Bass is a mountain man very disgruntled with being rejected by the army.

		09/16/2024 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Sermon for Today
	A visiting preacher urges the residents of Mayberry to relax and enjoy the simple pleasures of life -- leading to more work for all.

		09/16/2024 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Briscoe Declares for Aunt Bee
	Aunt Bee is the unwilling to object of matrimony when mountaineer Brisco Darling comes a'courting

		09/16/2024 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Gomer, The House Guest
	Gossiping Gomer Pyle, moves in with the sheriff when he loses his job and home at the filling station.

		09/16/2024 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	A Black Day for Mayberry
	Ronny Howard who plays Opie shares the show with his father and younger brother as Maybery gets involved with a gold shipment en route to Fort Knox.

		09/16/2024 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain
	Opie seems in line for a new bicycle as he comes home with an all "A" report card.

		09/16/2024 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	No Thanks
	Inspired by how well the Barones got along at Thanksgiving dinner, Debra is intent on finding a way to improve her relationship with Marie.

		09/16/2024 3:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Left Back
	While discussing the possibility of having to hold Michael back for another year of preschool, Ray is shocked to discover that he too was left back when he was that age.

		09/16/2024 4:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Christmas Picture
	Ray believes he has finally found the ultimate Christmas gift for his parents. If nothing else, it will certainly be something they will remember forever.

		09/16/2024 4:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	What's With Robert?
	When Debra raises the notion that Robert's reluctance to commit to Amy may be a result of his being gay, Ray thinks she is beyond crazy.

		09/16/2024 5:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Bully on the Bus
	Ray and Debra have differing points of view on how best to handle the situation when they learn that Ally has been bullying another child on the school bus.

		09/16/2024 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Prodigal Son
	Everyone gets on Ray's case because he doesn't go to Sunday Mass. When Ray starts feeling guilty about the good example Frank is setting by attending church, he commits to becoming a regular parishioner.

		09/16/2024 6:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Robert's Rodeo
	Ray feels tremendous guilt when he cancels plans with Robert, who then gets hurt in the line of duty, when he should have been hanging out with his brother.

		09/16/2024 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Tenth Anniversary
	As Debra and Ray celebrate their 10th anniversary, she discovers that he taped over their wedding video years before with the '91 SuperBowl. Ray must renew their vows in front of family and friends with all the trimmings.

		09/16/2024 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Roast Chicken
	Carrie makes Doug give his boss a card for his 20 years with the company. Mr. Fisker thinks it is so funny that he makes Doug roast him at a banquet, and Doug worries about losing his job for making fun of his boss.

		09/16/2024 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Fatty McButterpants
	Doug decides he is too fat, and vows to lose 30 pounds.

		09/16/2024 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Class Struggle
	Carrie decides she wants to go back to college after seeing her friends reaction when she tells them she never went.

		09/16/2024 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Strike One
	Doug decides he can't take his car anymore and buys a new one against Carrie's wishes. IPS goes on strike a few days later, and Carrie is forced to work overtime to pay for it.

		09/16/2024 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Strike Too
	The IPS strike is still going so Doug gets a job substitute teaching at the school where his sister works.

		09/16/2024 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Strike Out
	Doug and Deacon are going insane from boredom during the strike. They get together with Arthur and stark pulling stupid pranks on people to entertain themselves.

		09/16/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Truth
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		09/16/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Pen
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		09/16/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Dog
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		09/16/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Library
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		09/17/2024 12:00 am	Mom	Pork Butt and a Mall Walker
	Bonnie and Adam go on a double date with Jill and Andy. Also, Tammy recruits Christy to mediate a sensitive situation with Marjorie.

		09/17/2024 12:30 am	Mom	Hot Butter and Toxic Narcissism
	Christy regrets fleeing the scene after hitting a parked car. Also, Bonnie's therapist, Trevor (RAINN WILSON) offers some tools to help her better communicate with Adam.

		09/17/2024 1:00 am	Mom	Tuna Florentine and a Clean Handoff
	Christy and the ladies rally around Tammy when she has trouble adjusting to early release from parole. And Bonnie is disappointed when her perfect birthday gift for Adam gets a lukewarm response.

		09/17/2024 1:30 am	Mom	Higgledy-Piggledy and a Cat Show
	Bonnie is forced to relive painful Christmas memories when Christy recounts tales from her childhood to Bonnie's sponsee Patty (recurring guest star KATE MICUCCI).

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		09/17/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Otis the Deputy
	Otis and Howard bunglingly rescue Andy who has been taken prisoner by a pair of desperate bank-robbers.

		09/17/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Goober Makes History
	Inarticulate Goober grows a beard and suddenly turns into a verbose philosopher

		09/17/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	New Doctor in Town
	The town's new doctor is shunned by all the Mayberry citizens until Andy shows his faith in the young MD by letting him remove Opie's tonsils.

		09/17/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Don't Miss a Good Bet
	Andy and four of his level-headed friends and relatives are taken in by a con man's get-rich-quick scheme.

		09/17/2024 5:00 am	MASH	The General Flipped At Dawn
	The MASH 4077 is visted by General Steele. He wishes to move the camp 5 miles down the road. Hawkeye and Henry are charged with mutiny. And Hawkeye is also charged with impersonating a reporter.

		09/17/2024 5:35 am	MASH	Rainbow Bridge
	As Hawkeye and Trapper are planning to leave for Tokyo, an unusual offer to swap POW patients between the Chinese and the 4077th comes in. Henry, after much debate, agrees to send Hawkeye, Trapper, Frank, Radar, and Klinger into

		09/17/2024 6:10 am	MASH	Officer Of The Day
	While Henry is away in Seoul, Burns and Houlihan are in charge, and Hawkeye is the officer of the day. His refusal to release a wounded Korean soldier, wanted by US Intelligence, leads to a confrontation with Colonel Flagg.

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