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		09/18/2024 8:15 pm	King of Queens	Horizontal Hold
	Carrie reads an article about how couples sometimes substitute sex for communication and she makes Doug agree that they won't have sex for 3 weeks.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Horizontal Hold Localized description: Carrie reads an article about how couples sometimes substitute sex for communication and she makes Doug agree that they won't have sex for 3 weeks.
		09/18/2024 8:50 pm	King of Queens	Inner Tube
	Doug lies to Carrie about having to work late so that he can play mud football with his friends. Doug gets sick and then Arthur makes him feel even worse for lying to Carrie.

		09/18/2024 9:25 pm	King of Queens	Papa Pill
	Doug feels sorry for Arthur and lets him go to a bar instead of a dance at his senior center. When Carrie finds out she gives Doug full control of Arthur, and Doug realizes how hard it is to deal with him.

		09/18/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Stranded
	Elaine and Jerry are left stranded at a party after George goes home with his date.

		09/18/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Alternate Side
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		09/18/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Red Dot
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		09/18/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Subway
	Riding the subway proves both boom and bust for Jerry and his friends.

		09/19/2024 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Endless Shrimp, Endless Night
	After Christine convinces Matthew to let her come with him to his friend's party, she learns about her brother's world outside of their home, including some colorful friends and a pretty ex-girlfriend.

		09/19/2024 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Let Him Eat Cake
	Christine resents that New Christine is reaping the benefits of all the time Christine spent trying to perfect Richard while they were married.

		09/19/2024 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Sleepless In Mar Vista
	Sleep-deprived Christine's mood swings cause tension with everyone around her until she tries some potent new sleeping pills.

		09/19/2024 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Undercover Brother
	Christine worries that she has lost her ability to attract men. When Richard's very attractive brother, Joe (CHARLES ESTEN - "The Office"), kisses her, she feels revitalized--but she finds out a surprising secret about Joe.

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		09/19/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee's Restaurant
	Aunt Bee has a brief fling as co-owner of a Chinese restaurant.

		09/19/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Floyd's Barbershop
	Floyd decides to give up his Mayberry barbershop when Howard Sprague buys the building and raises the rent fifteen dollars a month.

		09/19/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Statute
	Andy and aunt Bee learn their ancestor was the state's biggest swindler, just before the town of Mayberry unveils his statue as a hero.

		09/19/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Helen, The Authoress
	Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication and Andy faces the disquieting prospect of being the fiancee of a celebrity.

		09/19/2024 5:00 am	MASH	Check-Up
	Trapper gets an ulcer and a ticket home. Unfortunately, his going-away party is spoiled by a new Army regulation, which forces him to stay.

		09/19/2024 5:35 am	MASH	Life With Father
	Mail from home worries Henry that Lorraine may be seeing other men. Father Mulcahy presides over a Jewish circumcision ceremony for the Korean-born son of a US GI.

		09/19/2024 6:10 am	MASH	There Is Nothing Like A Nurse
	The nurses are evacuated when the threat of an enemy parachute drop arises. Hawkeye and Trapper try to enliven everyone's spirits while they are gone. Hawkeye: "The plot thins. Watch the cake sue for malpractice when Frank cuts

		09/19/2024 6:45 am	Bonanza	The Stalker
	Candy witnesses a robbery & shoots the robber, Campbell, in self defense. Campbells' wife, Lisa, plans for her brother in law to kill Candy, yet after meeting, Lisa realizes Candy is a decent man, & Candy & Lisa fall in love.

		09/19/2024 7:50 am	Gunsmoke	Arizona Midnight
	A little cowboy astride a giant horse claims that the horse turns into an elephant when the moon is full. Dodge City residents are stunned when they see an elephant, wearing the cowboy's hat, appear in the street.

		09/19/2024 8:55 am	Gunsmoke	Homecoming
	Two outlaw brothers return to Dodge City to visit their dying mother and threaten to take Kitty and Doc as hostages to ensure their safe escape across the border to Mexico. Festus goes to the rescue.

		09/19/2024 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	Patricia
	Newly marries a young woman whom he had courted while both were helping the injured from a Kansas tornado. However, Doc confirms that Patricia is suffering from a life-threatening blood disease.

		09/19/2024 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	Shadler
	After masquerading as a priest, convict Boone Shadler escapes from prison. Newly is forced into an uneasy alliance with Shadler to save a small town from outlaws.

		09/19/2024 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Song Festers
	Andy Griffith's wife, Barbara, appears in this episode as a member of the singing group. Barney suffers an ego blow when Gomer out-sings him.

		09/19/2024 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Shoplifters
	Barney disguises himself as a dummy in an attempt to solve a series of thefts in a Mayberry department store.

		09/19/2024 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy's Vacation
	Andy takes a week off, leaving Barney and Gomer in charge. A prisoner also takes off in the resultant confusion.

		09/19/2024 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy Saves Gomer
	Gomer proceeds to make a pest of himself after Andy wakes him to put out a minor fire.

		09/19/2024 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Bargain Day
	Aunt Bee saves money by buying a side of beef. the beef is tough, the freezer conks out, and Gomer attempts to fix the motor.

		09/19/2024 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Divorce Mountain Style
	A strange mountain-style divorce ritual is frustrated by another ritual performed by Barney.

		09/19/2024 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Walk to the Door
	Ray is mortified when he meets a girl whom he dated 25 years earlier and believes he treated with disrespect. Ray, is wracked with guilt meeting Elizabeth again because he feels he didn't behave properly on their date.

		09/19/2024 3:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Young Girl
	All hell breaks loose when Robert starts dating a girl half his age. While Frank and Ray are fawning over Erica, Robert's latest conquest, Marie and Debra are fuming over how ridiculous the whole situation makes Robert look.

		09/19/2024 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Fighting In-Laws
	While celebrating Thanksgiving, Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are not truely very happy with each other. Ray accidentally overhears his in-laws going at it with each other, and he relays the news to Debra.

		09/19/2024 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Sneeze
	Ray fears that he will come down with something dreadful after someone sneezes on him. When Marie hears that Ray is under the weather, she doesn't waste any time in coddling her younger son with homemade chicken soup and TLC.

		09/19/2024 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Christmas Present
	Ray buys Debra an elaborate Christmas gift in the hopes that she will be so impressed, she will let him go on a weekend golf trip with his buddies. Ray believes he has the whole scenario worked out.

		09/19/2024 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	What Good Are You?
	Ray questions his manliness when everyone agrees that he's useless in an emergency. When Debra starts choking on a piece of food, she turns to Ray for help only to discover that he can't be counted on when it matters most.

		09/19/2024 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	SuperBowl
	Ray's exhilaration over being sent to cover the Super Bowl for his newspaper is overshadowed by the fact that he must choose who will accompany him to the game. Ray sees the other reporters who have all brought their wives.

		09/19/2024 7:05 pm	King of Queens	Package Deal
	Doug finds out people at FedEx might be interestted in him so he uses that to try to get his boss to give him more money. Carrie gets addicted to tanning cream after she agrees to put it on Lou while his wife is out of town.

		09/19/2024 7:40 pm	King of Queens	Separation Anxiety
	Doug and Carrie go to a movie with Kelly while Deacon watches the kids. While at the movies, Carrie finds a co-worker who likes Kelly. Kelly decides to go on a date with him, and Deacon asks Doug to help him win his wife back.

		09/19/2024 8:15 pm	Departure Time	Departure Time
	Doug and Carrie go to visit Doug's parents at the airport while they are waiting for their flight. Doug's parents give Doug a living will to sign, but Doug is upset that they marked "do not recisitate" on everything.

		09/19/2024 8:50 pm	King of Queens	Swim Neighbors
	When a storm destroys their fence, Carrie & Doug's neighbors try to convince them to combine their backyards. Carrie rushes to rebuild the fence, which offends the Sackskys, and they build a pool that overlooks the other yard.

		09/19/2024 9:25 pm	King of Queens	S'no Job
	Doug's uncle Stu asks him to get Danny a job at IPS and Doug doesn't want Danny working there. He gets Danny the interview but convinces Supervisor O'Boyle to not hire him. Then Doug feels guilty about it.

		09/19/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Pez Dispenser
	Jerry's practical joke causes George problems with his new girlfriend.

		09/19/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Fix-Up
	Against their better judgment, Jerry and Elaine decide to play matchmaker for the jobless, dateless and possibly hopeless George, setting him up with a single friend of Elaine's.

		09/19/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Boy Friend I
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		09/19/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Boy Friend II
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		09/20/2024 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Strange Bedfellows
	Eager to make a difference in the world, Christine volunteers to collect signatures supporting an issue she doesn't quite understand--as she finds out from a competitive signature-seeker, Audrey (SANDRA BERNHARD).

		09/20/2024 12:40 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Real Thing, The
	Intending to send an e-mail about her relationship with Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD) only to Barb, Christine accidentally sends the scandalous message to all of the parents at Ritchie's school.

		09/20/2024 1:20 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Faith Off
	Christine's controlling nature causes her to go too far and jeopardize one of Richard's construction jobs. When she learns that Richard has been hired to remodel Lindsay's bathroom, Christine can't help intervening.

		09/20/2024 2:00 am	Paid Programming (30)


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		09/20/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Goodbye, Dolly
	Andy and Opie face the difficult problem of helping an old milk-wagon horse find contentment in retirement

		09/20/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Piano Lesson
	Opie insists on studying piano until he finds out that football practice and piano practice are incompatible.

		09/20/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Howard, The Comedian
	Staid County Clerk Sprague becomes a comedian and even gets on a TV Amateur Hour

		09/20/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Big Brother
	County Clerk Howard Sprague volunteers to become the Big Brother of a high school boy.

		09/20/2024 5:00 am	MASH	Adam's Ribs
	Sick and tired of having liver and fish for an 11-day stretch, Hawkeye, driven near to insanity, starts a riot in the mess tent. He and Trapper then orders spare ribs and sauce from the best place he ever had them, in Chicago. T

		09/20/2024 5:30 am	MASH	A Full Rich Day
	Hawkeye records a letter to his dad, detailing the exploits of a mad Turkish soldier who calls Hawkeye a "damn good Joe," the unfortunate loss of the corpse of a Luxembourg soldier (who turns out not to be dead), Lt. Henri-Batis

		09/20/2024 6:00 am	MASH	Mad Dogs And Servicemen
	A local dog bites Radar, and the camp conducts a search to find the pooch, so that Radar doesn't have to undergo a series of painful rabies vaccinations. Hawkeye defies Frank, to take care of a GI who's suffering from a case of

		09/20/2024 6:30 am	MASH	Private Charles Lamb
	A Greek Colonel thanks the 4077th by giving them food and drink for an Easter celebration. Bu the feast is foiled when softhearted Radar saves the main course from the spit - a lamb, which Radar tricks Henry into giving a medica

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Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 06/13/2026 •Time zone: Eastern Daylight Time (EDT) UTC -4 • Country: United States •Language: English

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