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		09/19/2024 8:15 pm	Departure Time	Departure Time
	Doug and Carrie go to visit Doug's parents at the airport while they are waiting for their flight. Doug's parents give Doug a living will to sign, but Doug is upset that they marked "do not recisitate" on everything.
Localized series title: Departure Time Localized episode title: Departure Time Localized description: Doug and Carrie go to visit Doug's parents at the airport while they are waiting for their flight. Doug's parents give Doug a living will to sign, but Doug is upset that they marked "do not recisitate" on everything.
		09/19/2024 8:50 pm	King of Queens	Swim Neighbors
	When a storm destroys their fence, Carrie & Doug's neighbors try to convince them to combine their backyards. Carrie rushes to rebuild the fence, which offends the Sackskys, and they build a pool that overlooks the other yard.

		09/19/2024 9:25 pm	King of Queens	S'no Job
	Doug's uncle Stu asks him to get Danny a job at IPS and Doug doesn't want Danny working there. He gets Danny the interview but convinces Supervisor O'Boyle to not hire him. Then Doug feels guilty about it.

		09/19/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Pez Dispenser
	Jerry's practical joke causes George problems with his new girlfriend.

		09/19/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Fix-Up
	Against their better judgment, Jerry and Elaine decide to play matchmaker for the jobless, dateless and possibly hopeless George, setting him up with a single friend of Elaine's.

		09/19/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Boy Friend I
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		09/19/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Boy Friend II
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		09/20/2024 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Strange Bedfellows
	Eager to make a difference in the world, Christine volunteers to collect signatures supporting an issue she doesn't quite understand--as she finds out from a competitive signature-seeker, Audrey (SANDRA BERNHARD).

		09/20/2024 12:40 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Real Thing, The
	Intending to send an e-mail about her relationship with Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD) only to Barb, Christine accidentally sends the scandalous message to all of the parents at Ritchie's school.

		09/20/2024 1:20 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Faith Off
	Christine's controlling nature causes her to go too far and jeopardize one of Richard's construction jobs. When she learns that Richard has been hired to remodel Lindsay's bathroom, Christine can't help intervening.

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		09/20/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Goodbye, Dolly
	Andy and Opie face the difficult problem of helping an old milk-wagon horse find contentment in retirement

		09/20/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Piano Lesson
	Opie insists on studying piano until he finds out that football practice and piano practice are incompatible.

		09/20/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Howard, The Comedian
	Staid County Clerk Sprague becomes a comedian and even gets on a TV Amateur Hour

		09/20/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Big Brother
	County Clerk Howard Sprague volunteers to become the Big Brother of a high school boy.

		09/20/2024 5:00 am	MASH	Adam's Ribs
	Sick and tired of having liver and fish for an 11-day stretch, Hawkeye, driven near to insanity, starts a riot in the mess tent. He and Trapper then orders spare ribs and sauce from the best place he ever had them, in Chicago. T

		09/20/2024 5:30 am	MASH	A Full Rich Day
	Hawkeye records a letter to his dad, detailing the exploits of a mad Turkish soldier who calls Hawkeye a "damn good Joe," the unfortunate loss of the corpse of a Luxembourg soldier (who turns out not to be dead), Lt. Henri-Batis

		09/20/2024 6:00 am	MASH	Mad Dogs And Servicemen
	A local dog bites Radar, and the camp conducts a search to find the pooch, so that Radar doesn't have to undergo a series of painful rabies vaccinations. Hawkeye defies Frank, to take care of a GI who's suffering from a case of

		09/20/2024 6:30 am	MASH	Private Charles Lamb
	A Greek Colonel thanks the 4077th by giving them food and drink for an Easter celebration. Bu the feast is foiled when softhearted Radar saves the main course from the spit - a lamb, which Radar tricks Henry into giving a medica

		09/20/2024 7:00 am	Bonanza	A Darker Shadow
	All is great for Wade, as he is engaged & received a promotion at work. Wade has been plagued with failing eyesight, but when a doctor reveals its a brain tumor, he breaks off his engagement & quits his job without explanations.

		09/20/2024 8:00 am	Gunsmoke	Quiet Day in Dodge
	Marshal Dillon has a tough day when he returns to Dodge City with a dangerous prisoner, not having slept for two days, only to face another unbelievable twenty-four hour period.

		09/20/2024 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	Wheland's Men
	An outlaw gang terrorized Dodge City duing Marshal Dillon's absence. Miss Kitty boldly challenges the leader to a poker game, with Dillon's life as the stake.

		09/20/2024 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	Kimbro
	Matt Dillon learns that the man who taught him everything he knows is now an itinerant drunk reduced to sweeping out stables for whiskey money.

		09/20/2024 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	Jesse
	Brock Peters plays an old friend of Festus' , who is now a fugitive from the law.

		09/20/2024 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	A Deal is a Deal
	Opie gets caught in a phony scheme to sell salve. Barney and Gomer come to his rescue.

		09/20/2024 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Fun Girls
	Joyce Jameson and Jean Carson appear as two fun-loving blondes who upset the procedures and routine of the sheriff's office.

		09/20/2024 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Return of Malcolm Merriweather
	British comedian Bernard Fox plays the peripatetic Englishman who returns to Mayberry and upsets aunt Bee with his efficiency.

		09/20/2024 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Rumor
	Andy kisses Helen on the cheek and Barney interprets the kiss as tantamount to a secret engagement. the town gets the word and prepares a surprise party for the couple.

		09/20/2024 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney and Thelma Lou, Phfft
	Barney is furious when he sees his girl, Thelma Lou, kiss Gomer Pyle.

		09/20/2024 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Back to Nature
	Andy takes Opie and several of his pals on a camping trip. Barney and Gomer tag along to help out, and succeed in getting themselves lost in the woods.

		09/20/2024 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Ray's Journal
	Ray is mortified when he realizes that Marie used to read his journal he kept as a teenager. When Marie blurts out an embarrassing incident from his past, he can't figure out how she could have possibly known that information.

		09/20/2024 3:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Silent Partner
	Debra is upset when she realizes during a Valentine's Day dinner with Ray, that they no longer have anything to talk about. Debra suggests that they get involved in each other's hobbies so they'll have something in common.

		09/20/2024 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Fairies
	Ray is upset when he discovers that his twins, are playing fairies in the school play. At first he defends the boys against Frank's sarcastic comments about the situation. Ray later learns that the boys chose the role.

		09/20/2024 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Stefania Arrives
	Robert gets a surprise visit from Stefania, the woman he fell in love with in Italy. Robert's excitement quickly gives way to annoyance when he witnesses a few of her idiosyncrasies. Robert has to rethink his feelings for her.

		09/20/2024 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Humm Vac
	Ray purchases a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door to door saleswoman and it ignites a housekeeping war between Marie and Debra. Debra finds out why the saleswoman came to the door in the first place.

		09/20/2024 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Canister
	Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that holds sentimental value and Debra insists that she has already given it back. Debra is surprised when she realizes she still has the canister.

		09/20/2024 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Net Worth
	Debra becomes angry when Ray contributes $1,000 to his friends' scheme to open a go-cart business without first consulting her. Ray retaliates by saying that he can do what he wants with the money, since he earns the paycheck.

		09/20/2024 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Pregnant Pause (Part 1)
	Carrie starts to worry that she might be pregnant and it couldn't happen at a worse time. When Arthur finds out he tries to convince her to tell Doug and when she won't, he brings Doug to her.

		09/20/2024 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Pregnant Pause (2)
	Doug tells Carrie not to worry about the baby and he takes a second job to help store up money. When Carrie sees it is too much for Doug she decides she wants to help. In the end she loses the baby.

		09/20/2024 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Walk, Man
	Doug & Carrie decide that they want to have a baby, but Arthur keeps getting in the way. Doug decides to hire a dog walker to walk Arthur so that Doug can spend time with Carrie.

		09/20/2024 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Sight Gag
	Doug realizes that Carrie has hated every gift he has given her. When she starts having to wear glasses again because her vision is going, he decides to get her laser eye surgery. But the problems come when Carrie ends up blind.

		09/20/2024 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Mean Streak
	Doug is close to beating the record for most perfect delivery days. As he nears the 951 day record the people he works with start to get jealous.

		09/20/2024 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Friender Bender
	Doug and Carrie get in a fender bender with Deacon and Kelly, and the agreement for Doug and Carrie to pay for the damages to Deacon and Kelly's car causes problems between the two couples.

		09/20/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Limo
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		09/20/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Good Samaritan
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		09/20/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Letter
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		09/20/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Parking Space
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		09/21/2024 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	My Big Fat Sober Wedding
	At the wedding of her ex-boyfriend, Christine agrees to be the designated driver for Richard, New Christine and Barb.

		09/21/2024 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Friends
	Ritchie is excited to go on his first overnight camping trip with his class, but Christine worries about him making it through the night without her.

		09/21/2024 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Frasier
	Christine is stunned to discover that a night of fun may have resulted in an unforeseen consequence. Her reckless actions could also jeopardize her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris.

		09/21/2024 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Big Bang, The
	Christine and Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD) are finally ready to consummate their relationship -- until Barb says something that gives Christine reason to worry.

		09/21/2024 2:00 am	Roseanne	War and Peace (Part 2 of 2)
	Dan's in jail for beating up Jackie's boyfriend, Fisher, and Darlene relishes the moment when she has to bail him out. Meanwhile, Roseanne convinces Jackie to leave her abusive boyfriend.

		09/21/2024 2:36 am	Roseanne	Lanford Daze
	D.J.preps for a school play, Dan tries his hand at selling hot tubs, and Darlene demonstrates her animal rights stance by lashing out against Roseanne's business.

		09/21/2024 3:12 am	Roseanne	Wait Til Your Father Gets Home
	After their father dies, Roseanne and Jackie cope with their loss in very different ways.

		09/21/2024 3:48 am	Roseanne	First Cousin, Twice Removed
	Roseanne's rich and snooty cousin, Ronnie, makes an unannounced visit to Lanford. She reignites a long-simmering feud with Roseanne when she advises Darlene to leave home to pursue her dreams.

		09/21/2024 4:24 am	Roseanne	Lose a Job, Winnebago
	In her neighbors' motor home, Roseanne spearheads a trip to Hollywood where they all attend a taping of The Jackie Thomas Show. Meanwhile, Dan is determined to convince Roseanne to have another child.

		09/21/2024 5:00 am	Roseanne	It's a Boy
	Darlene wants her boyfriend, David, to move in with the Conners. Roseanne is against the idea until she sees what David's home life is like. Now she has to convince Dan to let him stay.

		09/21/2024 5:30 am	Roseanne	It Was Twenty Years Ago Today
	Roseanne plans to set off some sparks by surprising Dan with a sexy boudoir photograph to mark their 20th wedding anniversary. But Dan's surprise gift to Roseanne results in major marital fireworks.

		09/21/2024 6:00 am	Roseanne	Playing with Matches
	Roseanne's mom makes a new friend, Jake, at the retirement home. Now, Roseanne's playing Cupid and Jackie's planning their wedding. With special guest Red Buttons.

		09/21/2024 6:30 am	Roseanne	Promises, Promises
	Darlene and David's youthful romance takes a complicated turn when she surprises him by renting a hotel room after their senior prom. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Dan decide to invest in a friend's business scheme.

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Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 06/13/2026 •Time zone: Eastern Daylight Time (EDT) UTC -4 • Country: United States •Language: English

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