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		09/23/2024 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Lyin' Hearted
	Arthur is about to have surgery, & he asks Carrie for his sleep mask. While digging through his things, she finds an old letter from FSU, saying she got into college. She never saw it before, and starts to resent her father.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Lyin' Hearted Localized description: Arthur is about to have surgery, & he asks Carrie for his sleep mask. While digging through his things, she finds an old letter from FSU, saying she got into college. She never saw it before, and starts to resent her father.
		09/23/2024 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Life Sentence
	Carrie decides it would be a good idea to get life insurance & make sure Arthur has somewhere to go if one of them dies. She gets upset and starts smoking again when she finds out that Doug wouldn't want to take care of him.

		09/23/2024 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Veiled Threat
	When Carrie is cleaning out the freezer she finds part of their wedding cake and Doug and Carrie reflect back to their wedding day.

		09/23/2024 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Oxy Moron
	When Doug's first instinct is to use an oxygen mask, released accidentally during a plane landing, for himself instead of for Carrie, she is upset, & he tries to prove that he would be willing to risk his life to save her.

		09/23/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Barber
	Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber; George gets a job.

		09/23/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Masseuse
	Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend; Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name.

		09/23/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Cigar Store Indian
	Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place.

		09/23/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Conversion
	In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion.

		09/24/2024 12:00 am	Mom	Somebody's Grandmother and the A-List
	Christy helps Marjorie prepare for her first date since her husband's passing. Also, Bonnie's friendship with Jill is put to the test when a past indiscretion resurfaces. PETER ONORATI guest stars as Wayne, Marjorie's date.

		09/24/2024 12:30 am	Mom	Judy Garland and a Sexy Troll Doll
	Bonnie helps Christy gain perspective as she considers a life-changing decision. Also, Jill fears she's running out of time to have a baby and consults a fertility doctor.

		09/24/2024 1:00 am	Mom	Beef Baloney Dan and a Sarcastic No
	Bonnie suspects that Adam's sponsor, Sam (guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH), has an ulterior motive. And Christy is caught in the middle when Tammy plays hard to get with Chef Rudy.

		09/24/2024 1:30 am	Mom	A Judgy Face and Your Grandma's Drawers
	Christy, Bonnie and the ladies step in to help when Marjorie babysits her granddaughter for the first time, on the 150th episode.

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		09/24/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	A Trip To Mexico
	Aunt Bee wins a free trip to Mexico for two -- but which two?

		09/24/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Andy's Trip To Raleigh
	Andy cancels a big date with Helen in order to confer with a lawyer in Raleigh -- who turns out to be a beautiful women.

		09/24/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie Steps Up In Class
	Andy sends Opie to a swank boys' camp.

		09/24/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Howard's Main Event
	Howard, dating Millie, is threatened by her husky former boyfriend.

		09/24/2024 5:00 am	MASH	Aid Station
	Hawkeye, Houlihan, and Klinger go to an aid station at the front. Working closely together under heavy fire and unsanitary medical conditions, the three return to camp with new found respect for one another.

		09/24/2024 5:35 am	MASH	Love And Marriage
	Hawkeye and Trapper prevent a GI from marrying a call girl who has TB, whilst trying to help a Korean soldier join his pregnant wife. Radar, of course, provides his usual invaluable help.

		09/24/2024 6:10 am	MASH	Big Mac
	The camp prepares for a visit from General MacArthur. Klinger dresses as the Statue of Liberty as the General's jeep drives through the camp. MacArthur is so impressed, he salutes!

		09/24/2024 6:45 am	Bonanza	Old Friends
	Two of ben's old friends show up after 27 years. Jess Waddell, Charlie SHeppard, & Ben once worked a claim together. Now Jess is a bounty hunter and the man he is hunting is Charlie Sheppard.

		09/24/2024 7:50 am	Gunsmoke	Matt's Loves Story
	A wounded Matt Dillon loses his memory and falls in love with a widow. Matt's first TV kiss, not to Miss Kitty, but to guest star Michael Learned.

		09/24/2024 8:55 am	Gunsmoke	The Boy and the Sinner
	Ron Moody guest stars as a man torn between keeping his own self-respect and the friendship of a young boy or keeping his drunken promise to help two hired gunmen.

		09/24/2024 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Widowmaker
	Steve Forrest guest stars as a gunfighter whose speed is legendary but who now is trying to live a quiet, nonviolent life with Teresa, the girl he loves.

		09/24/2024 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	Kitty's Love Affair
	Richard Kiley guest stars as Will Stambridge, a reluctant gunfighter with whom Kitty falls in love-after he risks his own life to save hers.

		09/24/2024 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney's Bloodhound
	Barney's attempts to train an old mutt (named Blue) as a police dog coincide with a manhunt for an escaped criminal.

		09/24/2024 12:36 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Man in the Middle
	Barney and Thelma Lou have a lovers' quarrel. Andy tries to help but only succeeds in getting caught in the middle.

		09/24/2024 1:12 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney's Uniform
	Barney starts wearing his uniform all the time after being threatened with bodily harm if he's ever caught without it on.

		09/24/2024 1:48 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Fortune
	Opie almost becomes $50 richer after finding a change purse.

		09/24/2024 2:24 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Goodbye Sheriff Taylor
	Andy goes to Raleigh for a job interview, and chaos prevails in Mayberry, with Barney as acting sheriff.

		09/24/2024 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Older Women
	It's the first Thanksgiving since Debra's parents have been divorced and Debra is thrilled that both her parents have agreed to have dinner with them. However, she soon learns that Warren is bringing a date.

		09/24/2024 3:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Raybert
	Robert meets a beautiful woman who is a big fan of Ray's sports column. But when the woman mistakes Robert for Raymond, Robert doesn't correct her. Robert has to involve Ray in a complicated plot to keep the woman from knowing.

		09/24/2024 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Kicker
	While enjoying a college football game, Frank catches the ball from a record setting field goal and refuses to give it back to the kicker. He becomes a wanted man, so his family tries to find a way to get the football from him.

		09/24/2024 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Season's Greetings
	Marie becomes jealous when she receives a letter from a relative detailing how wonderful her life is and how well her kids are doing. She asks Debra for help in writing a Barone family update.

		09/24/2024 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Tissues
	When Debra grudingly agrees to let him be more involved in the daily decision making, Ray starts grocery shopping for things that he likes and Debra lets him choose where the family will go in it's next vacation.

		09/24/2024 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Snow Day
	Held captive at Frank and Marie's during a snowstorm, Debra, Ray and Amy find themselves having a great time. Then Debra makes a nasty comment to Frank that totally upsets the good mood. This causes Marie to defend Frank.

		09/24/2024 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Cookies
	When Ray learns that Troup Leader Peggy and her daughter have targeted his parent's house as a spot to make a big sale during the selling competition, it's all out war. Ray is determined to take home the grand prize.

		09/24/2024 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Depo Man
	Carrie's boss gets his first big case and he needs an expert witness from IPS. When he asks Carrie to get her husband, she is worried he might embarass her so she goes back and forth having Deacon and Doug come.

		09/24/2024 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Ovary Action
	Doug's parents come over for Christmas. Carrie is ovulating and they want to use this time to get pregnant, but Doug's parents are getting in the way.

		09/24/2024 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Food Fight
	Carrie gets jelous when Doug starts paying a lot of attention to Spence's girlfriend, Becky. She is a great cook and Doug is always talking about her food. Carrie tries to impress Doug with her cooking, but can't do it.

		09/24/2024 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Double Downer
	Carrie wants to spend a weekend with Doug to honor their first date, but it is the same day as a trip Deacon planned to Atlantic City with friends. Carrie agrees to go but the only other person who shows up is Doug's boss.

		09/24/2024 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Dougie Nights
	Doug decides to take Deacon out to find women after Kelly left him. When he gets to the club he realizes how much he misses them and starts going even when Deacon doesn't come.

		09/24/2024 9:30 pm	King of Queens	No Orleans
	Doug's third cousin, Ron, and his wife, Marcia, come over for dinner. Doug mentions going on a trip to New Orleans, and Ron & Marcia want to join. Doug hates them, so he and Carrie go alone, but his guilt gets the best of him.

		09/24/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Stall
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		09/24/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Dinner Party
	En route to a dinner party, Elaine and Jerry pair off to find a perfect dessert, while Kramer and George search for the right wine -- only nothing seems to work out the way they planned.

		09/24/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Marine Biologist
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		09/24/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Pie
	Jerry obsessively worries when he takes his date to a restaurant famous for their apple pie and she refuses to eat a piece; meanwhile, Elaine discovers that a mannequin resembling her has been showing up in quite a few window displays.

		09/25/2024 12:00 am	Texas Pete and a Parking Lot Carnival	Texas Pete and a Parking Lot Carnival
	Bonnie worries about her therapist, Trevor, when his life hits a serious rough patch. Also, Christy comes to Marjorie's aid when she has trouble adjusting to a new job.

		09/25/2024 12:30 am	Mom	Big Sad Eyes and an Antique Hot Dog
	The ladies' friendships are tested when they live in close quarters during a sober retreat.

		09/25/2024 1:00 am	Mom	Sex Bucket and the Grammar Police
	Bonnie invites the ladies to a slumber party on the premiere.

		09/25/2024 1:30 am	Mom	Smitten Kitten and a Tiny Boo-Boo Error
	Jill's attempt at a good deed becomes a moral dilemma.

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		09/25/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee, The Juror
	Aunt Bee, summoned for jury duty, disagrees with fellow jurors on her first case.

		09/25/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Tape Recorder
	Opie disobeys Andy and tape-records a bank robber's confession.

		09/25/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Group
	Opie joins a rock-and-roll group and starts getting failing grades in school.

		09/25/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee and the Lecturer
	A visiting professor is attracted to Aunt Bee because she resembles his deceased wife.

		09/25/2024 5:00 am	MASH	Payday
	The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the

		09/25/2024 5:35 am	MASH	White Gold
	Colonel Flagg blows into camp trying to obtain penicillin to barter for information. But Flagg comes down with appendicitis, and the only penicillin he gets is in the keister.

		09/25/2024 6:10 am	MASH	Abyssinia, Henry
	Actually, we won't. One of the classic MAS*H episodes. Henry finally gets his discharge. While he is tying things up, Burns prepares for his new command. Henry bids a tearful adieu, but not before Klinger turns up in an outrag

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Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 06/13/2026 •Time zone: Eastern Daylight Time (EDT) UTC -4 • Country: United States •Language: English

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