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		09/24/2024 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Food Fight
	Carrie gets jelous when Doug starts paying a lot of attention to Spence's girlfriend, Becky. She is a great cook and Doug is always talking about her food. Carrie tries to impress Doug with her cooking, but can't do it.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Food Fight Localized description: Carrie gets jelous when Doug starts paying a lot of attention to Spence's girlfriend, Becky. She is a great cook and Doug is always talking about her food. Carrie tries to impress Doug with her cooking, but can't do it.
		09/24/2024 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Double Downer
	Carrie wants to spend a weekend with Doug to honor their first date, but it is the same day as a trip Deacon planned to Atlantic City with friends. Carrie agrees to go but the only other person who shows up is Doug's boss.

		09/24/2024 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Dougie Nights
	Doug decides to take Deacon out to find women after Kelly left him. When he gets to the club he realizes how much he misses them and starts going even when Deacon doesn't come.

		09/24/2024 9:30 pm	King of Queens	No Orleans
	Doug's third cousin, Ron, and his wife, Marcia, come over for dinner. Doug mentions going on a trip to New Orleans, and Ron & Marcia want to join. Doug hates them, so he and Carrie go alone, but his guilt gets the best of him.

		09/24/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Stall
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		09/24/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Dinner Party
	En route to a dinner party, Elaine and Jerry pair off to find a perfect dessert, while Kramer and George search for the right wine -- only nothing seems to work out the way they planned.

		09/24/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Marine Biologist
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		09/24/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Pie
	Jerry obsessively worries when he takes his date to a restaurant famous for their apple pie and she refuses to eat a piece; meanwhile, Elaine discovers that a mannequin resembling her has been showing up in quite a few window displays.

		09/25/2024 12:00 am	Texas Pete and a Parking Lot Carnival	Texas Pete and a Parking Lot Carnival
	Bonnie worries about her therapist, Trevor, when his life hits a serious rough patch. Also, Christy comes to Marjorie's aid when she has trouble adjusting to a new job.

		09/25/2024 12:30 am	Mom	Big Sad Eyes and an Antique Hot Dog
	The ladies' friendships are tested when they live in close quarters during a sober retreat.

		09/25/2024 1:00 am	Mom	Sex Bucket and the Grammar Police
	Bonnie invites the ladies to a slumber party on the premiere.

		09/25/2024 1:30 am	Mom	Smitten Kitten and a Tiny Boo-Boo Error
	Jill's attempt at a good deed becomes a moral dilemma.

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		09/25/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee, The Juror
	Aunt Bee, summoned for jury duty, disagrees with fellow jurors on her first case.

		09/25/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Tape Recorder
	Opie disobeys Andy and tape-records a bank robber's confession.

		09/25/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Group
	Opie joins a rock-and-roll group and starts getting failing grades in school.

		09/25/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee and the Lecturer
	A visiting professor is attracted to Aunt Bee because she resembles his deceased wife.

		09/25/2024 5:00 am	MASH	Payday
	The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the

		09/25/2024 5:35 am	MASH	White Gold
	Colonel Flagg blows into camp trying to obtain penicillin to barter for information. But Flagg comes down with appendicitis, and the only penicillin he gets is in the keister.

		09/25/2024 6:10 am	MASH	Abyssinia, Henry
	Actually, we won't. One of the classic MAS*H episodes. Henry finally gets his discharge. While he is tying things up, Burns prepares for his new command. Henry bids a tearful adieu, but not before Klinger turns up in an outrag

		09/25/2024 6:45 am	Bonanza	The Trouble With Amy
	Amy is an eccentric old women who loves animals. Her neighbor wants to have her declared incompetent, as he would then be able to get some of her land. Ben invites Amy's sister in law, Margaret, to come help Amy defend herself.

		09/25/2024 7:50 am	Gunsmoke	The Widow and the Rogue
	James Stacy guest stars as a personable thief, who doesn't relish the thought of a minimum two-year sentence because of his past record and, therefore, seeks to escape from Festus en route to the Dodge City jail.

		09/25/2024 8:55 am	Gunsmoke	A Game of Death...An Act of Love Part 1
	Morgan Woodward plays Bear Sanderson, a man who seeks his own revenge when outlaw Indians kill his wife and burn his home.

		09/25/2024 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	A Game of Death...An Act of Love Part 2
	Michael Learned, best known as the mother of Paul Stevens, plays the lawyer who, after much deliberation, accepts Marshal Dillon's plea to defend the Indians accused of murdering Bear Sanderson's wife.

		09/25/2024 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	Lynch Town
	Drunken Circuit Judge Warfield, who is on the payroll of town boss John King, is forced by Dillon to hold an inquest into the death of a woman saloon owner.

		09/25/2024 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Pageant
	Aunt Bee wants the starring role in the Mayberry Centennial Pageant. Andy and Opie are neglected at home.

		09/25/2024 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Darling Baby
	Opie finds himself an unwilling principal in a betrothal involving mountaineer Charlene Darling's new baby.

		09/25/2024 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy and Helen Have Their Day
	Andy and Helen are supposed to have a day off, but are continually interrupted at their secluded picnic spot by Barney asking questions about his duties.

		09/25/2024 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Three Wishes for Opie
	Barney demonstrates gypsy fortune telling to Opie. The wishes seem to begin to come true.

		09/25/2024 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Otis Sues the County
	Otis slips and falls in jail and is convinced by a lawyer that he should sue the county.

		09/25/2024 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney Fife, Realtor
	Barney decides to dabble in real estate as a side line. He tries to get the Sheriff to put his house up for sale.

		09/25/2024 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Lucky Suit
	Robert is ecstatic when he is recommended for the FBI job. That is, until it becomes apparent that Marie's intrusive ways may be his undoing. This time, she may have gone too far and Robert may not be able to forgive and forget.

		09/25/2024 3:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Skit
	Thinking it would be hilarious to show the partygoers a typical day in the life of Frank and Marie, Ray and Debra do a dead-on impersonation of the two that brings down the house at the party.

		09/25/2024 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Breakup Tape
	When Debra stumbles across a cassette tape that contains a message from Ray's college girlfriend, she wants to know why he has saved it all of these years. Ray retaliates by asking Debra to divulge any gifts that she's kept.

		09/25/2024 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Talk to Your Daughter
	Armed with research and much preparation, Ray is ready to speak with Ally about the facts of life only to find that Ally's interest has changed from where babies come from to the meaning of life.

		09/25/2024 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	A Vote for Debra
	Debra decides to run for school president but Ray isn't sure he can handle the twins by himself during all those meetings so he votes against her. She loses and finds out that he voted against her.

		09/25/2024 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Call Me Mom
	When Ray finally feels comfortable enough to call Debra's mother "mom," he wants Debra to reciprocate and start calling Marie "mom". After initially giving Ray a hard time about it, Debra rises to the challenge.

		09/25/2024 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Mother's Day, Part 1
	Debra takes offense when Marie accuses her of being rude and the two wind up fighting and not speaking to each other. Ray tries to make things better by having them apologize, but he only ends up making matters worse.

		09/25/2024 7:05 pm	King of Queens	Missing Links
	Doug and Carrie get tickets to the annual golf outing Carrie's law firm has. They normally take Deacon and Kelly, but they can't. So Doug finds Deacon a new girl, but Carrie hates her.

		09/25/2024 7:40 pm	King of Queens	Hero Worship
	Doug's uncle offers to fund a sandwhich shop for Doug which has always been his dream. Carrie thinks it is a bad idea and has to find a way to stop Doug.

		09/25/2024 8:15 pm	King of Queens	Screwed Driver
	Carrie is out of town while Doug's parents are over. Doug has to take a test for IPS to make sure he is a safe driver, but fails & soon his mother starts running his life. Meanwhile, Arthur tries to get rich with a silly scheme.

		09/25/2024 8:50 pm	King of Queens	Lush Life
	Carrie has started going out for drinks after work with her friends and is coming home nicer than usual. When she gets in a fight with them, Doug realizes it is over, so he starts giving her alcohol at home to make her happier.

		09/25/2024 9:25 pm	King of Queens	Bun Dummy
	Carrie has started wearing her hair in a bun, which is driving Doug crazy. His high school reunion is coming up and he wants her to go back to her old look so she doesn't look like a librarian.

		09/25/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Stand-In
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		09/25/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Wife
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		09/25/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Raincoats Part I
	Kramer's moneymaking scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires when Morty has to depend on his Fl

		09/25/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Raincoats Part II
	Kramer's moneymaking scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires when Morty has to depend on his Fl

		09/26/2024 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Burning Down The House
	Christine considers taking a walk on the wild side in order to make Barb think she's not a square. DAVE FOLEY ("NewsRadio") returns to guest star as Richard's friend, Tom, with whom Christine once went on a date.

		09/26/2024 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Happy Couple, The
	Matthew and Barb pretend to be inseparable after Christine learns they spent the night together and forbids them to see one another.

		09/26/2024 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	One And A Half Man
	When Christine's gynecologist (guest star JASON ALEXANDER - "Seinfeld") suggests that her flu-like symptoms may be her experiencing perimenopause, Christine tries to take charge of her hormones.

		09/26/2024 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	A Decent Proposal
	Christine proposes marriage to Barb to save her best friend from being deported to the Bahamas. Meanwhile, Richard attempts to propose marriage to New Christine.

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		09/26/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Andy's Investment
	Andy opens a coin laundry to save money for Opie's college education.

		09/26/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Howard and Millie
	Howard proposes to Millie at the bakery where she works.

		09/26/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee's Cousin
	Andy learns the truth when he sees his cousin Bradford alight from a freight train but keeps quiet because Aunt Bee thinks he's a wealthy relative.

		09/26/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Suppose Andy Gets Sick
	Andy catches the flu and Goober takes over as his deputy.

		09/26/2024 5:00 am	MASH	Welcome To Korea, Part 1 of 2
	Trapper is shipped home while Hawkeye is on R&R. Hawkeye speeds to Kimpo with Radar to catch Trapper's plane, but they just miss him. While they are there, they pick up BJ Hunnicut and take him back to camp. On the way back, BJ

		09/26/2024 5:35 am	MASH	Welcome To Korea, Part 2 of 2
	Trapper is shipped home while Hawkeye is on R&R. Hawkeye speeds to Kimpo with Radar to catch Trapper's plane, but they just miss him. While they are there, they pick up BJ Hunnicut and take him back to camp. On the way back, BJ

		09/26/2024 6:10 am	MASH	Change Of Command
	Frank settles in as commanding officer, only to have a new one appointed over his head, one that, to his chagrin, fits in very well.

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Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 06/13/2026 •Time zone: Eastern Daylight Time (EDT) UTC -4 • Country: United States •Language: English

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